Are you a skeptic, a believer or both? Either way you’ll love None of This is Real, the podcast for all things mysterious and weird. Sarah & Damini ponder cults, cryptids, creepies and conspiracies while asking each other the ultimate question: is any of this real?
Ahhh dreamy, puffy white clouds floating through the sky. There couldn’t be anything nefarious or sinister about those right? Right??? Strap in for everything you never wanted to know about Tempestarii and the Chemtrail Conspiracy. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
Warning! These creatures of Hungarian lore are quite horny, and may slowly drain your vitality. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
It’s time for more swamp cryptids! Do you agree that two is cute, one is spooky, and five is scary? Let us know. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
This week one of your beloved hosts is recovering from a lil illness you may have heard of, so we wanted to give you a peek inside the unhinged world of our Patreon! Please enjoy us talking about weird animal poop and a strange butt scandal- and if you want more go to Patreon.com/noneofthisisreal We’ll be back next week with new episodes, but in the meantime believe all over yourself! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
This week one of your beloved hosts is recovering from a lil illness you may have heard of, so we hope you enjoy this replay of one of our grossest episodes. Don’t worry, we promise not to try any of these “remedies” or “treatments" on Sarah Sinkhole! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
Once you blanket you can’t unblanket. But you CAN enjoy these weird blurbs, listener emails, and a retelling of the time Damini saw a ghost. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
Get ready to enter one of the spookiest forests in the world, and strap in for everything from UFO’s to deep conspiracy theories as Sarah regales us with tales of the Hoia Baciu Forest in Romania. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
Damini couldn’t stop finding out creepy things about the town of Eureka Springs, so put on your top-hat and join us in the morgue for an episode packed with paranormal activity! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
The incredible survival story of Jeanna Giese who beat rabies, and the story of the luckiest unlucky man in the world. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
Do grasshoppers have knees? Are there small beings in the forest creating havoc? Should we be WAY afraid of beavers? Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
Get ready to be a little UNCOMFY because these vaginas talk back and have teeth. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
You didn’t think we were finished talking about CORNWALL did you???! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
You may be too spooked to go catfish hunting or exploring in the forest after this episode, but you’ll have the beginning of a great musical and some sweet bird sounds. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
A new Macaulay Culkin conspiracy, and a recent glitch in the matrix. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
Did anyone else fall for the “lights out” hoax? Are chain letters a plot by big post office? What really happened to Patty Buckles?? Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
This year we got ourselves some psychic readings for our birthdays and we may be left with more questions than answers. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
Can you witness the ghost of someone witnessing a ghost? How do ghosts drink champagne?? Who would win in a fight between Santa and a ghost??? These spirits and their love triangles have left us with so many questions. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
Watch out for dog men and cursed werewolves in the swamp, and definitely don’t let Lady Long Fingies getcha! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
Beware of caves and bogs, for there may be a boss ass bog babe lying in wait. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLéon and Gil Davis.
In our first Random Weirdness of 2023 we have a little appetizer story followed by some terrifying wildlife and a miracle of science and nature. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
Did Stephen King kill John Lennon?? Is Chuck Tingle actually Chris Pine? Don’t get lured into the karaoke van- it’s troubling in there. But DO read some niche erotica and believe on yourself! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
Grab a pickle! Put on a wig! Be un-groomable in this new year! But DO NOT drink the herbal word tea. We’re starting our ungrooming process by punching a corpse, hbu? Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
Cozy up by the fire and listen to these mostly disturbing but sometimes cute tales of Pere Fouettard, Namahage, Ded Moroz, and Snegurochka. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
TFW you find a thing inside of another living thing and you use it to cure a thing but then you realize it was a completely different thing. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
An update on the 32nd Ig Nobel Awards, and a Loch Ness roller coaster. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
Ritualistic instruments, haunted violins, and other fascinating and spooky musical mysteries. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
We have more questions and theories than answers this week with the mysterious disappearance of Linda Arteaga. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.
