I sure hope you brought your appetite this week, because we're talking about all things dessert. This episode is NOT sponsored by Big Insuline. We are joined once more this week by our talented and opinionated friend and guest co-host, Mackenzie! See our friend Mackenzie's work on her instagram @macatzie . Follow us @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Email us at mytopeverythingpodcast@gmail.com with topic suggestions, comments, or questions. We're on Bluesky now! Join the conversation at @my...
Aug 19, 2025•59 min•Ep. 40
Unpopular opinions: everyone's got 'em. Popular opinions: everyone's got 'em and for most people, they are the same. Things I hate that are unpopular opinions: Three of us have them, it totally makes sense, we don't get confused by the topic, you listen to this, find it fascinating and enraging, and tell all your friends about us! Today we establish ourselves as the pariah's as we talk about things people love to love and we love to hate! Follow us @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Email us...
Aug 05, 2025•44 min•Ep. 39
Hey, I think we're going to have to pull off at the next exit. No, it's number twooOOOOo OMG PULL OVER NOW I'M GONNA - 💩 Sorry listeners that are on a road trip, the last thing we want is for you, like us, to lose your fading grip on your bowels and sully your pantaloons! This week, our courageous hosts bare it ALL with stories about sh**ting their pants. No subtext, no metaphors, if you proceed with listening to this episode, do so with the full understanding of what you're heading into. Follo...
Jul 22, 2025•1 hr•Ep. 38
🌞🌦️👗👒 OHHHH IT'S SUMMER TIME, BABY! Oh, you're telling me it's been summer for over a month? DON'T CARE, late, great, and looking to date is how we ROLL! Join us this week as we talk about our asbolute favorite, top, prime summer activities. Some of them may not be as you expect! Follow us @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Email us at mytopeverythingpodcast@gmail.com with topic suggestions, comments, or questions. We're on Bluesky now! Join the conversation at @mytopeverything.com on Bl...
Jul 08, 2025•37 min•Ep. 37
I know you're reading this on an iPhone or Android device right now. Have you ever gone behind enemy lines, fraternized with the devil and tried to use the other one? Did you thusly throw that device straight into a wall or phone, run to a nearby couch, and scream into a pillow?? Then YOU might be just as neurotic as we are! Join us this week as we scream at each other about what "irrational" really means and try to get in the heads of each other and our listeners, exploring the bleeding edge of...
Jun 24, 2025•49 min•Ep. 36
The Ick™ /ˈɪk/ noun Used to describe a feeling of disgust that arises usually after a specific, often trivial, behavior. Or SOUNDS in the case of this weeks episode! (Thank you, Wikipedia, for the definition). What sounds give our brave hosts the ick? What parasitic soundwaves reverse kick them right in the Misophonia? Listen and find out whether or not we scream and leave the restaurant when someone touches a Styrofoam to-go box just like you. Follow us @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Em...
Jun 10, 2025•59 min•Ep. 35
🎶MACY GRAY, SAVE US!!!🎶 Today we take a break from our usual format, gather around the digital campfire, and tell our top 3 stories of US! No, not the United States, but WE, the co-hosts of the pod. Have we made ourselves clear? Do you understand now? Listen to this episode and bask in the blinding light of clarity. ➡️Also, go to the National Mustard Museum if you're in Wisconsin! https://mustardmuseum.com/ Follow us @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Email us at mytopeverythingpodcast@gma...
May 27, 2025•53 min•Ep. 34
Here at My Top Everything, we know you've been in a bad relationship. Maybe there were red flags you missed or actively chose to ignore, or maybe things were a little more subtle and only your friends and family could actually see the truth: You were in a secretly toxic relationship, entertaining the rest of us behind your back while you suffered your insufferable partner (or perhaps they suffered you). WHICH MEANS YOU, DEAR LISTENER have a lot in common with the secretly toxic TV couples that w...
May 13, 2025•58 min•Ep. 33
Exercising is the worst, but what's the WORST of the worst? Join us this week as we dive deep and try to identify the most painful, terrible, miserable ways to stay fit and healthy. Have you ever passed out during yoga? Fallen from the top of a bouldering wall? Stood in a line for too long? What are YOUR most painful forms of exercise? Follow us @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Email us at mytopeverythingpodcast@gmail.com with topic suggestions, comments, or questions....
Apr 29, 2025•46 min•Ep. 32
What have we been up to in the 9 months when we weren't recording? Find out what we did with our gestation period that could've grown a full human baby. Broached topics: Podcast Edging, Everything's On the Table, Wittle Whittlers, Bird Straws, Worker Bees Want Work, Mara's Pet Dead Desk Fly, Where is Prairie Du Chein?, WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN ECON DEGREES, daily sleepovers, and Cara's Big Headstand of 2024! Follow us @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Email us at mytopeverythingpodcast@gmail.c...
