We know that our soothing voices are something that people sometimes fall asleep to, and we can’t help just how calming we are, but the point of this podcast is jokes, okay? So we hope sleep-laughs is a thing. Suggested talking points: Glue Yourself to Starbucks Challenge, The Looooove Department, MackleLess, That Hair is Ripe, Uneaten Spider Donuts NARAL Pro-Choice America: https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/
May 16, 2022•58 min•Ep. 612
Fancy Takes Flight with the first leg of the 2022 live shows, from the Orpheum Theater in Minneapolis! Justin is fancy! Travis is fancy! The audience is fancy! The haunted dolls are fancy! Griffin is . . . fancy-adjacent. Suggested talking points: Lunch Smock, Not How I Would Have Phrozed It, Time Pizza, They Thought it Would Be Like 8Mile, Garf Maul, Normal Digestive Systems, I Would Like to Touch the Dinosaurs NARAL Pro-Choice America: https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/
May 09, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 611
Vroom vroom, let’s get this race started! We’re coming down the track with Justin Trackelroy, Travis McElRoyce, and Grippin Roof Rackelroy. And uh, Drippy. Suggested talking points: Rex the Dino is for Me, Floor Chocolate, Fresh Kill Spot, Community Theater Easter Bunny, Buckquet
May 02, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 610
We’re all set with some new comedy tools at our disposal. These are some real state-of-the-art specialty items that’ll help us jimmy office supplies, hurt Qui-Gon Jinn, and see ghosts or something. Suggested talking points: The Hat That God Couldn’t Kill, P Your O, Hugh Jacksis, Dad-Spouse, Bustin’ Makes me Buy Stuff, Sentient Tuba Case Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/
Apr 25, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 609
Get those miracles solidified! It’s the only way to ascend and gain acknowledgement and praise for those two-to-four miracles you performed. Good news: you don’t have to fight a bee! Bad news: you do have to first become a skeleton. Suggested talking points: Imdbee, How is it Ten, Piss Boys, Humously, Prescription Belt Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/
Apr 18, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 608
We’re talking classic movies and TV today. Films about superheroes everyone has heard of, video game sequels starring YOU the audience, and of course that iconic episode of The Office where Andy makes the journey to meet The Chronicle of Gonsolar to fix his vision but instead gets second sight, and it’s a whole thing . Classic! Suggested talking points: Too Many Jareds, Morebius, Stinky Rick’s Dirty Plates, Justam, Don’t Move that Big Fat Butt Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter...
Apr 11, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 607
We’d like to introduce our new (old?) middlest brother, Steve(n) Johnson. He’s super aloof, loves dangerous candy, and is the CEO. Suggested talking points: Professor Gadzooks, Donut Hush Money, Hawk Raisins, Stack of Things, Subwayne and the Sand Witch Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/
Apr 04, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 606
This episode has some notes of oud wood and creed green Irish tweed. It’s a little bit chewy with some sulfur undertones, and it’s a bit dry on the palate. In any case, there’s definitely some lingering wetness. Suggested talking points: Bespoke TikToks, Time to Blast Off, Umami Water, Community Theater Shrek, Bosh, Clone Cologne The National Asian Pacific American Women’s Forum: https://www.napawf.org/about Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/
Mar 28, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 605
This week we are standing in our truth, cursing in front of each other like the adults we are. But also for real, please don’t tell Timothy’s parents, because they’re fuckin’ narcs, and we don’t wanna get in trouble. Suggested talking points: Hot Riddle Head, Murderer (Clown Themed), Big Monty, Please get off the calculator, The Normal Woods, Tomorrow’s Sinkhole The National Asian Pacific American Women’s Forum: https://www.napawf.org/about\ Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/...
Mar 21, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 604
This episode gave us some real STANDING energy. Sometimes you just gotta talk down to the mic to let it know who’s boss. Suggested talking points: The Dungeon’s Inside the Dragon, Dong Quixote, Noodle Limpington II, Get Out of Bit Free Card, Sexy Texys, Pop Your Bones in There The National Asian Pacific American Women’s Forum: https://www.napawf.org/about Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/
Mar 14, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 603
Hey so there’s some soundbites in here that you definitely shouldn’t be using out of context. It’s a really bad idea. We promise. No one wants to hear them, trust us. Suggested talking points: CFO Jerimoo, Gab-battical, Mr. Shivers, Ruin Those Bodies, Extra-Crispy Sin The National Asian Pacific American Women’s Forum: https://www.napawf.org/about Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/
Mar 07, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 602
Y’all, we’re comin’ in hot with a brand-new seriously original movie pitch. Get this. It takes place in a galaxy far, far away. And the hero has a last name that is something in the sky and a mode of transportation. And there’s a twist about his dad. Wait, this has been done already? More than once? Hm. We better check in with Guestpert Chris Gethard instead. Suggested talking points: Kerp Live in Walls, Prescription Sheets, Geosh Sunrunner, Lazy Day Drawers, Musical Doxxing National Black Women...
