Zak Snyder! What are you doing here back in Paulville? Don't you remember how it went last time? What's this? A project you haven't even managed to sell to Disney or Warner Brothers? I bet Netflix took it. They did. Great. Well what do you want us to do about it? Watch it?! That's not what Netflix is for! More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt'...
Jun 10, 2024•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 427
Helen Gaffney and Becs Watson have gotten together to cook up a delightful dish of hammy acting, varying tones and Robert Morley. Revenge might be served best cold, but what about farcical comedy? That's always good, right? ...right?! More Becs: https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/ More Helen: Fuck off! More Pauls: https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusiv...
May 29, 2024•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 426
The year is 1983 and someone is telling you that the year is actually 2019, but he's just being dramatic, but I'm not, it actually is 1983. The world has been ravaged by nuclear war so no one can have babies anymore. But people aren't chill about that as you'd expect. They're livid in fact. Maybe Paul and Ellen can put it all into context. More Ellen: https://twitter.com/EllenKGraham1 https://play.acast.com/s/role-to-cast More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have...
May 23, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 425
ARGH! Oh no. Shit. For God's sake no. Please. Why? Eww. No! Seriously Why? Oh god. Fine. Here it is. Fuck. More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, ...
May 22, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 424
Watch out, anyone hanging out below some gymnastics equipment! There's a deadly new martial arts about and it's a threat to the sovereignty of small nations everywhere. Can the Pauls survive this bizarre 80s martial arts spectacular? No, this is the end of them. More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT gues...
May 15, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 423
The Phaaaaaaantom of the Podcast is here! Da dum. It's the heavily disfigured Jen Blundell and she's got a bone or two to pick with the world that scorned Joel Schumacher's 2004 musical masterpiece. Join us in the rafters for a musical adventure right down the range of Gerard Butler. More JEN! Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/ Or her twitter, here: https://twitter.com/JenBlundell More Pauls! Oh my god! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Pa...
May 12, 2024•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 422
Hello Bu-ddy. How's your grindage these days? Nellage is stopping by to share her greasy wheeze. What the fuck is happening? Find out here! More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out ...
Apr 27, 2024•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 421
You should have taken the staaaaairs! The horror chick returns in her most spookiest mode of conveyance yet: an elevator. How will Paul fair in his second elevator set horror film of the podcast? More Horror Chick! https://thathorrorchick.com/ More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend J...
Apr 18, 2024•55 min•Ep. 420
It's that special time of year again! April! What better time to reflect on the films of the previous year? That's right there isn't one so let's get to it. More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? W...
Apr 15, 2024•1 hr 56 min•Ep. 419
Every single one of Quest Fantastic is here to talk about this film for reasons we can't exactly remember. But they're here so let's make the best of it. Featuring: Fatty Quinten, ATM, French Boi, and Big Chunky Charlie. More Sara! https://www.facebook.com/SaraKeepArt https://twitter.com/PenguinPanic?s=20&t=Ju0zqYyYI5lTHjkIYQ9Qag Rollplusheart.com More Jen! Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/ Or her twitter, here: https://twitter.com/JenBlundell More Pauls! https://f...
Apr 08, 2024•2 hr 4 min•Ep. 418
Oh no, they say he's got a thong, go go King Kong! That's right it's time for a new King Kong and Godzilla movie, at last. So why not celebrate by remembering the very first time these two titans of industry had a good go at it? No reason why not! So we did it. More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest...
Mar 29, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 417
Oh yes, I think so! Let's have Sara Keep come on to talk about the last Ghostbusters movie. Was it the golden standard in aggressively marketing nostalgia at an undemanding fan base, or is it all right? Let's find out. Featuring: Slimer 2.0, dead guys, a fantastic new segment, and the best new NFT on the market. Buy now by clicking on each of the links below in sequence twice. More Sara! https://www.facebook.com/SaraKeepArt https://twitter.com/PenguinPanic?s=20&t=Ju0zqYyYI5lTHjkIYQ9Qag Rollp...
Mar 22, 2024•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 416
Kull wahad, everyone! To celebrate the release of the biggest movie of the year, we are folding space to return to the first time a director successfully (?) brought the Dune universe to the multiplex. But how does Lynch's much-maligned sci-fi masterpiece (?) hold up today without our fancy special effects and products? Find out here. Oh, Ellen's here. Features the Atreides, the Harkonnens, the Fremen, the Bene Gesserit and a whole bunch of other things I can't even begin to spell! More Ellen: h...
Mar 14, 2024•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 415
Oh God....oh dear god no. Featuring: That which should have remained in dreams. More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic? https://sh...
Mar 08, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 414
Oh boy... Featuring: a lot. Roll Plus Heart: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/ More Becs! https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co There is no more Helen than this. More Jen! https://twitter.com/JenBlundell More Sara! https://www.facebook.com/SaraKeepArt https://twitter.com/PenguinPanic?s=20&t=Ju0zqYyYI5lTHjkIYQ9Qag More Pauls! More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content...
Feb 29, 2024•2 hr 8 min•Ep. 413
The cruel twist is that we're actually all caught in The Net, except for Sandra Bullock! Yoinks. Well, whilst you're here and can't escape, why not hear us talk about the halcyon days when all this might have been avoided. Don't say they didn't warn you! Featuring: www.pizzajpegs.com, the escape key, some bits, some bites, and some very encrypted files. More Sean! Role to Cast: https://play.acast.com/s/role-to-cast Twitter: https://twitter.com/SeanMeansJohn Wrestle Rampage Australia: https://www...
