The Kelce Family on Mom's Favorite, Dad's Nicknames and Kylie’s Mountain Disaster | Ep 71

Well, Mommy, we last had you on the show before the Super Bowl, where you said definitively that Jason was your favorite. Has that changed at all this season? Not yet. Welcome back to New Heights, ladies and g hour presented by Wave Sports and Entertainment and brought to you by Uncrustible. The P.B. and J- you just can't resist the best part of the sandwich as they call it.

We are your host. I'm Travis Kelsey my big brother Jason Kelsey and new heights drops every Wednesday during the NFL season But we're coming to you on a Friday because we got a special Kelsey family guest episode. That's right family end of the year holiday

Spectacular. That's what we're calling it. It's just a Kelsey family episode for you guys subscribe on YouTube We're wherever you get your podcasts and follow the show on all social media at new heights show with one S Ladies and gentlemen and check out our official fan club at new heights show.com Jason, why don't you tell everybody? What I just said and what we got coming up. That's right, Travis Has all of you guys know you guys have been asking for more of our family members more

To you all the time. We got to do it in spirts, but we did figure what better Than around the holidays than to have a little bit of a family re get together a

I don't know kindering of where everybody's at in life. I don't know if any of that makes sense But anyways, that means we got a very special episode for you guys We are going to be joined by multiple members of the Kelsey family We're going to talk about our Christmases some family traditions and get to the bottom of some questions you guys have sent in And I've been asking so But first we got to get to what we always get to what's that?

Well, it's not new news. It's Mama Kelsey. That's right She became America's favorite mom during last year's Super Bowl and still holds that title in our hearts and hopefully yours She makes the best cookies, dinner rolls the world has ever seen and she could take anyone's mom versus mom in a cage match Please welcome to the show the real star of the Kelsey family Mama Kelsey And here she is Hey guys, how are you doing? I'm doing good mom. How are you enjoying Philly mom?

I am loving Philly. It's very warm here surprisingly so really yeah Yeah, we didn't even have to wear winter coats There was 50 during over in the 50s for the game. Yeah, yeah nice Well didn't it didn't I don't think it snowed on Christmas, but it's been snowing ever since oh nice It's lovely this love yeah, we got some flurries outside. Okay. Well, I'll get to experience that this weekend

There you go. All right now All right, I'm gonna come enjoy the the New Year's here in Kansas City Christmas and Philly New Year's and you do it You do it right see the girls for Christmas and then Compound your favorite son For New Year's, you know, you know what you're doing. What you get the girls before we jump into this? Oh, man I got him a bunch of little things You know some clothes you were always good at the stock the stocking stuffers. You were always a

Haven't seen a stocking quite like yours. Yeah, I haven't done that in a while But there were some there were some fun things that they got so it was good. I love it did a Nicknacks some books for Benny because she tears up into like little indestructible books. Yeah a little I got him a little dinosaur a yeah that when you open it up

It shows the galaxy on the ceiling and everything. Yeah, so I thought that'd be kind of cool. That's pretty cool That'll keep them awake for hours There you go keep their mind racing Help help Jason and Kylie out. Yeah, there you go. Well, that's awesome Jason. You want to you want to jump us off? Yeah, I think as always, you know, we're gonna get to the first thing which is

News news news news. Hey, oh, there we go like a pro mom Your famous cookies made it big time this year you are officially little Debbie That's probably better Your officially Betty Crocker Mama Kels' cookies were sold at both Arrowhead and the link for our Christmas games You were did you did you see everybody like I don't know how to go during the game?

There was everybody coming up to you telling your cookies were amazing or what why there we were kind of Away from the general population on Christmas day because the girls were with us Yeah, okay, I did have a lot of people signal to me from you know the various places and they were holding up my cookies and yeah doing one of those and It was great because they were sold out like within the first six minutes Damn, did they tell you how many cookies were sold or made?

I think there was 25,000 at both 25,000 and Philly and 25,000 in Kansas City and they were sold out of both How how long did it take you to make all those cookies? To me day I have she was in there working like an airmark was very very kind

Yeah, my recipe and they did all the cooking for me. So it was awesome. Thank you, Mark. Thank you Thank you for not making my mom's slave cookies to everyone We're gonna get to another one of our favorite segments which is no dumb questions, but this is gonna be no dumb questions Donna Kelsey style mama. Oh, okay. Yes, so Yeah, Travis you want to leave it off? Yeah mom since you are our first guest today

Would you do the honor of joining us for a Kelsey edition of no dumb questions? Of course, it sounds like fun Nice. All right. Well, let's get to it. No dumb questions is brought to you by our friends at accelerator active energy drink This is about my fifth one today knowing that I practice today. No, but no mom These are good. These are plant-based the rejectix. Yeah, these are you can you can Okay, this is no sugar add you can Probably not as many as you want any too much

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So I don't want you to break it now. Yeah, there you go. My nails are gonna pop off Thank you This is a big moment. Oh That's just like just be honest dangerous. I say honest make sure you're very complimentary because they pay a lot of money No That's really good. I really like the flavor there Well, and that's the show ladies and gentlemen. Thank you guys for tuning in Let's get to some no dumb questions because there's no such thing as a dumb question just dumbass people

All right, mommy. Excuse my language. I'm from Megan 8326 on YouTube if the Kelsey gals played football what position? Do we think they would excel in mama kels? Kylie Wyatt Ellie Benny Why it running back with her adorable 40 in the living room? Okay. All right. That's a solid Maybe I could see her I could see her tote net thing. What do you think of mommy? Who we started with mom?

I think we start with mom mom will position you fine. All right mom. It's defense I'm on shiver down right to the grill Definitely right to the chop what what love are you talking about mom? Are you a lineman linebacker or secondary? I think it's secondary because I'm pretty fat. It's right you are fat. Okay, so you are fast secondary Yeah, like cornerback maybe oh my gosh Mama kels is the only white DB Choke you out listen sometimes you just gotta nice the body guys the eyes

Double thumb action. I like it Yeah, she's clearly thought about these moves before people I love it all right Alright so mom's a white DB. What about Kylie? What do you think Kylie's playing? Oh Kylie she's gonna move the ball. She's either gonna be running it or she's gonna be throwing it Yeah, I think that's accurate. She was really really good and accurate as a field hockey player when she was shooting Oh, she's really hard. I think it's a cubie You told me

Either that or she's running with it. She's a you know running back so I think I think that's more like why why it she's definitely gonna be the running back Yeah, yeah, definitely see you while through just about anybody Kylie might be like a taste of Hill might just be like a Dull thread Tight ends the secret weapon. No, I really think Ellie is gonna be the tight end because she has no fear

She really does. She does it. She's just like that's one of the traits. You gotta have a tight end. Yeah no fearless Nothing Fearless. Yeah, for sure. She's got to make it to a full adulthood. We don't know if that's gonna happen yet She just jumps off the couch Willie Nilly and dives into the floor like it's a pool She's she's getting there. She's my niece. Yeah, I walked out for those second ones when

Art is been old enough to hard to tell with Benny Benny's a football right now. She's not hard to He's the football. There you go. It's hard to get yours the No, she'll just be the football That counts mom for you to say that you're a white DB just made my fucking Yeah, shout out to make it all she's sitting on the bench, but that's fine. She's out there She's ready to get somebody a high stick right to the cooking chops

