In this episode, Celia shares an especially hard momming moment: that she failed miserably at dealing with her emotions about her daughters having a new stepmom. Celia talks about how badly she reacted to a situation, she and Jodie discuss how overwhelming co-parenting with former partners can be, and how sharing your children with other people isn’t always easy. Then, in an unprecedented moment, Jodie, Celia, and Sabrina all get the feels so seriously that strange, clear liquid leaked from thei...
Nov 10, 2021•55 min•Season 4Ep. 92
Jodie and Celia are following the rules this week… the Vanderpump Rules! New mama, Lala Kent, joins the ladies for this week’s show! Together they discuss how becoming a mom completely changes your life, your living space, and your relationship. Then they discuss Lala’s new book, Give Them Lala, a hilarious, real, and brutally honest collection of essays exploring her “rocky road to fame, sobriety, and beyond.” Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @nevertho...
Nov 03, 2021•48 min•Season 4Ep. 91
Celia and Jodie get down to the basics of being “basic” in this Halloween episode. They admit their love of all things pumpkin spice, share their VERY different experiences with Dorthy costumes, and get existential about candy. Speaking of candy, Jodie outs Celia for her “special” candy induced trip(s) to the grocery store which resulted in MORE pumpkin somethings. They then debrief on the blue pumpkin debate and breakdown some fun - and even crafty - Halloween ideas! Merch: https://unsweetined....
Oct 27, 2021•44 min•Season 4Ep. 90
This week, Jodie and Celia are joined by the fabulous, and far-more-stylish-than-either-of-them-will-ever-be, Shenae Grimes Beech! They, of course, talk all things Motherhood (boobies, periods, and vaginas… ya know, the usual), and also beg her to tell them how she always looks… So. Damn. Good! Plus, Celia’s trip to Oklahoma earns Dustin a nutty new nickname, and Jodie is in Facebook jail. Again. *We tried to record this podcast while Mercury was in Retrograde. Spoiler alert: You can tell. Pleas...
Oct 20, 2021•50 min•Season 4Ep. 89
Jodie and Celia have reached that inevitable point where they are having to go back into society and engage with other moms. And, by engage, we obviously mean offend. Well, at least that’s what happened to Celia who WILDLY overstepped while trying to connect with one of Harper’s friend’s mom! Let’s just say that there’s no tone in text and, this b*%ch kinda forgot that. Together they talk about how tough it can be to find your mom tribe and the insanity that’s their friendship. Plus, in a specia...
Oct 13, 2021•50 min•Season 4Ep. 88
Introducing... Who, When, Wow! A new Tinkercast original podcast from the creators of the #1 kids & family podcast, Wow in the World. Join host Rebecca Sheir on auditory journeys into the lives of history's unsung heroes and amazing humans who make us say "WOW!" This is just a preview of Who, When, Wow! But you can listen to the full episode at https://wondery.com/shows/who-when-wow/
Oct 07, 2021•7 min•Season 4Ep. 87
Hope you’re ready to celebrate… another epic birthday fail. That’s right, Jodie and Celia are once again talking about craptastic birthday parties, but this time neither of them is responsible for one of the biggest, baddest, and most uncut birthday fails of all time! In fact, the word Big is built right into the fail, as well as the theme of the party, since it involves Big Foot. Because, of course it does. Then, Jodie casually admits to having one of the dorkiest birthday themes of all time! M...
Oct 06, 2021•51 min•Season 4Ep. 86
Jodie and Celia welcome actress Diana Maria Riva to the show this week! And what a show it is – Diana is also a single mom of two kids and her “Never Thought I’d” moment basically secured her spot in the hearts of the ladies forever. They discuss everything from what type of peers your kid DOESN’T need to hang out with, to hanging out in a hammock. And, they dig into Diana’s phenomenal career where she’s constantly breaking barriers and taking on new challenges! Basically they talk about everyth...
Sep 29, 2021•47 min•Season 4Ep. 85
This weeks episode starts off a little panicked (even more so than usual). Toilets are overflowing, cars are on fire (no cats, luckily), the hosts are running late AND Producer Sabrina had to leave the ladies unsupervised this week. Celia has a "confessions of neurosis" moment where she tells on herself for losing it at a theme park. Something we're sure NO parent out there can relate to. At ALL. Plus, the ladies air their grievances about homework. Cause, homework. Hope you've stocked up on you...
Sep 22, 2021•53 min•Season 4Ep. 84
This week, Jodie and Celia are joined by the fantastic Elisa Donovan! They discuss everything from magicians to metaphysical dreams and how it all fits into a psychic suitcase. If you just listen, it'll TOTALLY make sense. Plus, Elisa shares the story of how the death of her father inspired her new book, "Wake Me When You Leave: Love and Encouragement via Dreams from the Other Side".
