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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

Sumo & Kavimapsoc.org

MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system. 

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Episodes

S4E019: Paranormal Storytime with Special Guest Elliot Spear

An American hymn. Paranormal story adventures. The hantavirus situation, normies can’t manifest anything, he who seeks will find. Are we influencers? Chud the builder and screaming racial slurs at people in public. Racial differences and justice in America, the victim mindset. Interview with Elliot Spear about his paranormal adventures. Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Becom...

May 20, 20261 hr 33 minSeason 4Ep. 19

S4E018: You’re Not Gay Enough

Kavi forgets that they invented trans-universal communication in the last episode. You’re not gay enough. Bronze Age Pervert, the fertility crisis and bringing back the rainbow. BAPist masculinity vs Trad masculinity. Peacocking, leisure and piracy vs dependability, employment and simulated violence. Arguing about the Shroud of Turin. The Great Male Renunciation. You’ve been conditioned by capitalism. Why would anyone want to have sex with people who aren’t beautiful? The reign of beige, beige c...

May 01, 20262 hr 6 minSeason 4Ep. 18

S4E017: Love, Lust and an Airplane

High-powered law offices and old-timey America. Stories about Sumo as a time-travelling immortal. The voice of Satan for the show. A political solution to the world’s problem won’t work. Protesting is peasant-coded. Silent film stars, fat people then vs fat people now, crazy names in the past. The SPLC situation. Pro-wresting is real and the world is fake. Sumo has boots in many puddles. Citizenship. Sumo’s milking it so hard. People don’t like being poked in the axioms. What if there’s nothing ...

Apr 27, 20261 hr 32 minSeason 4Ep. 17

S4E016: Hot Takes

Sumo joins the Frank and Brady show to discuss qntm’s There is No Antimemetics Division. Also discussed: podcast marriages, hot takes and jestermaxxing, author fetishes, burning bibles and icons, koans, nihilism, EPIC: The Musical, how there’s still great art being made, the explosion of technical competence in all fields, loving people by having fun, how mundane acts of kindness conquer cosmic evil, retvrn is cope, agency laundering, the overwhelming and nearly impossible to believe degree to w...

Apr 13, 20263 hr 10 minSeason 4Ep. 16

S4E015: Late Night Podcasting

Podcast reaction content! Featuring the Smokestack plus Duke of Alba conversation. Flashbacks to Covid, refineries exploding, multiple large files ongoing. A grand strategy for energy independence. Bringing Venezuela into American influence and control, what if there’s actually an underlying strategy to everything? The rules-based international order. Being unprepared for things in the current year. Doomer philosophy, Chinese military theory. Nothing is going to percolate up to the policy makers...

Mar 31, 20262 hr 46 minSeason 4Ep. 15

S4E014: Sumo Solves the Apocalypse and Invents Audio Braille

Guess who named this episode. Gerald the Dolphin, so long and thanks for all the fish, Sumo’s seen a lot of people die. How to call pigs, square dancing, bedazzling, Long Black Train, jangly floppy women. The story of the Chinese farmer. Sumo’s kind of like Jesus but not in a blasphemous way. There is no cabal, you just want to reject the spark of divinity within you because you’re scared. You are not small, insignificant or meaningless. Nukes aren’t real. The craziest thing Sumo’s ever said. Th...

Mar 24, 20261 hr 26 minSeason 4Ep. 14

S4E013: The Problem with Being God

Current day Judaism is more anti-Christ than any other religion in the world. What an empire normally does vs hastening the end of the world. What happens if they build the Third Temple and nothing happens? Islamo-Christian vs Judeo-Christian. Genocidal maniacs in the U.S. government. Racism is bad. Micro-aggressions make up for Macro-aggressions. Don’t return your shopping cart, Freud was never wrong (except when he was). Everyone in America is a psychopath, that’s the secret sauce. Sumo is con...

