NOT the title of our sex tape (though perhaps it should be?) We sure cover a lot this episode: Gerg did something horny that most people do in their 20s, Branden invents a new lens for intimate photography, and we discover Ceej-fu. Also, Ceejus, old people boning, and the backstory of torture bed. What a great episode! nerdtalkplus.com to follow us or chime in!
Branden is back from a trip to Los Angeles to teach his baby about wearing jorts, non-fashionable mullets, and eating cheese like a dirty lyric in an alt-J song. Don't worry, the first half of the show has nothing to do with anything! Thanks a million for subscribing and being generally awesome.
2024 is coming up Gerg! We've got swearing parrots, bananashido, offensively renaming a landmark and more! Plus, we make a bunch of really solid arguments as to why WE should have all that Bezos money instead of letting him keep building wiener rockets and dumb clocks. Also, don't worry Brandemaniacs, your king eventually joins us around the 17th minute.
If certain skin on your body is as sensitive as inside of your mouth then why wouldn't you choose warm over cold water to cleanse yourself? It's a valid question and one Gregr can't explain but we need to trust him. We found the worst person to sit next to on the airplane! And even if you prefer ranch to blue cheese, how could they do everyone dirty like this?! Ep 302
Please, if you learn anything from this episode, let it be that soup is not to be transported without great care. Also, careful talking to whales - you might take a narwhal horn to the nether regions... And lets get ready to get way lazier but great a tongue stuff with the newest CES innovation! Ep 301
Branden is off saving his children from death or something, but Gregr wanted to see Ceej's new robot body and neck hole... what a sentence. We're about to start season three of this show and there's a lot to kick around in how we're gonna run it. Does it need another person? Does it need more robot sound effects? Hoping to officially kick off season three next week! Ep 300
There was uploading error that went unnoticed (GERG!) but here we are with a final episode of 2023 but saved for our off week in 2024. Good news, Ceej survived having his head cut off but is now a weird combination of alligator and robot parts which actually sounds like a pretty great upgrade. Thanks for all the support in 2023. We put out 38 episodes (39 if you count this one) and are looking to put out a ton more in a new season this year.
For once, science gets it wrong, we come good on a threat from last week involving the monthly-chips-minute, and Branden tells a story that just won't quit! Thanks to everyone who downloads and follows our nonsense! Find us at nerdtalkplus.com.
Look, all we really care about is what part you want to replace with a robot part and what it would do to make you even cooler/creepier. One of the coolest parts of this pod for us is listening to again afterwards bc we barely retain any of it so it's basically all new again!
Shake those tail feathers one of our favorite animal friends is all about that juicy butt. A new twist in the debate about centaurs (of course) and if it was an Apple product we'd be talking "dongles" (of course). When it comes to ignored notifications, how many you got?! We have three different hosts that all handle it differently so are you a Gerg, a Skinsquatch, or a Ceej?
We forgot to talk about Thanksgiving for most of the episode, but at least we included an extra 15% bonus at the end! Don't stand too near Gerg or you'll def become diseased. Branden contemplates moving his bonehair to somewhere cooler. And we welcome our new non-FDA-recognized pharmacist to explain a TikTok phenomenon that will have you leaving faster then a Thai person with a tuk-tuk! Happy Thanksgiving, we're grateful for the silly things you say to us and most importantly for our own brother...
Just three months to find someone to love you in time for Valentime's Day! If you've never considered what weapon a bear might use in hand to hand combat, this episode is for you. Need a new eyeball? Don't go the way of stupid science, instead let Nerd Talk fill that hole in your life. This is one of the all time dumbest episodes so unbuckle up!
Gerg here, sorry i screwed this up and it didn't load correctly and now I'm re-doing it and can't remember what the crap we talked about... probably AI and centaurs and maybe some immature wiener stuff. Definitely took VR into an unnecessary (totally necessary) direction!
No once can A. find the Skinsquatch or B. do an Australian accent but that doesn't stop us from trying! We get spooky with one of the all time scariest spider stories. Don't ever let evil Gerg send you anything in the mail because it gets weird real fast. And no, we weren't slonkin' fat doinks with an f'ing dragon.
