In today’s episode, the boys talk about unwanted perceptions, old people at the club, the levels of maturity, and the yearning to be tied down. I haven't found the girl of my dreams, but I am over looking for her. I just want to be mentally, emotionally, and physically close to someone. The stability that constant love and care brings is too intriguing. But would I just be settling to avoid discomfort and loneliness? The problem is that I don't know if my perfect person even exists. Love may not...
Apr 12, 2022•1 hr 57 min•Ep. 117
In today’s episode, the boys talk about the winner of March’s challenge, perception of demographics, getting denied at the club, trying long distance, and the problem with high standards. Disney fucked us all. It taught girls that a prince aka a high value male will do the mostest for a girl that they barely know. It taught guys that ugly dudes aka Shrek and the Beast could win over the hottest girls by just being themselves. Everyone is looking for the next Cinderella or Prince Charming. Unfort...
Apr 05, 2022•2 hr 29 min
In today’s episode, the boys talk about the positives of over-confidence, being annoyed at first sight, neighborhood Karens, and the power of texting. It’s common knowledge that if a person sends you a "good morning” or a “good night” text, they fuck with you. Is the opposite also true? If a person doesn't text you regularly, does that really mean they don't fuck with you? For the boys the answer is no. For example, if you see someone every night why would you need to text them throughout the da...
Mar 29, 2022•1 hr 56 min•Ep. 115
In today’s episode, the boys talk about their worst thoughts, people who don't like to self advocate, Nappi's chaotic trip to Miami, and friction in Jay's relationship. There will always be a point in every relationship where disagreement arises. Whether it's a boyfriend who wants to go out with his boys too much, a co-worker who believes everyone should do things their way, a wife who only wants to watch rom coms, or a parent who wants you to be a doctor even though you like producing music. Co...
Mar 22, 2022•2 hr 24 min•Ep. 114
In today’s episode, the boys talk about girls circulating nudes, Nappi meeting a NHL player, moving too fast, finding the one, and having doubts. If having cold feet is normal, then how do you know if you found the right one? Doubts are paralyzing to some. It makes it almost impossible to fully commit because you hope to find someone that leaves you without any doubts. But is that realistic? Is true love just looking past the doubts? Or are doubts an indicator that you are settling? One cannot k...
Mar 15, 2022•1 hr 47 min•Ep. 113
In today’s episode, the boys talk about earth’s power, Nappi’s wild LA adventure, and being Cheugy. Growing up, millennials were hyper critiqued by older generations. We were called entitled, lazy, and narcissistic. In reality, we were just empowered, efficient, and individualistic. Every older generation is going to look at younger ones as less than. They provided the foundation to the playground that the younger generations get to use. It’s a feeling of resentment and unappreciation. As teenag...
Mar 08, 2022•2 hr 7 min•Ep. 112
In today’s episode, the boys talk about how culture influences sexual behavior, universal moral truths, the cum jar challenge, and anal. From ass eating to drug use, this shit is not for the light hearted. This may be the most open podcast the boys ever recorded. This is not the episode to listen to in front of your parents, unless your parents are on some freaky shit. We hope your assholes are clean because shit is coming out.
Mar 01, 2022•2 hr 22 min•Ep. 111
In today’s Meat, the boys talk about sexual orientation pressures, step parenting, hoe phase, and their initial masturbation stimuli. But first, Nappi reflects on old Donald Trump tweets. Then, Jay brings food to the show and setups a good ole fashion Muckbang. Shows like Euphoria are a slap in the face to the beautiful innocence of adolescences. High school wasn’t about sex, addiction, and fluidity, it was about was about video games, gushers, and boobs. The one thing Euphoria gets right is the...
Feb 22, 2022•2 hr 24 min•Ep. 110
In today’s Meat, the boys talk about paying on the first date, the effects of being raised in a divorced family, and Nappi’s fly-in from Florida. But first, Nappi discusses the similarities of humans, click bate texters, tomato throwers, and a Valentine’s day test. Then, Jay details the miracle story of how the sperm travelled and found the egg. Love works in mysterious ways. When you want it too much, it never shows itself. When you don’t want it at all, it forces you into it. It is the most po...
Feb 15, 2022•2 hr 49 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about Jay’s recent Uber experiences, the dangers of isolation, and dating with a roster. But first, Nappi discusses Chris crossing apple sauce, feeling your feelings, and feeling like the odd one out. Then, Jay reflects on ufo sightings in history and claims aliens are already here. Being single is complicated. You are expected to go on dates with a variety of people but still hide the fact that you are dating variety of people. The best way to balance this is by cr...