Apr 15, 2025•26 min•Ep. 31
It's been a hot minute, but we're back! Or are we? In honor of April Fool's, we'd like to share our Top 3 Pranks We've Done Since We Decided to Start Recording Again. Follow us @MyTopEverythingPodcast on Insta for updates! Email us at mytopeverythingpodcast@gmail.com with topic suggestions, comments, or questions.
Apr 01, 2025•38 min•Ep. 30
If there's one episode you won't want to miss, it's this one. We start off by responding to a VERY interesting letter that may or may not make the case as to why a certain organization is cultlike. AND we saved our best picks for our #1 spots, including cults we've stumbled into during our early 20s. Broached topics include: Media Officers Seem Like Police Officers, How To Become A Supreme Leader, Convenient Methods for Joining Cults, Assistant to The Supreme Topper, and a special made up cult t...
Jun 20, 2024•43 min•Ep. 29
Some of us had an easier time than others thinking of cults we might just join. But we're not examining what that means! We talked about cults for so long, we had to break this episode into two parts. Broached topics include: Alien Scientists, Our Cult Family Name, Can You Trust PETA's Website, Running for the Hills Naked, and iPhone vs. Android. Follow us @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Email us at mytopeverythingpodcast@gmail.com with topic suggestions, comments, or questions....
Jun 04, 2024•50 min•Ep. 28
Boy Howdy! Buckle yourselves in for a wild ride as we brave the depths of high school and relive our most embarrassing moments.*** If you're an adult who knew us during this time, please, skip the first twenty or so minutes of this podcast. It involves periods. Broached topics include: Post-Hand Embarrassment, How to Insert a Tampon, Asking Boys to Dance, Creepy Teachers, The Pain of Existing at 15, Psychotic Girl Crushes, and Periods, Period. Follow us @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Ema...
May 11, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 27
As summertime approaches, we review our biggest pet peeves while on vacation. Join us as we recount our most annoying moments on vacation and try not to name actual names. Watch us perform mental gymnastics as we complain about what pretty much everyone would complain about! Broached topics include: How to Form a Habit, Cara's Sugar High Horse, Mara Starting Shit, Lines and More Lines, WHAT'S THE PLAN vs. TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, and finally, a Clear Winner. Follow us @MyTopEverything on Insta for...
Apr 23, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 26
It's Autism Awareness Month! Our high school friend Tyler, founder of the Barefoot Autism Challenge, suggested that we talk about unique ways to paint in honor of this month's theme, Barefoot Art. Broached topics include: Is Art Physical?, Painting with Pets, Collecting the Blood of Your Friends, the Trajectory of Horse Tail Swishes, and What IS Microsoft Paint? Follow us @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Email us at mytopeverythingpodcast@gmail.com with topic suggestions, comments, or ques...
Apr 04, 2024•56 min•Ep. 25
It's time for a topic that is discussed at 4th grade lunch tables across America: what animal would you want to be turn into? Mara discovers she wants to be kept. Marian goes for the land, air, and water trifecta. Cara gets freaky with butt juice and polygamy. Join us as we argue over which animal would give us the best life. Follow us @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Email us at mytopeverythingpodcast@gmail.com with topic suggestions, comments, or questions....
Mar 20, 2024•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 24
Just 3 best friends coming up with excruciating ethical dilemmas in order to give us sound bytes that would definitely tank us should we run for office ten years from now. Join us as we discuss cheating, murder, trolleys, organs, and vegetarians. Follow us @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Email us at mytopeverythingpodcast@gmail.com with topic suggestions, comments, or questions.
Feb 20, 2024•55 min•Ep. 23
Just 3 best friends unilaterally judging all baby boy names, as is our God-given right. Topics of interest: A Million New Year Updates, Hypermasculine Baby Boys, Marian vs. Insta Influencers, Mara Makes It Personal, Bad Nicknames, Bullies, and Is Adolf a Cop Out? Follow us @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Email us at mytopeverythingpodcast@gmail.com with topic suggestions, comments, or questions.
Feb 02, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 22
We're ringing in the New Year with our top resolutions we'd like to achieve before the year-end. Some of us have long, laborious goals; others, a headstand that they believe will take ten days to master. Broached topics: The Height of the Stakes, #ChangeOurPodToMET, How To Intro a Podcast, Mentally in 2024, Pepper Farms Remembers, HOW TO SEARCH TIKTOK, Annual Nipple Stares, The Point of a Political Conversation, The Length of A Resolution, Inflation is Robbery, Laundry or Dishes?, Mara's Bodily ...