Mar 09, 20261 hr 59 minSeason 4Ep. 13

S4E012: Haunted by Anti-memes

Garfield lore and the reality of adversarial thought forms. Sumo’s comprehensive guide to understanding, perceiving and combating mythological creatures. Ideas exist even if nobody currently holds them. Memes and genes. People don’t have ideas, ideas have people. Numerical Platonism Demons vs memes, Cognitohazards and non-human incorporeal beings. Containment methods. The anti-meme, self-keeping secrets, what if everyone’s already seen Bigfoot ten thousand times. Change blindness, the brain is a...

Feb 26, 20262 hr 24 minSeason 4Ep. 12

S4E011: Local Hobo Discovers Tiny Man

Charlie Kirk, Candace Owens and Erika Kirk. The Parable of the Dishonest Steward. People don’t know what they are. Kirkegaard and Trump is kind of like a drag queen. How to sex chickens, Diogenes, Alexander the Great and Aristotle. Jeffrey Epstein didn’t judge people Charlie Kirk was Candace Owen’s gay bestie. Charlie was constantly getting stones in his basket. Everyone on the right is pretending to be white and straight but they’re actually brown and gay. Everyone on the left is pretending to ...

Feb 21, 20261 hr 28 minSeason 4Ep. 11

S4E010: If Nothing is True, What Do You Do?

What happens after the lord of the rings? Whale roads, facts don’t exist, be free! How do you have a fact-less epistemology? Most of academia is a loop, or trails off into a phantasm. Put a constant on it. Where Big G comes from. You really can’t believe anything. Greek people are kind of swarthy. The first T-Rex, dinosaurs are fake, just 10 more shots bro. All cuisines were invented by hotels. Freud killed philosophy. Leftests are straight people pretending to be gay, right-wingers are gay peop...

Feb 07, 20261 hr 55 minSeason 4Ep. 10

S4E009: A Blasphemous Mood Board into the Luciferian Heart of all Darkness

Weather and the end of the world. Prepping, Mormonism, working out to by physically perfect. This is our most schizophrenic show yet. Westworld. The Bicameral Mind, consciousness begins in the Iliad. The story is the heart of the universe. Being designed to ignore things that might hurt you. There is no anti-memetics division. Agency laundering. All of science tells you that you’re worthless, your actions don’t matter, you don’t have agency or even exist. Is the church another smokescreen? The s...

Jan 27, 20261 hr 24 minSeason 4Ep. 9

S4E008: Podcastception

Sumo wears his boots when podcasting. Podcast reaction content and how society got from there to here. Password advice, Toyotathon in space, be sure to subscribe for free foot pics. Roderick on the line, a case study of how we got here. Fleeing to California to seek your fortune, when the iPhone and apps were brand new. Hipsters, Millennials and Foursquare. When apple trees grow pears, Nicolae Ceaușescu, trans kids, “The Romanians had a culture of lying.” Boomers and Gen X only understand top-do...

Jan 17, 20261 hr 40 minSeason 4Ep. 8

S4PYWLL002: Killing a Good Woman

The Renee Good situation. Why is there a dinosaur in the background and what does this mean? George Floyd and Waynel Sexton. Weird Biden glitches, weird Kyle Rittenhouse glitches. You can’t be a mystic if you own a smartphone. What is it bad on purpose? Almost everyone will never see the dinosaur. Everything you fear is fake. The Sovereign Citizen position. Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Be...

Jan 12, 202612 min

S4E007: Who Is Gay?

An African pastor with a very loud shirt. Sumo’s black and doesn’t work, where’s his parade? Home renovations and Smokestack’s weirdly small toes. Smokestack digs a hole, some people just have dwarfish genes and need to tunnel. Finding guns in walls. Which side are we really on and who is gay? There’s a spectrum of gays. Orgone energy and cloud busters. Politics exists to break your brain. Who hasn’t hooked up with Destiny? The Venezuela situation, they’re super conservative. No abortion, gay ma...

Jan 10, 20261 hr 43 minSeason 4Ep. 7

S4E006: Black Girl Magic and the Book of Tobit vs Skyrim

The Shroud of Turin, it’s fake and you’re all insane. How photography works. Every photo negative of black people has been scrubbed from the Internet. How to fake your own Shroud of Turin. The shroud contradicts the Biblical account of the crucifixion and resurrection. What does faith mean? Everyone from Italy and France are third-worlders. Why does God want faith and why doesn’t he give us proof? Cargo cult Christianity. Real faith creates new stuff, theology will always lead you astray, you ca...

