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My Cabbages! An Avatar Podcast

"My Cabbages!" is An Avatar: The Last Airbender Podcast started by two lovable nerds during a global pandemic to stave off their inevitable existential crisis. How many people does team Avatar accidentally murder? Does Zuko mistreat his interns? Is Aang more of a 5e Druid, or is he a Pathfinder Monk? Where are all the blue tree people? We find answers for all of Avatar's most profoundly unasked questions. Join us, as we journey once more through one of the greatest stories ever told.
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Introducing: Deus Ex Media (ft. Everyone)

Introducing Deus Ex Media! Formerly Movie Night Crew Network, Deus Ex Media is a network of fandom podcasts for nerds of all kinds. Read more about our rebrand on our website: https://www.deusexmedia.org/blog/change-is-weird Follow us on social media: https://www.facebook.com/deusexmedianetwork https://www.instagram.com/deusex_media/ https://twitter.com/deusex_media Our beautiful new logo was designed by Michael Hardison. Check him out at www.michaelhardisondesign.weebly.com....

Aug 19, 202213 min

48.) Swordnado (ft. Charlie from OTEG!) (ATLA S3E9)

What happens when you plan a 4 day stretch of nothing before a crucial battle in the most important war on the planet? Stress, nerves, and a WHOLE lot of tripping balls. There's quite a bit to unpack here, but the meat of the episode is Aang has weird dreams, and Zuko attends a meeting that bums him out. (Meetings, amirite?) We sit down with the host of Of the Eldest Gods to go over some truly strange and surreal dreams. Seriously, what the F did I just watch??? Our music is by my brother J.Curt...

Aug 05, 20221 hr 20 minSeason 3Ep. 9

47.) Creepy Puppet Corner (ft. Christina Kann!) (ATLA S3E8)

After our heroes tell spooky stories in the woods, they are invited back to a totally innocent and benign old woman's house for tea and other completely innocent things. Toph hears screams under the earth. Do we care? Why would we? This gram gram type appears to have a kinship with Katara, but she turns out to be the main villain the Golden Girls 3: endgame. We have a fantastic time with our Pod Daddy Christina from The Restricted Section! Chill hangs and fun vibes this time around folks. Sorry ...

Jul 22, 20221 hr 31 minSeason 3Ep. 8

46.) Scrooge McToph (ATLA S3E7) (Ft Timelord Iroh!)

Today a BFF of the pod joins us to talk about one of her favorite episodes! If you've listened through this show, you know the name TImelord Iroh, and we're thrilled to have her on this week's main-feed episode! This week, the gaang gets distracted from the DMs main quest by wandering into town and ripping-off a bunch of strangers, but Toph is drawing heat from the fuzz and it's causing drama in the group. How will our heroes get out of this one? Will their "one last job" end the way most "one l...

Jul 01, 20221 hr 35 minSeason 3Ep. 7

45.) The Sh*t Heard 'Round the World (Ft. Hon3yBab33) (ATLA S3E6)

This week, we're joined by our new friend Honey to talk all things Roku, Sozin, and friendship! Roku, the plot-focused DM decides to give Aang a lore dump while he sleeps, but that's not the only dump that will be had! This week we learn about Roku and his summer beach house.... and his occasional check-ins on Sozin. This episode we talk friendship, wedding etiquette, and the air-nomad's guide to a 3-day colon cleanse! Hope you enjoy, we sure did! Follow our friend Honey! Twitter Instagram Twitc...

Jun 15, 20221 hr 26 minSeason 3Ep. 6

44.) Chekov's Vase (ATLA S3E5) (Ft. Jason from Movie Night Crew!)

This week, while the gaang fights a terrifying assassin in the B-plot, The Birds of Prey bring Zuko to a beach vacation, and everyone but Ty Lee is profoundly miserable. It's the BEACH EPISODE EVERYONE GET HYPE! Zuko and Mei are fighting, Ty Lee is collecting suitors like Pokemon cards, and Azula is going around threatening partygoers with marriage. Jason joins us this week to talk about bad dates, Sand, and all things Avatar! Embrace the Chaos of the Movie Night Crew! Check out Jason on Instagr...

Jun 01, 20221 hr 30 minSeason 3Ep. 5

43.) The Weeb-Blade (ATLA S3E4) (Ft. Xander!)

Sorry for the delay, Patch! This week, we sit down with our good friend Xander about Swords, Stances, and weapons training! Xander has been studying martial arts and bladed weapons since the tender age of five! We get into the esoteric nitty-gritty of footwork, combat philosophy and the nature of learning a martial skill! (Spoilers, you can't be trained in bladed combat in 2 days, sorry Sokka) After the gaang leaps into action like a bunch of power-leveled mages, Sokka is left feeling a little.....