Sep 15, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 83
What do the Olympics, Cardi B, Jodie and Celia have in common? Not much… at all, BUT the ladies do discuss Cardi B, and how she shows that pregnant people, and moms in particular, can do ANYTHING! Especially, in a leotard. Celia, however, found that putting on boots while extremely pregnant CAN be difficult. She's definitely no Track & Field star, Allyson Felix (you’ll just have to listen). Today's show is a big "F*&% YEAH" to the ladies out there running (sometimes literally) the world....
Sep 08, 2021•47 min•Season 4Ep. 82
Jodie and Celia delve into the hell that is making school lunches and are in AWE of a TikTok mom that makes a gazillion sandwiches a day! They discuss just why it would be impossible for either of them to manage such a feat of super-human "mom-ness". Celia has some school lunch stories of her own, courtesy of none other than... her mother. Plus, things take one hell of a weird turn in a gondola down a VERY different type of canal. Oh boy. FB, IG, TikTok: @NeverThoughtIdSayThis YouTube: Never Tho...
Sep 01, 2021•46 min•Season 4Ep. 82
Welcome to another week of NTIST! Jodie and Celia discuss some hot and, not so hot, toys that are out right now. Toys for kids, that is. Mostly. Plus, Jodie learns brand new information about John Stamos and how he's connected to Celia's favorite 'toy' of all! We promise, it's NOT what you think! Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ IG: @neverthoughtidsaythis FB: @neverthoughtidsaythis email: [email protected]
Aug 25, 2021•55 min•Season 4Ep. 81
This week’s pod is out and we’re re-capping summer with a little talk about good ol’ camp! Not just ANY camp, but the ‘Fyre Festival’ of kids’ camps. Because they refuse to be outdone, the ladies talk about their own camp experiences and, let's just say, Celia’s camp story sounds like something from the mind of the writer of ‘Porky’s’. So much so, that even Jodie was shocked. That says a LOT. Don’t make us “John Cougar Melloncamp” you, just listen!! Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @ne...
Aug 18, 2021•54 min•Season 4Ep. 80
This week on Never Thought I'd Say This, Jodie recaps her family vacation where she was able to unplug, reboot, and realize it is, in fact, possible for everyone to enjoy each other's company! Celia, on the other hand, shares that her uterus is on its way toward a permanent vacation and introduces a new royal title that both moms embrace and run with in the exact way you suspect they would. Plus, an airing of grievances from them both to a certain boyfriend that managed to put both of his feet d...
Aug 11, 2021•47 min•Season 4Ep. 79
On this week’s episode things kick off with Celia REEEALLY making an “ass” of herself, as Jodie tries to introduce their new producer Sabrina, who’s sole job is steering the crazy NTIST ship. You know, as much as anyone can steer a ship filled with cursing pirates! More importantly, the ladies pull back the layers on the "Queen MILF" and her "MILF Mobile,” which has caused quite the stir in the state of Maine. By the way, Maine’s got some WILD laws for the ladies to tell you about too! Get the f...
Aug 04, 2021•53 min•Season 4Ep. 78
This week the ladies of Never Thought I'd Say This make it through technical difficulties to be joined by America's TV Dad, Bob Saget! He comes to share some laughter and wisdom and even some insight as to how Little Richard may have had a "hand" in Jodie being constantly forgetful. Things get deep when they talk life, love, boundaries and how all of the above spares no one from heartache. But of course, things end with a "hug" (as best as one can over Zoom) and a family, feel good vibe. IG: @ne...
Jul 28, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Season 4Ep. 77
Jodie and Celia talk about peer pressure on this week’s episode of Never Thought I’d Say This after Celia’s kids (and Dustin) tried to use their powers of pressure on her to no avail. They then examine the different types of peer pressure and reminisce about some peer pressure-y situations they were involved in once upon a ‘forking’ time. But, the tour de force comes when they reveal the latest creation from Celia’s parents… Elegant Geezer. What IS an Elegant Geezer, you ask? Oh, don't worry, yo...
Jul 21, 2021•46 min•Season 4Ep. 76
Celia and Jodie read "Never Nation" emails from fans in this weeks' episode of Never Thought I'd Say This! Resulting in a “Fan Funk Phenomenon" if you will (Jodie deeply apologizes for that one). As you can imagine, the subject lines of these emails are WILD. But more importantly, they provided great (amazingly terrible) inspiration for future band names! BTW... did you know that 'leftist nudist colonies' are a thing?! Well, you will after you listen to this episode. Finally, Celia and Jodie try...