All right, well, thank you Megan 8326 on YouTube. That was a that was a fun one to go down We got another one from Leanne Ellis 5748 no dumb question Was mama Kelsey sports fan before having her boys? Yes, I was I was a warrior East out of clean. I like playing Yeah, I mean, you know, when I was in school and things like that There was no title nine really didn't have collegiate sports for for women about the only thing you could do was being the Olympics and

Well, they had them, but it wasn't yeah, it wasn't as many opportunities. No, there weren't a lot of them. Because grandma played Collegiate field hockey. Yeah, she did. Yeah, there were some, you know sports that you could do that with but I'm not in the ones that I was interested in basketball and baseball and things like that, but I did Baseball or some really softball When it was with corporate when I got into the corporate arena we did a lot of that and also darts that I don't know if you

Did it at a sport, but I was on a team. We were in all girls Did that a lot of you? I love I got a dartboard right here. I got it right over there. I don't know if I could do it That's something you have to be you have to do a lot. Oh stop it It's gonna be a little rusty to start off, but you'll be talking to two of your offspring We have the same genes as you you can just pick that thing up and put a bowl side I'm not sure, but yeah, I did darts and whatever I whatever I could

You know, I could get involved in I did a little bit of soccer, but I'm not an endurance runner. I'm a sprinter So yeah, I couldn't do the soccer thing Yeah, you're not running foul polls in softball Yeah Who were your teams going up? Was it all Cleveland-based or did you kind of have a were you bias a little bit to some other teams? No, I stayed true to the Cleveland Browns and the calves and away mom

True Cleveland right there. So now the Guardians now, but yeah, I stay with the Cleveland teams. Have you seen the the Browns new quarterback? Um, yes, I have maybe seen some highlights running. He's doing pretty good. Yeah, he is You know, they're doing very well Um, they're getting hot right now. So smoking Joe. Yeah, smoking Joe Joe. Joe Flacco sounds about right. That was a mom is

Definitely one of the people who brought sports into me and Jason's life. So yes, she's always been a sports fan I can honestly say that your dad was the one that searched out teams and things like that Mm-hmm. And we just shared getting you to wherever you needed to go and whatever sport you wanted to play. Oh, yeah It was really we followed you whatever sport you wanted to play. That's what we

Um, did how did so I guess how how did we get into sports? What was the Avon like did you we just go into things that our friends did it's hard to remember back to like when we first started as early as we could when you were about three Yes, you were playing soccer in the Wow, so it was Watch it was like

To fly to soccer. We just move around the field inner herd everybody was around the ball. It was funny That's kind of the way hockey was too when you were six Yeah, I'm watching some of those home videos you got us Uh, yeah, yeah, but uh, I'm not being able to keep the camera on the puck

Um, it was it was tough to watch yeah, but uh, yeah, it was fun getting you involved in hockey That's when we finally moved to Cleveland Heights and they had a rink and it was wasn't as far away to drive So those were great times We had family friends that were involved in hockey and they got us into it was really the halls. Yeah, that's right Because I feel like hockey definitely the

The halls and there was a lot of like community involvement in hockey. Yeah, which kind of caused us to start doing it Across the same way like Terry sailor was the coach of the uh girls team at the high school Yeah, he was always just a sailor push us into lacrosse And we tried it when you're in gotten to that right um And that was because it was across over from hockey into lacrosse Yeah, the sports didn't uh conflict and you get hit people

Yeah, the only thing that a boy likes better than running down field with a stick is running down field with a stick and to knives You know on their feet So Jesus mom well, that's what skates are You're right and unfortunate. Yeah, what more could you buy? You know, it's sad but true. Yeah, anyway, it was fun It still is how about that?

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I mean she didn't get anything good just for anybody watching Favorite gift huh don't really have one just wait until she comes at Kansas City Yeah, there you go. I got you covered. I got I got the family really Christmas is about Nice valour Christmas is about giving

It's not about receiving but I did get some really nice earrings. I have to admit You know these you still have uh one of your gifts Jason's still getting you earrings huh Yeah, hey I do like you guys you can't for some reason you think I don't like you Up and didn't get the stashos in the candle at the same time It was the sweatshirt and the mug with your pictures on it that were great the first couple of times but every year kind of got old

Oh, yeah, but I do I do love jory so that was always a plus. What was the kind of uh earring though We always got you though. It was like the uh it was the certain type of Rockers. It was hoops. It was hoops. Yeah nice. All right and those are always good. You can wear those anytime I know you're the hoop. Yeah Uh, what else I'm I'm burning up right now Uh, you got valour on as you're right. It is it is it's hot Yeah, who spoils the girls more you were uh you were Jason Oh man

That's close. I would I would assume it would have to be Jason because he's here most of the time Do I spoil them though? I feel like I try not to You don't but you're very kind and you're very gentle You know, you keep them in line. All it takes from you is just um Your voice. Yeah, they stop. That's a Kelsey way. You know, yeah, it's it's any He's not a screener. It's yeah, it's more like That's like

I'm not even making the story up. We were in The bedroom last night or a couple nights ago actually and I'm trying to give them to go to bed and I just keep going like this Hey, hey And why it's like dad. Hey dad. Why do you go like this? Like what Because I mean business that's because It's about to get ugly not playing around see me smiling Oh What what the harm am I instilling in them from like a young age?

No, you have to make them know that you're serious. Yeah, because a lot of times you're joking around Yeah, or or I've actually seen him he gets the uh he gets the stomps dad was real good because we lived in a 100 year old house Cleveland Heights so dad used to make a lot of noise in the whole house would shake Just make a lot of noise and people like oh, no, what's up? Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, you're doing nothing What the hell did I tell you

Now it's um classic ed Kelsey. All right, mom Yeah, well, I believe I believe Jason spoils the girls. He can't help himself Do you enjoy holiday games? Yeah, was it fun to go to the Christmas game? Yes I always I always that was good time. It was a great time

Because um, you know, I just you know the whole atmosphere is great. We had like three people dressed in rabbit suits, you know down below and they were jumping around every time the music was on It was it was hysterical was like Ralph, you know from The Christmas story All pink pink rabbit suits and these were adults And they were dancing the entire game and it was hysterical to watch them

So it's just fun. There was a lot of sannas in the stands and Just you know everybody was dressed up to the 9s and it was just Amazing and magical evening. It really was awesome. I love it. Well, that uh, let's uh, let's get to some uh Some traditions in the Kelsey house. What do you what was uh one of the fun stories that you can remember from us as kids on Christmas?

She's I wish I could but they kind of meld all in you know together. Yeah Yeah, yeah, a lot of it is you know There were so many sports even back then That where we were uh, we were at tournaments right afterwards or right before we were

Cleveland Hitali tournament. Yeah, we were hockey, uh, you know basketball got started then So the best thing was is I love people and so we were always surrounded by people And our friends and that was what was so great about the holidays It was just a lot of people that were around all the time and we got to enjoy it with a lot of families So it was special time. This is true. Is there one Kelsey family holiday tradition?

