371: No Such Thing As A Welcome Lasagne
Anna, James, Andrew and Dan discuss Tetris, cow piss, and a leg that left the premises. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Apr 30, 2021•54 min•Ep. 371
No Such Thing As A Fish
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week.
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
Episodes
370: No Such Thing As George Clooney In A Blackcurrant Suit
Anna, James, Andrew and special guest Athena Kugblenu discuss sexism for babies, an international coffee conflict, and a political Corrector gone mad. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Apr 23, 2021•59 min•Ep. 370
369: No Such Thing As Quartz For The Courts
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss skillful french bunnies and ancient chinese sunnies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Apr 16, 2021•56 min•Ep. 369
368: No Such Thing As The Knipper And The Corpse
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss haemolacria, Olga Chekhova, butterflies and buttered muffins. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Apr 09, 2021•53 min•Ep. 368
367: No Such Thing As A Horse Drawn Segway
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss drugs with colourful names, a prince with a colourful grotto, and a country without colour TV. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Apr 02, 2021•53 min•Ep. 367
366: No Such Thing As Listening To Your Marmalade
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss historical blocks, indecisive baboons and who acted sly when it came to Stallone. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Mar 26, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 366
365: No Such Thing As A Smart Cheetah At Harvard
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss slow cheetahs, smart cushions and why doing long charity broadcasts might be a terrible idea. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Mar 19, 2021•51 min•Ep. 365
No Such Thing As Enough Money For Comic Relief
In addition to your regularly scheduled weekly episode, here is a clip from last week's No Such Thing As A Fish 20-hour podcast, streamed live from last Friday for Comic Relief!
Mar 17, 2021•22 min
364: No Such Thing As Kylie Minnow
In this episode, the hosts discuss a range of topics from edible crayons for marines and the history of the term crayon eater, to the historical importance of tea in Britain. They also explore the history of soap operas, the science behind napping, and pilots sleeping in airplanes. The episode includes TV licensing advertisements and funny anecdotes.
Mar 11, 2021•55 min•Ep. 364
363: No Such Thing As A Squiggly Pineapple
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss clothes pegs, pineapple burgers and a very Nortey footballer. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Mar 05, 2021•53 min•Ep. 363
362: No Such Thing As Batman and Robinette
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss where to find Randy Andy, who Neil Armstrong's quarantine cockroach was, and why you start a fake dust company. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Feb 26, 2021•54 min•Ep. 362
361: No Such Thing As The Mosquito Effect
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how many mosquitos you can fit on to your cutlery, how to disguise yourself as street furniture, and why every diver in the world should be thankful to goats. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Feb 19, 2021•56 min•Ep. 361
360: No Such Thing As May Pole Syrup
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Polish dragons, turkey trots and leopard dentistry. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Feb 12, 2021•50 min•Ep. 360
359: No Such Thing As A Sneaky Badger Swapsie
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss badgers, bombers, bees and books ...of the audio variety Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Feb 05, 2021•53 min•Ep. 359
358: No Such Thing As The Gunfight At The Amazing Corral
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss unexploded bombs, unexpected shootouts and a very unpleasant way to go. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Jan 29, 2021•56 min•Ep. 358
357: No Such Thing As A Rapidly Deflating Walrus
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss spectacular lost films, sensational Victorian plays and orgiastic tupperware parties. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Jan 22, 2021•57 min•Ep. 357
356: No Such Thing As Potter The Great
The hosts of No Such Thing As A Fish discuss a range of fascinating facts, including JFK's rocking chair, delayed cricket world cups, Russian double thrones, and the behavior of octopus arms. They also touch on topics like rocking chair riots, the world's largest rocking chairs, and even octopuses punching fish, creating an engaging and informative episode.
Jan 15, 2021•59 min•Ep. 356
355: No Such Thing As The Big Bad Virginia Woolf
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the grammar police, termite pizza and the practical jokes of one of the great poets of our time. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Jan 08, 2021•57 min•Ep. 355
354: No Such Thing As Worrying About What Might Happen
An all-new bumper compilation of silliness with Dan, Anna, James, Andy, Jenny Ryan, Tom Scott, Rhys Derby, Alan Davies and Sandi Toksvig Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dec 31, 2020•2 hr 30 min•Ep. 354
353: No Such Thing As Hans Gruber's Silent Night
Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss crap cracker jokes, Zen monk Grinches and the dangerous world of carol singing. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dec 24, 2020•57 min•Ep. 353
352: No Such Thing As Loki-day
Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss a warrior who was Trieu, letters that are false, and why nobody seems to know what day it is Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dec 18, 2020•59 min•Ep. 352
351: No Such Thing As Pop Charts for Bagpipers
Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss remote Russians, minted Madagascans and a very brazen Dane. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dec 11, 2020•1 hr•Ep. 351
350: No Such Thing As Tickling Baseball Players
Dan, Anna, James and Alan Davies discuss people lending, perilous landing, rigid fishes and frigid dishes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dec 04, 2020•57 min•Ep. 350
349: No Such Thing As Tug of War for Clowns
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss humidity, humility and a highly dangerous activity. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Nov 27, 2020•53 min•Ep. 349
348: No Such Thing As Infinite Toilet Paper
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss burglary tools, hornet tales, and infinite tiles. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Nov 20, 2020•53 min•Ep. 348
347: No Such Thing As A Bacon Scented Sleep Mask
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss prisons, escapes, chess and why you can never have too much spam. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Nov 13, 2020•54 min•Ep. 347
346: No Such Thing As An Unsexy Astronaut
Dan, Anna, Andrew and Major Tim Peake discuss an out of this world diet, the last species on Earth, and what Tom Collins has been saying behind all of your backs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Nov 06, 2020•1 hr•Ep. 346
345: No Such Thing As A Sideways Treadmill
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a swearing mongoose, gangster candy and the wickedest man in the world in this year's Hallowe'en special.
Oct 30, 2020•55 min•Ep. 345
344: No Such Thing As The Icelandic Trampoline Corps
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss American Spooks, Indian Athletes and French Donkeys. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Oct 23, 2020•53 min•Ep. 344
343: No Such Thing As A Dolphin In An Escape Room
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bodacious inventions, heinous nuclear errors and most triumphant costume design. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Oct 16, 2020•44 min•Ep. 343