Where we wish we could write as beautifully as James Joyce. . . . We learn: James Joyce REALLY liked farts We let Matteo finally get laid Matteo has an intestinal fetish . . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house
We learn: I still hate rich kids The ghost of Christmas Future was just a prank by the other ghosts This book could have ended by now, but we gotta learn more about Tiny Tim. Ugh. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-christmas-carol-with-original-illustrations-in-full-color-charles-dickens/15055535?ean=9781936830886 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
We learn: Charles Dickens had a rough childhood Dickens must have written with a thesaurus next to him to increase that word count My kid shows up to the sex room again . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-christmas-carol-with-original-illustrations-in-full-color-charles-dickens/15055535?ean=9781936830886 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
We learn: Varicose veins in someone’s legs can look like they’re ‘winking’ at you I’ve just started burping while I read words. It’s a new low. My wife says Dicken’s books are so long because he’s being paid by the word. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-christmas-carol-with-original-illustrations-in-full-color-charles-dickens/15055535?ean=9781936830886 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.c...
I figured I should read this at some point in my life. It's pretty much what you think it would be. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-christmas-carol-with-original-illustrations-in-full-color-charles-dickens/15055535?ean=9781936830886 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
The story of how pot pies can be a polarizing fruit. We learn that Derik can do tangents about cloth. Thanks for helping us make the episode: https://twitter.com/wabpod https://twitter.com/ratchetbookclub https://twitter.com/words_ideas_pod https://twitter.com/eltonreadsalot Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
We learn: That apparently people who are into Anime LOVE legs I was upbeat about finishing the story, until I had to keep reading it I vow to never read a sci-fi book from the 60s ever again. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pin...
Where Lucretia finally gets to prove herself. We learn: Being a Sporty Spice isn't possible if your dad doesn't let you play sports We got a big Christmas present for the world coming up Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house
We learn: My 'fun fact' really killed the vibe of the episode This story is sapping the life out of me, I can't even get horny anymore I'm desperate to read Winnie the Poo now. Ugh. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/...
We learn: I Go off on a long rant about Twitter Desperate to finish this turd, I read 3 chapters Longest episode ever. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
We learn: I really can't stand this book I got to tell a Charles DICKens joke thanks to grunge.com This book just keeps creating new sci-fi words and names. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
We learn: I REALLY hate reading this book I never get used to ridiculous 1960s sci-fi names Both daughter and wife INTERRUPT ME . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
This Halloween I've decided to copy 'CBS Radio Mystery Theater'- a show I grew up listening to in the 70s and 80s. Even down to the crappy audio and commercials. We learn: Just because you say you're a nurse, you're probably not. If you try hard enough, you can get actual Germans to be guests on your show. And my sister does a bizarre Minnesota accent. To hear a real episode go here and APPRECIATE how HARD I worked on this: https://www.cbsrmt.com/episode/935-if-i-can-t-have-you.html Visit https:...
We learn: We have a new segment called ‘what did we watch and why did it suck’. We decide that just because you fund a heist, doesn’t mean you get to be a part of it Gertie has sick-voice . . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house
We learn: I almost forgot to talk about seeing a satanic Do-wop band last week. E. Nesbit kinda sucked I don’t like Jerry Seinfeld . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.steve-calvert.co.uk/public-domain-texts/e-nesbit-john-charringtons-wedding.html . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
We learn: Apparently all the ‘fun facts’ can be found in the Wikipedia page My daughter is a better host than me My kid will bust in while I’m in my master bedroom to show off her crochet hat . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.steve-calvert.co.uk/public-domain-texts/ambrose-bierce-the-spook-house.html . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
Where Demonia’s Ashes-70 peep toe iridescent platforms with buckles are pivotal to the story . . . We learn: Gertie is officially a “Nuzzles” now. Gertrude decided to make this book about her Glen didn’t like emo kids in the 00’s . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
Episode Notes We learn: I’m married! Just like the people in this story. My 26 year old cat is dying. So that puts a damper on things. This story doesn’t really have a ‘specter bride’ like it promised. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.steve-calvert.co.uk/online-text-spectre-bride-william-harrison-ainsworth/ . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
Episode Notes We learn: Thanks to the Canadian Spirit Podcast (@spirit_canadian on twitter) we learned what “Gentlehomo—” means "Gentle Homo sapiens " I have a cat that kills mice, but I won’t touch him. He’s gross This is the second book in my ‘career’ that I’ve considered dropping before I finish it. Thank GOD FOR OCTOBER SCARY STORIES MONTH . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+...
Episode Notes We learn: Gertrude LOVES ‘Spice World’ Gertrude’s cat sneezes boogers all over Glen’s computer They have BIG plans that involve horrible music . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house
Episode Notes We learn: Apparently “Gentlehomo—” is a term that was made up for this book I start playing old commercials from the ‘80s because I’ve run out of ideas Apparently “Gentlehomo—” wasn’t supposed to be hilarious . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by con...
Episode Notes We roll for a new story and drank too much . . We learn: Gertrude had a tough time in the bathroom Glen learns the allure behind the Spice Girls . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house
Episode Notes We learn: Kids always get in the way Sci-Fi novels always have the worst names Gertie decides to turn my smoking room into a sewing room . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
Episode Notes We learn: The author is a horrible pedophile who ruined the lives of the kids he abducted. So I’m giving up on this book. My girlfriend gave me permission to officially drop this book The fairies had a orgy… that’s in the book. A book for kids. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-ho...
Episode Notes We learn: That you can just steal food out of a birds mouth and everyone is friends in the end. Everything is racist all the time The lost boys apparently need 7 doors for their house. Because they’re morons I’m thinking about inception-ing my commercials with a 3rd layer of ads The author is a pedo . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing t...
Episode Notes We learn: That you can just steal food out of a birds mouth and everyone is friends in the end. I had to work fast- the bachelorette is on Tinkerbell actually wants to kill Wendy Everyone flying is a dick . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
Episode Notes We learn: I went back to the mansion Nothing STILL makes any sense If a fairy pees in your hand… you can use it. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
Episode Notes We learn: Learn more about how to fight against the Supreme Court's decision by visiting https://www.podvoices.help/get-help I went back to the cabin for the 4th holiday Nothing STILL makes any sense The author added pixie dust to keep kids from killing themselves . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pineca...
Episode Notes Where we think of a name and read the finished story . . We learn: Gertrude got drunk while getting sushi It took a while, but we finally thought of a name Glen has to actually read this turd . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
Episode Notes We learn: Nothing makes sense in this chapter This author might actually NOT be a dick Disney was a dick, and his company didn’t get better until 2008 . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
