Top 3 Archrivals In My Life

Whether it's the toaster that burns every slice no matter the setting, the spider that resides in the corner of our living room, or that one traffic light that always seems to change red when we're running late, we all engage in daily battles with various nemeses. In the podcast, you'll learn ours so that if you ever see us IRL, you can annoy us endlessly. Broached topics: selling our souls through ASMR, starting a pod sans Cara, the difficulty of the word archrival, tarps, Grayson the listmaker, ocean water siphoning, rivers leading to oceans??, long lawn = no bueno for weed basements, retired boners, sanding your facial hair, indistinguishable twins Jen Aniston and Michelle Obama, "appy hour" origins, revenge calculus, Cara's REAL archenemies, podcast betting, and the ever elusive "famous" rival sports teams.

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