Jan 01, 20261 hr 53 minSeason 4Ep. 6

S4E005: Hobby Shop Americans

The Lost Generation article by Jacob Savage. Smokestack isn’t white?! People who aren’t white leading the cause for white vengeance, identity games are spinning out of control, taking it out on white-skinned minorities. White women get all the benefits. Aryans have never been worried about racial purity. Why don’t we get to write bad TV shows? Make your own opportunities. Erika Kirk, people mourn differently, how many views are influencers going to get. Tim Pool and his seven alleged SWAT attemp...

Dec 23, 20251 hr 50 minSeason 4Ep. 5

S4PYWLL001 with Special Guest Walter Bismark

An interview with special guest Walter Bismarck. Links waltbismarck.com Tortuga Media Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp...

Dec 19, 202514 min

S4E004: Maximum Disfigurement

Pete Hegseth’s penis, Hunter Biden (for all his faults). Sumo goes to camp, Americana is here under your nose, if you can’t find that then it’s your fault. People don’t understand what America was and what it can be. No holds barred, rending and tearing and a magic circle. James Bowie’s knife, Davie Crocket was a psychopath, John Jerimiah (liver eating) Johnson and the insane bloodlust on the edge of the world. The Wild West and the Antebellum South. The difference between politicians then and n...

Dec 16, 20251 hr 32 minSeason 4Ep. 4

S4E003: Gay Cottage Maxing

Adolph Hitler gets elected in Namibia again except he’s black now. Talking about comics and the Hulk. Whatever you give attention to is what you create. An agregore of nonsense, the way to fight against it is to not care about it. Focus on the light, not the darkness. George Orwell, nothing ever changes, the meaning of genocide, using fancy words and foreign words in English. Yeshua, Christian hipsters and Judaizers. The Septuagint and Masoretic texts, the real name of Jesus. Prior to recording ...

Dec 02, 20251 hr 32 minSeason 4Ep. 3

S4E002: The Sex Episode with Special Guests Godward and Jess

Schrodinger’s blowjob and the curious case of the Epstein files flip flop. Bannon’s Epstein ties and the gayest thing in the world. Ratcheting up the crank. The only winning move against the machine is to not play. J.D. Vance’s rise to power helped by an actual gay vampire. Sumo’s neighborhood witch. Sumo’s fight with Tani, when given opportunities people don’t say no to the system. Self-righteousness is your sin. A Lutheran goblin man and the It. Sumo tries to make the show not X-rated. Mother ...

Nov 25, 20252 hr 48 minSeason 4Ep. 2

S4E001: Space Weather

Multiple podcast dimensions and seasons. Sumo gets banned from chess.com and also talks about street chess and chess boxing. Card magic and how it applies to conspiracy theory, philosophy and theology. You have to question your initial assumptions. The new mayor of New York. Scientists don’t like being proved wrong. The only vote that matters. Lichenstein is dead now. You can’t be a rich philosopher. Disassembling post-modernism, puppy love, language and describing things only with verbs. Decons...

Nov 19, 20251 hr 27 minSeason 4Ep. 1

S3E100: Together Through Time

The continued adventures of the MAPSOC crew now with total enhancement. For best results watch the video version here: https://mapsoc.org/s3e100/ Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack Buy Us a Tibetan Herb...

Nov 10, 202541 minSeason 3Ep. 100

S3E099: Purveyors of Nonsense

Let it be. America’s never been stronger, poetry, the Jabberwocky. Appreciating the nonsense of language. Lewis Carol, George McDonald and C.S. Lewis. Californication, people don’t listen to the lyrics of music but Sumo hears words quite well. Glossolalia, the world is made out of language. Children growing up without language. There’s a linguistic barrier that affects how you see the world. The primary sin of modernity The way you use words structures your reality. The modern world is dead and ...