Feb 28, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 601
Have we got a bodacious show for you, full of verisimilitude and similar ephemera. Don’t mind our loquaciousness, we’re trying to be more quixotic. Suggested talking points: I’m Rutherford B. Hayes, In the Boston-verse, Your Bruno Nest, Electronic Tricks, Razzle Beret National Black Women’s Justice Institute: https://www.nbwji.org/ Huntington Children's Museum: https://hcmkids.org/
Feb 21, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 600
We’re making an effort to make this show normal again, which means more sportball talk? Is that right? In any case, we’ve also brought on guestpert Ify Nwadiwe and his unique expertise to scrutinize Taco Bell morning beverage offerings and sunglasses-laundering operations at Disney. Suggested talking points: Thick Johnson, Toss the Pork Flesh, How Big a Boy can you Fly, Burrito Fund Rollover Bucks, The House Always Wins When You Go To Taco Bell National Black Women’s Justice Institute: https://w...
Feb 14, 2022•1 hr•Ep. 599
We’re sure you all heard about the iHeartMedia Presents the iHeart Radio Podcast Awards, but we’re totally fine. Absolutely fine. Congratulations. Enjoy this completely regular episode. Suggested talking points: EIGOT, Seeso’s Tapeworm, Bazinga Boys, Beef Mode, Over-Inflated Sense of Goku National Black Women’s Justice Institute: https://www.nbwji.org/ Huntington Children's Museum: https://hcmkids.org/
Feb 07, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 598
There’s an awful amount of blood in this episode. Like an astounding amount. Picture it. No, that’s . . . too much blood. Why are you thinking about that much blood? Suggested talking points: Dying in the Applebees, BlartWatch, Who Doesn’t Like Bailamos, Beuiff, Chunky Donut, Bed Bath and the Great Beyond National Black Women’s Justice Institute: https://www.nbwji.org/ Huntington Childrens Museum: https://hcmkids.org/
Jan 31, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 597
Ha ha ha! It’s the great Mambo revival over here and we’ve run out of names of people, so here is just 63:51 of trumpet. Enjoy! Suggested talking points: Proto-Vuvuzela, My Good Barley Man, Burger Burger Mushroom, MOOstache, The Chimney Man Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/
Jan 24, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 596
We’re very excited about our new sponsor, Buzzer Boys, because there are just so many hornets. So many. We don’t know where they came from, but there sure are a lot of them. Suggested talking points: BradCo, IKEA Burial, Boss Cat Business Bag, Deliciously Kissable Bellybutton Love Potion Fragrance, That’s Why I Bring Cats in on Company Time Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/
Jan 17, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 595
It’s the best time to tune in for the first time as we set goals, or maybe just settle on some mood lighting, for the year 2022. However long it takes. Ten minutes. Forty minutes. The whole episode. It’s only three years into the twenties and we honestly already can’t wait for the thirties. Suggested talking points: Carl Daniels, Sarcopha-Get It , A Night to Remember, Turn up the Fondue, Not That Kangaroo Jack Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/
Jan 10, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 594
It was some sort of holiday at the end of the year, so we’re kicking off 2022 with things we were concerned about several years ago. It’s the perfect look back if you’re really craving the infinite wisdom of Yahoo! Answers and want to learn some fun facts about horses. Suggested talking points: The Giving and Taking Tree, HVAC Plan, The Sha-Na-Nabyss, Scott Illuminati, Taco Neck Syndrome, You are the Krampus Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/
Jan 03, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 593
Big news, folks, we’ve partnered with Mariah Carey. That’s right, she'll be bringing you one segment an episode for the rest of the year! We’ve got bits and goofs that pair perfectly with the hit holiday jam. Suggested talking points: Niftys, Boner Lisa, Touch the Eyeball, Dr Crankenstein’s Monster, Pizza Shaq, Cheeseburger Sleeve, Going up to Santa’s House Asian Pacific Environmental Network: https://apen4ej.org/ Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/
Dec 21, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 592
We’re back, baby! It’s the one and only MBMBaM live show of 2021, from the beautiful Grand Sheraton in Seattle for Emerald City Comic Con. Just enough time to feel the Big Dog Woof Woof energy and never, ever experience it again. Suggested talking points: John Cena’s Sink Hole, I’m Gonna Eat this Lamp, Glitch Pancakes, Mr. Tumbus, Buried in the Field, Macro Golf, Gallagher of Perfume Asian Pacific Environmental Network: https://apen4ej.org/ Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/...
