It's Friday night, the footy's on, and Greg and Matt are in full "Officially Underqualified" mode, equal parts banter, breakdown, and brutal honesty. What starts with a tongue-in-cheek debate about "pure sex appeal" and the dangers of wearing the wrong pants in a strong breeze quickly spirals into the week's big topics: player imports, club culture, coaching burnout, and why the Gold Coast rugby scene is as unpredictable as the NRL bunker. Matt kicks off with some listener mail from long-time fa...
Aug 15, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 131
This week’s episode of Officially Underqualified is a full-blown sporting therapy session, where Matt and Greg tackle the greatest mystery of modern sport: what the hell is going on with refereeing? From the opening whistle, the boys are fired up. Whether it’s bizarre bunker decisions in the NRL or ghost penalties in international rugby, no code is safe from scrutiny. Greg launches into one of his finest conspiracy-laced rants to date, suggesting the only thing more rigged than the TAB odds is t...
Jul 31, 2025•44 min•Ep. 130
This week on Officially Underqualified , Matt and Greg return with a jam-packed episode of unfiltered banter, half-baked analysis, and full-strength opinions. From rugby rants to golf gripes and the NRL's wildest storylines, no code is safe and no stat goes unchecked. Matt kicks things off with a spicy defence of Australian rugby following the British & Irish Lions’ dominance, diving into history, tour culture, and whether combining four nations is really as impressive as it sounds. The foot...
Jul 23, 2025•56 min•Ep. 129
This week, the Officially Underqualified lads are in full voice, broadcasting from the kitchen as Greg cooks live on the pod, because who says you can’t stir the pot literally and figuratively? From kebabs to curveballs, Matt and Greg serve up a feast of sporting chat that covers everything from golf etiquette to the evolution of the NRLW, with a generous helping of State of Origin spice. Kicking off with a deep (and meaty) dive into the Open Championship, the boys debate fast play versus slow p...
Jul 16, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 128
We’re back for another wildly underqualified episode, and Matt is in full golf life crisis mode. Kicking things off with a painfully detailed recount of his Sunday shank-fest at Burleigh, Matt takes us through the highs (pipe down the fairway, miracle pars) and the very lows (chunked wedges, bent clubs, existential dread). The verdict? It’s time to buy new gear and maybe, just maybe, retire (again). Greg laughs the whole way through because, well, how could you not? Once the 60-degree therapy se...
Jul 08, 2025•51 min•Ep. 127
Whitey and Greg are back in fine form on a frosty Thursday night, wrapping themselves in sarcasm, rugby league rants, and some surprisingly deep dad chat. This episode of Officially Underqualified kicks off with a classic Top Dog domestic drama — one involving open bifold doors and misinterpreted signals, and somehow ends with a heartfelt moment about parenting on the golf course. Welcome to the chaos. The lads dive headfirst into NRL turmoil, spotlighting the Sharks’ ongoing woes, Nico Hynes’ m...
Jun 26, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 126
Matt’s dialling in from a windswept Mornington Peninsula golf trip (yes, another one), while Greg holds down the fort and brings the heat in this jam-packed episode of Officially Underqualified . They kick things off with tales from the Sorento fairways, $15 schooners, three-putt heartbreaks, and the discovery of one of the finest courses Matt’s ever played. But before long, the conversation tees off into a full-throttle State of Origin Game 2 breakdown. NSW fans, brace yourselves: the boys dive...
Jun 21, 2025•40 min•Ep. 125
Whitey’s back in Bali (again), Greg’s freezing on the Gold Coast, and Officially Underqualified returns after a week off with a Friday night footy-fuelled therapy session. This week, the boys dive into: Manly’s implosion against the Titans – is DCE done? Why Luke Brooks might be having a crack (even if he’s not good) The madness of Queensland’s Origin II team selections Has Cherry-Evans played himself into retirement? Can NSW seal the deal in Perth, or will Queensland bounce back with just one c...
Jun 13, 2025•46 min•Ep. 124
Whitey and Greg are back and kicking off Episode 123 in true Officially Underqualified fashion – with gastrointestinal honesty , a dose of chaos, and a full-throttle review of State of Origin Game 1 . The Blues dominated 18–6, and the boys are fired up: Greg unloads on Queensland’s lack of hunger, line speed and physicality Whitey questions the whole “ pick and stick ” mantra and calls out the coaching box DCE’s selection, Munster’s solo crusade, and Harry Grant’s horror show are all put under t...