May 23, 20221 hr 31 min

42.) All Fire-Nation Soldiers Are B*stards (ATLA S3E3) Ft. Katie (FandomForward) and Johnnie Jae! (A Tribe Called Geek)

Hey folks! On this week's episode, The Gaang passes through a fishing village plagued from the pollution of a local metalworking factory. Moved by their plight, Katara decides to take action, at the cost of Sokka's meticulous and exacting schedule. She becomes a vigilante, healing the sick, feeding the hungry, and performing acts of eco-terrorism! We're joined today by Katie Bowers of Fandom Forward and Johnnie Jae from A Tribe Called Geek to have an important conversation about activism, advoca...

May 04, 20221 hr 35 minSeason 3Ep. 3

BONUS! Just Old Dudes in Robes (The Golden Compass) (Ft. Christina Kann!)

Hey folks, no new episode this week, but we won't leave y'all hangin! Please enjoy this bonus episode from our Patreon series "There is no Pod in Ba Sing Se", where we watch movies we wished didn't exist. This episode, we take a look at the Oscar-Nominated flop, The Golden Compass! A movie so bad the other two adaptation films were quietly canned after its release. While not a horrible film, it plays fast-and-loose with the source material in a way that we simply cannot abide. We meet up with fr...

Apr 20, 202250 min

41.) Flameo Hot-Takes (ATLA S3E2) (Ft. Taylor from MNCN!)

SURPRISE! two weeks, two episodes! THAT'S VALUE! This week, we're joined by MNCN crewmate and friend of the pod, Taylor, to relate to Aang's totalitarian, fascist education as a teacher in the American School System! The Gaang has made it to the Earth Kingdom, and while Sokka wants to hide in a cave and eat crickets until invasion day, Aang has other plans. Low profile, you say? How about a youth-rebellion DANCE PARTY??? Aang goes to school to learn a bunch of lies from the Fire Nation governmen...

Apr 08, 20221 hr 32 minSeason 3Ep. 2

40.) Scooby-Doo the F**k Outta This! (ATlA S3E1)

This episode, we start the DnD session with a big recap. Aang's been out of the campaign for a while, and needs to catch up on all the shit that happened while his character was dea- I mean in a coma! No death or dying here folks! The Gaang encounters a Fire Nation ship, Aang encounters the demons of his guilt and trauma, and Zuko encounters his Honor, though it might not take the form he's looking for. WE'RE BACK FOR ANOTHER SEASON! More bits! More Memes! More... surprisingly deep introspection...

Mar 30, 20221 hr 34 minSeason 3Ep. 1

39.) Suck My D*ck, Go Rot in Jail (Ft. Erin and Zoey of Lore Olympod!) (ATLA S2E20)

In our Season 2 Finale episode, the extremely funny Erin and Zoey of Lore Olympod stop by to talk about Busty Rabbits, good good cats, and also Avatar at some point! This week, The Gaang reconvenes to discover that the Kiyoshi warriors aren't the Kiyoshi warriors. (I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you!) Geopolitical hijinks ensue. Zuko decides this life of peace and inner-calm isn't for him, and he decides to rip out his poor uncle's heart, and beat it with a stick. This was such a fun episode! We sp...

Dec 01, 20211 hr 17 min

38.) Daddy-Dae-Kim (Ft. Ethan Hulen!) (ATLA S2E19)

ATTENTION! The version of the episode that was uploaded earlier had the wrong audio. Sorry y'all, I (Zach) had a real oopsie. Here we go again! This week, our Gaang pulls a Scooby Doo crew and splits up for a while, and we chat with friend and fellow podcaster Ethan Hulen about meditation, Zuko's angst, and the benefits of trying out standup routines on airplanes. Aang opens his chakras, Sokka gets some dad time, Toph spends the episode getting un-kidnapped, and Katara does the opposite. Follow ...

Nov 17, 20211 hr 13 min

37.) New Scroll, Who Dis? (Ft Mats!) (ATLA S2E18)

Our heroes are on a roll! They got Appa back, escaped from the Dai Li and feel like a bunch of winners, why break the momentum? They storm the castle, only to find an incredulous Earth King in need of convincing. Sokka will need to don his detective hat, and roll some truly prodigious Diplomacy rolls to sway the King in their favor. And failing that, they could always bribe Bosco with some fish! Follow Mats on Twitter and Insta! @MdotFur SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Thanks to our current Patrons! Mats...

