Episode Notes Where John finally gets a pool built, and proposes to the ghost. . . We learn: Gertrude is able to ruin even the most beautiful of songs Sex with a bat can be a kink Glen gets easily distracted by cats . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
Episode Notes We learn: Lama’s CAN be racist Snipers can be anywhere at any time Sometimes you just gotta go where the waters take you . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/funnystories/comments/sv8zbd/the_preposterously_unlikely_plight_of_lucious_the/ . . You can find out more about spookybookiwrite: https://www.reddit.com/user/spookybookiwrite/ https://twitter.com/scarybookiwrite https://www.wattpad.com/user/tylermire . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support...
Episode Notes Where John takes the ghost out, and Gertie says potatoes can be sexual. . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house
Episode Notes The final chapter was only TWO PAGES . . We learn: Two pages can STILL count as a chapter Most authors are racist, apparently I’m running out of bits for dorglass.com . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
Episode Notes Where John gets to tell the guys ALL about a hot chick who works at the hot dog stand . . We learn: Gertrude admits going to colonial Williamsburg for spring break You don't have to actually listen to someone to fall in love with them Glen has 'get-away-sticks' . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
Episode Notes Who says you can't have your story arc at the second to last chapter of a book. . . We learn: East coast people can't handle a tornado My Dad was wrong about J.D. Salinger They didn't make the secret sensor open the painting in the most obvious spot . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nu...
Episode Notes Where we try to decide what makes a ghost sexy... it's hot dogs. . . We learn: Gertrude looks at dirty comics People in 1708 can be hot dog vendors Glen reads nextdoor.com posts to scare Gertie . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
Episode Notes A whole chapter dedicated to a woman trying to prove that she's not just 'having a bad dream' when being almost murdered. . . We learn: I'm sick of the mansion 'bit' so I go for a cabin theme There are flies on the 'forest track' I got for free My oldest brought home a vest made of white animal tails . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributin...
Episode Notes Where we think up what makes John Stith Pemberton so sexy . . We learn: It's a mammal if it has a mouth and a butthole That a chest can be too wet Guinea pigs can be sexually dangerous . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
Episode Notes It's the '70s. If a woman has something to say they're 'hysterical' and probably get slapped. . . We learn: That Bram Stoker was a Q-anon weirdo That having 5 cats is too many Snooping is worse than torturing people . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
Episode Notes Where we decide to write a story about sex with water ghosts, and the birth of Cocca Cola. . . We learn: . That the concept of Capitalism can be an antagonist My butt isn't as hairy as it was when I was in high school Someone's personal fault can just be "bats". . . Visit to learn more: https://gestating-the-curious-mind.pinecast.co Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
Episode Notes Where we learn that a man can 'be known' for 'appreciating women' and you can commission a portrait of someone without their consent. . . We learn: I've got gas I once watched a movie about sex where everyone wore puppet heads A woman can use her sexuality to sell horses. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://t...
Episode Notes Where my daughter interrupts AGAIN- and nearly nothing happens in the story. . . We learn: Italy was FINE. My daughter learns the horrible secret about 'New York Times best selling authors" The French are the worst. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
Episode Notes They FINALLY take a tour of the torture chamber and a woman may, or may not, have consented to the hosts kink. Plus both my kids interrupt again. . . We learn: That my kids don't know how to run an oven. Some book reviews can be so short- they can't even qualify as a "New York Times Best Selling Author" Never sleep over at someones house when they have a kink they want to force on you. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537...
Episode Notes We witness the 'help' having secret sex nights. Plus my daughter makes another appearance in the MIDDLE of my SHOW to talk about what she's reading. . . We learn: My daughter is a turd People actually get dressed up just to see a torture chamber I'm going to Italy and I'm never coming back . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their ...
Episode Notes I read the first two chapters of a gothic horror which is all about a woman getting hit on by some guy she met at horse camp. We learn: You can make up anything about an author if there's no information on them Moving furniture really sucks I'm NOT talking about my cats. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://ti...