Like one definitive like this is it has to be this You just you just gave it to us both Yeah, just gave it to us both yeah talking about just uh ornament Just splitter right down the middle you know Ornament says right. I had the Disney ornaments. That was yeah, we used to put that up on the tree Yeah, we would always go through it together. I remember that one Yeah, I put the tree up with the ornaments and uh in the lights and everything

Every year from roll your and um, it was great. They don't make them anymore But they were old porcelain ornaments and be careful when you open up the boxes because they start falling apart You know why didn't Elliott broke two of them this year already Yeah, so there it's cut with a good ones

So I think part of it is I think we broke them from before and they didn't even take it out of the box So I think what happened is mom had to super glue the ornaments from back in the day of course Yeah, in the super glue has now sensed dried out so we just have to re super glue Yeah, so just be careful when you open those up up because um You know, it's oh mom already opened. I got them all on the tree Oh, that's awesome because it's just

You know in the Florida heat, you know, it's just gets really hot. So I'm glad Yeah, I'm glad you liked those ornaments. I gave both of you guys a box boxes and so it's it's kind of they were special to me The one other one that I definitely remember being a tradition Mm-hmm was two batches of blueberry muffins Yeah, yeah, I used to make the blueberry muffins and also the rolls the pills berry rolls

I knew when to wake up. Yeah, you smell those things upstairs. It's like oh it is about to go down time Yeah, it is time for some I haven't made those for a while. I should man has just like one golpers. You just take it I just peel the whole thing is just yeah, they were really good Steers on top. Yep, we always had honey baked ham. Yeah They're big on ham. That's a big on turkey. No peanut brittle park chops. I know things like that. Oh peanut brittle

Chicken curry. No dad was the candy man just for Christmas. Oh, yeah, yeah I told you guys that because one year you went up and Looked at your presence and I yelled at you and said dad makes, you know Has a second job just to make sure your Christmas is wonderful. So it was the year we got the Xbox

Yeah, so I remember we look we went up there is that only time we really went up and took a peek. I did it every year Okay, there's the only time I went up and took a peek as soon as I found out we did it together We both went up there together this year because we were really hoping And dad was playing a good poker face with the Xbox, but yeah, we went up there We knew the Xbox was coming right and then on Christmas day dad

One of us opened it and dad did the same thing. You know, he's does the old Christmas story like oh all the gifts are open I guess What's wrong? You didn't get what you want like oh, what's over there to the table?

Yeah, this direction and then we opened it up and Apparently we did not sell it good enough because yeah, I thought we sold it good And then we went in there and like right away I'm like unbox it plugged it in started playing And mom came in right away and she's like, you know your dad works really hard Just so we have enough money to buy these gifts. He takes an extra job. She like I mean laid it on

Sick and we were like mom I hear what you're saying. No, I'm with you. I'm in the middle of beating level one immortal We will talk about this later. We're really sorry about what we did That's the best for that we appreciate you teaching us a lesson there. How about the one time you bought?

We got the n64 Yeah, and you played Donkey Kong Country 64 with us and beat the entire game When all the way to end in like what three days I spent my two-week Christmas vacation working on that I we would take I would do it for a level. Go ahead. That's Jason then Travis would do it We made it all the way through that was a great Bonding family bonding right there. That was fun. Yeah, that was fun The controllers are too difficult now. I can't do it. I did a lot of the games are more difficult

There's there that's what it really is the game. There's a I think it's too in depth now I prefer the games where you have like you got like three buttons and you got to be creative to figure out the rest of it One time I enjoy I enjoy video games nowadays still I do I don't think it's too complicated I just think that I enjoyed those old games and the simplicity of it that much more so I just play those a lot more I feel like they play I play n64 and Xbox

Before I turn on my ps5. Yeah, okay, um mom. Did you hear about? Uh, you're about to be in a cage match between Bert Keischer and Tom Seger's mom You have a wwe pick this up. Yeah, you're listening to the show mom you gotta You gotta I don't know if you ever real. I heard that they thought we should be in a match I think we're kind of like still person there but their moms came on and said it's fucking on like Oh, I don't know they did So you're on record as you would

Yeah, that's what kind of fighter is Donna Kelsey what are we just saw it? What do you mean? Are you trying hands? Are you I'm just fight fan That's true. That's how we do it I mean you have to you have to do whatever you can when you're in a house with two big Kids yeah that are taller than you

There you go there you go well our our mom comes in peace if your mom's coming peace. Okay. Yeah, we don't want to hurt anybody Uh shot out shot out to two bears in one cave uh The 92%ers really enjoyed us talking about Cedar Point as kids Oh, that was the land and me being on a leash growing up

You I explain No, you were on a leash for only like one festival yeah because we were scared to death you were gonna run off at the Carnies but Well, this was this also close in time to when I had gotten lost at the uh, yeah Yeah, I think your brother had just gotten lost year before and a cop car pulled him up and said it is Your kid yeah, and I was scared to death because you would just run off I couldn't catch you Trevor you were so fast you told me if you get lost go right here

You would always tell me right before we got into so in my mind I'm like I can run off and you were somewhere in between one and two you started walking eight months And you were just a terror you know eight months you were little we couldn't find you you would dip in an attic

Like hars and I'm like I can't I can't have you dying So yeah, that's what we did it was a short six month period until you understood how dangerous it was What kind of leash was it It was a harness It wasn't a leash we didn't have a leash around it

Yeah, it wasn't a one the bell had that like the hardest you pulled them or like choked or something Like choked harness it was it was a harness on it over shoulders and around is I can just see me just cotton candy in my hand just blue mouth and just getting choked is No, it's just like It was a short six month period because and it was only when there were a lot of traffic We were going to somewhere or whatever. I couldn't carry you

You were just too heavy. Sorry. Yeah, I didn't want I didn't want to be carried I was I was ready to rock and roll Jason was Jason ever on a leash It ever think like no, I need to put you close. I got lost Yeah, but that was that was only one time why you think it left it was because This was when he told me when to come back. At least they told you were to come back there just This was I guess he was gone It was it was a either county Ferris State Fair for you

Well, remember you also got lost on the turnpike on our way to Chicago. I get lost I was in the place that you left you guys left me Yeah, the difference of that one. I made the mistake of giving both of you Because you would wind about quarters. There wasn't you know You there were video games or what weren't video games that you could have in the car yet So I would give you a stack of $10 with the quarters

This is genius. When the quarters are gone. That's it. You can't play anymore. I'm in server Yeah, well So he had a stack of coins. I had to go to the bathroom. I got out of the car. We were in the minivan Uh There were you know both um Jason and and ed were asleep In the car you you were in the back or something like it with the um

Sleeping bag over your head. I got out went to the bathroom came back in I saw every all the bags there and everything and I thought I saw all three heads and sure enough I drove off and you immediately stood straight up in you and you're like Jason we left the bag at the

Yeah, home rolling style. Yeah, it was a prick move. I definitely could have I definitely could have told you before you hit the ramp on to the freeway I waited until you got on the freeway and I'll just say wait where's Jason So you know about you must really have so you know how it goes you have to You have to go 20 miles that way on a turn pipe

Just to flip a ui here. Yeah, so I I'm on the other side of the turn pipe yelling Do you have him because dad got out and ran back he did he ran two miles back to He's playing his frogger There's no way you ran two miles Not two miles The first time the story was told it was half a mile then it went to a mile now it's my graded up to two I like you gotta stop the blasphemous. There's no way dad ran two miles Dad ran back to Ohio I just got his chest

He was grabbing his chest and I thought he was gonna have a heart attack. I'm like are you okay? Well Jason has always been known to get lost He's just he's the worst at it is him in directions just to not How do you know how old Jason was when he got lost two blocks from home? Yeah, that was you had to be in first grade because