Feb 08, 2022•2 hr 27 min
In today’s Meat, the boys talk about February's challenge, girls being into asses, and receiving a bad kissing review. But first, being a needy person, unexperienced people bragging about sex, fucking virgins, and friends you hated at first. Then, Jay presents an ethical dilemma about sacrificing undeveloped babies. What makes someone a good kisser? Soft lips? Face positioning? Tounge ratio? Confidence? It could be all of these or none of them. What makes someone a good kisser is preference. Yet...
Feb 01, 2022•2 hr 31 min
In today’s Meat, the boys talk about women’s influence on society and men being inherently sexist. But first, hot showers, having Pokémon, horse guys, getting trouble as a kid, and the history of sneaky links. Then, Jay details his epiphany concerning the negative impact of unlimited information. James Brown once said “this is a man’s world.” He followed that statement with an extremely necessary "BUT". See James understood that although men invented cars, trains, boats, and electricity, women w...
Jan 25, 2022•1 hr 59 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about February challenge proposals, Jay stumbling into a drag bar, and Nappi working in night life. But first, Nappi discusses Plankton and Karen's relationship, adding acquaintances on social media, movie themes, and dad friend energy. Then, Jay details the different types of orgasms women experience. The most important goal of a drag queen is to make others believe that their inauthentic physical self is actually their authentic self. We are all in drag. We morph ...
Jan 18, 2022•2 hr 34 min
In today’s Meat, the boys talk about psychics, old horny people, horny v. logical hot, and high maintenance males. But first, Nappi discusses NFTs (Nice Fucking Titties), sex drive, pleasuring your partner, and shooting content with a pornstar. Then, Jay details the evolution, thought process, and aftermath of his instagram photo. Contrary to popular belief, being high maintenance is not sex specific. For some reason it’s an issue for a woman to demand a lot but it is normal and expected out of ...
Jan 11, 2022•2 hr 9 min
In today’s Meat, the boys talk about the first month of Team Nappi v. Team Jay, basing your worth on your relationship, and cup checks. But first, Nappi discusses squish mallows, the problem with dogs, taking a knee, and dating with insecurities. Then, Jay warms the soul by getting nostalgic about nostalgia. Each human’s individual experience is individual. To label a person based on one characteristic is to disregard the beauty of each of our existences. In an attempt to end discriminatory cate...
Jan 04, 2022•2 hr 33 min
In today's Meat, the boys close out the year by bringing back their very first guest from episode 2, Ms. Harely. But first, Nappi discusses about sex breaks, the differences between a whore, slut, and hoe, sex on the first date, cumming quickly, losing your AirPods, and twosomes. Then, Jay evaluates animal bodily fluids that humans eat. Harley has a one of a kind personality with a rack that costed multiple racks. As a high-end stripper, she uses her charm and sex appeal to manipulate men on an ...
Dec 21, 2021•2 hr 24 min
In today’s meat, the boys talk about the importance of speaking up, paying for onlyfans, and porn in relationships. But first, Nappi talks about why guys send dick pics, changing his image, Eskimo bros, and regular girls. Then, Jay details the origins of Hanukkah and Kwanza. Watching porn in a relationship is a double edge sword. On one hand, it allows a partner to spice up their sex life without committing adultery. On the other hand, the addictive aspects of pornography can lead a partner to c...
Dec 14, 2021•2 hr 24 min
In today’s Meat, the boys sit down with Nappi’s ex, Olivia aka @ohoodiee. They take a trip down memory lane and detail the highs, the lows, and the toxicity of their relationship. But first, Nappi discusses deep convos in front of mirrors, attachment styles, love languages, and an update on his cold streak. Then, Jay tests the ex-couple with Arizona State University trivia. Dating someone in college is extremely challenging. There are so many external forces attempting to destroy the sanctity of...
Dec 07, 2021•2 hr 33 min
In today’s meat, the boys talk about Emily’s reaction to some locker room comments, Nappi's night out, and a sus but heartfelt voice note. But first, Nappi talks about guys hyping each other up, quiet girls in class and their potential, and a quote sent in from Nappi’s mom. Then Jay gives us all the facts on the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, a 17-year old boy who fatally shot 2 men and wounded another acquitted on all charges. When you ask someone if another is attractive, you really are asking if the...
Nov 30, 2021•2 hr 28 min
In today’s meat, the boys sit down with Rob Nappi and talk about shower head speeds, canceling plans, and inconsistent attention. But first, Nappi discusses being noisy, asking people personal questions, and dropping out of college. Then, Jay details the evolutionary reason for boredom and encourages people to follow their passion. Momentum is a major indicator for happiness, success, and growth. It’s contagious and it makes people gravitate toward you. But when you have no momentum simple goals...
