Goodman returns for the second thrilling instalment of Statham Season. Having savoured the sun-soaked beaches of his debut, the Pauls now plumb the depths of cummy old Engerland to suffer slings and arrows of outrageous performances. Featuring: Aiden Gillan's exciting new take on cockney, Tex Mex Pterodactyl comin' at yyl, drinkin' crisps, Tex Mex, more grit than you could shake a dead pedo at, and Tex Mex.
It's finally Jason Statham season, ladies! Time to embrace the funky accents and hard stares as Statho ripples his way into our lives. And sharing the frightening awakening is Becs who has loved Jason Statham as hard as Salt has long. Enjoy! Featuring: 00s music, la transporteur, fuckable evil eyes, the most boring car park ever filmed, the maths of film criticism and the most beautiful romance a french cop could hope for. More Becs! https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co https:/...
Salt and Goodman settle in to their slightly gross teenage comfort zone and enjoy the absolutely bonkers sexploitation-action flick, Malibu Express. Featuring: the greatest man ever, buff Eamonn Holmes, 20th century feminism, Margo Fuck-yer-self and a Boob related twist that would make Shyamalan lay off the cheese for a while. Twitter! We have a Patreon ! Exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Our Fiasco one-shot is being edited and will hit your faces in August! Jen and the Film Critic ...
Goodman is going to be taking some breaks to look after himself and his hog every other week for a while, but while the Goods away, the Salt shall plaaaaaaaay with Stuart! He wants to talk about this mind-blowingly, arse-shatteringly dull thriller about cryptocurrency. Experience the poetry of a crypto bro! Featuring: Kurt Russell! Seriously! Get more Hot Stu' here: https://twitter.com/stuartwrites Twitter! We have a Patreon ! Exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Our Fiasco one-shot is...
There's nothing like being young at heart! But how far is Quest Fantastic star and OGT cryptid Nell willing to go? Will she entrap her voice forever inside this odious podcast and bear her soul in revealing her love for 90s campfest Death Becomes Her? And shall the Pauls find it in their hearts to allow her to live and love and express her joy freely? Yeah, a bit. Featuring: Holedy Horn, Goldie Lawn, Nelldie Horn and Bruce Ha Ha. Twitter! We have a Patreon ! Exclusive content for as little as $1...
Paul Salt dreamt he left the deepest jungles of recommendations month. But it was only a dream! His waking nightmare is to be personally curated by excellent podcast witch: Jen Blundell! She insisted we watch 90s 30s-throwback The Phantom and chaos ensues. Oh and Goodman isn't here. Featuring: Piss handed monkey friend, bisexual welsh pirate women, Xander Drax, romancing the snake, Mr New York City, and Dexter's Dad. Hear more Jen at Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/ O...
This is it. The final Gorehouse Great. Six years in the making we have finished this cheap box set of unlicensed horror movies. A beautiful thing. Enjoy this last episode which features a first for this podcast! A very disappointing and irritating first. Featuring: Mr Danger, Lou Landers, James Dean, her majesty the Queen and Big Ed Hurley. Twitter! We have a Patreon ! Exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Our Fiasco one-shot is being edited and will hit your faces in August! Jen and th...
It's the home stretch of Gorehouse Greats and it seems that Mill Creek Entertainment has saved us their two most frustratingly similarly titled films yet! Starting with Terror, from the team who brought you Satan's Slave and Michael Gough's crippling Fish and Chip habit. Featuring: Keith Chegwin, a British Suspiria, some fucking liabilities, and Bathtime with Brenda. Twitter! We have a Patreon ! Exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Our Fiasco one-shot is being edited and will hit your ...
Sean Flierl of Role To Cast continues his mission of bringing 1990s action/comic Saturday-morning-TV fare to our present selves, who had pretty much jettisoned any sentiment towards the past for political reasons. Imagine our shock then that this was exactly what I describe above! What does this even mean! Featuring: Turtle Boy, Sam Rockwell's Funky Bunch, Elias Koteas?, distracting your enemies with Sex and the City and how jarring it is when everyone but you sounds like Alex Winters. Twitter! ...