Both of you were going to Fairfax at the time. So he must have been in third grade Yeah So it's very too old for that third grade and I used to drive every day because I wanted to make your old I mean I wanted to make sure you got there you would walk home But I made sure I drove you there because the school was close enough to walk Yeah, and I just wanted to make sure you weren't lolly gagging and not gonna get to school

And so I got tired of it he wasn't ready and I said that's it. I'm tired of waiting on you We're gonna be late So I took off I was gonna turn around and come back and get him but he ran across the street to a neighbor And uh got a ride and I get a call from the principal Mrs. McBean she's like Uh your son is here and the neighbor drove him. I'm like I was gonna go get him. I don't even remember this one I was thinking of a different one apparently I've been

Kid no, this is your thing. This is what you do. He's just Get lost. Yeah, but he doesn't run a bandingly into cars and the and the street I didn't have to put a harness on him. I did I you showed no fear whatsoever of anything So but don't put a harness on Ellie Yeah Letter flank if she wants to flank she goes or get out there she wants to flank

She will definitely be the runner. Well, mommy. We uh we last last had you on This show before the Super Bowl where you said definitively That Jason was your favorite You said it understandable understood um has that changed at all this season Not yet Oh my god Ah the person so perfect answer I don't think it could have been any better. I love you both just the same Well, thank you for coming on mommy. We love you as always. I'm sure that 92% are enjoyed

Thanks mom. Yeah, it was a great Christmas. It was fun this year. So yeah Let's give it up for mom. I'm gonna see you little one 2023. Give it up for mom. I'm a keels in 2023 everybody I'm gonna thank you. Thanks for the simulator Don't drink anymore of that mommy you're gonna stay promise Who'll be right back with our Kelsey family spectacular, but first we want to shout out our sponsor That's on grustables the best part of the sandwich. Oh

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Really woke up. What is the person responsible for teaching us everything we know But most importantly how to fight the Kelsey way please welcome back to the show Papa Kelsey Big head Rockin is Cleveland Heights football polo

2003 booster club champion right here. I just remember trying to sell all those cards and all that mulch for Cleveland Heights Well mulch was for the Yeah, what was football football was Fresh Evans The disc Georgios was definitely one of the people on this card subway was on that car

There was a whole bunch of Cleveland Heights businesses or businesses around area They were willing to team up with the Cleveland Heights football boosters get some money back to the to the high school And big head did you go into subway and ask them if they wanted like how did that all come out? I didn't I didn't have anything to do with the cards what I did was I developed a I didn't develop but I

I made a program every for every home game. Yeah, I remember those okay that had no show on the back of the program I sold advertising in the program yep to to genados to Georgios Which is a garage I want anybody where we get a little bit of cash, but I get a I get a bundle in trade So I would get like maybe Maybe I get $200 some denials, but they give me

$500 in credit that was also we could feed you guys every week. Oh nice. Yeah, that's how we that's how we fund a driver Minimum system Did we ever benefit personally from the Household no no David I would give all the money to Dave and Ler and let him in the wash nice Yeah, well, yeah, let's go ahead and get to how I ruined Christmas for you big. I go ahead Jason All right, he um, how is Christmas? We first of all in Kansas City. I haven't really spoken to you that much um

Sense them, but how is Christmas this year for you pop? We're very nice. I got a couple super bull trophies Oh, there we go baby. There we go

And right to the presence. Yeah, I decided that it would have been very shitty little brother of me to get the Vince lambardi of last year's super You just you got both of the you didn't get the other one got the Minnesota and the Miami one The first one for both of you guys that's all I need well, that's two more than I have I still don't have a lambardi trophy What oh Good boy. I never ended up getting the uh the specialty ones made. Where do you go to have those made?

I know you want to say it on this you know, yeah, yeah, just know okay I said they're authentic though. They're real deal. So big pops you have like Tiffany real deal. Oh, yeah, you know, baby Okay, you know it We mentioned in your intro dad that uh one of your nicknames was Willy Wonka Yeah, and that was uh, I don't I don't remember that one Well, that was amongst all the all the kids. That was amongst me and Jason

Nolan plunkett made a joke. We were playing football at Roxborough Elementary, I think um And he made some type of joke because you were just taking the job at C's candy store something like that Okay, and we had a bunch of candy around for the practice or whatnot first of all I guess how did that how did that come to happen around the holidays? How did you like Do you apply to C's like?

You're like, I love this peanut brittle and I'm going straight to C's okay. I had never heard of C's I was looking for some sort of per-time work because with what I was doing at the time between thanksgiving And about the second week in January is a dead zone Yeah, what you do you show up

Bottles of whiskey uh, I was show up with honeybeck ham certificates And if you had any gifts from the vendors that is Dyleine always had some some flashlights and stuff to hand out RMI would have coffee mugs stuff like you know your dish and all stuff like that and yeah

You go around your bite lunches for the for the cruise on the floor And that's all you do for that six seven weeks there and that's when iPods came out and uh And you got at least Jason dead One of the iPods yeah, but the iPods are like 400 goddamn dollars Yeah, they're expensive came in

This before they started making them in China. This is when they started making them in US Yeah, man, and you also wanted those those carbon fiber hockey sticks the synergies They're like 130 bucks So I fear while I get to get a part-time job, we're gonna pull this off

And I just looked in the newspaper and saw that there was a kiosk open Uh The C's candy which I had no idea who it was but they were opening a kiosk for the holiday season Which was perfect and so I went in and applied And uh and what do you have? Did they ask for your candy experience? No, no, no, no, did you have to say Very expensive to see peanut butter you had the pass of very a very basic map Okay, okay, so so you can add stuff up and charge on the right price, you know what I mean?

Nice. Yeah, that's the damage. That was the biggest thing. I had no idea what C's candy was first night. I'm working there We've got the And these these I say girls are probably in their their 20s late 20s or 30s. Sure started coming down that particular Section of the mall and which starts screaming when they saw the C's oh wow and running

All right big C's okay C's I didn't go. I love it and they were automatically grab all kinds of the top yes We're always their favorites the top of the top Yes, toffee et's Those little things I think I know what you're talking about actually. Yeah, and then it was it was only about a week till the So the lady that they had hired as the manager for that they basically that's hired a for you know Shilling up working in hour and a half and charging him for the whole day and leaving and so they uh

They offered me you want to be the manager? I said fine. I can I can do this Nice. Nice. What is your affiliation with C's candy now because I just got some for Christmas from you Well, because I go there. Are you just an ambassador now? I'm no, I'm just a I'm just a guy buying candy for his kids What is your favorite item at C's candy? Keelan truffles Keelan truffle. I thought you were gonna go peanut brittle. No, that's just when he couldn't sell so we brought that home

That's what that was. No, no, no, I would buy it by the small boxes And bring them home because you guys absolutely loved it. It was good. There was good still is do we have any update on Explanation of diapers. I think because I was There was a there was a religious organization It's angels you're gonna bring religion into this. There's no way religion has anything to do You want to hear this or not? Yes, I do

You want to tell the story or should I you got it now? You can thank you. It was close to dality And I was on the sedality committee. What's the sedality? It's the blessed mother. It's a society The society of Mary is for the marioness brothers were the red rancé Joseph high school Okay, and sodality is and this is this is was that unique to my high school This is common. This is common in the Catholic faith

So what is one due to get on the sedality council? Basically, he was just a faith based You would you would recruit people to come into meetings to read the Bible To pray Like that. How is this? I'm getting there I was the youngest guy. I was the only freshman And all the seniors decided to call me diapers

That makes sense that makes a lot of sense. So you so you didn't shit your pants on the altar. No All right, we know how I guess Wine just runs right through you know All right, this is the first time you've been back on the show since We told stories of getting kicked out of preschool and the 92%ers have been dying for your perspective What do you remember from both of us getting kicked out of preschool? What do you mean? What do I remember all of it?

