It's the very last episode, folks! We've come full circle back to where it all began, nine and a half years ago. What will the Pauls make of Zak Snyder's definitive film after a near decade of Sandler-infused suffering? They're definitely older, but are they any wiser? Certainly not more disciplined as this prick runs for ninety minutes longer than last time. It's half a Halloween episode! Enjoy! Remember, the patreon will continue so if you're missing the Pauls, sign up to that 'reon, Padres! h...
May 30, 2025•2 hr 18 min•Ep. 457
Uh oh! Run file badmovie.exe! No wait, don't actually run that! Whoops, you're operating system is now Jack and Jill. That's a shame because you'll need an actual operating system to listen to this podcast about the new Russo brothers movie, The Electric State. A bad Adam Sandler movie won't do that...next time maybe think before running them .exes, yeah? More Pauls: https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive c...
May 25, 2025•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 456
This podcast will be in the future. You will be too. Maybe you two could hang out when you both get to the future together. I won't be there. I'm staying here, in the history hole! More Pauls: https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit...
May 08, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 455
Sara and Helen check in to the hotel Paul to discuss a baffling movie they discovered whilst on holiday. No monkeys. But Jen was there so nobody was happy. More Sara! https://www.facebook.com/SaraKeepArt https://twitter.com/PenguinPanic?s=20&t=Ju0zqYyYI5lTHjkIYQ9Qag Rollplusheart.com More Helen: Fuck you. More Pauls: https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to S...
Apr 25, 2025•1 hr 47 min•Ep. 454
Oh Mr Darcy, please do accept the gift of this podcast. It has been prepared with the greatest care so as to encompass all the qualities and dispositions of the most questionable adaptation of Lady Austen's Persuasion by the cads at Netflix associates. Janelle Heald has made most wonderful contributions and includes this podcast with her kindest compliments. I hope you will be able to join us for supper at the Engadine Maccas where Scott Morison shat his pants after the Cronulla Sharks lost the ...
Apr 16, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 453
Watch out, shorty! There's a hell of a time coming your way. Shorty! Ah well. Shorty be trippin'. But you be trippin' if you sleep on this hot shit. Check it out, yo. More JEN! Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/ Or her twitter, here: https://twitter.com/JenBlundell More Pauls! Oh my god! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's sh...
Apr 04, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 452
She's just a girl. The girl you want! That's right, me, Paul Salt. But also Ellen Graham is here and she's brought Tank Girl! And Malcolm McDowell. Let the mayhem begin! More Ellen: https://twitter.com/EllenKGraham1 https://play.acast.com/s/role-to-cast More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and dee...
Mar 26, 2025•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 451
The time if finally here. Sharpen your broadswords, try and pick up your warhammers, because it's finally time to fight for the future of Azeroth! And by the future of Azeroth, I mean the vague understanding of quality of a 2016 movie made by David Bowie's kid on his laptop. Check it out! Then listen to this. More Becs! starlinggirl.carrd.co https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/ More Pauls! https://bsky.app/profile/ogtpod.bsky.social https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have...
Mar 12, 2025•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 450
Warp five, everyone! Engage and make it so, or what have you. Ensign Sean Fleirl is bloody on deck and wants to inspect every part of Star Trek Nemesis. More Sean! Role to Cast: https://play.acast.com/s/role-to-cast Twitter: https://twitter.com/SeanMeansJohn Wrestle Rampage Australia: https://www.facebook.com/wrestlerampage/ More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a mo...
Feb 28, 2025•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 449
An special announcement from the Pauls!
Feb 12, 2025•14 min•Ep. 448
Aroooooo! It's a half moon! You know what that means? A mediocre horror movie! Katy and Paul have just about prepared for a discussion about it, so let's sink our teeves in! More Horror Chick! https://thathorrorchick.com/ More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like...
Feb 11, 2025•48 min•Ep. 447
You've actually got mud on your face. I think you're a disgrace. And could you stop kicking that can all over the place? Sara and Paul discuss The Knight's Tale. More Sara! https://www.facebook.com/SaraKeepArt https://twitter.com/PenguinPanic?s=20&t=Ju0zqYyYI5lTHjkIYQ9Qag Rollplusheart.com More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen a...
Jan 30, 2025•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 446
Gotta go as fast as our aging bodies and minds will allow us to go! That's right, it's me; Guy la Hérissonne, and I'm here to welcome you into the beautiful world of magic rodents. Let's meet the first one of these freaks; Jim Carrey. Look at him go! Woah! More Ellen: https://twitter.com/EllenKGraham1 https://play.acast.com/s/role-to-cast More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as lit...
Jan 23, 2025•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 445
I heard there's a treasure somewhere about this miserable planet. Actually, Borderlands the game is very similar to doing OGT work. Just wading through filth and lunatics until you find something that might make it all worthwhile...Goodman is the annoying robot in this analogy. Also, Becs is here. More Becs! https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/ More Pauls! https://bsky.app/profile/ogtpod.bsky.social https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitt...
Jan 20, 2025•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 444
Oof, this is a long one (ooh-err). The Pauls pour themselves a nice big glass of Magherita Pizza and settle their bitch asses down to enjoy a James Bond movie and then talk about James Bond Movies all James Bondy Day! More Pauls: https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&a...
