What if cleaning up your instagram turned you on to a new much grosser experience?! Is Japan letting or making disabled people work harder? Is Gravy lost to the bomb cyclone?! All this and more! nerdtalkplus.com to participate. If you're listening via Spotify, don't forget to comment on the episode.
Apologies for the ****show that has been this week's episode. I'll talk about it at the top of next week's show. -Gregr We're taking Branden's wife to the Basho! Not an inside joke, we swear. Ceej is paying for all those Four Loko's. Gerg is a post Japan mess and he we forgot to talk about Musashi island... nerdtalkplus.com to join in! Please leave us a comment where you listen, specifically if you listen on Spotify, leave a comment on the episode itself!
Gregr literally left a wedding to come blather on about Japan. Sorry in advance for the sound quality - the host is using airpods from a hotel in Kyoto and if there's one thing we usually do well, it's get the sound right so this is a bummer. Anyway, we found a new category for Duolingo to invest in, but will it get Gerg sex?
Anyone else a fan of Gergse? We covered a lot in this episode including urethra facts, squid hands, and Branden's discomfort with us eating him first - him being back from Hawaii and tanned a delicious golden brown doesn't help his case.
Well, three of us are record setters... the other one... woof. Branden's in Hawaii but somehow still found a store with the right supplies (spam probably) and an internet connection to join us. Heads up, this is a new platform we're using, so if anything is goofy pls holler and let us know so we can fix it!
Boy this episode was a mess. Good luck, everybody. Here are the notes we took: Hot sauce b***** Holy Idaho Listeranus LOGGING ON HUMAN STARFISH HOT SAUCE B***** Sure one of those showed up twice, but at least it was the right one. Sorry I forgot about Capri Sun challenge but also i broke my hand in two places so ¯\_(?)_/¯
Remember, two s's - like s trawberry s hortcake - is dessert. We're not arguing for chocolate covered tuna belly (though are we really opposed to that?) We love you for listening and we're working on taking ownership of the episode comments on Spotify so keep 'em coming because they make us so happy even when they make Gregr cry.
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Some listeners have described the smell of Nerd Talk+ as " a combination of antiseptic, garbage, body odor, static electricity, and a barbecue gone wrong." See you all in Japanese hell!
Ceej is busy trying to recruit your worm for our newest themed def-not-a-brothel (it's a brothel) while our Tony Pizza has grown up and Gerg wonders what it's gonna be like to play AI Doom with his new Doom controller. Also, we say the word potentially incorrectly - this show has everything (but the Gravy Navy). nerdtalkplus.com to participate or just put candy in your candy.
Some European, likely angry dad, dug up something huge from the ol' garden. If it was Branden he'd be running for his wall gun gol'dern'it. Ceej had another dream and not everyone survived it. And we have a new show favorite World Recordian - Guinness Time is back! nerdtalkplus.com to connect with us - do us a favor and leave us a ***** rating (5 star) and review on Apple podcasts or send us a comment and we'll read em out!...
Look, if you cancel at the last minute, we're gonna name the episode after you probably. We've got an important non-haiku review for Deadpool, we're starting a new type of business based on another business as old as time but with a twist, and we have a pretty killer idea for a Marvel movie because we know better than Hollywood. Ceej asked a question of the week that I can't remember but when you hear it, chime in at nerdtalkplus.com !
Tony Pizza is full of top notch ideas, but adding more horses to sports is def his best of this episode. This week its sharks and cocaine, the art of lying to children, and some always strange (and one very annoying) new world records! Follow us, dummies, nerdtalkplus.com!
When we first met Ceej (online) a decade ago he was called Crist and now we can use his former name for some real, actual blasphemy! What a time to be alive. Find out who has the softest hands, who married into a top nerd celebrity family, and how we plan to make the next generation of centaurs on a wild episode! Thank you for taking the time to hit us on socials (nerdtalkplus.com) or going a step further and writing a review. In all honesty it doesn't seem to be doing ANYTHING for the numbers b...
Get out your best (and least copper-y) pokemon - please not Weedle, and get ready to help Branden find slash battle his real dad on this extremely unhinged episode. nerdtalkplus.com for more info about the show including where to find Ceej so you can say sexy things to/about him.
Usually it would never be permitted, but we've let Branden choose his own nickname. He obviously regrets it. My notes for this episode are literally the following: Mouth nutt guy PNSS So, enjoy! Also chime in with comments or maybe even a review at nerdtalkplus.com <- that's a link tree that will take you to everything (except Gravy, we still haven't added his stuff).