Well, yeah, I mean, I guess tell that story you just told the Saddia C story and just tell that one now. Well Jason good gets in a fight every year I mean first grade Everybody Jason got in a fight every year. Jason gets in a fight I'd have to go and to see the see the principal talk around over the first year. I took your mother with me bad idea Why any mother will scat you doing more time You know they're argued argued with them about this What do you want mom went in there with two thumbs?

What happened to the other guy? The kid the start of the fight is in the hospital that didn't do us any good not to get stuck So after we got out of that when I told your mother you're never doing this again The Jason gets in trouble all handled it. So this happened in the preschool one when I stand in the sport No, that I don't know about the you're

I'm not elementary school when you were when you were yeah suspended not tossed out. Okay, so I'll ask the question again That you move on back to school Yeah, no, I mean I'm in his defense. We did go we did already go over everything about it's all the same this Incident Yeah, nothing to add what was the worst trouble you remember getting into when you were Come on What's a good story what's a good story?

60 years old at this point it can't be that Oh, yeah, the supermarkets used to have this thing where they would uh and it was it was conjunction with uh with the local TV station They were printout cards about with numbers on kind like bingo cards, but they were all relative to a race a horse race

Okay, I'm sorry. You didn't know what track you didn't know anything about it But what you tuned in at a certain time on a Thursday evening And for five minutes or so on and they would throw this horse race out there which Might have been 30 years ago at a track in California All right, yeah, if we remember horse one

Well my father worked my father as a messenger for brinks. We'll go to all those grocery stores And he would bring home a pack of these things You know the jacobal is what these things were so I sold them in school You're selling phony phony tickets. So yeah, that was my brief my brief uh experiences the uh There's a bookie. You got a card. I got a card. What what was the punishment? The punishment was I got uh Well, he got grounded for a while Yeah, I did did the nons catch you though

Oh, yeah, I mean, I think the none was the first one to comment. Did you get the ruler? Oh, yeah, well you get the ruler Just looking the wrong way, you know

What's the next step up from the ruler? I don't know that pretty much. Everybody in line. I got you that was enough Yeah, yeah, yeah, dad you've been you've been DMing Um the new heights social media accounts which I'm impressed that you know how to send a DM and you know how to send a post to as somebody um But they're they've been they've all been about outer space Every single one of them have been articles

The last week I just I saw another thing about saidie about they have heard something They have heard something now nobody's claiming that this is what they hear anything more than just I don't want to jump the conclusions That's right But over here, it's it does not appear to be man-made, but you know, in the way it repeats They said it's very interesting, but it was interesting if there's a there's a news article about it So what

Well, what was the publication of the news article? I don't have something online. I mean, I don't think I'm I think I thought I thought on people Oh

That's not very reliable actually, but you believe it's aliens. That's why you send it to the new heights page I said to do hide phase Because you told everybody about me listening with the computer Yeah You know, I thought that was a argue where that we don't run the new heights social like we don't answer the It's just just Jake just Jake I Jake from state farmers No back he I don't think this guy wears khakis Way less important, but still very important he's way more important to us Jake

This is great so Complaining about the DMs He enjoyed every bit of it dad do you think they were aliens? I don't know from what from what I read in this article nobody knows this could be this very well could just be a natural phenomenon But it is unique in that they haven't heard this before. All right. Well, that's fair Um, let's let's get to some Christmas that we didn't talk any Christmas stuff

Oh, yeah, what are your favorite Christmas traditions that we used to do at the house growing up? Yeah, that's a good question Oh, when we would go over on Coventry and buy stuff for your mom Yep Come true is great because there's a bunch of stores

You just knock it all out they had the door store right there big fun and they even had a little bit of jewelry a big fun It was such a great The pressers it's downtown now There's a very similar store though downtown that I remember walking past on it was like oh my gosh

It just reminded me a big fun. There's yeah, and there's one over my beach when ballroom Okay, there's a little shop in there that's got a lot of no They don't have the candy is something they got a lot of the older toys and things There you go. Well, we're just taking you down Cleveland Heights history ladies and gentlemen Some of the some of the fun things that we remember as a kid where uh the blueberry muffins that mom's used to make

Yes, every single every single Christmas morning. Yes on the honey bay tam and my mr. Membrie Do we we I feel like we always had the honey-bake ham cooked Like we always ate it warm and I You're taking on that you buy it cooked All right, it's okay when you come home for your home

Yeah, okay now if you had a huge family You put the whole ham wrapped up in that foil in the oven and let it let the whole thing warm up that way Yeah, but we there's a way we're gonna eat that much ham right that's when I would start I would line a pan of baking sheet with foil

Come off a bunch of slices put them down put a new brown sugar extra brown sugar on there So find that hunger it was so good Make sandwiches yes, so because Kylie's family eats a cold and it like is that's not uncommon I know apparently it's super common which one is What do you like it more you like it? I get better. I like brown sugar melted on top. Yes Yeah, that makes sense. All right never mind. What is your favorite Christmas movie and

Is die hard a Christmas movie die hard is not a Christmas movie. It's a wonderful The takes place at Christmas time. Yeah, I mean since that movie would have been a hit no matter when they did it Exactly. It's just a song at the beginning in the end was pretty cool Yeah, you know that's what that sounds like you think is a Christmas movie

I think I can watch it around Christmas. I'm not wrong with that. Are you take you what are you taking dad die hard or four brothers Scrooge Scrooge the bill bill Murray actually Scrooge that's your favorite. That's my favorite. What's your favorite bill Murray movie my favorite bill probably crown on day It's gotta be king pin dad. It's gotta be king king pin is so good

Uh, candy shack candy shack. Yeah, candy shack. That's not the candy shack is bigger than just bill like bills not the main guy and candy shack but E. Jack goofy Um, all right. Well before we let you go big guy um Have you enjoyed your your Reese's endorsement? All the gifts they were wonderful. I'm not I'm trying not to eat that many sweets now Yeah, how about you cut it the fuck out? Yeah But

Send in this man all this resistible irresistible candy. I did spread the candy around the neighborhood and uh, but the Jordan It went to went to sissaloo that is a clinic on uh on the south side of uh Philly nice You're good man. Um, do they make diet? Reese's cup yet? If they figure that out don't sure if they have I'm sure somebody has Well, we know We know you're still uh providing candy for people around the holidays As you always have you'll be woolly wanted us forever dad

Really want to all right. Thanks for joining us today big guy happy holidays to the 92%ers There we go. There we go. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Let's see you guys. Love you. Bye bye I'm starting to talk about our next sponsor. That's right the farmer's dog. You know one thing about this show It's that on occasion you will see a giant dog walking behind the back And you've probably been wondering in it what it is that I feed that dog and the answer is

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Woo-hoo of the Kelsey family joining us here has become the 92%ers fan favorite. That's right Her new heights appearance earlier this year is our most listened to and watched episode of all time Which makes her the greatest guest ever and she's back for her second time and for good reason She's the queen of the north The Duchess of Delco Princess Diana Kylie Kelsey ladies and gentlemen making her highly anticipated return to new heights. Please welcome