Jan 12, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 21
Everyone loves a good animated film. Some of us even love not-so-good animated films. Luckily, our childhood best friend Mackenzie is with us to set the record straight on ALL animated films, because she's pretty much seen every single one in existence. See what films made her long list below! Follow Mackenzie @macatzie and us @MyTopEverythingPodcast on Insta for updates! Email us at mytopeverythingpodcast@gmail.com with topic suggestions, comments, or questions....
Dec 29, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 20
It's a month late due to technical difficulties, but here's our Halloween-themed episode! Join us as we discuss the spookiest places we've ever been or hope to never be caught dead in. Broached subjects: The Purpose of Radar Guns, Who is Bloody Mary?, Spooky v. Scary (a Supreme Court case), WindowGate, Yoinks!, and A Man's Opus. Follow us at @MyTopEverythingPodcast on Insta for updates! Email us at mytopeverythingpodcast@gmail.com with topic suggestions, comments, or questions....
Dec 01, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 19
Mara is on hiatus but don't worry, we've brought twice the fun to make up for it! Guest BFFs, Lucas and Grayson (formerly known as our producer), join us for our Thanksgiving-themed episode to talk about the distrations we're most thankful for this year. Broached subjects: Grace isn't that bad, "real" dating shows like Love Is Blind, America's Greatest Airplane Pasttime, Are Hobbies Distractions?, The Power of Weed, Uncomfortable Silences, and pets, pets, PETS. Follow us at @MyTopEverythin g on ...
Nov 16, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 18
Monsters may not seem like the optimal marriage candidates, but we're here to prove you wrong. Let us sell you on our eligible bachelors, bachelorettes, and bachelorthems! Broached subjects: Cara and The Seat of Her Pants, Ray Romano is OK (for now), are henchmen good spouses?, and Groot the Alien Monster. Follow us at @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Email us at mytopeverythingpodcast@gmail.com with topic suggestions, comments, or questions.
Oct 13, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 17
Some of us have been on many, many first dates. Too many to count. Others, just a handful - not because we're losers! But because we're not shameful promiscuous hoes like Mara and Cara. Join us as we list the worst topics to bring up on a first date. Broached subjects: burn my Kindle when I die, BookTok, crazy enneagram girls, CHIPS WITHOUT DIP?!?, "the divorce," Tonks and her flesh prison, promotional human teeth, the pointlessness of sports, proper vacuuming time length, Do I Like You or Do I ...
Sep 27, 2023•59 min•Ep. 16
Geology is full of mysteries that scientists are still trying to figure out today. Join us as we talk about our favorites. Broached topics: upside-down cups vs. columns, Mushrooms: The Perfect Shape, PCR Inventor Is Definitely Still Alive, erosion, erosion, erosion, Marian hates geology & astronomy sucks too, the power of pocket gophers, do we know why earthquakes happen?, Geology is Sexy, magma gophers, and Mara's personal hell. Follow us at @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Email us a...
Aug 25, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 15
We're joined by one of our best childhood friends, Anna, as we explore jobs we'd do if they actually paid well. Broached topics: pussona, carte blanche, bangs & banging, jobs for youngest children, Anna's Goldilocks Mountain, I Love You... BUT, North Korean bereavement comedians, Mousegate, federal crimes in spying, A Job Is An Exchange Mara!, vegan taste testing, board game hitmen, and rigged points. Follow us at @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Email us at mytopeverythingpodcast@gmai...
Aug 12, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 14
Apologies for the gender-centric subject of this episode. We'll be sure to roast neutral baby names and baby boy names in the future. Broached topics: genital shirts, lobbing it out of the park, Cambian parks, top 50 friends, LadyBirding, quoches, Name Your Daughters Vulva!, cat butthole, pretty diseases, Look it Up or Make it Up, Guess What Mara Means, b-r-o-c-c-o-l-i, George Foreman VI, and the purpose of non-Bible names? Follow us at @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Email us at mytopeve...
Jul 26, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 13
Whether it's the toaster that burns every slice no matter the setting, the spider that resides in the corner of our living room, or that one traffic light that always seems to change red when we're running late, we all engage in daily battles with various nemeses. In the podcast, you'll learn ours so that if you ever see us IRL, you can annoy us endlessly. Broached topics: selling our souls through ASMR, starting a pod sans Cara, the difficulty of the word archrival, tarps, Grayson the listmaker...
Jul 13, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 12
There are a lot of frustrating TV main characters out there, but these ones really get our goat. And for the first time ever, all three of us have the same person on our list. It's a very special occasion for an especially frustrating lead! Honorable mentions include: 1. Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiam 2. George Costanza (aka Larry David), Seinfeld 3. Seinfeld, Seinfeld 4. Raymond, Everybody Loves Raymond, 5. The King from King of Queens, 6. The King from King of the Hill Follow us at @MyTopEve...
Jun 23, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 11
