Baaa baaaa, ba-ba-ba-baaaaaaaa-baaaaaaa, ba-ba-ba-BAAAAAAAA-BAAAAAAAA, ba-ba-ba-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HUMBUG. In anticipation of The Rise of Skywalker the Pauls turn their positive butts over to painstakingly pointing out every way in which Revenge of the Sith is not a good film, highlighting completely by accident the good things about it too. What a success those positive Pauls have made here! I'm glad all of you were here to see it. Featuring: a murderous sociopath that's not who you think, droi...
Dec 17, 2019•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 217
Who's there? The strangest decision Keanu Reeves has ever allowed to be captured on film. The Pauls throw caution to the wind and have a saucy threesome with Eli Roth only to find themselves players in a dangerous(ly dated) game of sex and death. Can they resist Roth's cinematic curves and save their relationship with their loving wife, Jem and the Holograms? Or will they end up buried in the garden? Featuring: a bold innovation in poetry, the 1970s, terrible ubers, a life plan for the millenial...
Dec 10, 2019•53 min•Ep. 216
The Pauls discuss the cinematic trilogy! What is it? Why is it? What's the best of it? Find out this and probably more in this high concept One Good Thing. Featuring: an immortal film critic, Peter Jackson kicking you in the face, Walter Cornflake, a perfectly structured pub story, more Honorable mentions than you could shake a concept at and the ten very best trilogies! ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We are proud members of the...
Dec 03, 2019•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 215
It's midnight! Remember when the Pauls lived in the same city for a bit? Then they did it again for two weeks? Yeah! Old movies! Roblort Monstlor! Two Pauls one cat. Life goals. The cat just sat on my butt; time to upload. Roy Orbison's balls, CAT, roman2roman, a shirtless 50s wedding, how Terrence Malick actually speaks and Northing it. ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We are proud members of the Alottagreen Network – you can che...
Nov 26, 2019•41 min•Ep. 214
As the Pauls return to their respective continents it is a time of reflection. But also a time to watch 1997's Spawn starring John Leguizamo. The boys plum the depths of plum and hell to find good things about this plum of a plum. Featuring: more threeman than you'll be able to handle, the importance of delegation, Paul Dano, some sexy assassins who are in everybody's interest, and a very convincing clown. ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.co...
Nov 19, 2019•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 213
Wassup OGTeam, you absolute suckers? Have you ever wondered what it would be like if your favourite two podcasters from OGT and two other douchebags from Baby Beard Media decide to meet up in Melbourne, get no sleep, drink some whiskey and share a mic so all those coughs and sneezes and sibilants are snagged in the audio like so many dolphins in a really effective tuna net? Well they bloody did it, and they decided to watch Land of the Lost starring Will Ferrel and Anna Friel to commemorate the ...
Nov 13, 2019•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 212
God, this one's shit. Featuring: a hottie, a nottie, avatar guy, a very strict woman, a whole new world, a whole new Jack Black, a farty bum tune, and everything that's wrong with everyone. ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We are proud members of the Alottagreen Network – you can check out two enormous fistfuls of quality Australian content at http://alottagreen.com.au like classic OGTeamers! Jingles from episodes 1-50 now availab...
Nov 06, 2019•52 min•Ep. 211
Happy Halloween! Calling all Jeggheads and Vorefans (oh, wait): one Paul managed to blackmail the other into watching ten identical movies over the course of a year and then discussing each and every one as though they are in any way distinguishable - guess which one! To be fair, it's seven identical movies and three weird ones, and we're not going to go any deeper than that otherwise we'll be reducing Jasons down to the point of a pin, and then we're no better than the bloody monks. Strap on yo...
Oct 30, 2019•3 hr 47 min•Ep. 210
It's another ten episode! But you didn't hear that from us. The CIA, FBI, AFK, mafia, gay mafia, gay CIA, prime minister of Belgium and your mum have all gotten together to manipulate the Pauls into discussing one of the most critically acclaimed divisive movies ever. Will the pauls be able to cling on to their already thin premise for long enough to thoroughly debunk this classic thriller and then say they like it, like twats might. Listen or don't. Featuring: way too much actual information fo...
Oct 22, 2019•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 209
The boys are back in black...pool. It doesn't come up in the episode though because we're too busy talking about this crazy buddy cop movie to be distracted by the last operational steeplechase rollercoaster in the world. Gotta concentrate on Thessa Thompson and her larks! So buckle up, visit Blackpool and enjoy this episode. Featuring: the Haitch word, lesser Spielbergs, some rapid cumin's, the fastest fourman in OGT history, and two tired boys who are humanities only defense against the scum o...