Kylie Kelsey. Kylie. Please get a clap for yourself. Why is it? God, it was a noisy thing. How was uh, how was Christmas? Christmas was great. Yeah Yeah, how was your Christmas trip? Fuck the worst. I'm not gonna lie. I've had better but it ended it ended well It ended well with good Christmas cheer and great people And that's that's always gonna save Christmas and matter of If you lose to the Raiders or not so Okay, but um we've been asking everyone else Christmas um

Did Santa come to the Kelsey household? He did Oh He did um There was a question of whether or not Presence would be there in the morning. Yep, but they were they were there Santa stop by Not a single ounce of coal was left So dodge to pull it there Um how helpful is Jason been in in Christmas shopping? Oh honest you want to be did Jason get you a gift he did

What? Yeah more than one you travel more than one. Okay. He got me. Oh um I'm wearing one of the necklace The necklace That man he is sexy sand over there right now Yes, he is It's it's a little necklace from my favorite jewelry store Um love that without fail it comes it is I've heard that this was The mom of Kelsey give it like every single year Earing and a candle Yeah, what and pistachios. Yeah, I didn't know that and and turtles the little turtle

Uh chocolates from seas candy. Um, I don't think those are from seas Well, I tried Jason got me this necklace and he also got me Uh, transformer. He got me Optimus Prime. I did. Oh is it is it the optimist that Yes, that turns into the car. Yeah, it's nice. Yes. I'm very excited about it. But is it voice command? Yes Here's the problem the kids are terrified of it. We had it on for approximately 30 seconds and there were there was Just absolute

Screams of terror and we had to immediately turn it off. So we haven't gotten to appreciate it. No, it's been in the box And every time they come downstairs and see the box of like it's in the box And I'm like yes, it's in the box. You're not going to turn on the robot. No, I'm not going to turn on the robot Every single time What were the favorite gifts for the girls?

Would you see him light up for everything? I mean there's there wasn't a why it asked for a rainbow bear she did she flipped her Santa aka Chuck Hammond Is that we got that yeah, because he went into the building sure and He saved our asses the night before and he's at the mall and he he hooked it up Because that was a last minute ask. Yeah, it was it was yeah, that's a barbie correct And then she got one Ellie was asking for dinosaurs and we got a lot of dinosaurs

And dinosaurs remember when I didn't blow up your spot about being involved in Christmas shopping. Yeah I've managed that the way I I'd manage that tone Can you explain to everybody how it works for like NFL families when you have a Christmas game like did you guys open gifts at home later after the Eagles game or

How did that work for you guys this year? So our plan up until Probably Saturday was to do Christmas completely on the 26th Um, so basically to pretend that it wasn't happening on the 25th and then Suddenly that's Christmas Eve and the following morning after the game

Jason would be home for the full day and we would get to do the full Christmas morning and then into Christmas dinner um We lucked out and his schedule allowed him to be home Monday morning So we were able to do gifts Monday morning nice and then dinner the 26 We still did dinner the 26 because obviously we were a little busy and then you know He likes to lolly gag. So we were at the stadium until 10 o'clock Just in the he didn't uh steamer

Yeah, golfing his beard. Oh no, I don't know Just take him one time to say the same good combo with my teammates like we said earlier Uh kindness episode on new heights is our most popular show and the 9 2%ers have been dying to ask you all sorts of questions Kai oh yeah last episode um So we're gonna do a little 9 2%ers question and answer session of course the first one

Is a follow-up comment from our episode earlier in the week. That's right uh from at Molly Rose 4567 a thousand percent chance Kels Already misplaced his Rolex at new heights. Yeah Kylie did Jason already lose his Rolex that he just got for Christmas. No, it's upstairs by the time you I showed it to uh the one that jade I showed it to uh I had no idea he got a role I showed it to your dad last night at the dinner Was I still sitting at the table?

I don't think so the answer is no That's all cleaning up I will say his Super Bowl Rolex which is what I thought you were referring to That is one thing that he Consistently I would say Ken Locate. Yep Which is astonishing it is astonishing. I'm not gonna lie because he did You're a part of a line that he doesn't wind it we got the box That's one of the Christmas Presidents from a few Christmas ago. I got a winding box. Oh nice. It just stays on the right date and time

I just read it there. Yeah You wear it Well, I leave when I'm not wearing it okay. I was gonna say You actually get that back. That's impressive. Yeah. All right. Well there you go if you uh you have Uh Guy in your family that has a watch get him a watch Winder Christmas and who actually use it Kylie did you see that the Olympic gold medalist skier Michaela Schifrin? I can't too far away. I think it's shifrin offered to help teach you

You can zoom in on that right you can't stop tried. Oh well, well, okay. Well, then you better get your eyes checked I don't know what else to tell you. Oh here. I'll ask you Kylie um Did you see that the Olympic gold medalist the skier um Offered her help to teach you. I did not see this. I only saw this because uh it popped up in some New Heights

Developments. Oh nice She follow us on social. It's on my my for you page So yeah, please can you digs it can you explain how amazing you were by the end of it though? The sarcasm is time hiding behind the mic. Okay I here's a deal if it is or anything you want to add to the story No, I really feel like besides the fact that this man Okay

Besides that that this man was out there yelling at me. I was right yelling at you It's coaching you Aggressively This man was out there It's a little bit of a yell This man was out. We talked about talk talk to Why it in Elliot Pizza pizza That's not a yell. What's a man was trying to explain to me about how to

Cut on the outside edge. Hmm inside edge of one's a promo right there. It's a pro skier move. Here's the problem. Trap I'm not an ice skater either So he was trying to explain it in ice hockey skating terms and It wasn't clicking shocker. So if it were not for keely I

Oh my goodness. She definitely saved the day keely Anderson all props to her She is the only reason that I made it out of asthma a lot I'm assuming most people have skied I had never even clipped into it to skis before or been in skiing boots They have like a tilt forward so that you're constantly sort of on your toes on

Quads are burning for sure. Here's the here's the problem with that if you try to sit down Your butt does not touch the ground nope I found that out the hard way when I got off the ski lift and immediately tried to bail onto my ass Can't go back. You got to the side I must have been in a Aero dynamic like fully folded down Aero dynamic position for a good 10 seconds before I was like It's not working There you go

Um, that was the moment. I should have turned around. I should have gotten my ass right back on that ski No problem is that I love a challenge. Yes. I love a challenge And if someone's like physically you should be able to do this. I'm like then I can do it

And that is exactly what happened and you did it and you do it. I will say I think you were I think you said it took me 45 minutes to get down that mountain I think you were being generous I think it took me like a good hour Maybe I was I was being extremely generous Kylie we got to the bottom we got to the bottom of the hill 45 minutes before you did

That's what I'm saying. I think Yeah, I'll tell you what I had like five beers by the time I was at the bottom of the hill when we finally saw you like in plain sight That was the most that was a scariest part because That's where everybody all of the hills like merged and I was like there's a lot of traffic in the bottom

I'm watching the man this is yeah, I'm like a lot. I got all the binoculars was ready for There was one period it was there was one there was one more electric There was one steep drop off I'm probably like 25 30 minutes and it was a pretty short a Short part of the hill, but I think it's where we had like the I need you to I think it was the moment where Jason was like war not waiting for you and I was going and veered left