May 29, 2025•52 min•Ep. 123
It’s halftime of Thursday night footy, and Matt and Greg are back for another absolutely jam-packed episode of Officially Underqualified . The Dolphins are flying, the Bulldogs are imploding, and the NRL is… well, still a shambles. They kick off with footy: Lachlan Galvin’s departure from the Tigers and why the boys think it might be the best move for everyone (unless you're an Eels fan) DCE finally speaks out about his future, Manly’s botched contract offer, and the media circus surrounding his...
May 22, 2025•44 min•Ep. 122
This week on Officially Underqualified , Matt and Greg are calling it as they see it— live during the Women’s State of Origin match! Between bunker controversies and broken eligibility rules, the footy talk flies fast and loose. And yes, David Caruso’s vaginal cream somehow enters the conversation. Highlights include: Greg goes deep on the Broncos’ attitude problem —is it coaching or a cultural rot in the playing group? Daily Cherry-Evans cops a spray as the boys discuss whether he’s lost the Ea...
May 15, 2025•57 min•Ep. 121
It’s Magic Round week, and Officially Underqualified is back with more hot takes, bad tips, and bunker blow-ups. Matt and Greg tee off with some pre-game banter, mild audio issues, and a scathing review of Palm Beach real estate (meth clinics included). Then it’s full steam ahead into a 28-minute rant on the state of the NRL. The boys go hard on: The sin bin epidemic: 18+ sin bins last round alone! “Direct contact to the head” rulings that defy logic Why bunker calls are breaking the game, and c...
May 01, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 120
Matt and Greg return for a massive Officially Underqualified episode, kicking things off by reflecting on Anzac Day and calling out the bizarre decision to cancel Southport’s March due to rain. Let’s just say… they’re not happy. Then it’s onto everything from dodgy golf scores to NRL chaos : 🏌️♂️ Matt vents about playing with the worst golf cheat he’s ever seen and how he’s taking action. 🏉 The boys break down the Broncos’ big win over the Bulldogs, why the Dogs fell apart under pressure, and...
Apr 27, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 119
This week on Officially Underqualified , Matt and Greg deliver an unmissable post-Masters, post-NRL meltdown episode. There’s plenty to love, plenty to hate , and a whole lot of strong opinions and snack breaks (Weis Bar included). They kick off with an in-depth breakdown of Masters Week , from Rory McIlroy’s incredible comeback to Justin Rose's heartbreak, and debate whether that infamous wedge on 13 or the 7-iron on 15 was the real turning point. Plus, Greg reveals a major upgrade in his bag: ...
Apr 19, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 118
This week on Officially Underqualified , Matt takes the reins while Greg snacks on a Weis Bar and somehow still delivers his hottest takes of 2025 so far. The boys dive straight into NRL chaos , including whether it’s officially time to put the red pen through the Panthers , why the Broncos are building grit , and how the Roosters are fooling absolutely no one . 💣 Greg declares the Panthers dynasty over 🐯 Tigers are still the Tigers (but at least they try) 💬 The great Latrell forward pass con...
Apr 10, 2025•59 min•Ep. 117
This week on Officially Underqualified , Matt and Greg return with a massive episode filled with golf bombshells , NRL drama , and barely qualified takes that you didn’t know you needed. They kick off with golf and dive straight into the chaos at LIV Golf —from content creators getting Masters invites (we’re looking at you, Grant Horvat) to Bryson DeChambeau finding out LIV owns his YouTube channel . Is LIV collapsing from the inside? Is Bryson on the way out? And who’s brave enough to leave bef...
Apr 03, 2025•43 min•Ep. 116
Matt and Greg are back on the couch and firing on all cylinders in this explosive episode of Officially Underqualified ! The boys dive headfirst into the Daly Cherry-Evans bombshell , unpacking the full saga behind his likely departure from Manly, where it all went wrong, and which club he’ll land at next. Roosters? Bulldogs? Broncos? The lads have thoughts . From there, it’s chaos— 🏉 NRL Round 3 wrap-up : Roosters flop, Broncos surge, Panthers stumble, and the Tigers (yes, the Tigers) climb to...
Mar 27, 2025•59 min•Ep. 115
Matt and Greg are back with another hilarious and unfiltered episode of Officially Underqualified ! This week, the boys tackle some hard-hitting topics—like whether shaving your head counts as a hairdo or just giving up completely . Greg takes a stand for proud bald men everywhere , while Matt considers a Dome Shaver Pro investment. Then, it’s onto NRL Round 2 chaos —where the boys were completely wrong about their “easy” tipping week. The Roosters stunned the Panthers , Manly fell apart , and t...
Mar 20, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 114
Matt and Greg are back on the other side of Cyclone Alfred , sharing survival stories, power outages, and their best (and worst) prepper strategies. With 800mm of rain in five days, the lads discuss the chaos, the panic buying, and whether modern society would last more than 48 hours without power before descending into absolute Lord of the Flies madness. Then, it’s NRL Round 1 review time! They break down the biggest surprises of the opening round, including the Tigers’ shocking performance , t...