Nov 03, 202156 min

36.) 1984-Esque (ft. Vaush!) (ATLA S2E17)

This week, Special Guest and Youtube Political Streamer Vaush stops by to nerd out with us about his all-time favorite show! (Spoilers, it's Avatar) He has some insightful things to say about cartoons, power structures, and the nuances of politics in a show made for a younger audience. Our Heroes have settled into the overbearing monotony of the Earth King's hospitality, and after shutting the front door in Joo-Di's face, decide to take matters into their own hands. They find Jet post brainwash,...

Oct 20, 20211 hr 24 minSeason 2Ep. 17

It's Movie Time, Clarice....

Hey Folks, Work sucks and life's hard, so we're delaying the next full episode until the 20th. BUT..... You ever wonder what Horror movies we're into in this, the month of.... SPOOKTOBER??? You haven't? WELL HERE'S AN UNRELATED MINISODE ABOUT THAT VERY TOPIC! Surprise! This week we answer a question that nobody asked, because we're nerds and we like things.

Oct 08, 202143 min

35.) Soul Buddies (ft. Charlie from Of the Eldest Gods!) (ATLA S2E16)

This one's heavy Cabbage Patch. We need some big cabbage energy to get us through this one. Luckily we're joined by our dear friend Charlie to help and comfort us in our hour of need. Appa is alone and lost without the Gaang's company. He escapes the clutches of many would-be captors, and licks an old Guru. and HE'S GOING TO BE FINE! EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE! I'm not just saying this to keep myself from sobbing, it's a truth. Next episode the Appa drought comes to an end, folks. This episode we s...

Sep 22, 20211 hr 20 min

34.) Oh the Irohny (Ft Adal Rifai From Hey Riddle Riddle!) (ATLA S2E15)

Excited about this one folks! This week we sit down with Podcaster and occasional talking beaver Adal Rifai! Aside from laughing a lot, we talk shop about one of the best episodes of season 2, and have a Haiku battle FOR THE AGES! The Gang has begun to settle into a routine in the Earth Kingdom's greatest city, and for them, that mostly means getting into trouble in various creative ways. Katara and Toph have a treat yoself day, Iroh is a BEAUTIFUL SOUL AND MAKES ME FEEL FEELINGS, Aang Zookeeps,...

Sep 08, 20211 hr 28 min

33.) Crimelord Iroh (Ft. Mary Clay Watt from That's What I'm Tolkien About!) (ATLA S2E14)

Our heroes have finally arrived in Ba Sing Sae! The hard part is over, or so they think! Turns out an "audience with the KING" is a little more exclusive then the gaang thought, imagine that? We see the king's bear, Iroh gets deep in the tea, and Jet seems to be the only one to notice that kid looks a lot like the prince's wanted posters. This week we are joined by the wonderful Mary Clay Watt of That's What I'm Tolkien About! We share some laughs and some sobering realities about propaganda and...

Aug 25, 20211 hr 48 min

32.) The Bad Dragon of the West ft. Sean Watson! (ATLA S2E13)

This episode we sit down with fellow nerd, mechanical engineer and friend of the pod Sean Watson to pick his brain about the big... erm.... shaft? no, head? The Drill, the one the Fire Nation built that DEFINITELY doesn't look like a giant penis. we promise. We talk shop about a marvel of fantasy engineering, and the slurry that runs through its veins. The Gaang has made it to Ba Sing Sae, but their relief is immediately dashed when the Birds of Prey show up with their new whip, and it's a 100,0...

Aug 11, 20211 hr 39 min

31.) DTF: Down To Food (ATLA S2E12)

Hey Folks. This week, Alex, Zach, and special guest Rori the bird dive into a truly treacherous episode. We encounter grifters, old friends, new flames, the Cabbage Man, it's a truly star studded episode. From Katara destroying ancient documents to the TSA destroying the Cabbage Guy's valuable stock, we have a veritable whose-who of the Avatar Cannon. Will the Gaang make it over the Serpent's Pass? Will Shout Wolf ever give me a win? (no) How will the Gaang deliver this dang baby without Sokka g...

Jul 28, 20211 hr 30 min

30.) The Shepherd of Wayward Drunks (ATLA S2E11)

Hey folks, in this episode the Gaang is lost in the desert, without a mode of transportation, as well as a dear companion. How will they cope with the loss of their flying friend, and how will Katara manage to keep all her drunk friends safe as they make their way home from the bar? Will Sokka ever stop tripping balls? This week, we process Appa's loss in 3 very important steps. 1.) Try really hard not to cry 2.) Record Pod 3.) Cry a lot Relevant links! Soul Cap's Fina petition How to Change You...