Welcome back to our Modern Classics series, where this week we present to you Corpus Christi (2019), a phenomenal movie from Jan Komasa about an ex-convict who poses as a priest in a small town with a hidden tragedy. We hope you enjoy it because it and we are good. Things. Featuring: a new jingle, Pants Man, Doing a First Reformed, trying harder to watch more Polish cinema so we know what we're talking about and just your loveable old Pauls enjoying themselves for a change. Twitter! We have a Pa...
Goodman Season staggers bloodied and bullet-riddled to its final resting place to specifically not be saved by any sort of devilry or devil's deal, because they just didn't get that the CGI was good, not bad like everyone else seemed to think so. That's right, it's the one good thing about Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011), directed by Neveldine/Taylor and starring Nic Cage, Idris Elba, Ciaran Hinds and more! Because the CGI in this is a damn sight better than everyone else seems to think,...
Goodman Season rampages onward with aplomb (aplombnward) with Joe Carnahan's Smokin' Aces (2006), starring Ryan Reynolds, Alicia Keys, Ray Liotta, Taraji P. Henson, Ben Affleck, Chris Pine, Andy Garcia, Joel Egerton in no particular order and many more! Featuring: Mickey Flanagan, “Tit Bits”, "Spread it, Father", El Assassinato!, Egerton Man, Ray-Ray and Common & Jeremy Kill the Nazis. Twitter! We have a Patreon ! Exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Our Fiasco one-shot is being ed...
Goodman Season prevails/drags on with the various Pauls enjoying and not really enjoying Gone In 60 Seconds (2000), respectively. Even though it has Robert Duvall in it. Featuring: NICOLAAAAS (not quite so) F**ING CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Twitter! We have a Patreon ! Exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Our Fiasco one-shot is being edited and will hit your faces in August! Jen and the Film Critic Quest Fantastic Goodman's EP ...
Goodman Season kicks off with a rowdy sort-of grunting noise because first up is Drop Dead Fred (1991), starring Phoebe Cates and Rik Mayall! The one good thing? The more than one good thing more like! Featuring: polhemoth, Rik "Just Juice" Mayall, a terrible situation, uber-Balebreenquaid and cuck mums. https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Our Fiasco one-shot is being edited and will hit your fa...
This week the Pauls tip down t'History Hole with Julie Corman's Chopping Mall (1986)! Disclaimer: very little chopping, but if I judged every film on that we'd be reduced to etc. etc. Featuring: Bunch of Kunst, getting them out for the trailer, VR Nut, something more charming than Michael Bay, Boobie Harry and panicky idiot. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Our Fia...
Becs Watson from the screamingly-good Roll Plus Heart podcast doesn't know whether to befriend a dog or kiss it, and neither do we! It's no surprise then that our stars aligned and she came onto our thing to discuss this weird little curio from the *nervous collar-tug* period for superhero movies the noughties: Jonah Hex (2010)! Featuring: double reasons, Dr Zeus, the theme tune to Jonah Hex, guessing Michael Shannon and Sheriffin' about. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We...
Marky Mark Reid (patent pending) recommended we find good things in Supergirl (1984), despite the fact it's not even about a bloody man! What's the world coming to? Thanks Mark and thanks "Super Girl". We had fun. Featuring: cancelled until okay, holding the nook, squirt, cling film world, the outside room, Nigel is actually a powerful wizard, Bens Kingsley and a lesson about Billy. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up...
Cha'boy is back! That is to say, Goods no longer has That Illness to the extent that he can legitimately get time off from things and is back to the OGrindT, finding good things in Hackers (1995) – because Matt Antonio and Jenny Sohns both recommended this magical, beautiful thing. Thanks! Anyway, here are its good things. Featuring: feat: puters, That Guy Hugh Jackman, exactly what I wanted to hear, Non Fiction Truths, Dumbed Up, Shane Meadows' Future Grave, an inch from Breen and Mister The Pl...
Oh god, what have they done to my boy! My boy/boi Paul Goodman is sick with the only disease anybody ever gets now (poser!) and so I have to go it solo! A lone wanderer through the cinematic wilderness. Joined only by my daddy's trusty pocket knife and Ellen Graham from Role to Cast and numerous other ventures. Truly alone. Ellen makes me watch Jennifer's Body. Featuring: Ellen's Dog Bowser, my boys, Woman Empowerment, Paul's handy Covid tips, the latest info on how Amanda Seyfried likes her kis...
