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S4E014: Sumo Solves the Apocalypse and Invents Audio Braille

Mar 24, 20261 hr 26 minSeason 4Ep. 14
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Guess who named this episode.

Gerald the Dolphin, so long and thanks for all the fish, Sumo’s seen a lot of people die.

How to call pigs, square dancing, bedazzling, Long Black Train, jangly floppy women.

The story of the Chinese farmer.

Sumo’s kind of like Jesus but not in a blasphemous way.

There is no cabal, you just want to reject the spark of divinity within you because you’re scared.

You are not small, insignificant or meaningless.

Nukes aren’t real.

The craziest thing Sumo’s ever said.

The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect.

“Must Read Poems of the 21rst Century”

The real answer will not come pre-packaged.

What if you could have anything, would you still want it?

Bad trouble, symbolism must be a dead end.

All that remains is what can’t be controlled.

Free verse poetry but in sex form.

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