Jul 15, 20211 hr 40 min

29.) When In Doubt, Go to the Library (ft. Christina Kann!) (ATLA S2E10)

Welcome to our guest and friend of the show Christina Kann! (The Restricted Section) the DM of the group has invited their friend to join the party for a one-shot involving some (rolls some dice) ancient library in the desert? Sure, why not? Our heroes are finally on Sokka's mini-vacation, and he uses it to do homework. Along the way they meet the amalgamation of Indiana Jones, Milo Thatch, and Ms. Frizzle, and he has a map to the quest location! Good thing we have a happy fuzzball to fly us aro...

Jun 30, 20211 hr 52 min

28. Anime Battle Canyon (ATLA S2E9)

It's time folks. Sometimes you gotta quest, sometimes you gotta save the world, and other times you need to grind up to the next level before the dungeon. While our gang tries to stat-boost Aang with the power of montage music, Zuko resumes his training with Iroh, it would be in teamaking but Iroh knows his nephew is a lost cause. All this AND a third plot about Sokka having an existential crisis about meat consumption? In this episode a lot goes on and almost nothing happens. https://www.movien...

Jun 16, 20211 hr 11 minSeason 2Ep. 9

27. The Avastar (ATLA S2E8)

Hey folks! We just got in from Pittsburgh and boy are our arms tired... and our legs, and our backs.... and our souls.... We can very much relate to this episode, as the gang keeps having to break their lease and move on VERY short notice. After the third Uhaul, they get mad and split up. Will our gang reunite? Is Patrick Star and Earth bender? We joined a network full of new friends! and they tweet more than we do! https://www.movienightcrewnetwork.com/ @oftheeldestgods @restrictedpod @contentn...

Jun 04, 202158 minSeason 2Ep. 8

Announcement!

Hey folks, we're making an announcement that's neat! What's the announcement? Well, if I told you here, you wouldn't hear it from the horse's mouth, now would ya? See y'all next week! https://twitter.com/restrictedpod - The Restricted Section https://twitter.com/oftheeldestgods - Of The Eldest Gods https://twitter.com/MovieNight_crew - The Movie Night Crew

May 17, 20215 min

26. Zacho Alone (ATLA S2E7)

Did I record this.... It's been days.... I've been wandering through the desert of our house, ambulatory, without a cohost.... This week on My Cabbages, Alex is traveling, leaving Zach to record the episode on his own. Will he be able to hack it? Will he finish the rest of the wine in the fridge? (yes) Meanwhile, Zuko goes through a solitary journey of his own, recounting some not-so-fond memories of horrible abuse of defenseless shelled birds.

May 12, 20211 hr 4 minSeason 2Ep. 7

25. Hold Me Closer, Fancy Dancer (ATLA S2E6)

Hey Cabbagepatch! Sorry for the late episode! A power surge wiped out half of my editing timeline. In THIS episode, our heroes attempt to end their search for an earthbending teacher as Ang enrolls in an Earthbending after-school Strip Mall dojo. After eating dirt and moving on, they find an underground wrestling league that Sokka is wayyy too stoked about. Will our heroes find their long sought after Earthbending Teacher, or will they just kidnap a little girl? .....Yes? Big news coming up soon...

May 03, 20211 hr 4 minSeason 2Ep. 6

24. Boomerang 2: Electric Boogaloo (ATLA S2E5)

In this episode, Aang gets canceled over some of Kiyoshi's old tweets. Can't they see he was a whole different person back then!? In order to prove his innocence, Private Detective Sokka is on the case, but which Sherlock Holmes is he? As he awaits his verdict in prison, Aang learns that this town seems to just lock up any man with emotional intelligence. WE HAVE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL NOW! Go give us a sub! YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1DmHaAWcixutqN2NbVriQ Twitter: https://twitter.co...

Apr 14, 20211 hr 19 minSeason 2Ep. 5

23. Hippy-Dippy Nature Lad (ATLA S2E4)

This Episode our gang finds a smelly swamp. Gross! The inconsequential nature of this one-shot splits the party as our heroes each hallucinate a different person from their lives. As they experience Ghibli, but smellier, will they find the mysterious green man in the swamps with the answers to their questions? Am I talking about Shrek or yoda? Y-Yes? My Cabbages is on Twitter! @Cabbagecast give us a shout!

Mar 30, 202156 minSeason 2Ep. 4
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