The Pauls are back with another modern classic in the shape of Joe Talbot and Jimmy Fails' The Last Black Man In San Francisco (2019)! Featuring: Rick Hurt, the Halliwell Stank, a Toxic of Masculinities, Monto and Toxic Masculinity Chorus. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com) We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive ...
The Pauls have a lot of work to do and so can't listen to you going on and on about other films – some would say that's hard to believe but we would say but two words: Fateful Findings. Then some following words: (2008), Neil Breen, yes. Featuring: Subreem, Breen-Beam, preminiscence, tough tough face and Jeff. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com) We...
Mixed emotions as the Pauls visit Britain at its worst in The Nan Movie (2022)! Hooray! Featuring: the bit that came true, naturalists, bag4death, the Pontins of movies, an affront to democracy, Team Nan and the Island Life song. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com) We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content fo...
This week the Pauls grow their hair and blend in with the locals real good as they find all the good things in Nic Cage sleep-o-vehicle Bangkok Dangerous (2008)! Featuring: Swindon Dangerous, deaf question, spend bad to make bad and dense hair. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com) We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclu...
This week the Pauls begin an arduous journey (genuinely didn't plan the wordplay, it just feels both arduous and long) of revisiting the Hobbit trilogy and finding all the good things within! 100% positivity you say? Somewhere! Featuring: an unexpected experience, union stuff, Timmy in the Mangle, hugs 4-13, prominent scouse man, a real sad sad, Broody Beany Dwarf, nonsense sledge and King C**t Barry Humphries. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www...
It's back up the history hole once more with Menahem Golan's The Barbarians (1987) – but don't fear those pecs. These are a couple of hunky bros looking for fun and non-upsetting fun only. And the film ain't bad either, ho HO! Kill me. Featuring: the Reek of podcasts, microphone hat, PMDBDC & 'orse stunts. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Our Fiasco one-shot is...
Sean Flierl – previously of Baby Beard fame, now infamously of the effervescent Role to Cast TTRPG podcast – joins us this week to find good things in Roland Emmerich's Godzilla (1998). We reminisce about a poorly-remembered past, do Michael Caine impressions and shout nonsensically a bit! Hooray! Featuring: seanseand seanerich, How To: Accept a Proposal, "special" noises, James O'Miroquai and Changle It! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patre...
Chris Attaway, legendary man of Invasion Planet Earth fame, recommended we find the good things in magician heist movie Now You See Me (2013). But then Paul Salt met and raised his gauntlet with magician heist CGI movie Now You See Me 2, as it was less well-reviewed and therefore more valuable to us as performers. He's a brand man to the bitter end. The one good thing about Now You See Me 2 (2016) - starring Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Woody Harrelson, Lizzy Caplan, Dave Franco, Mark Ruffa...
This week the Pauls delve into troubling sexual politics with a night out with Jem Newlyn! But only because he recommended we tackle 1983's Deathstalker (1983). Not because of anything he's said or done. Sorry if that was implied. The one good thing about Deathstalker! Featuring: Jem Horse Power, Tony Braxton, an unworthy running joke, massive crimes, Tim Borton’s Rebirth As A Different Boy Machine and Midd Riff. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://w...
Superfan 9000 Jenny Sohns brings in the new recommendations month with the demand that we find the good things in Jim Hosking's An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn (2018). And we did! Within! Featuring: benefiting Nigel Farage, the movie that didn't get made, Jam vibes, an anticomedy cough, Paul's Burger Zone and a Shuffling Berry. https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. We...
This week the Pauls bring you another contender for the title of 'modern classic', Another Year (2010), directed by Mike Leigh and starring Jim Broadbent, Ruth Sheen, Lesley Manville and more. As a comparative piece Salt added Terence Davies' Distant Voices, Still Lives (1988) into the mix, and we really recommend both of these films as loving and profound insights into British life! Featuring: Jackie's Law, two-foot carrot waiting list, Another Ineson, when you're alone and seeing your mates in...
