Klaus is back on his hybrid bullsh*t and Sheriff Ellen Degeneres accidentally shoots someone. Damon is dying from a werewolf bite so Elena feels bad and kisses him. Cheyenne and Nichole celebrate the season finale by getting drunk and going on multiple tangents including: why couples shouldn’t workout together, adult themes of suicide in The Incredibles, and vampire doms on Tumblr. Follow @mysticballspod on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter. Contact us at mysticballspod@gmail.com ....
Apr 21, 2022•1 hr 50 min•Season 2Ep. 22
Klaus gathers his team of goddess girl bosses to perform the much awaited ritual. The Squad fumbles the bag over and over while trying to save Elena’s life and forget to save Jenna’s. Nichole compares the new Bridgerton season to Euphoria and Cheyenne thinks everyone at the Grammys looked like a clown. Follow @mysticballspod on Tiktok, Instagram, and Twitter. Contact us at mysticballspod@gmail.com
Apr 07, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 21
Klaus would be so close to executing his plan to become a vampire-werewolf hybrid if it weren’t for these meddling kids. Damon force feeds Elena his blood but feels bad about it. Caroline and Matt hide in a dungeon together and Elena is prepped for the sacrifice. Cheyenne and Nichole talk about the illegal slay drug celebrities use and learn the meaning of pizzle. Follow @mysticballspod on Tiktok, Instagram, and Twitter. Contact us at mysticballspod@gmail.com
Mar 31, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 20
Damon and Stefan are upset because Elena is showing signs of self-sufficiency. Jenna finds out that vampires are real and Klaus has a body reveal. Cheyenne and Nichole play a deranged round of Smash or Pass. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter. Contact us at mysticballspod@gmail.com
Mar 17, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 2Ep. 19
Mystic Falls High has another Decades Dance. Klaus is still stuck in Alaric’s body. Bonnie pulls the ultimate prank by dying. Nichole and Cheyenne dive into the cesspool that is the Snapchat Discovery feed. They also sing a lot (sorry.) Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter. Contact us at mysticballspod@gmail.com
Mar 09, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 18
Elena becomes a homeowner. Bonnie steals the spotlight by deciding to sacrifice herself. Katherine is switching teams faster than a bi girl on tiktok and Alaric gets body-hacked. Nichole played Flappy Bird at Dave and Busters and Cheyenne was impacted at a young age by Jenna Marbles’ boob tutorial. They put their heads together to answer the age old question: would you bang your own doppelganger? Follow @mysticballspod on Tiktok, Instagram, and Twitter. Contact us at mysticballspod@gmail.com...
Mar 02, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 2Ep. 17
Elena’s girls' night goes south when Luka gets set on fire. Caroline sings Eternal Flame by the Bangles. Katherine LARPs as Elena. Cheyenne finds out she looks way hotter as a man and Nichole discusses the current state of the cryptocurrency market. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter. Email us at mysticballspod@gmail.com.
Feb 23, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Season 2Ep. 16
Damon and Alaric throw a dinner party and serve up some murder. Stefan opens up about his bad boy past and Elena stabs herself. Cheyenne and Nichole fall to their knees in front of their podcasting equipment in regards to Rihanna's baby bump reveal and discuss the horrifying nature of influencer families. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter. Contact us at mysticballspod@gmail.com
Feb 02, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Season 2Ep. 15
Elena and Stefan almost die during a baecation. Bonnie and Jeremy roofie Luka and then makeout. Nichole and Cheyenne beat the dead horse that is the West Elm Caleb story, review Netflix’s Cheer, and unpack how scary it is to pump gas. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, TikTok, and Twitter.
Jan 26, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 14
Jules tries to recruit Tyler into her wolf pack and Caroline gets tortured with a water gun in a trailer. Damon takes a bubble bath with a hot news anchor. Cheyenne is mistaken for a rapper and Nichole hates what white men have done to weed. Follow @mysticballspod on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter.
Jan 19, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 2Ep. 13
Damon is bummed because his slam-piece is dying from a werewolf bite, so he volunteers Elena to play nurse. Caroline finds herself in a love triangle and Jules tells Tyler more werewolves are a-coming. Cheyenne celebrates her 24th in a naked way and Nichole goes off the grid. Follow @Mysticballspod on Tiktok, Instagram, and Twitter.
Jan 12, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 12
Tyler completes his first werewolf transition with the help of his sponsor Caroline. The gang traps Elena in her house because she keeps trying to unalive herself and Bonnie tries to de-spell the yoni egg with the help of Luka. Cheyenne talks about legendary girl boss Elizabeth Holmes and Nichole spreads Covid misinformation. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, TikTok, and Twitter.
Dec 21, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 11
Elena wants to sacrifice herself to Klaus and Jeremy risks his life to take the moonstone from Katherine. Caroline and Tyler discover the true erotic nature of turning into a werewolf. Cheyenne and Nichole say a hearty mazel tov to Trisha Paytas on her marriage and discuss newfound knowledge of Nancy Reagan’s top game. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter.
Dec 15, 2021•1 hr 16 min•Season 2Ep. 10
Elena interrogates Katherine about her past. Jeremy tries to seduce Bonnie but gets cock-blocked by a warlock. Damon and Rose try to find Klaus and end up finding their way into each other’s pants. Nichole comes out as a Charlie Puth stan and Cheyenne talks about accidentally playing a game of billiards. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter.
Dec 07, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Season 2Ep. 9
Elena is held hostage at a gorgeous Neo-Classical mansion, Caroline spills the beans about vampires to Tyler, and Elijah makes a fruity first impression. Cheyenne and Nichole make a bet about a certain celebrity's sexuality and count down the days until Jeff Bezos is emperor of Mars. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter.
