After his lackluster trip through the Tunnel of Love, Aang is anxious to get back to Omashu and kick it with his homie, but since their last visit, Omashu is under new management, and Carol Baskin is really running the place into the ground. From plagues and unsponsored product placements, to neglected babies and chained-up bunnies (without their paperwork), Jeff Lowe is really making a mess of things. How is the Tiger King of Omashu supposed to get his zoo back without a pardon from the preside...
Mar 17, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Season 2Ep. 3
To fit with the musical theme of the episode, we have some ORIGINAL MUSIC! You can find the Music of my talented brother, J. Curtis, here and on Instagram at J.Curtis! In Today's episode, our gang attempts to tackle the language of love. When an eccentric troupe of lovable bards passes through, the Gaang gets the scoop on a secret tunnel.... of looooove. While the gang enters a cave system more dank and shippy than tumblr, Zuko and Iroh decide between possible death by rock, or assured death by ...
Mar 03, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 21
We're BACK Y'ALL! Finally, after the mother of all Hiatuses, our party is ready to jump back into their quest. They stop by General Fong's place before heading to Omashu, and Fong attempts to turn Aang into a World Class Speedrunner on Twitch. I'm sure like all publicity-based twitch partnerships, it will go smoothly and not backfire in his face. Meanwhile, Zuko and Iroh get interrupted from their R&R with an invite home. Zuzu longs for daddy's approval, but is it genuine, or a deadly trap? ...
Feb 17, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Season 2Ep. 20
It's time folks. The Big Finale! Sorry it's so late, but the FIRE NATION is right on time in this big bombastic finale of Michael Bay proportions! We are joined by friend of the show, @Efortmanteau to help us wade through the ice, assassination plots, and romantic ghosting in what can only be described as the Siege of the North. We'll be back at you soon with more show, in the meantime, GO VOTE!
Oct 31, 2020•1 hr 51 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Get an extra chunky one this week for you folks! We learn the super-powered origin of Princess Yue, Sokka puts his proverbial foot in his mouth, and Katara uses her waterbending to smash the patriarchy. SO MANY TANGENTS! You can't handle all these tangents!
Sep 24, 2020•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 18
At a campfire, a busker tells the Gaang about a group of spirited airwalkers that bare no relation to a family of Jedi, and the gaang decide to investigate. What they find is a desecrated temple, a mad scientist, some gliders, and a weird sex dungeon that proves difficult to explain. From whips and chains, to Nickelodeon's really specific Slime kink, this episode runs the gambit.
Sep 09, 2020•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Our gang finds a mysterious mall kiosk in the woods, and gets tickets to FIRE FEST! This one is different, we promise! The gang dine on snakes and don really terrible disguises, and when Billy comes to town to reclaim his IP, Aang must learn composure and control from Billy's Mentor, a man that is more myth than.... well.... man.... Aang gets Zhou to play a game of Battleship with himself.
Aug 27, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 16
This is truly a Comedy of Errors folks. Aang is jealous when a new Senpai comes to town to distract his senpais from their journey. Bato tells them they could see their father, and before any communication or clarification, Aang takes off in a fit of Aangst, steals the map to treasure island, and does the unthinkable D&D crime. He splits the party! Iroh is a creep and the Golden Dragon Girls ASSEMMBBBLLLLEEEE!!!!
Aug 12, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Team Avatar catches sight of a road-side attraction that Katara buys into immediately, despite Sokka's rock-solid logic and reason. After they save an insane old man from a platypus-bear, the gang heads to a village next to Chekhov's Volcano, where they meet a swindler that is very good at cold-reading. The Romance! The Drama! The dumb love polygons galore!
Jul 29, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Katara and Sokka are self-isolating with Chorona, and Aang sets off to follow some wack google-maps instructions to an herbal sex-spa. There he learns the only way to save his friends is to get them to suck on some frogs. On his way back, he gets nabbed by some archers and has to be rescued by a dope Parkour master by the name of "The Blue Spirit" Glad to be back, and look forward to a new episode from us EVERY TWO WEEKS! Until life balances out a little bit. See you in two weeks!...
Jul 15, 2020•50 min•Season 1Ep. 13
This episode is as good as it is heavy. Aang and the gang head to a small port town to restock, but Katara forgets their no money problem. Meanwhile, Zuko is at sea nearby and a storm is approaching. As both Aang and Zuko confront the impending storm, they will also confront the memories it kicks up from churning waves of their own guilt and shame. Iroh gets personal, Aang gets catharsis, and Sokka gets... a fish.
Jul 01, 2020•56 min•Season 1Ep. 12
Hey folks. This one's pretty straight-forward. There's a Divide. It's not so great. The citizens of Pawnee and Eagleton duke it out on a trip through the grand canyon, in a story of feuds and conflict that is as subtle as it is enjoyable.... See you all next week! Sorry again that this one is late!