This week on a spicy new episode of we cross boundaries and go from Nerd Talk Teen a few weeks ago to Nerd Talk After Dark. The blood stuff goes at least one step too far, we absolutely ruin pizza, but(t) we do ask the important questions about how Darth Vader poops - you know, for science!
We can't thank you enough for the awesome reviews, message etc. The Skinsquatch has gone missing again but don't worry, we have a mutant (with a terrible power) on the squad. Ceej gets real animated but then also delivers us the bonus track of a lifetime. Commence giggling.
It's the return of everyone's favorite Skinsquatch who oddly has lots of bone hair, we're encouraging Ceej to start a new small business, and there's truly no explanation for how weirdly this episode derailed by the end.
Welcome to a "put Ceej in a cage" episode of Nerd Talk+ where we require Ceej to make it better not worse. To make it easier on him, we spend a lot of time talking about alligators doing stuff like giving hugs with their arms and bodies and not their dinosaur mouths.
Beware of the mighty Gergon!
Sorry, nerds. Last week's episode got doubled up when THIS is the right one (I hope)! Somebody stop allowing the host to have whiskey, good gerg this is getting out of hand! It's a power trio, a thruple, oh nonsense with the one-again return of Branden! He's not even blury though his vision might be by the end the way he went after that wine bottle. Also, we have a new OnlyFans idea...
Somebody stop allowing the host to have whiskey, good gerg this is getting out of hand! It's a power trio, a thruple, oh nonsense with the one-again return of Branden! He's not even blury though his vision might be by the end the way he went after that wine bottle. Also, we have a new OnlyFans idea...
WARNING: Whiskey may be a factor in this following episode and the term coitus will be used almost immediately - so if you don't like whiskey and/or coitus... well what are you even doing here? Also, Branden is the new Sasquatch!
After the celebration of all things Branden, Gregr screwed up the schedule and we have no Branden again! Focus your brainwaves we've got weird adult toy news like we're in the times of Demolition Man. We're not letting the robots pick the music from TikTok for you, and quite the review this week!
This episode was so powerful that we changed the name of our group chat! We welcome back the king from his months in a fiery hellscape, we get weird about whale stuff, and I'm not sure we quite understand Ahsoka...
Don't you dare kink-shame us for these spiders getting pinchy with some nipples - that's right, we're getting weird about scary Brazilian stuff this week. Huge props to Damon for being a g and to Ceej for filling in all these weeks. Also, we have a surprise return to wrap up the show with a real (double) bang!
We asked Ceej not to put the mic down his pants for the broadcast but as you can tell, he's a better improv listener than he is rule follower... Dumb quips aside, it has been amazing having a coast-to-coast pod and Ceej is the best. Anyway, how much do you think a human hand weighs? One person chimed in that they had weighed an erect member and its two pals - for science of course - and while we want answers, we actually don't.
We're getting Mt Dew drunk this week on Nerd Talk! Seriously, has anyone tried this hard dew? Gregr's voice is dead, Branden might actually be dead for all we know, so it's basically Ceej running the show from here on out! Thanks as always for making us part of your busy life.
Look, it's too much cheese for one sandwich and I worried for Ceej's health. Branden is still out on Dad leave and so we get an extra dose of Florida Ceej to help out around here. We've got the solution to the film industry and so so many giggles.
This week we prepare for a our annual trip to Kent to soak up the nerdiest of atmospheres in a room full of Transformers fans, it's CybFest NW 2023. CybFest - the celebration of Cybertron the home planet of the Transformers - is an awesome chance to see people, toys, and artists from some of the most sincere and hardcore fans and a generally excellent chill time. Hope to see you there! An apology is due to everyone, we're very sorry to not have made new content recently. Gregr has been moving an...
Here's the deal, I didn't click the right thing so this was recorded Monday but is only finally going public on Friday. Once again Branden me lol in post by threatening to stab me and I can't stop giggling about it (oversell but true) Thanks as always for listening!
