The gang finally opens the tomb to Bonnie and her Grams’s dismay. Cheyenne gets on her soapbox about the pitfalls of corporate feminism and Nichole has some confessions about her American girl dolls. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter.
Mar 02, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 14
The hunt for the magical cookbook continues, Bonnie is kidnapped after karaoke at Panera Bread, and Damon catches Stefan and Elena digging up a grave. Nichole and Cheyenne try to explain fracking and marriage equality. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter.
Feb 23, 2021•1 hr 1 min
Mystic High puts on a decades dance and a vampire brawl breaks out. Nichole misses Donald Trump and Cheyenne seeks male validation. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter.
Feb 16, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Damon takes Elena on a road trip to a bar in Georgia. Stefan bonds with Bonnie’s hot grandma. Nichole and Cheyenne take an intermission to talk about the last time they pooped their pants. Follow @mysticballspod on Tiktok, Instagram, and Twitter
Feb 09, 2021•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Logan’s back and he’s still a 6/10. Mayor Lockwood tries to start a teen fight club. Caroline gets kidnapped and Elena and Stefan do it after a high school career fair. Cheyenne and Nichole reminisce about Miss-Me-jean-ass-rash. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, TikTok, and Twitter
Feb 02, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 10
There’s a new history teacher in town and he’s hot. Bonnie gets possessed in a jack and jill bathroom. Nichole wants to wear a corset not in a hot way but in a repressed way and Cheyenne finally escapes frog TikTok. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Twitter, and Tiktok
Jan 26, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Damon compels Caroline to throw a party. Stefan’s friend Lexi comes to visit. Nichole struggles with her fear of wearing outside clothes in her bed and Cheyenne talks more about vaping. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter.
Jan 19, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Vicki loses her shit. Nichole talks Cheyenne off of a body dysmorphia cliff and the girls discuss Justin Bieber’s claim that Anne Frank would have been a belieber. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Twitter, and Tiktok
Jan 12, 2021•54 min•Season 1Ep. 7
Nichole spoils a huge part of the show in the first 5 minutes. Vicki dances in her underwear to the dismay of Nichole and Cheyenne. Katherine makes her first appearance in a flashback to 1864 and is most definitely a top. The show continues to literally ignore slavery. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Twitter, and Tiktok.
Jan 05, 2021•56 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Cheyenne and Nichole discuss the morality of hosting a sexy car wash fundraiser in honor of a dead teacher. Damon rots away in the Salvatore cellar while Stefan gaslights Elena again. Vicki calls out elitism and Bonnie overreacts. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, TikTok, and Twitter
Dec 22, 2020•56 min•Season 1Ep. 5
Nichole and Cheyenne enjoy the Founder’s Ball! They rejoice as the show ends its makeout drought and question if men have the capacity for emotional intimacy. Shane Dawson comes up again and Nichole offers unwarranted relationship advice. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Twitter, and Tiktok.
Dec 15, 2020•54 min•Season 1Ep. 4
Cheyenne and Nichole cheer as Mr. Tanner is drained of his blood and discuss whether vampire/human sex is consensual. They postulate whether or not Elena is an attention whore for having dead parents. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok
Dec 08, 2020•59 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Nichole and Cheyenne get to know the characters of The Vampire Diaries. They also discuss the Chuck E. Cheese pizza conspiracy and kissing scene lighting. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok
Dec 08, 2020•52 min•Season 1Ep. 2
In which Nichole and Cheyenne begin their Vampire Diaries journey. They argue about the respective hotness of each brother. Cheyenne claims she has been inundated by frog tiktoks. Follow @mysticballspod on Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok
Dec 08, 2020•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 1