Message us if you want Gerg to send you the shortcut (you don't). To anyone who survived last week's episode, we now have the fastest heel turn in pod history. Also fish oral, setting world records on other planets, and a new game called Which Greta? that will likely horrify at least one of you. And remember no getting mad without the expressed written consent of Major League Centaurs (a NiFeCorp subsidiary).
Apologies to miss Sweeney, you'd probably be on Spokane, WA's Mt Rushmore. Fun fact: the mountain was originally called Tunkasila Sakpe Paha, or Six Grandfathers Mountain - not sure what the Spokane version of that would be... Welcome back to Gravy and his gravy saber, see you all in hell! MUSASHI!
It is what you think it is. From the Mt Dew highs to the forbidden saber lows, this episode only lacks the Gravy Navy. This might be our least productive episode yet! Enjoy and thank you for enjoying our stupidity. Hop onto nerdtalkplus.com to see Ceej's new shirt that we spend a whole bunch of time giggling about.
Well, the part where Gravy got a text with no explanation during the recording and regretted missing the pod is an all time favorite now. This week, we find the origins of Glory, that Ska might have come from Egypt, and just what level Branden reads at. Also, he's not alone in the pursuit for the ultimate fine dining spoonful. Also, Nerd Talk+ might become alternate history in the near future. Find out how!
Funny how after the fact we can't remember anything we talked about like for instance how we came up with a new cosplay for Ceej! He also has a new call sign so that's pretty important. Gregr needs a pipe, Branden's dying for some "fine dining," and we figured out a bucket-related sponsor for Gravy's podcast garage! Wow, we remembered more than assumed!
Basically, if you're not into how whales reproduce as told by giggling idiots, the last 30% of this is gonna be rough for you, but if you are into it... I literally edited this all day bc it's a big (sticky) mess. We invent a new system to judge amounts, one of us is part machine, and Branden is kind enough to have thought about us enough on Star Wars Day to give us all Star Wars names.
One hand on the kidney area of your back this episode, Uncle Gerg threw out his back but let 420 be his medicine. For once we actually talk about nerdy stuff (by the end). Also we host a special KitKat taste test via Branden's birthday, talk about super bees, and say farewell to a a terrifying friend! Thank you so hard for listening to this show. Branden's wife may have said Ceej is her favorite and that Branden and Gerg giggle too much, but who's keeping track?! (Gerg is and it's killing him)....
Tickle your butt broom and polish the golden mustache castle, we're back (from jury duty), eating corn dogs, being judgy about world records, and giggling, so much giggling. Thanks for visiting nerdtalkplus.com and following us there. We're so grateful for all the nice reviews, comments, socials etc. We'd do this without you bc we are dummies, but it's so much better with you!
Welcome to the pod, Sean "Gravy" Girvan, who this week takes a background role listening to us dummies and trying to figure out what if anything it is that we learned. We're hoping at least one person took the eclipse as an opportunity to recharge their perineum! Please, no need to prove it to us. Anyway, buckle up!
"Apparently I have too tight a grip" says Branden in a text about today's title... Lots to cover here including our latest debate on making a quick million bucks. We're projecting video games on butts, arguing about robot dogs being creeps, and Ceej's Haiku Review. Thanks to everyone who downloads or streams this show, we love you for that.
How many of this year's video game Hall of Fame nominees have you handed over hours of your life to? Which ones would you send to the Hall? Our love of absurd mythology takes quite the unexpected turn - yes chimera related AGAIN - but this time there are drawings to match! Drawings that you can't hear on a podcast but you can see on our new Instagram account. Shout out to Ceej for running this thing so well! Hit nerdtalkplus.com to find our links.
The problem with this podcast is that just when we think it's over and hit stop, someone says something ludicrous and we always lament not getting that idea or horrible joke on the episode - not today! We let Branden-in-a-pirate-shirt get cooking again at the end!
Well, we've got good and bad carb news, but it depends on your pov. There's a new bar near Gerg that he wants to take Branden to check out but he's gonna need to bring his clip on tail. Also, to be clear, we support and love the idea of what this bar is doing and not making fun of it.
Well everyone, if you've ever wanted to hear what an acutally broken man sounds like, you're in for a real treat. If you, like us, love Branden, this one could be a tough listen. Sorry for the extreme delay. There have been a slew of problems that have kept his episode from dropping but finally it's done. It's two parts long so midway through we lose Branden and gain mushrooms. Enjoy!
