Why do the best jokes always come to me 3.5 hours after we record something. It's like every single day. Anyway, Branden is back from California and he's def never allowed back there after the outfit he tried to pull off/out. Massive props to Ceej for filling in last time out. And Gregr has something polarizing to taste test live on the pod!
In the vacation absence of Branden and his mustache, we couldn't be any happier to welcome super-sub guest host and all around excellent bean eating floating Florida man, Ceej. This episode had far more nipple talk than a show called Nerd Talk should, but that's how we keep em guessing!
If you gave it all up for a simpler life, what would your profession be? We have the return of a long dead segment this week! Air BnB for dogs is sure taking off and that took us down the road of cancelling out/opposite smells which ultimately leads to Branden probably having to sleep on the couch for a few nights... Shout out to DJ Slam for being a legend in the reviews, we're very grateful!
Well, this got loaded wrong by our idiot producer (Gregr) and so you get two episodes this week!
Very important Question of the Week - is peanut butter a liquid, gel or an aerosol? The TSA has a definite answer and whatever that is, it's not as good as what we came up with! Branden tells the grossest story of an idiot and his oyster but then also offers us a fun new snack to help settle our stomachs. Also, unrelated, we're not sure if Beethoven is Safeway material or not.
?Day is back and we realized it like 3 minutes before the show! Thank you for checking us out. If you're on Apple Podcasts, would you pls rate/review?
Which video game are you best at? Your skills as a couch queen (or king) could be critical in crowning you the corruption champion of the world! But for real, we don't have it. Thanks as always for listening, we love you for it!
Earth as a layer cake! In the process let's hope we don't vaporize an alien civilization a billion light years away, sheesh.
We spend a whole lot of time talking about everyone's favorite half human, two-thirds horse hybrid, the Centaur. This week is a whole new approach to the show and we're thrilled with the result. Sorry about the part about the clouds and specifically the rain, but it was super fun to just think about one thing for most of a show. Also, we talk about smoking pot in space in a... non-conventional way.
This one gets weird. When you think of a Centaurpede do you think of a human top with one hundred horse legs, or something... else... Also, how do you feel about robots covered in skin? And do said robots have nips or no?
As all our of entertainment will be not only chosen but also created by the machines, it's pretty fun to think about what the year 2100 will actually look like. We basically end up focusing on one creature with multiple butts as the template for our dystopia. Join us!
How are we expected to remember what we talked about even minutes after its over - I do remember Branden saying "wow, that was a pretty good one". Five stars from Branden! Pls rate and review if that's a thing wherever you're listening to this!
Happy New Year ya big nerd! Props to our own Florida Man, Ceej, for rounding up some new swamp coast friends! To be fair, they could be robots programmed by ceej with a chatbot, but if they were, they'd say more about butts prolly.
In this final episode of the year, we tried out a new piece of Audacy App tech by having a live audience in the chat to offer suggestions and real time make jokes (Ceej). It's be a great year but now enjoy a couple weeks without us!
We discuss the ultimate equalizer to any wonderous super-power and it happens in the pants region and if Spider-Man isn't shooting webs then what is that stuff?! The return of our earliest feature and derailing Branden with lulz: it's this week's NT+! BONUS: if you want to do bongs with a dolphin, how do you do that?
We're letting Florida people fight bears by letting em use cocaine tobacco because that's a thing now. Also, lava. We love lava. Oh and good news, we pretty dang close to eating steak made in a tub of meat worms or something.
Appreciation post: we're so grateful to long time friend of the show and fellow weirdo, Ceej, for stepping in to fill Branden's seat these last couple of weeks. It's been great fun making alligator jokes and talking space with someone on Florida's Space Coast.
After this guest appearance by friend of the pod and Florida-man, Ceej (@ceejness), we're all getting alligator tramp stamp tattoos! Ceej and I spent a week together goofing off in Orlando waiting for that dumb NASA rocket to take off so it was fun to reconnect while Branden rides his bike into a volcano - can't wait to see his Vader sith-suit!
Spider burps, adorable Gary Larson photosynthesizers, and too much 3PO nips all in one disturbingly action packed Nerd Talk+!
From freezing your body and head to cooking your brain with space lasers, we've once again managed to take interesting subjects and make them ridiculous. But of course you're here so you must know that already... Thanks for all the support, this show is so fun to make!
"Dude, it's not like we're building Terminators" says company definitely building terminators. But hey, at least we're creating nuclear slug monsters, right? Right?! MUGRA!!! Also, sorry i'm so late posting this.
The chances are high that your mind thinks of the Roman god as quickly as the planet when you hear the word "Neptune." When Gregr hears it, he full on freaks about moons and telescopes and other space crap, so buckle up! A more dangerous way to mow your lawn, the end of an era for a villain more machine than man, and so much Neptune nonsense! And thank you for downloading, we couldn't do it without you.
The chances are high that your mind thinks of the Roman god as quickly as the planet when you hear the word "Neptune." When Gregr hears it, he full on freaks about moons and telescopes and other space crap, so buckle up! A more dangerous way to mow your lawn, the end of an era for a villain more machine than man, and so much Neptune nonsense! And thank you for downloading, we couldn't do it without you.
So much crack talk today but at least you learn how to sniff out a good peach! This week: more fake milk, a war of the worlds, and forget nerds, we're talking Whale Talk!
Space Coast Ghost to Ghost! What a ten days of delays, electric cars, and lots of Florida.
Lots of rocket talk as Gregr joins the show from Orlando waiting between launch windows for the newest and biggest rocket ever built by NASA, the Space Launch System (SLS). Because of the holiday, this was recorded before we knew that the 2nd attempt was scrubbed off making Gregr's trip to Florida a very expensive alligator sight seeing trip...
Now with less minuses! What's the worst animal to have become a zombie? Branden's onto something about wanting it to not be too cute! Is Amazon too - yes. And it's time for robots to do space surgery.
We never thought the robots would start their domination via attacking the children yet here we are on a shameful day! Is dying by being crushed a falling rocket body the best way to go out? We finally (don't) figure out what exactly is licorice.
I'm putting this one up for Dan in Colusa, CA! Also, welcome to August already.
Illness is tearing through the show right now so this is last week's episode - luckily, we forgot to upload last week's episode so it's new-ish! Congrats :D