Oct 31, 20251 hr 25 minSeason 3Ep. 99

S3E098: A Shield Against the Infinite

The Gospel in the Zodiac, everything with ancient religion was star magic. A city and its light pollution are a shield against existential dread. Everything is star magic; it always has been. Boot-licking and talking about the Walking Dead TV show. Maybe modernity isn’t so bad plus praise for Hillary Clinton. Arguing with Strawstack, the only way the system works is if you become what you don’t like. If America stopped existing billions of people would starve to death. Organized crime is at leas...

Oct 19, 20252 hr 3 minSeason 3Ep. 98

S3E097: A Mistuned Resonance of the Soul with Special Guest Josh

Names. Homeopathy and alternative medicine. Physical ailments caused by the mind. Morphogenics, Rupert Sheldrake and Terence McKenna. Hybrid animals. Spiritual realms based on numerology combined with homeopathic medicine. Emotional causes of disease. Greek philosophy and Christianity. The American psyche and how Americans view the soul. Glasses only make your eyes worse. Gonorrheal discharge can be a blessing. Stories about visits from the Men in Black. Homeopathy is completely unregulated in t...

Oct 10, 20251 hr 53 minSeason 3Ep. 97

S3E096: The Source of all the Cringe

A beginner’s guide to supernatural powers. Sigmund Freud, Carl Jung and therapy. Repression and Fate. Why do people think Jordan Peterson is crazy now? Niels Bohr and his horseshow, people arguing about the Pope. Inventions of the industrial revolution replacing jobs previously done by slaves. The psychic realm has changed, the old cosmology and rituals no longer cut it. Multiple personalities manifesting into physical ailments. Pacebos and Nocebos. The Anima and the Animus. We live in a society...

Oct 04, 20251 hr 30 minSeason 3Ep. 96

S3E095: Nazis are Trying to get Your Children to Atlantis

The Greek word Pneuma. Sumo rants about the church fathers and online Catholics. Everyone needs their own personal head canon to be valid. Hallucinations on both sides, what can you do? Kavi’s adventures living in Africa. Suspicious detailed text messages from Charlie Kirk’s shooter. Who is winning on either side? The public is stupid and so is A/B testing. The Eternal Return. College sports and Sumo used to be a frat bro. The universe is made of language and language has degraded over time. Cha...

Sep 26, 20251 hr 35 minSeason 3Ep. 95

S3E094: Techno-Babbling Over Nonsense

Part 1 The Charlie Kirk shooting. Photography, optics, film and physics. This show is really about A.I., the A.I. is inside of you. Making up data to fill holes in a narrative. The George Floyd narrative. Fishy things about the Charlie Kirk narrative. Maybe the human mind can’t distinguish between image and reality. All video is for entertainment purposes only. Did the Ukrainian girl even exist? Fishing things about that incident. Caution is warranted. Possible motivations for all the fakery. Im...

Sep 12, 20252 hr 42 minSeason 3Ep. 94

S3E093: Basement-Tier Satanism with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings

What’s been going on with MyFitnessFeelings? Florida is awful and full of leathery swamp people. How the Miller Fabian plot to bring the world under the control of the British Empire became the opposite. The Fabian Society, the Labour Party, secret societies aren’t even that secret. The shift to the destruction of Britishness itself. Why we have woke capital today. Barack Obama the Fabian socialist, wolves in sheep’s clothing, conservatives don’t get it, androgenous culture. The Alex Jones probl...

Sep 02, 20251 hr 33 minSeason 3Ep. 93

S3E092: A 100% Chance of Schizophrenia

Matisyahu, changing identities, the Microsoft secret room, Plato’s form of the personal computer and computer pranks. The Star Mirror book. Indie horror games, VHS tapes and floppy discs. The tragedy of the commons, the Scottish girl with the Axe. Blank statism and toy dogs. Performing metaphysical surgery. The cosmic symmetry of Heaven and Earth, Egyptian cosmology and how the pyramids mirror the stars. Trying to bring Heaven down to Earth? The Three Kings. The Mazzaroth and how the Zodiac cons...

Aug 28, 20251 hr 57 minSeason 3Ep. 92
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