"Yeah I Kicked Her"

Heyyyy legends. The narcissists are back, but this time it’s a full length ep. Topics include: Wonka, Waitress, The Boy and The Heron, sh*tting in bookstores, sh*tting at weddings, Sara Bareilles EGOT, Golden Globes nominations, Tate McRae, & beefing with Simone Biles. Stream worthy… we’ll let you be the judge of that…

ALSO! There’s still time to submit a nomination for the Legend awards! Categories are:

• Queendom award 
• Best text never sent 
• Best thing to spend $5 on (aka best bit)
• Worst man
• Most distinctive era of life
• Taylor swift award for best era
• Best movie we didn’t see 
• Worst trauma to have 
• The shiv toy award for weapon of ass destruction
• Barbie award for achievement in feminism
• Barbenheimer award for biggest frenemies 
• Best movie to see with dad
• Worst movie to see with dad 
• The I’m in the basement award for inconvenience
• Ugly hot award 
• Devastating!  
• The bear award for most stressful place of work
• Best strike
• Lil diva from Dance Moms audition award for most fucked up haircut 
• Movie we wished had a lil frontal  
• Xotchi Gomez award for big star potential
• Best blind singer/actress 
• Biggest insult towards us 
• Biggest threat to us 
• Glizzy award for best nickname 
• Hottie boombody award
• Biggest change 
• Biggest Journey
• Biggest Gag
• Wealth indicator 
• Worst legend 
• Shiv Roy Diva Down Award for biggest fall
• Hat of the year 2023 

To submit a nominee for the NTLAs, please email our producer, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com.