And if you veered too far left you were going off the edge of the mountain. Yeah And I had I had this moment of I've never saw that It was like I remember I do it. It was trees and then a drop off There was a steepest drop off too. I remember the And that was the moment I went sideways on the edge of the hill Mountain and looked up at the clouds and was like I think I should have gotten back on the ski I've had like Jason said I was in pizza the whole way down I've had two hip surgeries

I'm not equipped to be at that angle While pushing against The snow it was it was hot mess expressed on the hill mountain what What Yes I Was the was the little skiers come and pass me And it was right at the end where you guys are talking about because it's where the fast people merged with the slightly slower people now not one percent to to merge And I'll tell you what these freaking four-year-olds are just zipping past me and I was like

Hmm, you know what big tree fall hard. Okay. That's why I'm scared and you're fine And that was that's how I comforted my tree from a hard my favorite part of the entire day was uh was getting skis and just Knowing That you were not even supposed to be on this mountain. No woman literally looked at me and said you shouldn't be here With a dead like dead face. I was like

I wasn't like a condescending like uh you shouldn't know here. It was like you should not be here I she said how much experience do you have I said none she said you shouldn't be here And then I sort of glanced around at the eight other people that we were with And was like well, they're not leaving so I'm not leaving and if you can't beat them join them You gotta be a trooper and you were a fucking trooper Well, let's get to our next one from at Julie

8600 we also need the shark story room galley. Oh yeah Jason is the best storyteller, but um, how did it feel that Jason left you out in the middle of the uh Of the infested waters and on the mountain twice two times. Yeah. Well, I mean And defense she was nowhere near the shark. So I didn't really lever in a compromise. What is nowhere near the shark mean? She was in the same water he was

So you can see Kylie and you can see the shark. Yes Yes, that's how far away it was it wasn't it was hard to see it was hard to see her Let me tell you why it was hard to see me because this man was in and out of the water a million times

Because he couldn't stay up on his board. If the shark would have been anywhere near you I would have I would have jumped in and attacked it is the fastest I've ever seen a big man move was when he would fall in the water and then have to get back up on his board because

Quick feet quick feet. I was not saying in that water. Okay, Slava. Slava. This is before the shark He could not stay in the water every time he fell in it was full panic to get his ass back up on that board He could not stay up and To his defense he was paddling out and it was our understanding that if you were paddling out into the ocean That it was harder to stay up

And if you were paddling in with the waves it was much easier. We yeah this man But like we're just out there sort of going around paddling checking out what was underneath us And I turn around and this man is I Skurion I was like oh look at him go he's not even And all I all I said Jim was are you John and he was like Do you say?

That's what you gave her was she was so she was so far away from me I don't know it was hard to hear what she said because she was so far away from the shark So it was hard to tell what she said as he was paddling past me I tried to see he had to paddle past me to get into this into the shore. He had to paddle past me and he didn't say anything

But I was I was out there. I was with the shark. It was me and that one guy and everybody else's Have you have you gone back in the ocean with Jason since Not with Jason Who'd you be who'd you on the ocean with myself? All right, well what was worse than Being left on a mountain or being left in the ocean. I feel like him not mentioning that there was a shark on his way past me

Is a little bit worse because it is an imminent threat to my life. Do you I would have mentioned it I knew you It was a shark to you Kylie it was only a threat to Jason I feel like this have you ever heard the the How you get away from a bear you just have to be faster than the slowest person. Oh, okay. Yeah, okay I've heard of that one too. I was his slowest person. No He was like every man for himself at the very least I know

I don't want to ruin your experience. You were so far away from the shark. You haven't so much fun I didn't want to ruin the entire experience for you. Yeah, you got to keep positive vibes out in Hawaii Yeah, I was fine with it. I knew they were out there as one of them. I don't see him. I'm good Nice. Yeah, honestly if I did see him I'd be a little fascinated, but I don't want to see them I've seen one out there you saw one one what what kind of shark was it was like a

I want to say it was like a bull shark. It was like a it's not a good one to see It might be a bull shark. They're one of the most aggressive ones. It was the most now There was like it was probably like a five footer. It's probably like a five footer. Yep. That is it great white But it was about a five footer It looked like you hit white. You know what I mean like it didn't look like a hammerhead shark

You know it looked like it looked like a five footer in shark breeds. Yeah, I don't know. It's a five footer Yeah, it's a five footer. Yeah, well the guy that was snorkeling and showing us all the reefs and everything Said he knew a shark lived down here in this cave so he just went down there and just like Messed mess with it a little bit to get it to like come out of the cave Unless the guy came out of the cave and the shark went right back in again

He's got to be faster than the slowest person Kylie. Just remember that. That's it. That's what he said Kylie slower than me I'm gonna just scoot on past her and then I'm safe Thank you. You got the next one from at Suzy underscore are I need Kylie's reaction to Jason being nominated to sexiest man alive. Please Has Jason changed since receiving this huge honor. Yeah, he has changed. I can see it in his eyes. Am I more glowing? You are You look fabulous with your helmet. Great

Yeah, he has not changed. I am on record for saying that I knew this. Yeah Um, I mean, I'm married him guys. All right now bunch all the women that passed up on this Ha ha mine Um, yeah, I knew this. This is there's no brainer to me. Um, yeah Yeah, you still mine Did he does he looks sexier than he's ever been or is it kind of like Like starting to fade I will say it's fading a little bit. No, I'm a this is This is another time where it's just he

It's a pain in the ass. He's aging like fine wine Silver fox situation Yeah, and when we first started the day, he would have a random gray in his beard and he would let me pull it And as I was pulling it, he would tell me how excited he was To get gray And to like go white and I Was like oh gray hair. That's weird. And now I'm like you son of a bitch Like salt and peck. Well, he's a salt Like I heard on his sides. It's like sprinkled in his beard Come on. He's just a well-seasoned

Gentlemen, what's what I'm saying? Well-seasoned gentlemen. All right, he moving on from to Brian Sanchez 42 some pieces Good old B Sanchez can we get a reaction from Kylie on the jacket she modeled for $100,000? Did you have any idea that the jacket we get that kind of reaction?

Absolutely not. Yeah, I am extremely grateful to know I think for this Diana's jacket would go for a hundred thousand dollars I that would be insane that would go for that would go from Would you million easy would you make it offer on it?