Dec 13, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 591
In this special CYBER MONDAY episode of MBMBaM we’re turning our hands into can openers, tuning the ol’ automatic butt clappers, and giving hot tips about the decks that we use to chip through the ice. Suggested Talking Points: In with the Corpos, Puttin' Georgie in the Storm Drain, Digital Love at the Oasis, Algorithmically-Produced Douglass, Big Figs, Justin McElroys’ Lil Fellas, Rick Holes Native Women Lead: https://www.nativewomenlead.org/ First Nations Development Institute: https://www.fir...
Nov 29, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 590
It’s a holiday treat from your favorite brothers, serving up hot side dishes of unexpected rom-coms, unrealistic self-improvement, and understated casseroles. Suggested talking points: Notting Thrill, Twince Vaughn, Gooshers, Special Rubber Sweat-Free Clothes, You Loyal! Lemon Pepper, Fifty Shades of Beige Native Women Lead: https://www.nativewomenlead.org/ First Nations Development Institute: https://www.firstnations.org/ Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/...
Nov 22, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 589
Introducing . . . My Brother, My Brother, and Me ft. skits, bits, and advice!! We've been inspired by Nathan Lane to bring an even higher level of enthusiasm to our projects, so get ready for the HEAT. Suggested talking points: Zack Attack is a Ghost, The Modern Bee Sting, Big Boner Joe, Dog Walker Stalker, Thirsty Zone, Gobbles of Gratitude Native Women Lead: https://www.nativewomenlead.org/ First Nations Development Institute: https://www.firstnations.org/ Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv...
Nov 15, 2021•56 min•Ep. 588
Our nemesis is back in the news, but we’re gonna take him down and put him to sleep with a fast-food themed bedtime book. Don’t worry about how a podcast advice show has a nemesis. Suggested talking points: Shaq-a-Roni and Cheese, That Ice Cream was My Dad, House of a Million Mummies with Vampire Fangs, You’re Acting Like a Child LOL, Can I Buy Our Pork Zone Native Women Lead: https://www.nativewomenlead.org/ First Nations Development Institute: https://www.firstnations.org/ Harmony House: https...
Nov 08, 2021•1 hr•Ep. 587
Welcome to MBMBaM: Revelations. Our most embarrassing secrets, revealed - some new, some old. Tough-guy affectations! Questionable fashion choices! Attempted nicknames! Suggested talking points: Oops All Justins, Have You Talked to St Paul? He eats Board Wax, Goth or JK Simmons, Jimmy Buffet Blood Transfusion, The Passionate Kissburger The Kissburger commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auPnjF4V4_k Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.co...
Nov 01, 2021•59 min•Ep. 586
We thought everyone was agreed that all of October is time for dressing in costume and eating scary donuts that are not actually that scary. But it turns out there are differing opinions about this. Good thing we’ve got Mr. Halloween himself, Joseph Fink to advise us. The King of Horror. The Duke of Doom. The Sultan of Scares. Suggested talking points: Mr. Zucker’s Cooltime Internet, Iconic Eric Pervert Mustache, Spike this Ball, The Shared Finkoverse, Mr. Bone Clown Scare Gobblers Support AAPI ...
Oct 25, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 585
As part of the celebration of the MaxFun Block Party, we've got a special crossover episode with the folks from Maximum Film discussing the good and EXTREMELY BAD advice from our favorite films. Check out Ify Nwadiwe, Drea Clark, and Alonso Duralde on Maximum Film! https://maximumfun.org/podcasts/maximum-film
Oct 19, 2021•31 min
We’ve finally made it! We got nominated for an award for our amazing ad reads. We always knew this show would be recognized for something, and it’s as a parking space for our sponsors. Suggested talking points: The Pie That Did the Mess that Broke my Heart, Bookumentary, Stephen King was Right, Krispy Skreme, Tres-bouncing Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: ht...
Oct 18, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 584