Oct 15, 2019•55 min•Ep. 208
Hey Paul! Yes Paul? *kablammo* WOW, GREAT SUICIDE PACT FELLAS! YUP, IT'S ME, OL' M. NIGHT, SHAKIN' IT HARD AS I ALWAYS SAY, SHAKIN' IT GOOD AND HARD. ANYWAY, WHILE MY TEAM OF PHILADELPHIA-BASED HANDYMEN BUILD ME A THRONE FROM THE SHATTERED AND PORKED REMAINS OF THE PAULBOYS, I WANT TO SHOW YOU A FILM WHAT I DONE WHAT GOES BY THE NAME OF TWO-HOUR-PLUS WITH A SIDE SERVING OF BACKBREAKING EXPOSITION. WHO KNOWS - MAYBE WE'LL FIND A GOOD THING OR TWO WHILE WE'RE AT IT. YOU'LL KNOW LOL. I'LL TELL YOU....
Oct 07, 2019•56 min•Ep. 207
Coming at you live through Goodman's grandad's gramophone: it's episode 137 of gay old time podcast The One Good Thing! Those crazy Pauls have one of those new fangled filmathons to hand, with their loud music and Super Mario's Party. Hellboy is the name, recycling and depreciating quality earlier work is its game. Let's just hope they take it down like anyone would to something born post-1970. Quickly and loudly. Sorry about my mic. It's a-crackling but take solace in the fact that it's not you...
Sep 30, 2019•56 min•Ep. 206
Hey you! Think you know your action like the Pauls know action? They’ve seen more action than you’ve had hot dinners mate, and not necessarily regarding but also not limited to sex and war, in case anyone cool is asking. They’ve seen, done and been it all, and what's more they don’t like to brag about it. So go think about that before you embarrass yourself. So while they’re not doing any of that, and YOU’RE not doing any of that, all that’s left is for them to talk about their top ten action mo...
Sep 23, 2019•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 205
These fire maidens are outta sight! But also in this movie that the Pauls will watch because it's a history hole episode! And the hole has been most generous this time, bringing a 50s cigarette style adventure that's bound to have them all creased up, see? Featuring: A welcome return for the workmen of Australia, the worst kind of literary primary school, Neil Breen's amazon review, perverts in space, and some sexy space dancing. Gee Whiz! ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://face...
Sep 17, 2019•46 min•Ep. 204
He-Pauls! And the Masters of the Universe movie from the 80s made for £5. Witness the might set. Comprehend the choppy fight scenes. Stifle laughter at the fearsome foes! Enjoy a Skeletor Soliloquy. All this and maybe more if we can afford it, on this episode of the One Good Thing! Stay in school, kids. Featuring: Thundercats in Croydon, Richard Nixon, a party political broadcast from Skeletor, Monica from Friends, Daaaaaave, Bo Selecta, and a brief history of Cannon Films and their exploits. og...
Sep 10, 2019•51 min•Ep. 203
Fight! The undead pauls take on their original timeline counter parts (Elliot and BT from The Simpsons Index and Thrones of Game) in the hopes of earning their living skin back. Will it be a flawless victory or will everyone involved have their spines out by the end. Prepare yourselves. LISTEN! Featuring: the hottest new fatalities for the summer, Dexter's Dad, The Godfather: The Arcade Game, the stuntiest man in Hollywood, The Lonely Tarkatans, incredible disappearing characters, and Ermac, of ...
Sep 03, 2019•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 202
Calling all real Americans and real pain for my sham Americans: HULK SMASH…ed his way into Hollywood on the bicepped arms of Mr. Nanny and, much like the light of the sun has to travel the hundreds of millions of miles to Earth, the Paulboys only now feel the manly meaty punch of Terry “the Hulk “The Hulk”” Hogan, and are pleasantly surprised to find that it doesn’t just keep repeatedly punching them while they’re down. So crank it up! Featuring: The/a Hulk, #canvaslife, Dadley Moore, the only H...
Aug 27, 2019•59 min•Ep. 201
There's some spooky goings on at the Mansion de la Pauls. Crude jokes are making themselves, and we've been feeling strange emotions like fondness for the 90s. There's only one explanation, we're being haunted by a Baby Bearder! And this one has dug up a ripe young corpse for us to all enjoy! Featuring: The longest introduction ever recorded, Way more about Paul S’ early fantasies than you ever wanted to know, every dad you ever wanted, the devastating cheese appetites of the film4 staff, Brad G...
Aug 20, 2019•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 200
We did it! We made it through another ten god damn episodes. Time to celebrate by turning to a much maligned film that one of the Pauls has a soft (?) spot for. See if you can spot which one. It's the sexy comedy about sexy comedies, but will the other Paul's heart be won over by the homely dame, or will he turn out to be Sarah Michelle Gellar. Awful. Tune in to find out! Featuring: Idris Elba's crazy emporium of wacky characters, lots of depth for the Pauls to be out of, some political insights...
Aug 13, 2019•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 199
The Pauls are back and sleepy! Watch as their sleep-deprived minds try to recall the intricacies of a nonsensical plot that no one was intended to care about. Hear their willingness to talk seriously about this movie ebb away before your ears! It's the maddening spectacle of two men watching pornographic puppets. Listen if you dare! Featuring: our thoughts on the most important trailer of the year, a puppet dynasty, gooch yawns, smut, Emma Watson's mocap mishaps, muppet drugs, a cow having its t...