No You got your own I modeled that jacket because Brian Hammond of the Ecos Autism Foundation said that they would use this as an opportunity to raise money for the foundation we had absolutely no idea that the Auctioning one off would be able to do that The Mac like Jason has said the Maclehenny's have been involved in a couple things involving EIF um, and it's so amazing to have their support um Yeah, I mean, it's mind-boggling. I can't thank them enough for being that generous um

It's pretty it's pretty absurd. Yeah, no it was it was the extremely absurd um, and You killed it obviously dude Just a star in every form of the word um Michael Pateghe at 80 19 mentioned that why didn't Jason bring jeans for Jason? Oh Yeah, yep, it's Kylie's fault not She has three other children not four nice tried Jason That doesn't sound like the question is Jason Yeah, Jason um Jason didn't bring jeans for Jason because Jason thought that Jason was coming home. Yes in between

Um, and he was actually getting surprised by honey bobo. Yeah, oh So he didn't know that bo was coming into town and because of that he went he went to the hotel where Bo was Yeah, um to see him beforehand have a little lunch hang out and um, that's where well And then I Was late As per usual

Thanks, Travis, but I probably should have been on time for this the party doesn't start to you get there Kai We all know that yeah, everyone else was early We got a lot of comments from the 92% is about them blaming the jeans on you um at the Kelsey premiere um I would just like to say Travis the way you had my back was very good in I wasn't gonna let this guy do that. I wasn't gonna let this guy do that. I I deeply appreciate that. Yeah, that was very kind. Thank you

It's just trying to be a good brother over here. Kai, do you got any new years resolutions? I don't think so no, no, I don't um we're not big on resolutions out here I'm gonna be honest social media has made it like this whole thing of like let's go to the gym and let's get bit That's what I'm doing to my listen. I'm three weeks into the new year. I'm not eating bacon anymore What I need bacon why why because it's they said I've had way too many

I'm definitely still eating bacon. I will probably I'll probably I'll probably never I'll probably never have male again though

I'm probably I'm over male. I'm done with it. Do you ever eat man? No Um, it's male But so he's giving up something he already doesn't do this sounds like a sacrifice something You know what this sounds like this sounds like when You give up something for lent that's something that you don't actually Like and to their for it is not a sacrifice You don't know what he said lint What's lint lint is the the easiest thing

Yes nice. I don't have a new resolution, but I wish you luck in your um endeavors to give up mayonnaise what are your favorite? Christmas traditions that you had growing up we didn't have a whole lot of Of Christmas traditions the one that we did have was that my dad and I would always go and get the tree Nice We were a real tree family And we did not cut it down But we would go into like West Philly and pick a tree Because it's cheaper there

West Philly. Did you guys go out to like reading or like Lancaster? No, we didn't know I heard there was a tree farm out there Let me be clear. We've recently been the past couple years. We've gone to a Christmas tree farm and it is

Don't be magical fantastic magical so much. They so much some of them do it right You know some of them do it really it really kick starts the holiday feeling because You get to go out there walk through a bunch of Christmas trees just live in their lives And then chop one down And take home it's carcass. It's so much fun. There you go Um, and by that I mean we get a fresh tree that lasts a really long time and it's beautiful and smells delicious

Smell amazing. We've gotten a bird's nest the last two years Two years in a row two years in a row. There's no bird in it. There's no birds. Oh Dead in the tree dead Travis he's good girls went nuts over these dead birds. No, they pretty very They think it's just like a stuffed animal so they're just playing with it It's just like a bird's nest. Can you can you stop with a bit? It's not funny. All right, stop There's a chance and I'll tell you he had two birds living in his room

No, he kid. Yeah, he had two big birds No, he didn't there's two wild birds I'm living in your He keeps his he kept his window open. I'm so tidy This tracks

And then flash got to him. Yeah, yeah, that is that is the one that He doesn't tell many positive stories about pets like whole he he just not warm and fuzzy about pets But about flash he will tell the story about how he saw flash out the kitchen window catch a bird mid flight and how he was forever impressed Flash is a very impressive flash was against the Flash that's what he told me I love flash here

Who was the other one Batman? What was the other one's name there were well flash had a bunch of bad man was only there for like yeah, maybe a little bit of time The dog was like kind of dog flash was a cat flash was the cat flash was the fastest Can it's all good

Did I have a dog named Bell? Yeah, I was never after Albert Bell You don't tell many stories like you the only stories you've told about bell is how bell used to get out and then you guys figured out that you had to do a lap around the block in the minivan And then drive back into the backyard towards the garage to get her to run back into the yard like you had to make it a game of chase

No, we love bell. We've got bell great exercise that Bell wasn't getting Yeah, seriously poor bell We had what do walks around the block with her Would you? Mm-hmm. Did you get lost then or did she show you the way home? Well, if I stayed on my block I find that come on But uh Now Bell was a really good dog. She was

Trap you know my rule right we have an agreement here. You don't send us anything with a heartbeat We have that agreement right we came to terms about why we go right yeah I said that if you I said if you send anything with a heartbeat what will happen? The next morning there will be A full petting's it on your front lawn and I stand by that okay I mean

I see a lot of animals you talk anyway, but here's the deal. No, here's the deal. I told Jason that I want to get a cat And he told me no Well, and I feel like you might like Cats now color what color what color can I do? I don't want you to send a cat. I just want you to I just want you to get on my team here No, I believe you refer to it as I believe you referred to it as team dummies Team dummies the other day

Huh, oh yeah the team dummies one one for team dummies. We're in this we're in this together I will say this though you get a you get a good cat like flash you won't have any mice You won't have any birds in the house you hear this? Yep. He wants an outdoor cat That's what flash was we didn't know what flash was better alive Oh flash was an outdoor cat We had canned food for months and flash lived off of that for years We actually never fed the cat. I mean

Fighting other cats. She was not a indoor cat. No flat. The only time I saw flash and or cat It would flash be gone for like two weeks at a time come to the back door and just mean yeah Like flash Oh, what up? Where'd he been? Yeah, you're hungry. I'm straight cat. Yeah, they're the most gangster, okay If we're gonna if we're going to do it we are going to adopt a cat no, we're not

He wants to go to a barn. Yeah, if we're gonna do it because there's mice So we're gonna have it be a working cat We're going to go to an Amish barn that has a bunch of in-bred cats that are gonna die in like four or five years

But they're gonna kill the shit out of some mice. Let's move this thing to a stamp of the week baby Moving on to wrapping things up here and handing out our new heights stamp of the week Simply we just brought about state farm How about that talk to a state farm agent today and learn how you can bundle and save with the personal price plan That's right like a good neighbor Kylie Stay-farm is there That's actually better than I could very fucking say this um um

Kylie as our clothes are on the Kelsey family year and holiday spectacular would you help us wrap this episode up by choosing someone to receive the new heights holiday stamp of the week It can be anyone you'd like who has taken their game to new holiday heights You got anybody close to you that you might want to Give a shout out to you If you say Jason this segment's ruined. I'm not I'm not going Jason Um, I'm tempted To pick on you further, but I feel like that's not gonna go well

Pick on I was gonna pick on Travis. Oh I was gonna say whoever wore the Santa suit. Oh Nice yeah, that was uh, that was off Austin Swift I mean I feel like it was Santa. I told you know

I said, I said, I said, I said, I said Santa Santa. Santa Claus. That was a full commit and I respect that he can't respect a full commit He killed it and he he actually made me feel like a child because uh his gift to me was straight on the bag Quill like the Santa sack Like in the Santa sack in the Santa sack Whipped it out and handed me a VHS of My favorite movie of all time no way Because we were just talking about VHS tapes. I got a VHS tape from uh a VHS little giants movie

That's dope. That's awesome. There was way to go Santa Santa kills it. That was a good pick

That's good. Santa got stamped with my pick I had about wraps up this episode in new heights Thank you to our mom dad and of course the wonderful princess Kiana for joining the show and making This one so special Make sure you subscribe to the new heights channel on our YouTube To make sure you know when all the new episodes are coming out and listen to subscribe wherever you try to get That's right and once again new heights is presented by wave sports and entertainment That my family

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And happy new years to everybody. Hope all your new years resolutions come true and You start eating healthier and working out and Whatever it is that Thank you to the production and crew and thank you to the 982 percent as for always tuning in see you guys in 2024 How about that man? Time is flying it's a Kobe year for everybody Oh, wow peace