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To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It's the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will she make it to work for 9am? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. It's the return of The Duchess in the penultimate chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. What is she coming clean about? Will we find out? Will it make sense? Does it matter? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. Belinda is still wide awake at The Horse and Jockey as the youngish man from reception brings her some extra special room service... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of 'The Horse and Jockey' in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking twist... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. In what is becoming the longest day of her life, Belinda returns to The Horse and Jockey for dinner followed by a second dalliance with Peter Rouse... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This episode delves into Belinda's intense and increasingly bizarre encounter with the Duchess at a secluded chalet. Beginning with a forceful introduction, the Duchess orchestrates a series of dominant acts, from intimate washing with a crop to commanding masturbation and using a strap-on. However, the tables turn as Belinda takes control, ultimately leaving the Duchess exhausted and handcuffed, allowing Belinda to make a resourceful escape in borrowed riding attire.
Belinda, exhausted from her maze adventures, is thrust into a charity tombola, only to discover the 'prizes' are human servants. She and her fellow 'glee team' members are auctioned off, with Belinda sold for a mere £200 to the enigmatic 'Duchess.' Her first hours of duty involve a bizarre hosing, crude fondling, and a wild ride in a horse box, leaving Belinda to question her fate.
In this episode, the hosts delve into Chapter Seven of Belinda Blinked, featuring Peter Rouse, a successful Dutch entrepreneur with an impressive physique and unique methods of seduction. As Belinda experiences an intense, uncontrollable orgasm and a bizarre post-coital ritual involving mud symbols and semen-infused hair, the hosts grapple with the book's increasing anatomical detail, logistical absurdities, and Belinda's unexpected emotional connection to Peter, culminating in her feeling "enslaved." The episode concludes with the reveal of the next chapter's surprising title, "The Tomboler."
To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. This time, Belinda is still in the maze and gets a little more (or should that be less?) than she bargained for with potential BIG American client, Jim Stirling... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jamie, James, and Alice dive into two chapters of Rocky's erotic novel, "The Maze" and "The First Client." Belinda is left in a garden maze by Tony, handcuffed to a trellis with the instruction to let her "tits and clit do the talking." She then meets potential client Alphonse Stirbecker, who removes his thong, fondles her, and ultimately penetrates her, leading to a mental note for a future business trip to Brussels for more "disgusting environment" encounters. The hosts react with their usual mix of shock, amusement, and exasperation.
Belinda Blink takes charge of her UK sales team in a seemingly administrative chapter that quickly veers into erotic absurdity. After a dull sales meeting, Belinda, Giselle, and Bella escalate their after-work drinks at a hotel bar, using their "female magic" and strategically unbuttoned blouses to motivate the team. The episode culminates in a bizarre display of breasts, described as "pomegranates," leaving the hosts bewildered by Rocky Flintstone's writing and character continuity.
To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. In this episode, Belinda discovers an unusual room in her office, lined, from floor to ceiling, in leather tiles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. In this very first episode, we meet our heroine, Belinda Blumenthal, as she interviews for the job of her dreams - worldwide sales director of a pots and pans company. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang look back at some of the "sexiest" moments from the series. Spoiler: It's not sexy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang look back at the funniest stories about the man, the myth, the legend, and the author Mr. Rocky Flintstone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang reminisce about the astonishing range, breadth and questionable quality of the voices and accents in 'Belinda Blinked'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang get festive looking back at the Christmas specials... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive. This time, it's a starry line-up as the gang look back at their favourite Footnotes guests featuring Dame Emma Thompson, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Dan Levy, Michael Sheen, Nicholas Hoult, Hayley Atwell, Jessie Ware, Elijah Wood, Joe Lycett, Daisy Ridley, Josh Groban, Rachel Bloom, George Ezra, Thomas Middleditch, Stephen Mangan, Ben Barnes and Samara Weaving. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive. This time, the gang looked back at times they just couldn't hold it together when reading Rocky's supposedly sexy prose. Expect A LOT of squawking. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang share funny stories about coming-of-age through their teenage, university and early London lives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang look back on their funniest sex, relationship and body stories. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang share stories about their weird childhoods. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hold on to your pomegranates! In a world exclusive, Rocky Flintstone joins Jamie, Alice and James on mic for the very first time. Expect laughs, revelations and a lot of chat about cement. Why not join Rocky on his own podcast RockyFlintstoneUnleashed Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Pull on your black thongs as a mark of respect and join Jamie, Alice and James as they bid a fond farewell to Belinda... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jamie, Alice and James hear your emails and voicemails before giving one Belinker the surprise of their life in a MDWAP first! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's the beginning of the end. After six books and over 430 million downloads, Jamie, Alice and James gather round the kitchen table once more to read the first part of the 'My Dad Wrote A Porno' finale. Belinda gathers her friends, colleagues and lovers as she bids a fond farewell to Steele's Pots and Pans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
All bad porn must come to an end. The podcast will be coming to a close with two finale episodes plus a WORLD EXCLUSIVE interview with Mr Rocky Flintstone. This show has been an absolute dream to make and has surpassed all of our expectations and we couldn’t have done it without you, the Belinkers. Thank you for everything! Whilst this is the end of the podcast, it is not the end of Belinda. Watch this space. We’ve got plenty to celebrate before we say goodbye so keep your eyes peeled … Hosted o...
To celebrate Comic Relief (and hopefully raise some money) Jamie, Alice and James team-up with historian Dan Snow (from the podcast 'History Hit') to chat all things sex and history. Expect slow thrusting, Henry The Eighth sexual slander and more filth than you can shake a bread dildo at. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jamie, James and Alice look back at some of the highs and considerable lows of book six in Rocky Flintstone's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for the world premiere of the Steele's Pots and Pans Christmas Panto - 'Cinderella The Intern'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
