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No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'

Jake Christie & Andre Barrerasoundcloud.com
Podcast by Jake Christie & Andre Barrera
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Episodes

S03E07 - Andre, Jake, and the Employee of the Month

Clean-up on Aisle Podcast! That makes no sense. Listen to us talk MR. MONK AND THE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you're a battle rapper, throw a recommendation to this podcast into one of your disses.

Oct 16, 20201 hr 4 min

S03E06 - Andre, Jake, and the Girl Who Cried Wolf

We're not crying wolf when we say this episode is good (episode of the podcast; the episode of Monk was just okay). We're talkin' MR. MONK AND THE GIRL WHO CRIED WOLF! Follow the show: @striclymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie When you go to vote (or when you drop off your absentee ballot), thank your local poll worker for the job their doing, and also recommend this podcast to them.

Oct 13, 202056 min

S03E05 - Andre and Jake Meet the Godfather

Gabagool! Andre and Jake find themselves face-to-face with a mafia don as they talk MR. MONK MEETS THE GODFATHER! Ayy, paisan! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Share this show with the nearest sea captain.

Oct 09, 20201 hr 14 min

S03E04 - Andre and Jake Get Fired

Looks like we'll have to apply for unemployment because we're talking MR. MONK GETS FIRED. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Share this show with your local pharmacist.

Oct 06, 202058 min

S03E03 - Andre, Jake, and the Blackout

Light a candle and empty your fridge, 'cause Andre and Jake are back to talk MR. MONK AND THE BLACKOUT! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Find your high school bully on Facebook and, with no explanation, send him a link to this podcast.

Oct 02, 202058 min

S03E02 - Andre, Jake, and the Panic Room

Lock the doors! Andre and Jake are back to talk MR. MONK AND THE PANIC ROOM! #JusticeForDarwin Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Purposely clog your toilet with paper towels, call a plumber, and when he's over unclogging the pipes, recommend this podcast to him.

Sep 29, 202052 min

S03E01 - Andre and Jake Take Manhattan

New York is a concrete jungle where dreams are made, and Andre and Jake tackle when Mr. Monk hits those streets in MR. MONK TAKES MANHATTAN! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Walk up to a random stranger on the street, grab them by the shoulders, look deep into their eyes, and say, with the seriousness of a death in the family, "Listen to No Funkin, Strictly Monkin."

Sep 27, 20201 hr 6 min

An Interview with ANDY BRECKMAN, creator of Monk

Listen to Andre and Jake have an absolutely delightful chat with the creator of Monk, Andy Breckman. Andy shares how the show came to be, from its inception to its casting (including who was ALMOST Monk), as well as some of his favorite and least favorite episodes, and a lot more. It was a real treat to talk to him and I know you'll enjoy this as much as we did. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Share this show with your neighbor, even if ...

Sep 22, 20201 hr 7 min

S02E16 - Andre and Jake Go to Jail

Prison changes a man, and so does podcasting about the show Monk. Listen to Andre and Jake as they talk the season 2 finale, MR. MONK GOES TO JAIL. And stay tuned for a special announcement at the end! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you work as a cake decorator, decorate your next cake to say, "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN, STRICTLY MONKIN" no matter what the order request says. Sorry, little Timmy. No "Happy Birthday" for you. The cake decor...

Sep 18, 20201 hr 12 min

S02E15 - Andre and Jake Get Married

If you like this episode, you should put a ring on it. Andre and Jake crack open the journals and talk MR. MONK GETS MARRIED. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @TheJakeChristie If you share a bathroom with a significant other or roommate, after you take a shower, write "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN', STRICTLY MONKIN'" on the fogged-up bathroom mirror. That way, when they take a shower, they see that message on the mirror.

Sep 15, 202053 min

S02E14 - Andre, Jake, and the Captain's Wife

I can't think of a pithy sentence to start this description with. But this is a pretty good episode, and we have a pretty good time discussing it, so tune in. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you have a HAM Radio, put out a message for everyone within range to listen to this podcast.

Sep 11, 20201 hr 8 min

S02E13 - Andre, Jake, and the Missing Granny

If you're looking for a jar of Werther's Originals, I've got bad news: Granny is missing! That's right, Andre and Jake are talking MR. MONK AND THE MISSING GRANNY. Tune in for that episode recap and stay for Jake recapping a Shaq/TMZ encounter from memory. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Consider getting a temporary tattoo on your forehead that reads "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN, STRICTLY MONKIN'." It would help.

Sep 08, 202058 min

S02E12 - Andre, Jake, and the TV Star

Lights... camera... episode! We're talkin' MR. MONK AND THE TV STAR. Grab a seat (or stand) and listen. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you yodel, yodel a recommendation for this podcast.

Sep 01, 20201 hr 7 min

S02E11 - Andre, Jake, and the Three Pies

Andre and Jake head back to their childhood homes and dig into the pie that is this really great episode. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you're on a plane right now, AirDrop this podcast to a stranger.

Aug 28, 20201 hr

S02E10 - Andre, Jake, and the Paperboy

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! -- Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE PAPERBOY. And this episode DELIVERS. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Share this podcast with the biggest Creed fan in your life.

