Non Human Biologics: An X-Files Podcast

Jeremy Greer, Chris Mosher•nonhumanbiologics.cool

Non Human Biologics is a creepy but necessary podcast about The X-Files. Each week Chris and Jeremy bring you goofs and chuckles and tears as they wonder if life really is out there. Join us as we go episode by episode, week by week, wondering just where the heck Scully keeps that katana. Art by Rideth_Mochi, music from bansheebeat, Jake Lionheart, and Heather Milette.

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Episodes

The Woke Elevator

Welcome back, hunks. We're here to talk about The X-Files S01E07 - Ghost in the Machine, in which a rogue AI takes possession of an entire building and doesn't accomplish a lot besides making the elevator hella woke. Weird! Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Ju...

Dec 28, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 7

Small Lore Big Dreams

This week's episode covers X-Files S01E06 - Shadows, in which our dynamic duo chases down a government consp-, no hold on, it's actually unidentified flyin-, no wait I'm being handed a note here and it just reads: ghost. Apparently this week we're chasing ghosts. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette....

Dec 21, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 6

Bigfoot's Baps

Welcome back to the show everyone! This week we're covering X-Files S01E05, The Jersey Devil, in which Mulder feeds and houses a man on the street, we get a look into the porn that the FBI likes, and Scully has a kid???? Or something??? Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, A...

Dec 14, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 5

Every UFO Hotspot has a Ruth Chris

On this week's episode, Mulder can't quite keep his personal feeling separate from his work feelings, and Scully definitely notices. Also, there's a creepy kid, a Ruth's Chris, and some bikers. Classic X-Files! Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video f...

Dec 07, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 4

Scully's Katana

Welcome back, believers. This week we're covering The X-Files S01E03 - Squeeze, in which Mulder and Scully investigate a 130 year old WEIRDO. That's it. He's a gosh-darned WEIRDO, y'all. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen ...

Nov 30, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 3

Boromir the Sexless Hero

We're back friends! This time we're covering S01E02 of the X-Files, titled Deep Throat. This week Mulder and Scully investigate mysterious disappearances at an Air Force base. Will Mulder get the answers to his questions before being mind-wiped by government agents? Nope! Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather...

Nov 23, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 2

Why Are These Kids Hanging Out With An Orangutan?

Chris and Jeremy dissect the X-Files pilot, exploring Mulder and Scully's contrasting beliefs as they investigate a series of mysterious deaths linked to alien abduction. They delve into the character dynamics, the episode's strengths, and the overarching themes that would define the series. The discussion is seasoned with humor and personal anecdotes, making it a must-listen for X-Files enthusiasts.

Nov 16, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Season 1Ep. 1

Introducing: Non Human Biologics

Hello and welcome to the trailer for Non Human Biologics, a podcast about The X-Files. Chris and Jeremy have podcasted about every single episode of Supernatural, every single episode of Merlin, and now they're turning their eyes to the skies in the hope of finding something looking back down at them. Every week they'll bring you a whole new episode, providing a humorous and in-depth look into the lives of your two favorite FBI agents, Mulder & Scully. Enjoy! Support the show by subscribing ...

Nov 09, 2023•19 min

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