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None of This is Real

YumYuck Productions•www.noneofthisisrealpodcast.com
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Society & Culture

Are you a skeptic, a believer or both? Either way you’ll love None of This is Real, the podcast for all things mysterious and weird. Sarah & Damini ponder cults, cryptids, creepies and conspiracies while asking each other the ultimate question: is any of this real?

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Random Weirdness 58: Heavy Metal in the Sea

Y’all what do you think is the worst kind of brown paint? Do you have any internal piercings?? Also, you’re welcome for this little reminder that LIFE IS GROSS ™ Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Jan 16, 2024•44 min

Winter Break! BRB

We're taking our quarterly break to slather ourselves in ointments, sit by the fire, and get even weirder. See you next week! If you miss us terribly please find us at Patreon.com/noneofthisisreal or find us on social media at @noneofthisisrealpodcast

Jan 09, 2024

195- Petty and Complicated (2024 Predictions)

Lo and behold, we have a 2024 bingo card that will make you both optimistic and terrified! See how our predictions compare to the magic 8 ball’s and let us know what YOU think will happen in 2024. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Jan 02, 2024•54 min•Ep. 195

194- Crotchless Squirrel Onsie: Holiday Creatures

Get out your colanders and toss some flaming raisins in your mouth because we’re celebrating these dark winter days with more strange holiday creatures and exciting new rituals to combat seasonal affective disorder! Is it working?? Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Dec 26, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 194

193- Aquatic Dachshunds: Lake Monsters Part 2

Travel the world with us as Sarah describes unseen horrors (allegedly!) from lakes around the globe. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Dec 19, 2023•55 min•Ep. 193

192- Slurpentine: Lake Monsters Part 1

We were up to our eyeballs in lake monsters, so we had to break it up into two episodes! Dip your toes in two lakes and a bay as Damini shares a slippery, slimy listicle of North American monsters. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Dec 12, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 192

189- Shadow Possum: Zombie Road and Riverdale Road

Looking for a place to go with your sweetie and slam your necks together? Don’t go to either of these haunted roads! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Nov 14, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 189

188- Happy Weeniversary

It’s been five years since we started talking about all things mysterious and weird! To celebrate, we visited two (allegedly) haunted locations in our mobile podcast studio. Keep your ears open for EVPs! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Oct 31, 2023•57 min•Ep. 188

187- Dead Man's Mouth Coins: Elmer McCurdy and La Pascualita

Get ready for some abject buffoonery and creepy tales because we have an episode that might make you pee your pants and give you an existential crisis. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Oct 24, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 187

186- Telltale Braisin: The Ghost of Edgar Allan Poe

Last week we told you about the mysterious death of Edgar Allan Poe. Now get cozy, because it’s time to hear all about his emo ghost and the places you may encounter it. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Oct 17, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 186

185- A Side of Debauch: The Mysterious Death of Edgar Allan Poe

Don’t be mad if your name is John Snodgrass- we just want to tell you about the mystery and the theories surrounding the death of America’s most emo creep. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Oct 10, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 185

Random Weirdness Volume 55: BDL

Grab your shawl and a bowl of crunch leaves because it’s spoooooky season, and we’re starting you off with the things that scare us the most: Your brain, and a classic ghost story. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Oct 03, 2023•39 min

Spooky September Replay: Episode 85 BEK

The turkey buzzards have spoken, so we’re bringing you back to October of 2020 when we covered Doomsday Damini’s most feared topic. . . the BEK. We’ll be back next week with a spooooooky episode to start October! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Sep 26, 2023•1 hr 11 min

184- Urban Legends Part 2

Why, some of these here stories are as old as the wheel! You’ll probably recognize these classic spooky tales, and you’ll definitely want to add “diligent collector of omens” to your resume after listening. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Sep 19, 2023•58 min•Ep. 184

183- Urban Legends Part 1

Contrary to popular belief, you absolutely cannot surprise a cow BUT the McEyeball is back for a limited time! Have you ever heard any of these weird urban legends? Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Sep 12, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 183

182- Cosmic Wet Willy

Get ready to convert to a space cult as we take you down the cosmic rabbit holes of the Aetherius Society and the Universe People. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Aug 29, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 182

181- Sedimentary, My Dear

This week we’ve opened up a few archeological rabbit holes for you- you’re welcome! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Aug 22, 2023•1 hr•Ep. 181

180- Rock of Love

Would you know a REAL moon rock if you saw it? Would you dive to the bottom of a trash heap to retrieve one? Do you want a vaguely sexual mental image of Richard Nixon stuck in your head? This week’s episode somehow addresses all of these questions and more! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Aug 15, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 180

Random Weirdness 53: Lovecraftian Freakout

One day we’ll just be twippling through space, so don’t be too worried about the buck-wild internet and gravitational waves. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Aug 08, 2023•33 min

179- Mortal Coil: Uromancy and Scatomancy

Spin the wheel of urine and move that dung ball a little faster! These methods of divination have. . . all the answers??? Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis

Aug 01, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 179

178- The Scratcheling

What's that scratching in the walls? Maybe it's a mongoose, a vengeful chicken, or a talented ventriloquist. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Jul 25, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 179

177- Aspiring Oneironaut

Spin your dream body around and rub your dream hands together because it’s time to lucid dream! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Jul 18, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 177

176- Succumbing and Going

We’re reeling and rolling and hurtling through space as we discuss the possibility of astral projection, complete with a helpful how-to guide! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Jul 11, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 176

Random Weirdness 52: Merkin Minute

A correction, an orca update, and y’all’s weird and mysterious emails! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Jul 04, 2023•45 min
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