Nov 23, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 8
Elena is in her Reputation era because everyone left her out to do a murder, Bonnie and Jeremy have some weird sexual chemistry, and Tyler accidentally kills a high schooler named Sarah. Cheyenne suspects she might be going through something and Nichole recounts the time she staked out a Dairy Queen parking lot. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter.
Nov 16, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Season 2Ep. 7
Mystic Falls is setting up for the masquerade ball and the goss has never been hotter. Jeremy and Damon set out to interrogate Mason about whether or not he’s been keeping the moonstone in his butthole, Bonnie finally forgives Caroline for killing her slam piece, and Elena wears jeggings. Stefan and Elena break up (it’s not a prank). Nichole fantasizes about being a court jester and Cheyenne is offended that she hasn’t been harrassed at the gym. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Tiktok, and T...
Oct 26, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Season 2Ep. 6
Hot Uncle Mason is still on the hunt for the moonstone and Tyler and Jeremy have a bro out. The Salvator boys are nearly assassinated at a lemonade stand. Cheyenne and Nichole discuss the absolute chokehold Tiktoker Emily Mariko has on the girlies and claim that men should not be allowed to wear backpacks. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter.
Sep 28, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 5
Damon goes werewolf hunting at Aunt Jenna’s fake ass barbecue and Stefan tortures Katherine to find out why she is back in town. Elena is mad Stefan won’t text her back and they end up breaking up (as a prank). Cheyenne imprinted on a spaghetti squash and Nichole just knows OJ Simpson is Khloe Kardashion’s real dad. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter.
Sep 22, 2021•58 min•Season 2Ep. 4
Caroline is learning how to vampire so Stephen takes on the grueling task of babysitting her while Damon and Elena go on another road trip. Mason Lockwood is a werewolf (surprise!) and Alaric kisses Aunt Jenna. Nichole and Cheyenne inaccurately claim that Kacey Musgraves’s new divorce album was released in response to John Mulaney’s pregnancy scandal. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter.
Sep 14, 2021•58 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Caroline is transitioning into a vampire, Mystic Falls is hosting a dumb carnival, and Elena just wants to have a normal day! Damon and Stefan are trying to sus out what supernatural creature the Lockwoods are. Cheyenne talks about a recent run-in with a psychic and Nichole survived a panic attack on vacation. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, TikTok, and Twitter.
Sep 07, 2021•56 min•Season 2Ep. 2
What does Mystic Balls and Katherine have in common? We’re both back and as unhinged as ever. Caroline is fighting for her life in the hospital after a near-fatal car accident, Jeremy tries to become a vampire, and Damon figures out he didn’t kiss Elena. Mason Lockwood makes his TVD debut at the mayor's funeral wearing a wifebeater and ill fitting jeans. Cheyenne and Nichole discuss The Bachelorette's masturbation ban and debate the ethics of 18 year old Olivia Rodrigo dating a 24 year old clout...
Aug 31, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Cheyenne and Nichole celebrate the season 1 finale with a Vampire Diaries drinking game. In the spirit of Founder’s day, Uncle John plans to kill all the vampires with the Gilbert invention. Meanwhile, Stefan is still worried that Damon and Elena are too close for comfort and Katherine makes her entrance. In the intermission, Nichole gets vulnerable and reads her poetry on the pod and Cheyenne gets targeted ads for Brazilian butt lifts. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter....
May 04, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 22
Isobel is back baby and she wants the invention! Bonnie’s bangs are still not great. Damon and Elena get closer which is weird for Stefan. Oh, and Elena’s uncle is actually Elena’s daddy. Nichole and Cheyenne talk Gabbie Hanna, laser hair removal, and how to be an LGBTQ+ ally when traditional gender roles are kinda hot. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter.
Apr 27, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Damon and Stefan flashback to the night they became vampires. Stefan has white boy guilt meanwhile Damon and Alaric team up to follow a lead on vampire MILF Isobel. Cheyenne talks about her trip to a bootleg summer camp and Nichole says she would not have a threesome with Cheyenne. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter.
Apr 20, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 20
Elena and Caroline compete against each other in the Miss Mystic Falls pageant. Bonnie gets bangs and Stefan kidnaps a beauty queen. Nichole and Cheyenne butcher a british accent for a large portion of the podcast and talk about the sexual politics of cat people versus dog people. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter.
Apr 13, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Mystic Falls is celebrating 150 years by throwing a big party where all the teens get drunk. Stefan is fiending for human blood after his relapse, Jeremy just won’t get over the death of his high school girlfriend, and Uncle John shows up. Nichole and Cheyenne argue over what constitutes legitimate cannibalism. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter.
Apr 06, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Elena, Damon, and Alaric team up to save Stefan from a vampire fraternity house while Caroline stumbles upon a dead body. Cheyenne is obsessed with Trisha Paytas and Nichole remembers the time she got blocked by the hottest girl at their high school. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, TikTok, and Twitter.
Mar 30, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Stefan and Elena try to have a supernatural-free day by planning a double date with Matt and Caroline while Pearl is running a vampire content house. Nichole and Cheyenne discuss the Meghan Markle interview, reclaiming the C-word, and the time Cheyenne encountered the Kardashian children and their fleet of nannies at the park. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter.
Mar 16, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Mystic Falls throws a fundraiser raffling off the towns most eligible bachelors and Damon realizes he banged Elena’s mom/Alaric’s wife. Nichole and Cheyenne judge each other's oral hygiene habits. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, TikTok, and Twitter.
Mar 09, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 15