Mar 13, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 113
Matt and Greg brave Tropical Cyclone Alfred to deliver another wild episode of Officially Underqualified ! While the Gold Coast is getting drenched, the lads discuss emergency flood plans, power outages, and Greg’s potential boat rescue mission. Then, it's onto golf etiquette —hats in the clubhouse, shirt-tucking rules, and whether traditional golf culture is outdated or essential. Are old-school rules killing the game, or are they keeping it classy? Matt and Greg passionately weigh in. The NRL ...
Mar 06, 2025•53 min•Ep. 112
Matt and Greg are back with another chaotic episode of Officially Underqualified , covering everything from golf gear upgrades to wild NRL predictions—and, of course, some deeply questionable life choices. Matt checks in from Melbourne, fresh from an all-you-can-eat Korean BBQ, and shares his unique approach to handling small hotel bathrooms. Greg, meanwhile, doubles down on his commitment to eating live on air. The lads dive deep into the world of golf, discussing whether Matt’s latest gear pur...
Feb 27, 2025•54 min•Ep. 111
This week on Officially Underqualified , Matt and Greg go deep on two of their favourite topics—golf and rugby league. Matt’s golf obsession continues as he debates the perfect ball for his game, while Greg drops some hard truths about what mid-handicappers should really be using. The boys answer a listener question on golf ball selection, break down the importance of consistency, and throw in some classic banter about their latest rounds. Then, it’s all about footy—trial matches are wrapping up...
Feb 20, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 110
Matt and Greg return for another episode of Officially Underqualified , and this week, the golf clubs are out and the opinions are flying. Matt reveals his new Mizuno irons—but Greg isn’t convinced, especially when he hears about the retiree shafts . The lads debate golf gear, the state of their swings, and an upcoming round at The Pines. The discussion shifts to rugby league, where Kalyn Ponga’s decision to represent the Māori All Stars instead of Australia raises eyebrows. The boys question th...
Feb 13, 2025•48 min•Ep. 109
Greg and Matt kick off 2025 with their signature banter on Officially Underqualified . They catch up on life, discuss the upcoming Rugby League Masters tournament on the Gold Coast, and Greg unveils his retirement from competitive play (with a twist). The lads delve into rugby league's pre-season trials and debate the competitiveness of aging athletes. From there, it’s all about golf—new gear, swing struggles, and dream courses like Maroochy River. They also chat about the latest buzz in profess...
Feb 06, 2025•58 min•Ep. 108
For our last episode of the year, we dive deep into culture in sports teams, with the Australian Cricket team and Manchester United in the crosshairs. We discuss the legend that was Ray Gunn and how someone with such a lack of self-awareness could blow the opportunity of a lifetime. Lastly, we predict our Grand Finalists for the 2025 NRL Season. From both Greg and Matt, we hope you have a very Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year, see you in 2025. OVER
Dec 19, 2024•48 min•Ep. 107
Today was a big day for ludicrous announcements - First, the Australian Government announced the new NRL franchise is PNG with a whopping $600 million dollar investment. Not to be outdone the Saudi's big FIVE TRILLION DOLLARS for the 2034 Football World Cup. The mind is boggling
Dec 12, 2024•41 min•Ep. 106
Another discussion topic this week from Brian the Dog. Is technology in sports for good or bad? Greg and Matt dive deep into technology in sport and discuss the sports that have gotten it right and those that haven't
Dec 05, 2024•50 min•Ep. 105
Matt and Greg are back and swinging for the fences. The Aussie cricket team was abysmal in the first test and Candace Warner knows why. Ben Hunt signs with the Broncos and everyone thinks this is the best move, but is it? Man City lose their 5th on the trot, what does this mean for the title race? Wow we covered a lot, enjoy
Nov 27, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 104
In this week’s episode of Officially Underqualified , Greg and Matt are joined by a special guest, “The Admiral,” for a jam-packed show that dives into what separates good athletes from the greatest of all time. From Tiger Woods’ dominance in golf to Michael Phelps’ unparalleled Olympic success, we explore the mindset and qualities that make a true champion. Is it talent, hard work, resilience, or pure luck? And how does the “Winners Win” philosophy hold up under scrutiny? But that's not all! We...
Nov 21, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 103
It's a mixed grill of jibber as the boys tick quite a few boxes without really focusing on anything. Matt talks about a resurgence in Australian Rugby, and for anyone listening, you know just how hard that would be.
Nov 14, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 102
