Welcome to day 12 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Dont cry because it’s over, smile because it happened!! On this special season finale, it’s all about The Nutcracker. Hope you nuts are prepared to crack!
Welcome to day 11 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Today they gab about Webkinz, which unfortunately started Jason and Alaina down a hole of rapid consumerism. Let the pod know if you also had suspicions about Dr. Quack!!
Welcome to day 10 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Today we pour one out for the Titanic. Unsinkable?? Likely story… This ep is available to stream- near, far, wherever you are!
Welcome to day 9 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. If you were on Twitter in 2022, you know why this is a top moment of culture. Can’t wise to hear what Miss Flo has to say about this one!!
Welcome to day 8 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Need some direction in your life? Well Hammurabi agreed, which inspired him to write the longest, best organized, best-preserved set of laws even! In the words of Dua Lipa “I got 282 rules, I count em”
Welcome to day 7 of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. On a snowy night mid November, God created Anne Hathaway and the world was forever changed. We dreamed a dream and Annie delivered!!
Welcome to day 6 of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Today is all about the Hunger Games. Are you coming to the pod legends?? HUGE Hungie Games spoilers ahead!
Welcome to day 5 of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Listen as the hosts guide you through ghosts of 7 wonders past, present, and future.
Heyyyy legends. The narcissists are back, but this time it’s a full length ep. Topics include: Wonka, Waitress, The Boy and The Heron, sh*tting in bookstores, sh*tting at weddings, Sara Bareilles EGOT, Golden Globes nominations, Tate McRae, & beefing with Simone Biles. Stream worthy… we’ll let you be the judge of that… ALSO! There’s still time to submit a nomination for the Legend awards! Categories are: Queendom award Best text never sent Best thing to spend $5 on (aka best bit) Worst man M...
Welcome to day 4 of Narcissismas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Today it’s about the Mozart of our time, Selena Gomez. Tune in to hear Jason iconically say, “They say the day the music died is about Selena Gomez losing her last kidney.” There’s still time to submit a nomination for the Legend awards! Categories are: Queendom award Best text never sent Best thing to spend $5 on (aka best bit) Worst man Most ...
Welcome to Day 3 of Narcissistmas, legends (sky people), where local podcasters, Jason and Alaina (Na’vi), break down the top 12 cultural phenomena just in time for the holiday season. Today we aren’t alone in the studio because Eywa is here to help us dive into the world of James Cameron’s Avatar. We love those blue freaks!!
Welcome to day 2 of Narcissistmas, legends, where local podcasters, Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomena just in time for the holiday season. Today they honor the creation of the GPS, because without her…… girl…. we’re lost!! 5 stars or naughty list xoxo
Welcome to day 1 of Narcissistmas, legends, where local podcasters, Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomena just in time for the holiday season. Today is all about the who, what, where, Wii of the 2006 best selling Christmas present, the Wii. 5 stars or naughty list!!
Ho, ho, ho, Legends! The narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are feeling festive today so they wanted to celebrate by giving some holiday pop culture recommendations. They of course discuss other media recently consumed during this holiday season like Variety’s Actors on Actors, Drag Race S16 promo, DWTS finale, Doja Cat, May December, Gerry from the bachelor, idk honestly!!! Bro please just listen. There’s still time to submit a nomination for the Legend awards! Categories are: Queendom award Best t...
¡Hola leyendas! Welcome to this week’s episode of Narcissists Talking with Jason and Alaina. Big week for the pod! They introduce the categories for the first annual Narcissists Talking Legend Awards 2023, and hint at their upcoming 12 Days of Narcissistmas. Other topics include: No Hard Feelings, Spotify Wrapped, horses, LoTRs Two Towers, & Minneapolis mega murder of crows. They also do a music segment! Okay how fun?? To submit a nominee for the NTLAs, please email podcast producer, George ...
Ello Legends! Jason is back from his iconic London adventure (Yes, Alaina did go to Bemidji too whateverrr!!). The narcissists are giddy to jump on the mic and talk movies: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, Priscilla, The Killers, and—fresh out the theater—Saltburn. They read mail, watch for Reputation TV drop (clowned again I don’t want to talk about it), The Crown, escape rooms, Ariana Grande scatting, suburban miner from TikTok, & so on and so forth. And finally Jason dazzles with detai...
Lots in pop culture this week!! Thank god we have pop culture consumer, Cullen, and Lauren, who has other talents, on the pod! Topics include: Burlesque, Mean Girls trailer, Avatar the Last Airbender trailer, Grammy Noms, People’s magazine hottest man (SNUBBED), Monopoly, and menacing loon. They do a fun blind rank segment, which as I said is fun!! Jason and Alaina also answer Lauren’s questions on what is c*nt and not c*nt. It’s also Alaina’s birthday and she wants 5 stars and Zombies to WIN in...
First your ears, next THE WORLD. The narcissists low key have nothing to talk about lmaoooooo, but they will not be silenced!!! Never back down never surrender!! They did see Killers of the Flower Moon and loved it so they talk all about it and then they just start yapping about god knows what. Topics include: the Dewey Decimal system, Ziwe, Jason’s stye, Noir-vember, jazz trios, soggy arugula, and cold water. Five stars, no? Of course, please email our producer, George Glass, at narcissiststalk...