Jun 26, 2020•45 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Hey folks! Sorry we're a few days late with this week's episode. It'll be out on Friday. Instead, I thought I'd cut together a little trailer for the podcast to share with everyone. See folks on Friday!
Jun 24, 2020•2 min
This week, we meet Katara's Treehouse Dream Hubby when Sokka's instincts lead the gang into a herd of Fire Storm Troopers. After a failed bluff check, the gang gets saved by The man, The myth, The Legend... Smellerby. You're an inspiration my guy. The gang are taken with their new friends, but when Sokka is taken BY them, who will spray Aerosol Deodorant at the problem?
Jun 17, 2020•57 min•Season 1Ep. 10
There be pirates afoot mateys! AAAARRRRGH! This week, Katara massages her bruised pride as the gang go trinket hunting in Tortuga. They find a statue of Olmec, and a scroll that will teach them to Dougie like a pro. Meanwhile, Zuko and Iroh seek out a piece for Iroh's tabletop collection, and on the way, grab a bunch of assorted junk. As these two stories intertwine, how will our heroes give Zuko the slip? My money is on destroying more of his stuff. A link to the book Alex mentioned in the midd...
Jun 10, 2020•57 min•Season 1Ep. 9
This week, our bags are packed, our fraudulent wrist straps are stacked with cash, and we're ready for our music fest turned Lord of the Flies. The Gaang blast through a fire nation blockade and Aang goes Chuck Norris on a flaming ball of dung. When they arrive at Fire Cay, they discover that the only band on the bill is the Village People. As Roku goes god-mode on the temple, one thing can be certain: The YMCA would sure beat this crummy festival. To support change you can donate at https://bla...
Jun 03, 2020•50 min•Season 1Ep. 8
In this episode, Team Avatar questions cloud physics when they discover a large scab on the forest. Aang mourns the destruction while Katara practices her sharpshooting, and the three are confronted by a strange, presumptuous old man who enlists their help ghostbusting their village. The saeance goes bad, and Sokka gets taken by the spirit beast. Meanwhile, Iroh is giving Zuko additional scars of the emotional variety with his nakedness, and we learn of the great dragon of the west’s affinity fo...
May 27, 2020•51 min•Season 1Ep. 7
When Team Avatar finds a young Earthbender secretly practicing in the woods, they decided ignore common decency and shout out his location on insta. After some mild flirting, he's taken by Sulu and the Fire Nation troopers to a prison at sea. How will Team Avatar save the Earthbenders? Will Katara ever get over her savior complex? Will Sokka ever find love with the right fruit? You'll just have to listen and see.
May 20, 2020•51 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Aang heads to one of his old stomping grounds for seemingly no other reason than to put his friends in mortal danger for the sake of some cheap thrills. They are arrested for their mischief, and face threats of execution from an industrious merchant of cabbage. Faced with a potential criminal record, Aang tries to dine and dash, but fails his bluff check hard. With his friends being encased in their Little Orphan Annie rings, will he be able to find the paperwork for Bumi’s collection of Dark So...
May 13, 2020•50 min•Season 1Ep. 5
Aang's sight-seeing world tour is in full swing as he makes a pitstop at Kiyoshi Island to once again derail the campaign in order to make use of his ride bonus, but the group is suddenly captured by a bunch of... of... FEEEEEMALESSSSS? Sokka gets butthurt and channels his inner neckbeard while Aang spends most of the episode getting high off of instagram likes. After being trained by a few VERY patient Kiyoshi Warriors, Sokka learns to not always be human garbage, but when Zuko's lunch delivery...
May 06, 2020•46 min•Season 1Ep. 4
Zuko and Iroh pass the buck back and forth when coming up with an excuse for their ship's damage, but they fail their bluff check real bad and get called out quickly by Admiral Zhou. Zuko gets pissed and challenges his Aaron Burr to a duel. Kickass firebending ensues. Meanwhile, Team Avatar isolates themselves in Aang's now vacant home as they attempt to fill their time with as many games, chats, and mindless distractions as they can while attempting to avoid the mass death and darkness waiting ...
Apr 28, 2020•42 min•Season 1Ep. 3
After Sokka banishes Aang from his daycare service, he rallies his army of toddlers for combat. Zuko's ship goes in for a questionable parking job, and Sokka gets owned. More than once. Aang is taken into the loosest of fire-nation custody, and promptly escapes. Katar and Sokka find Aang's ride or die out in the ice, but how will they fly to Aang's rescue without an instruction manual?
Apr 21, 2020•40 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Our Adventure Begins! Siblings Sokka and Katara are out fishing for the fam when Sokka gets his sexism everywhere and the boat crashes. Katara uses her wokeness to wake the Avatar, and he seems bent on taking this DnD campaign right off the rails with meaningless distractions, ride checks, and side-quests. Meanwhile, Zuko and Iroh establish their loving yet toxic workplace relationship. While Iroh sips Jasmine tea and plays tabletop games, Zuko fumes and beats up on his interns on their way to i...
Apr 20, 2020•32 min•Season 1Ep. 1
