The investigator may be private, but this episode is for public consumption. Okay, that didn't make sense, but you can tell by the title Andre and Jake are talking MR. MONK, PRIVATE EYE. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you find yourself on whatever 2021's version of ChatRoulette is, make sure you recommend this podcast to everyone you talk to. Even the people who are pleasuring themselves (a listen is a listen).
Feb 16, 2021•47 min
Love is blind, and so is Mr. Monk in this episode. We're talking MR. MONK CAN'T SEE A THING. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you are somehow a priest listening to this podcast, recommend it during your next homily. I'm sure God will forgive you.
Feb 12, 2021•52 min
If you don't listen to this episode, it's a technical foul. Andre and Jake hit the showers to talk MR. MONK AND THE BIG GAME. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Next time you're at a party (post-COVID, obviously), do this podcast in charades. Yeah, yeah, no one is gonna get it, but then you have a fun podcast to recommend to them.
Feb 09, 2021•1 hr 4 min
Something stinks, and it's not this episode! Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE GARBAGE STRIKE! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you are a member of any radical organizations of any kind, please include a recommendation of this podcast in the literature you hand out at your meetings.
Feb 05, 2021•48 min
We start off season five with an absolute banger of an episode - MR. MONK AND THE ACTOR. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you are in charge of putting audio onto the next Golden Record that they send on a hypothetical Voyager III, please put an episode of this podcast on there.
Feb 02, 2021•56 min
The end of season four is upon us, and Andre and Jake have the pleasure of talking MR. MONK GETS JURY DUTY. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you are in a famous rock band, please put a subliminal message in one of your songs that says, "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN, STRICTLY MONKIN" when you play it backwards.
Jan 29, 2021•1 hr 4 min
If it isn't Lt. Randall Disher himself! That's right, the guys are joined by one of the stars of Monk, Jason Gray-Stanford, to talk about his time on the show, his favorite moments, and what makes MR. MONK GOES TO THE DENTIST such a special Randy episode. Follow Jason: @JasGrayStanford Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If flash mobs ever become a thing again (I hope they don't, but IF), make a flash mob where the ultimate message is that t...
Jan 26, 2021•1 hr 22 min
Andre and Jake are cleared for takeoff (with secret escape pod in tow) to talk MR. MONK AND THE ASTRONAUT! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie When you get your COVID vaccine, recommend this show to the person vaccinating you.
Jan 22, 2021•1 hr 2 min
Diamonds are forever, but this episode is about 53 minutes long. Listen to Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE BIG REWARD! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you're in high school, leave a note in your crush's locker but instead of telling him or her that they are your crush, the note says that they should listen to this podcast.
Jan 19, 2021•53 min
These things happen. And by "things," I mean Andre and Jake talking MR. MONK AND THE CAPTAIN'S MARRIAGE. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If by some miracle you happen to be proficient in skywriting, please write "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN, STRICTLY MONKIN" in the sky on a clear day at the beach.
Jan 15, 2021•45 min
Forget everything you know about Monk (he certainly has) as we talk MR. MONK BUMPS HIS HEAD. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Cut random letters out of a magazine and paste them together to write "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN, STRICTLY MONKIN" and send it to a circuit court judge.
Jan 12, 2021•52 min
If you hear a faint drip, don't worry - that's just our outfits. Andre and Jake do a little turn on the catwalk and talk MR. MONK GOES TO A FASHION SHOW. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Go on a conspiracy website and tell them you have evidence of widespread voter fraud and then just recommend this podcast.
Jan 08, 2021•57 min
It's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right - a week and a half after Christmas. Andre and Jake get back in the holiday spirit to talk MR. MONK AND THE SECRET SANTA. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you're an NFL player who is okay with getting fined by the league, write "Listen to No Funkin, Strictly Monkin'" on your cleats.
Jan 05, 2021•58 min
It's a blast-from-the-past as Andre and Jake take a look at MR. MONK AND LITTLE MONK! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you are getting married in the year 2021 (post COVID vaccine, obviously), please incorporate a recommendation of this podcast into your wedding vows.
Dec 29, 2020•1 hr 3 min
Mazel Tov! It's wedding time for Andre and Jake, which is exciting because they both claim to be great wedding guests. They're talkin' MR. MONK GOES TO A WEDDING! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you find yourself recreating the famous scene from the second-most-problematic-plotline of Love, Actually, please include a card that recommends this podcast. It's the very least you can do, given that you are actively professing your love to ...
Dec 23, 2020•1 hr 3 min
*GASP* Is Trudy still alive? Nope, but this podcast is. We're sobered up to talk MR. MONK AND MRS. MONK! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you can still buy the naming rights to stars, name a star "No Funkin', Strictly Monkin.'"