Nov 23, 2021•2 hr 31 min
In today’s meat, the boys talk about Intern Emily’s vows, everyone wanting perfect, and girl friends. But first, Nappi discusses the original fuck boy, magic carpet rides, and taking drugs from strangers. Then, Jay lists the most consumed foods in America. Being in a relationship comes with unspoken responsibility. Making new friends with attractive people is in the gray area. When does friendship become disrespectful to the partner you’re with? Is the line only crossed when sexual suggestion is...
Nov 16, 2021•2 hr 19 min
In today’s Meat, the boys talk about old people with tats, spitting in girls’ mouths, and tolerance for disrespect. But first, Nappi discusses hoementum, girls with weapons, and Barstool. Then, Jay details the lives of the most hated people in history. People react to disrespect in a multitude of ways. Some ignore it and live their lives in ignorant bliss. Some fight back and don’t take shit from anyone. And some accept it and do nothing. In today’s episode, the boys talk about the best way to h...
Nov 09, 2021•2 hr 9 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about steak bagels, bees and honey, takers and givers, and leaving narcissists. But first, Nappi discusses having kids, how cum is made, seeing people in public, and your ex's parents. Then, Jay examines the personality traits that form the light and dark triads. Unfortunately, most relationships people have in our society are transactional. “I will hang out with you because people will think I’m cooler.” “I will go to your dumbass cocktail party so you fund my next...
Nov 02, 2021•2 hr 4 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about how to eat ass, sprinkles, and a happy ending massages. But first, Nappi discusses formal breakups, using the notes app, and the attractiveness of toxicity. As children, Disney taught us about happy endings. The movies would always consist of a protagonist having to overcome an obstacle to defeat the bad guy. Once the bad guy was defeated, the protagonist would live happily ever after. As we age, we start to realize that Disney was really on some make believe ...
Oct 26, 2021•1 hr 45 min
The boys talk about moving on from exes and Nappi hitting 1 million followers. Subscribe to the Sus Zone at https://www.patreon.com/nappiandjay
Oct 19, 2021•1 hr 14 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about Dave Chappelle’s comedy special, adoption, and freezing a girl’s eggs. But first, Nappi discusses moms that can cook, growing up in New York, exes moving on, and naming shit. Then, Jay examines the current state of divorce in the US and the effects it has on children. What came first, the sperm or the egg? Being an unbiased male, I would have to unequivocally say the sperm. On second thought, if a sperm swims and never finds an egg then the sperm dies regardle...
Oct 19, 2021•2 hr 26 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about cum clean up, giving head to someone you’re not attracted to, and dirty talk v. silence. But first, Nappi discusses shaky legs, diversifying, loyalty, and myspace rankings. Then, Jay details the symptoms associated with Dissociate Identity Disorder aka Multiple Personality Disorder and the boys do some role playing. Most attribute great sex to the physical sensation or emotional connection. However, almost all great sex has some form of communication. Whether ...
Oct 12, 2021•2 hr 31 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about girls on top, making s’mores, placenta, and pierced nipples. But first, Nappi discusses getting cummed in, heated toilet seats, snoring, and kissing in the morning. Then, Jay evaluates laws that have been repealed due to being too ridiculous. Piercing ones nipples says a lot about a person. For one, it says you are comfortable enough with your body to unapologetically expose it to the piercer. Second, it shows your resistance to conform to what society conside...
Oct 05, 2021•1 hr 59 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about ambiguous friendships, getting paid to be naked, Intern Emily, and Nappi’s attempt at celibacy. But first, Nappi discusses pop culture liars, ecstasy, and the tiring life of an adult. Then, Jay examines the different ways animals use poop. With love comes heartbreak. With heartbreak comes emotional distress. With emotional distress comes paralysis. With paralysis comes nothing. You remain stagnant. Sometimes trying to find the love of your life is counterintui...
Sep 28, 2021•2 hr 8 min
In today’s Meat the boys talk about the best wingman, date ideas, Nappi’s vs Jay’s dating strategies, and love bombing. But first, Nappi discusses tinder manipulation, Virgo bullshit, favorite months, and the start of fall. Then, Jay provides statistics on virgins and highlights the most famous virgins of all time. Who would ever think that showing too much affection would be deemed toxic, narcissistic, and manipulative? According to Urban Dictionary, love bombing occurs when someone showers a p...
Sep 21, 2021•3 hr 12 min