Episode Notes We learn: I'm going to Italy and still don't have much to say about it. It's impossible to get 'fun facts' about authors lately. something . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/syty7g/the_dinner_guest/ . . Learn more about the author and their work here: Website: https://verastahl.com/ Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Verastahl/ Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Brandon-Faircloth/e/B07GNWSC77?ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_2&qid=1647741853&sr=...
Episode Notes Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead/9781540800541 \ . Watch some of Drac's movies! https://www.amazon.com/s?k=drac+von+stoller&i=instant-video . Read the Salon article: https://www.salon.com/2014/08/17/portrait_of_a_self_published_author_drac_von_stollers_invisible_literary_empire/ . And keep up with what he's up to: https://dracvonstoller.wixsite.com/drac . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle Hou...
Episode Notes We learn: I have nothing intelligent to add when it comes to Russia’s war with Ukraine If the author decides to sue me for reading this public story, I’m going to send a strongly worded email. The parakeet has got to go. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.tiffanyreisz.com/tying-the-knot . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
Episode Notes We learn: The author won’t give out his name I haven’t seen this guys face in 20 years He threw big words at me like a JERK . Go on, read it for yourself: https://verisimilitudino.us/piggly_wiggly.php . Learn more: Website: https://verisimilitudino.us . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
Episode Notes We learn: Tom Holland is America’s favorite British actor Mysterious, living authors are making my show intro awkward If I could go back in the past and tell my younger self that I put more vents in my basement, it would just piss me off . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/soro9l/anything_i_want_i_can_pull_from_a_hole_in_the/ And read more of their work here: https://www.reddit.com/user/AliasForWhom/ . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info...
Episode Notes We learn: The only things going on in my life lately are NONE of your BUSINESS Besides that, my life is really, really boring lately I have to resort to stories about my dog because I literally have nothing else to say . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/scarystories/comments/slukmk/misunderstanding/ . Check out ‘ Haven Creek: and Other Horror Tales’ by Evelyn Michaels on Amazon: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B09NPNK2KR/ref=docs-os-doi_0 . Learn more about the author...
Episode Notes We learn: I got the booster shot, and I’m waiting for those sweet, sweet fever naps. Starving a dog isn't enough, you need to put fire in it's mouth I FINISHED the BOOK! . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
Episode Notes We learn: Someone decided that Holmes has a 190 IQ Stapleton’s sister is actually his wife Circumstantial evidence is ‘good enough’ . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
Episode Notes This week, we have the hosts of the Uncited English Lit Podcast join us to review one of John Green’s more problematic works. We learn: Ben tried to train a cat to ring a bell? I lost interest Glen got Covid Our guests came up with the phrase “girl hump” Apparently Shindlers List is something you can watch to unwind after a long day . Follow Uncited on: Twitter: https://twitter.com/UncitedPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/uncitedpod/ Everywhere else: https://linktr.ee/Uncite...
Episode Notes When a felon dies in the woods, apparently everyone is happy about it. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
Episode Notes More literary crutches like ‘diary entries’ and a pervert on a roof watching kids through a telescope . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
Episode Notes Ben and I review a couple horny Christmas stories and one weird one about anti-pirates. . We learn: Glen didn't get COVID Gretchen does deer blasts Glen gets upset that Gretchen has FAR too many knock-knock jokes Ben hates spiderman . Go read them for yourself: 'Snowman With Benefits' by Marshall Thornton : https://www.amazon.com/Snowman-Benefits-Marshall-Thornton-ebook/dp/B00PEVL1J4/ref=sr_1_1 'Outlaw Pizza' by Steve Bartholomew : https://www.amazon.com/Outlaw-Pizza-Christmas-Stev...
Episode Notes If you have a secret, and someone asks you what it is- Just lie! Don't say, "I don't want to tell you." Just reference some porn you watched recently and that will throw people off your tracks... Moron. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
Episode Notes Nothing happens. Watson writes a letter to Holmes basically making a 'clip show' of the last chapter. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house...