Dec 18, 2020•56 min
Just as our friend Adrian Monk got lost in the sauce, so too did Andre and Jake to talk MR. MONK GETS DRUNK. Yes, seriously. Andre and Jake recorded this episode drunk. They weren't so drunk it was incoherent, but... Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you work at a bar (and bars finally re-open) name a drink the "Strictly Monkin'." It can be anything, but no gin because I (Jake) hate gin and I would like to order it at some point.
Dec 15, 2020•1 hr 3 min
Like a hamster on a wheel, Andre and Jake head into the office to get some work done and cover MR. MONK GOES TO THE OFFICE. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you are an Egyptologist with nothing to lose, fake your next translation to say, "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN STRICTLY MONKIN," that way, people will think that ancient gods foresaw this podcast.
Dec 08, 2020•1 hr
Andre and Jake are under the weather, so they're not getting up, and you shouldn't either. We're talkin' MR. MONK STAYS IN BED! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you're a highly-touted high school football recruit, please include a recommendation to this podcast in your letter of intent.
Dec 04, 2020•56 min
There's no place like home, and there's no podcast like this one. Andre and Jake are back from their Thanksgiving break to talk MR. MONK GOES HOME AGAIN! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Next time you go to the beach, instead of "listening" to the ocean in a seashell, try telling the ocean to listen to this podcast.
Dec 01, 2020•1 hr 3 min
Season four has arrived, and so has detective Marty Eels! Listen to Andre and Jake break down MR. MONK AND THE OTHER DETECTIVE! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you appear on Jeopardy! (RIP Alex Trebek), and you don't know the answer for Final Jeopardy, write "Listen to No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'" as your answer instead of a guess.
Nov 24, 2020•54 min
It's season finale time! Andre and Jake stock up on diapers and wipes to talk MR. MONK AND THE KID! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie You should absolutely not be traveling for Thanksgiving this year, but if you must, recommend this podcast to your entire extended family as penance.
Nov 20, 2020•56 min
The race is too close to call! Andre and Jake fill out their ballots and talk MR. MONK AND THE ELECTION! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you happen to have a cousin that was like, fifth-billed on an ABC family TV show in the mid-2000s, text them a link to this podcast.
Nov 17, 2020•57 min
VEGAS, BABY, VEGAS! Andre and Jake head straight for the slot machines as they discuss all things scarves in MR. MONK GOES TO VEGAS! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you ever find yourself making a quilt, make one of the patches say, "Listen to No Funkin', Strictly Monkin.'"
Nov 13, 2020•1 hr 3 min
Honk your horn as much as you like, this podcast isn't going anywhere. Join the guys as they tackle MR. MONK GETS STUCK IN TRAFFIC! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Write a thirty-chapter novel where each chapter begins with a large, fancy letter and those letters spell out "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN, STRICTLY MONKIN"
Nov 10, 2020•58 min
The great outdoors... is not where this podcast was recorded. Monk may be in witness protection, but Andre and Jake are in the comfort of their apartments, talkin' MR. MONK GETS CABIN FEVER. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you're one of the lawyers representing Trump in one of his election cases, right a recommendation to this podcast at the end of your legal brief. You're already an embarrassment, so I'm sure it won't make a differen...
Nov 06, 2020•51 min
We break our six year vow of silence to talk MR. MONK VS. THE COBRA. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you work at the U.S. Mint, put a hidden message that reads "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN' STRICTLY MONKIN'" on the ten dollar bill. No one noticed the Illuminati stuff, so I'm sure you would get away with it.
Nov 03, 2020•1 hr 4 min
Monk's got a new assistant, and we've got two new, great guests. To help cover Natalie Teeger's first episode, we've enlisted the help of Natalie herself (TRAYLOR HOWARD) as well as the actress behind Julie Teeger (EMMY CLARKE). We ask all the important questions like "Was it intimidating to join a popular show mid-way through?" and "Why do you say 'Mr. Monk' as opposed to Adrian?" Great conversation, and so, SO much thanks to Traylor and Emmy for joining us! Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Fol...
Oct 27, 2020•1 hr 23 min
Don't bring the Monk down, man! Listen to us discuss MR. MONK TAKES HIS MEDICINE! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie I don't know if their listens count for our stats, but if you have a poltergeist that haunts you, please recommend this podcast to them.
Oct 23, 2020•59 min
Survey says... Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE GAME SHOW. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Go on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, get to the million dollar question, and phone a friend. When you phone that friend (whoever you'd like), instead of asking them the question, recommend them No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'.
Oct 20, 2020•1 hr 1 min