Jul 14, 2021•50 min•Season 4Ep. 75
Jodie and Celia are BACK (and finally in the same room!) for the Season 4 Premiere of Never Thought I'd Say This! They also have a new producer at the helm... and let's just say being rude to her would be a REAL bad idea! Plus, they share their feral-cat-like feelings about slowly re-entering society now that restrictions have eased and they're both vaccinated; Jodie dabbles in some evil-genius parenting and LA Dodger, Albert Pujols, becomes central focus in the Behar household. Merch: https://u...
Jul 07, 2021•48 min•Season 4Ep. 74
Imagined Life Family immerses you in the surprising moments and challenges that shaped someone’s life before they became successful-- but there’s a catch. You won’t find out who you really are until the end of the episode, unless you follow the clues along the way! In this episode, you long to go to Africa and have adventures like Tarzan. But everyone tells you girls aren’t supposed to do things like that. You’ll just have to prove them wrong. Take a journey with Imagined Life Family and see the...
May 19, 2021•7 min•Season 3Ep. 73
In this very special season three finale episode, Jodie and Celia’s youngest daughters, Bea and Lulu, are on the podcast! Subjects are wide-ranging and free-flowing, such as what it’s like to be homeschooled, eating ChapStick and lip scrub, how uncool their parents are (because they’re old), how to cross-pollinate plants, elementary school hierarchies, and of course, tooting. Place your bets now on who was the first to break and use a swear word! Cubo Ai: https://bit.ly/3fWmLni Merch: https://un...
Apr 14, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 3Ep. 72
Jodie and Celia never thought that having kids would mean having zero privacy…and that they would feel badly asking for it. But things might change, because the kids might have the opportunity to go back to school soon! Jodie and Celia discuss how in this case, different approaches work for their different kids. THEN, they completely catch their producer Emily off-guard by having her join the conversation for the first time! They all talk about what they’ve learned about parenting over the cours...
Apr 07, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Season 3Ep. 71
Jodie and Celia are joined by Rossana Burgos, matriarch of the Eh Bee Family! Rossana, her husband, and their two children create family-friendly content with a positive message- but they NEVER thought they’d be internet famous. Rossana is a sexual abuse survivor and as a result is incredibly open with her children about sexuality, creating boundaries, and sticking up for themselves. Jodie, Celia, and Rossana talk about how scary it can be to have your children have some level of fame or exposur...
Mar 31, 2021•52 min•Season 3Ep. 70
As life starts to slowly go back to normal Jodie and Celia discuss how despite how welcome that is, the readjustment period is going to be difficult too. They also regale us with their parenting stories of the week: the kids having pinkeye, lighting things on fire during Zoom class, letting the dog eat an entire pizza, and finding grandma’s lube. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: [email protected]...
Mar 24, 2021•50 min•Season 3Ep. 69
Jodie and Celia are joined by husband and wife parenting duo Nestor and Shannon Carbonell! They talk about one of the hardest decisions that parents – but most often moms – face: whether or not to give up their career dreams to raise kids full time. It’s a decision that’s loaded with gendered expectations, privilege, spousal dynamics – and it’s never an easy one to make. But when it comes to parenting, what decision is?! Also, don’t mess with “Street Jodie.” Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Insta...
Mar 17, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Season 3Ep. 68
Jodie and Celia are joined by actor Alec Mapa, who along with his husband, adopted their son at age five. Alec’s son is now a high school sophomore, and the three parents discuss the teenage years – which include healthy, strange, awkward, and sometimes disgusting conversations about sexuality. But at the end of the day, the most important thing is that the conversations are happening! Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: never...
Mar 10, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Season 3Ep. 67
Celia has her first hot flash, Jodie’s kids epically embarrass her, and both moms discuss the burnout/breaking point of being a parent in a pandemic when you have to wear 5,000 different hats and there’s no roadmap. Plus, an airing of grievance and a parenting fail that involves – what else? – butts. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: [email protected]...
Mar 03, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 3Ep. 66
Jodie and Celia are joined by Jen and Kristen of #IMOMSOHARD to commiserate over disappearing electronic chargers, kids EATING in the BATHROOM, second wedding accounts, the most iconic #IMOMSOHARD videos, and tackle the age-old question: are moms only allowed to wear one-piece bathing suits? Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: [email protected]...
Feb 24, 2021•1 hr 26 min•Season 3Ep. 65
Jodie and Celia review a checklist of the Top 10 worst parenting mistakes you can make….let’s just say they’re somewhat familiar with all of them. They debrief on why it’s so hard NOT to make these mistakes, with full transparency about how they make them. Then they play a game at the end that’s becoming a new NTIST tradition. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: [email protected]...
Feb 17, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 3Ep. 64