Ever been wanting to watch Zombies 3 with your friends but you have to buy a wedding dress?? If so, this episode is for you! A lot is covered in this episode, as Jason and Alaina are joined by special guest, Karly Hennen (recently engaged). Coming off Hallowekend, 1989 TV drop, and the full Zombies trilogy, there’s a lot of excitement on the mic. They talk Survivor, Alaina’s 2 big falls (for a man and on the street), seeing The Pope, our anticipated top songs of the year, HSMTMTS, and even SPORT...
Hey leg-ends! How are you doing? Oh good. On this ep the narcissists talk recent musical ventures such as: The Eras Tour film, Dicks: The Musical, Falsettos, The Girl from North Country. They also deep dive into eel reproduction, learn what a geographical “cape” is, and Alaina’s “Justice” spice - all likely things for a pop culture podcast for sure for sureeee. Of course, please email our producer, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com or for all queries, comments, and compliments. Pls i...
BOO! Legends, enter if ye dare bc the ghouls are ringing in Cuntober with a spooky, ooky Halloween ep. The narcissists give their (super highly requested) top fall and Halloween movies, books, and TV recommendations. They then share the official “Top scares of the Year” list that can’t be added to so sorry!!! Prepare for shrill, thrills, and chills. Of course, please email our producer, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com or for all queries, comments, and compliments. Pls indicate if y...
Hey dirty little legends, do we have an ep for you. The narcissists host their highly requested second guest of the podcast- Alaina’s sister, Lillian! She brings (as expected) a specific flavor to the pod!! They kick off the ep with some fan mail before diving into recapping Beetlejuice: the Musical, Alaina’s new strange shows (DWTS, Riverdale), Travis Kelce, and celebrity pregnancy theories. Lilli also lists the 100s of iPad games she plays and the writer of this description simply refused to l...
The narcissists have never said less, yet more at the same time. I (thankless descriptor) fear that Alaina and Jason have LOST IT. In the longest episode yet they update y’all on about recent movies (The Last Five Years, A Haunting in Venice), Chappell Roan’s new album, Joe Jonas CRIMES, LoTR, whatever whatever. The meat of the episode is when they read through emails from their hilarious and dedicated legends!! Y’all make us CRACK up! “Ess good.” Other moments: Alaina answers who she’d rather s...
The narcissists are back recapping media and culture once again! Jason and Alaina talk and talk and talk about many listen-worthy topics such as: The Bear, What we do in the Shadows, Lempicka, silly memes, Drew Barrymore, VMAs, Bodies, Bodies, Bodies, Spotify AI, and sooooo many more you jussssttt have to trust us. They’ve been really into “bits” these days so you get a lot of that this ep. Please Venmo us if you want to use any ($5)! Hope y’all have Hulu! And, well Christ, email us at narcissis...
Well, well, well someone FINALLY read a Narcissists Talking description!! Legends, this episode is the 11th episode special! To celebrate, Jason and Alaina get silly on sweet vermouth and talk pop culture. And TRUST there’s a lot to chat about: HSMTMTS , GUTS , Jonas/Turner divorce, Kylie and Timothee, AHS return, Jimmy Fallon (bad), and Ashton Kutcher (bad). They also report on upcoming films that debuted at film festivals recently, many of which are getting early Oscar buzz. Fun fact: Jason an...
AHHWOOOOO!! Jason and Alaina (the rizzler) are back. They’ve done and seen so much this week and now it’s time to reflect and share. Alaina updates on reading LoTR, Jason is now convinced on camping, and both parties are full (heart and stomach) post state fair. But whatever!! They are most excited to discuss the comedies of the year Bottoms and Theater Camp . Legends you MUST go! As they say a million times it’s sooooooo funny. Also please let Alaina know if SHEEEEEsh is working or not xoxo...
A podcaster is never late!! They release an ep precisely when they mean to! Legends, this ep is a hobbits feast for your ears. After returning to The Shire after saving Alaina’s towed car, Jason and Alaina discuss this week’s highs (HSMTMTS, RW&RB) and lows (Dune 2 delayed, Venus retrograde, MERRY/PIPP). They then open their first emails from real life listeners, and Alaina unpacks her first Lord of the Rings experience (spoiler: she’s obsessed). Finally, they explain the lore of c*nt, and l...
Do you know what Jason’s bday wish was? It was for you to listen to this weeks thrilling episode of Narcissistics Talking!!! We’ve been BOOKED watching, reading, and listening, Legends. We discuss Red, White, and Royal Blue , Only Murders in the Building, Gaylor, Jagged Little Pill, #TeamConrad, TikTok edits- so many good things! Alaina finds a way to sneak in all her favorite topics into one episode! Talent!! “Fist-pump, fist-pump” -Jason. Warning: This is our first R-rated ep, sorry to our ext...
Our mission is podcasting and we accept!!! Today local narcissists, Jason and Alaina, discuss all things Mission Impossible: train fights, Tom Cruise kissing??, blade hands, AI villains, and many more exciting and listen-worthy topics. They also just have fun chit-chatting after a 2 week break. We love to talk! Listen to our podcast!
Hi Barbie! Hi Oppenheimer! Do you ever think about dying, Legends?? We do!! This week we saw Barbie (twice) and Oppenheimer in a back-to-back blowout and let me tell ya it was SUBLIME! We are also joined by a special guest this week!! We’re narcissistics and he’s just… Erik! Enjoy spoiler free reviews before we blow your minds with deep dives, and our nemeses and allies of the week! Similar to Oppenheimer creating the A-Bomb, we fear what dropping this ep means to the future of our world as we k...