Feb 21, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 412
Nell returns! With another movie about an alien sphere manifesting the fears of a crew of explorers...she has a type! Featuring: Nell. What more do you need? More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? ...
Feb 16, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 411
Well, Argyle was terrible. Wasn't it better when Matthew Vaughan worked with Guy Ritchie? Just cranking out classic gangster movies...and Swept Away! ...with Madonna. Oh boy. Featuring: Racism, Homophobia, Misogyny, Madge's Abs, and some raw, unbridled SEX! probaby. More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT ...
Feb 09, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 410
Time for a powerful reunion with Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus, the masters of Cannon Group Films, a madhouse full of ninjas and buff dudes. Only this time they've got a buff gal and the ghost of a ninja. Will it be more entertaining than a movie with a troll and Courtney Cox? Tune in. Find out. Live free. Featuring: A lot of anti-police sentiment, the lingering frustration of internet issues and possible misogynist Sho Kosugi (allegedly). More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter...
Feb 01, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 409
God January is depressing. If only something wonderful could happen to take our minds off of the bad weather, taxes and lack of Christmas. Oh my god! Jason Statham is here to kick everyone! YAY! And Becs is here to usher in the Stath Year. Aww. Featuring: Bees. Many, many bees. More Becs! https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/ More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod ...
Jan 24, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 408
Welcome to hell! AKA Kilmore High School. You'll get the hang of things pretty quickly. Those are the jocks, those are the cheerleaders, those are the nerds, and those guys? They're the Pauls...yeah...probably it's best just to leave them to it. None of us really...I mean, we don't... they're fine. We think they're fine. I mean they never...they must be fine. Featuring: Lindsay Nohan, John Noble, Amanda Neighfried, Lacey Chabert and Dewey Cox. More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twit...
Jan 18, 2024•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 407
Time to take a dip into the brand new year! What cinematic treats await us! ...oh, someone pooped in the pool. Good thing Katy Maydon is here to help us fish it out and fling it over the fence. Featuring: A member of the Russell family, a member of the Armstrong family, a member of the Kerry Condon dynasty, and a member of staff who asked us to leave when we kept snoring. More Horror Chick! https://thathorrorchick.com/ More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a ...
Jan 13, 2024•57 min•Ep. 406
Happy New Year, OGTEAM! Welcome to 2024. And what better way to start off an exciting new year than having a friend of the podcast, Helen Gaffney, suggest a film in her own inimitable way? God, I miss Christmas. Featuring: Dour British people struggling to find meaning in a conservative hellscape, and they talk about a movie with Tim Curry in it. More Helen: On Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/ More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have ...
Jan 08, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 405
Happy Almost-New Year, OGTeam! It's been 350 dang episodes! And the Pauls have decided to celebrate by watching one of those films again without telling the other which one. What shall the Pauls treat themselves with and just how well do these two guys know each other after all this time? Featuring: the past, the present and, perhaps, the future! More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content fo...
Dec 30, 2023•1 hr•Ep. 404
Shhhh, it's Christmas day and we have a naughty surprise for all of you! We're heading to the kinkiest site on the web to explore each other and you're invited too, big person! Merry Christmas!
Dec 25, 2023•37 min•Ep. 403
Winter Welcomes, Everyone! It's Christmas weekend 2023 and we are celebrating by finishing off our mighty trilogy of contemporary Christmas movies with a Peacock original. Remember Peacock? I literally just heard of it and it's already shutting down. Merry Christmas! Featuring: One of the most gratifying vindications of my entire life. You'll know it. The muppet bit. Christmas. More Katy! https://thathorrorchick.com/ More JEN! Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/ Or her t...
Dec 23, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 402
SAAAAAAAAAAANTA Claus is comin' to town! SAAAAAAAA...etc. Yes, it's the second part of the OGT Christmas Nightmare and we are plumbing the murky depths of Netflix Christmas. They've got some stars, they've got a once-hot director, and they've got a beaten horse that still has a sassy look in its hollowed-out eye socket, so let's make a Christmas Classic! Merry Christmas, everyone, and sorry about the hollowed-out eye socket thing. Featuring: Ed Helms Tim Allening his way into shots, Jennifer Gar...
Dec 21, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 401
Christmas is here at last! Three episodes in one week, starting with a Hallmark adventure with Becs Watson! In a lighthouse! Woah! Featuring: More Christmas spirit than you'll be able to shake a lighthouse at. More Becs! https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/ More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen t...
Dec 19, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 400
Uh oh! The corporate overlords that control the conditions under which we are able to distribute all films, not just theirs, is in trouble. I hope they recover and regain their stranglehold over exhibition spaces! But until they do, let's have a look at their most recent piece of corporate art to see if it inspires in you the need to be a loyal and faithful cog in the machine. When you wish upon a star.... Featuring: focus group trialled characters who test very positively with key demographics ...
Dec 07, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 399
BLARGH! Sorry about that, folks; we've allowed a terrible caveman to write this episode description. After his first word, I decided to dictate. Fortunately, his typing is immaculate. Better than mine! Anyway, it's the history hole again, so we're reviewing some weird movie from ages ago. Enjoy! Featuring: Suzy, Debra, Betty, Valerie, Vicky, Archie Hall Sr. (GASP!) and the world's biggest 12-year-old. More Katy! https://thathorrorchick.com/ More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter...
Nov 22, 2023•57 min•Ep. 398