Aug 06, 2019•58 min•Ep. 198
In the quickest quick thing yet, the Pauls take a sexy stroll through murder town, with Blood Mania! The final recording of three, this finds the Pauls at their sleepiest and most delirious. Good thing they have such a straightforward film to discuss! Featuring: Rowdy sexy music, the best trailer ever, the props guy from Easy Rider, melty melty hitler, Moe Green, the best opening title sequence ever, a pruney beauty, sex Frankenstein, and the ancient art of whatever that is. ogtpod@gmail.com htt...
Jul 31, 2019•25 min•Ep. 197
It's holiday time for the Pauls! But before they left to enjoy New Zealand and East Finchley respectively, they recorded their reactions to yet another Gore House Great! Will this film live up to the outrageous standards of the other GHGs? Only time and this podcast will tell if you listen to it. Featuring: Alan Alda's excellent dad, Cleasty Yeastwood, more threeman fuckups, Nancy Reagan, wild speculation about the back of Argos, people puppets, Francis the High Executioner, Maureen from Number ...
Jul 23, 2019•30 min•Ep. 196
The Pauls haven't had much luck at the beach in the past. They've had runs with Surf Ninjas, knock off Bodhis and the end of Gigli. Also they're so pale you can see their hearts in direct sunlight like a weird fish. But the sun is out (in one of their countries) so it's time to pull up those thongs and go to town. It's the baywatch remake! Featuring: stunning awareness of the geography of the British Isles, Pamela Anderson 2: Neil Breen, a meal fit for a Travers, Zayfron, naughty words, tumescen...
Jul 16, 2019•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 195
Spice up your life by listening to two awful men talk about a twenty year old movie that wasn't made for them! Apropos of nothing, they decide to watch baby, ginger, athletic, wealthy, and frightening in their first and so far only movie. It's a mad trip of a podcast for a genuinely baffling film. Enjoy! Featuring: A surprisingly small number of studio albums, yet more references to David Lynch and That Darn Cat, Roger "The Mad Dog" Ebert, the Brexit bus, and at least two celebrity cameos includ...
Jul 09, 2019•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 194
It's out longest title yet and probably the longest time we've spent before actually talking about the thing we came to talk about. It's another round of excellent movies those condescending pricks think you might have missed in your busy, busy life. So drop that overpriced fruit drink, stop dancing for five seconds and listen to all the best ways you could be silently staring at a screen. Featuring: a lot of clips in languages you don't know (probably), Paul's near near-death experience, a very...
Jul 02, 2019•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 193
YARGH! Look out peasants and women minding their own business. It's a time of plunder and rrrrrapine! There are hoardes of rampaging Pauls sweeping across the steppes in search of land or property they can forcibly acquire without due process. RAPINE! Also, they're gonna watch 1956's radioactive misstep, The Conqueror. Featuring: John Wayne as a Mongolian warlord (seriously), some excellent voice work all around, decidedly unafraid children, yet another jingle, Stinky McShitface (tm), a sticky p...
Jun 25, 2019•58 min•Ep. 192
Alottagreen founder Daniel Wilks challenges one of his newest recruits (couple a' Pauls) with an arduous treck through the CGI desert that is Australia, in Alex Proyas' Gods of Egypt. The Pauls battle fervently to reclaim their stolen eyes but only manage to get one of the four back, so they have to share forever. Featuring: More cinema tales, the beard accent, a very special fourmen, Beck, a Scottish Christmas, a very small horn, the loudest thief ever, Brian Brown the King of the Gods, and Hay...
Jun 18, 2019•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 191
Go go gadget Paul boys! It's time for them to awkwardly try to stay kid friendly whilst enduring one of the worst films they've ever seen! Watch as they smoothly avoid mentioning Werner Herzog and his ways. Marvel at their repeated references to Robocop! Witness the Pauls suffer their most Kid Friendly meltdown yet! Featuring: Robocop, Seal and Shaggy's UK tour, two decades worth of threeman, Paul's guide to the internet, Will.I.AMDB, the 90s, and sound effects, sound effects, SOUND EFFECTS!!! o...
Jun 11, 2019•55 min•Ep. 190
There's a man. He walks alone in the desert. He has an important message for us all. He speaks in a strange manner, but he communes with tigers and he looks like a weird composite effect. His name is Phil Harker-Smith! And he's on this weeks episode of One Good Thing to talk about a Neil Breen Movie. Breen is one of the most unique and hilariously bizarre directors working today. Have the Pauls found a new favourite? Or will Phil have to return to his planet in disgrace? Featuring: Breen Dreams,...
Jun 04, 2019•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 189
The Pauls are spiralling down into another recommendations month, bumping into many toothed fish along the way. One such fish is Aussie Nerd who has brought us a tasty offering to pick through. It's the third entry into the sometimes known Sharknado franchise, the second the Pauls have wolfed down on the podcast. Will this finally be the one to convince the Pauls these are camp classics and cult films in the making? Or will they just be dicks about it. Let's find out! Featuring: Us being dicks a...
May 28, 2019•50 min•Ep. 188