Jan 10, 2025•1 hr 52 min•Ep. 443
Merry January everyone! Sorry the naughty treat is so late. Converting times between London and Melbourne is so deeply exhausting that we just didn't do that and couldn't for weeks on end. But we've done it now! Kapow! Here it is. Enjoy.
Jan 06, 2025•21 min•Ep. 442
Merry Christmas Everyone! I'm so ho ho sorry that this is so late, but you know at the supermarket when you see all the Christmas stuff on clearance and you can pick up some stuff half price for next year? ...this is like that. But just know that during the festive period this year, Paul, Helen and Becs all got together and celebrated the only way they know how anymore: they watched Hot Frosty by Netflix. More Becs: https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co https://roll-plus-heart.c...
Jan 03, 2025•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 441
Merry Christmas! As Paul races against time to get the Christmas episodes out whilst they're still kind of relevant, please enjoy this this very special episode featuring Sean Flierl and a movie starring a dick. Naughty Christmas Treat shall be a New Years Treat this year! More Sean! Role to Cast: https://play.acast.com/s/role-to-cast Twitter: https://twitter.com/SeanMeansJohn Wrestle Rampage Australia: https://www.facebook.com/wrestlerampage/ More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twit...
Dec 25, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 440
We are catching up this christmas with three special episodes out in one week, maybe, if I can keep up the pace! Here's the first, Elliot and BT talking about the stupidist movie of the year! More Elliot and BT! http://www.thesimpsonsindex.com/podcast More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep ...
Dec 21, 2024•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 439
Time is definately not on our side. Demonstrably. We can barely keep this thing to schedule. But here it is! Nell Heald on Fallen, another excellent 90s movie from her youth. Is Pauley Shore in this one? Kinda. More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? W...
Dec 12, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 438
Every night we lie in bed, the shittest films fill our heads, a million Breens are all it's gonna taaaaaaaaake to make us forget this bland cooperate nonsense. Come watch the fullest extent of the Hollywood dream machine in a musical that dares to ask "what if attractive talented people were able to overcome their crippling self-doubt?" More Pauls: https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as littl...
Nov 27, 2024•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 437
We did it! And it only took nearly twice as long as the movie we're reviewing. Join your favourite roll playing podcast on a journey into the sticky cave of Peter Capaldi (bring a mongoose or two!). Also, I think one of the participants might be a lesbian. One at least. More Becs: https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/ More Helen: Fuck off! More Pauls: https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patre...
Nov 23, 2024•2 hr 16 min•Ep. 436
You think seven years of podcasting gives you the right to delve the depths of the Coppolian mind? Paul and Chris stop time to tumble down the awful depths of Megalopolis. And there's not even a Lawrence Fishburne to narrate the fall. Christ. More Chris! https://twitter.com/BondingChris?s=20&t=dEW_7UgwNTBQOZisQL6udA https://twitter.com/roletocast More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive conten...
Nov 21, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 435
Ok, draw three cards and turn them over one at a time. Oh, the Horror Chick Card! That means you're not going to have much fun for the next 93 minutes. Oh, the Pauls Card? You're not even going to get to enjoy it ironically, some asshole is gonna explain how this movie is somehow bad for cinema. Ok, third card. Mrs Chip the carpenter's wife?! Whoops, wrong deck. Let's play monopoly instead. More Horror Chick! https://thathorrorchick.com/ More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.co...
Nov 10, 2024•54 min•Ep. 434
Watch out for that pile of hammers! Oh dear. Well, sorry about that, but whilst you're recovering, please do have a listen to this year's Halloween episode (sorry it's a tad late, but happy fireworks night!). Ellen is joining me to discuss the Final Destination franchise! Why not listen to it on a plane? A road trip? A rollercoaster? A race track (what?)? Or work trip? Go nuts! Tempt death! Get him! More Ellen: https://twitter.com/EllenKGraham1 https://play.acast.com/s/role-to-cast More Pauls! h...
Nov 05, 2024•2 hr 54 min•Ep. 433
We're back!!!! And we're picking up where we kind of left off, in some ways, a bit. We wanted to watch a Statham movie. Becs is here for this, always. More Becs! https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/ More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and de...
Oct 31, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 432
Hello Everyone! For the first time in seven and a half god damn years, we are going to have to take a short break. Paul Salt has to write a dissertation in two months and he's not started it, dick 'ead. So please do bear with us until September the 24th. In the meantime, we will be releasing regular Patreon episodes. So do sign up if you just need some more Pauls! Have a great summer, see you in September. More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! http...
Jul 09, 2024•9 min•Ep. 431
Depending on your region. Who watches the watchers? Who watchers are watched? What Watch the Watcheders? Find out all this and more, right here in Off Menu or whatever this is. More Horror Chick! https://thathorrorchick.com/ More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! L...
Jun 28, 2024•57 min•Ep. 430
"Wait, they made a fifth Jaws movie and called it Cruel Jaws? That's stupid." Wrong, you stupid son of a bitch! ...sorry, that was too strong. I love you. Let's start over. There isn't a Jaws 5, unless you're Italian. Then there is and it's this. More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep frien...
Jun 24, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 429
Just keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', with Rollerball. Rollin' Ball! More Sean! Role to Cast: https://play.acast.com/s/role-to-cast Twitter: https://twitter.com/SeanMeansJohn Wrestle Rampage Australia: https://www.facebook.com/wrestlerampage/ More Pauls! https://face...
Jun 19, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 428