Aug 26, 20201 hr 3 min

S02E09 - Andre, Jake, and the 12th Man

Hide the Frosted Flakes because we've got a cereal killer on our hands! -- Scratch that. A SERIAL killer. Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE 12TH MAN. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @TheJakeChristie If somehow you still keep in contact with your childhood pen pal, tell him or her about this podcast.

Aug 21, 20201 hr 2 min

S02E08 - Andre and Jake Meet the Playboy

This episode, Jake and Andre discuss MR. MONK MEETS THE PLAYBOY, an episode that guest stars Danny Bonaduce as himself. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Follow Andre: @andrebarrera If you ever get kidnapped and are forced to make a hostage video, please blink "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN', STRICTLY MONKIN'" in Morse code. In would mean a lot.

Aug 18, 20201 hr 4 min

S02E07 - Andre, Jake, and the Sleeping Suspect

Don't hit the snooze button -- Andre and Jake are back to talk MR. MONK AND THE SLEEPING SUSPECT. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Next time you go to the beach, put a message in a bottle that just says "Listen to NO FUNKIN', STRICTLY MONKIN'" and throw it into the ocean.

Aug 14, 20201 hr 1 min

S02E06 - Andre and Jake Go to the Theater

ACT I, SCENE I: Andre and Jake record a podcast about MR. MONK GOES TO THE THEATER. Unlike this episode, this performance did not involve anyone dying (although Andre did have a three-minute-long hiccuping fit that had to be cut out). Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you have a Magic 8 Ball, ask it "Should I share 'No Funkin, Strictly Monkin'' with a friend?" and do whatever it tells you.

Aug 11, 202052 min

S02E05 - Andre, Jake, and the Very, Very Old Man

If the victim is a 114 year-old man, can you still say his life was cut short? Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE VERY, VERY OLD MAN (and some other tangents, including how Matthew McConaughey's father died), so listen and enjoy! Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Go on Facebook, start to tag someone with the letter 'C,' and the first person who comes up, share this podcast with them.

Aug 07, 202059 min

S02E04 - Andre and Jake Go to the Circus

If you thought we covered this one already, you'd be forgiven for the mistake. This week, we're talking MR. MONK GOES TO THE CIRCUS (not to be confused with Mr. Monk Goes to the Carnival, which is exactly one season earlier). We talk clowns, annoying plot lines, and what Jake considers one of the greatest scenes in television history. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @AndreBarrera Follow Jake: @TheJakeChristie

Aug 04, 202052 min

S02E03 - Andre and Jake Go to the Ballgame

Batter up! Andre and Jake lace up their cleats and hit the diamond as they cover MR. MONK GOES TO THE BALLGAME! Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Rate, review, subscribe, share, etc etc etc

Jul 31, 202050 min

S02E02 - Andre and Jake Go to Mexico

Andre and Jake find themselves south of the border as they discuss MR. MONK GOES TO MEXICO. They discuss what has and hasn't aged well, whether the conclusion ruins the rest of the episode, and a Louis CK tangent that Jake inadvertently starts with a offhand joke. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @TheJakeChristie Rate, review, subscribe.

Jul 28, 202058 min

S02E01 - Andre and Jake Go Back to School

Pencils down, class! Andre and Jake hit the books to tackle the season two premier of Monk, MR. MONK GOES BACK TO SCHOOL. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie You have at least one aunt's number in your phone. It will take two seconds to send her a link to this podcast.

Jul 24, 20201 hr 9 min

S01E12 - Andre, Jake, and the Airplane

It's season finale time here at No Funkin, Strictly Monkin. Hop aboard as Andre and Jake enjoy a leisurely flight with Mr. Monk and friends. We had a lot of fun with this one, and we hope you have the same amount of fun listening. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, SHARE WITH YOUR AUNT SO HELP ME GOD

Jul 21, 202058 min

S01E11 - Andre, Jake, and the Red-Headed Stranger

Yes, there is an episode of Monk where Willie Nelson is accused of murder. Andre and Jake came together to talk about it. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie

Jul 17, 202040 min

S01E10 - Andre, Jake, and the Earthquake

Don't be alarmed if you feel the earth move beneath your feet: that's just us talking about Mr. Monk and the Earthquake. And don't worry, none of this podcast is in gibberish. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie

Jul 14, 202050 min

S01E09 - Andre and Jake Take a Vacation

Take a load off and get ready for a vacation. We travel with Monk and crew as they investigate a murder at a resort. And yes, we do discuss if there are actually 14 different bodily fluids. Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Rate, review, subscribe, and SHARE.

Jul 10, 202055 min

S01E08 - Andre, Jake, and the Marathon Man

If you think it's tough to run 26 consecutive miles, think about how tough podcasting about 120+ consecutive episodes of Monk is! Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @TheJakeChristie Rate, review, subscribe, share, etc etc etc

Jul 07, 202046 min

S01E07 - Andre, Jake, and the Other Woman

Who would have thought Adrian Monk was single and ready to mingle? Certainly not Andre Barrera (because he has never watched this episode before, whereas Jake Christie has -- that's the conceit of the show). Follow the show: @StrictlyMonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @TheJakeChristie RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE!

Jul 03, 202059 min
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