Send a text This week Zach and Sloane are back with a housewives bonanza! They're taken a mini break but they're coming in hot with a double feature episode. The duo discuss the last couple episodes of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and it's still just people alluding to something Sutton may or may not have said that's kind of racist? Then Zach and Sloane travel to the potentially made up land of Dubai for The Real Housewives of Dubai where everything appears to be part of a Truman Show style ...
Jun 16, 2022•56 min•Season 1Ep. 73
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1997's comedy action jungle extravaganza: George of the Jungle ! This is Mummy Dearest's sexiest episode yet. Right out of the gate Zach wants intimate details of Sloane's sex life and she's more than willing to lay it all out for the listeners. TW: Zach and Sloane discuss MyFitnessPal and other horrible dieting things (as per.) Other topics include: why isn't Leslie Mann aging and why was Brendan Fraser so goddamn hot? All that and so much more on th...
May 31, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 72
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap Season 12 Episode 3 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills . This time the girls are on a mini trip to see another one of Kyle's goddamn fucking stores. WHO CARES KYLE? GOODBYE KYLE! Honestly, if we have to see another store opening featuring Kyle's Kaftans we are going to quit Bravo. Just kidding but we're getting close. This week is pretty much a pile-on Kyle hate fest and we're all in. So if you like Kyle, don't listen. But if you're sick of the L...
May 26, 2022•52 min•Season 1Ep. 71
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane deep dive Season 12 Episode 2 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills . Now listen up folx, this episode is going to expose some hard truths. Sloane reads some unfortunate small penis passages from Harry Hamlin's autobiography and caps off the show with a reading from Alex McCord's book where we find out Simon ejaculated on her during the birth of their child. Ya'll it's a LOT! The duo also unpack the Sutton / Erika "fight" and Sutton's lack of care for Dori...
May 19, 2022•55 min•Season 1Ep. 70
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1997's prison breakout plane action movie classic: Con Air . Join the duo as they discuss everything from John Cusack's tiny little sandals to Sloane's dad putting Sloane on an Amtrak when she was 8 years old. They also discuss the glory that is end movie credits set to music with photos of the cast playing over the music. Lastly Zach and Sloane wonder what happened to cargo ships, train yards, and abandoned car wreckage fields with hydraulic presses....
May 18, 2022•58 min•Season 1Ep. 69
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap the season 12 premier of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ! Our gals have returned more annoying and out of touch than ever! And we love to see it baby! The premier kicks off with Dorito's million dollar break-in, Sutton's trouble with International designer law, Lisa Rinna deciding to be a bitch, and Erika telling us orphans and widows will haunt her to the grave. The season looks very promising because the girls are truly in their element. They even...
May 12, 2022•53 min•Season 1Ep. 68
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2006's iconic 18th century frou-frou masterpiece: Marie Antoinette . This is Sloane's all-time favorite movie and soundtrack so the episode is almost 2 hours long. The duo discuss everything from the movie's fashion to Jamie Dornan's armpit sweat to their idea for an Italian sandwich restaurant called Balducci's . It's a can't miss episode of Mummy Dearest so...uh, don't miss it! Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more! Follo...
May 06, 2022•1 hr 47 min•Season 1Ep. 67
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2000 American survival thriller: Vertical Limit . This is a classic Mummy Dearest film because the tropes are plentiful. This movie has it all: falling through a crevasse, dangling from a cliff by a snow pick, explosives being detonated via sunlight, rich billionaires getting their comeuppance, dying wives, dying fathers, broken bones and frostbite stumps! It's truly something to behold! Listen as Zach and Sloane talk about why it's important to never...
Apr 21, 2022•45 min•Season 1Ep. 66
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1997's biographical musical drama film: Selena . Obviously Zach and Sloane discuss their respect of JLo's mediocre talents, her beautiful lips, her beautiful nose, and her stay at Selena's parents home to prepare for her role as their deceased daughter. There's also tons of hot sauce hijinks and perhaps problematic accents in this episode. But honestly, when are there not? Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more! Follow the p...
Apr 15, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 65
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1994's superhero/ gangster comedy: The Mask ! As usual, the duo discusses zoot suits, swing dance, Cocobongo style nightclubs, child gangsters and Tommy guns! Upon rewatch, Zach and Sloane found The Mask a tad assault-y but overall it's still a great watch, so get your peepers on it and get ready to have "Cuban Pete" stuck in your head for a week! Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more! Follow the podcast on Instagram ! Foll...
Mar 29, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 64
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane are joined by writer and man-about-town, Evan Ross Katz, to unwrap 1999's star studded romantic high school undercover reporter comedy: Never Been Kissed !The trio discuss everything from undercover journalism to the price of avocados to Evan's interview with Queen Dolly Parton. Evan regales Zach and Sloane with tales from the Met Gala, stories about celebs he loves, and why positive energy will change your life and the lives of those around you! This is a c...
Mar 23, 2022•1 hr 25 min•Season 1Ep. 63
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2008's action-adventure crap fest The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor . It's one hour and 52 minutes of pure anger inducing film making. Everything about it is hurtful to fans of the Mummy franchise. Truly, we Mummy Stans are not sure what we did to deserve Tomb of the Dragon Emperor and we reject it as part of the Mummy canon. It's a very bad film. So bad that Sloane fell asleep for most of it and missed a scene involving fighting Yetis. The only g...
Mar 22, 2022•49 min•Season 1Ep. 62
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane take a trip down memory lane and remember where it all began: with 1999's The Mummy . The duo discuss everything from Brendan's rise to fame once more to the perils of trying to use an iHome hotel iPod charger to listen to music while your friend singes off their hair with Biosilk and a Chi straightener. There's laughs, there's tears, there's reader mail and there's celebrity name dropping on this super special first anniversary edition of Mummy Dearest podc...
Mar 15, 2022•1 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 61
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap Real Housewives of Miami season 4 finale part 2 (or, part dos , en español). What a treat this season has been. The women gave us everything we needed: gay intrigue, baby assassins, cocaine, domestic violence, outfit repeating, bedazzled tumblers and a night at Gianni Versace's home. Zach and Sloane take back everything they've ever said about Lisa because she laid out all her pain for the world to see during the second part of the finale. It took a l...
Mar 10, 2022•58 min•Season 1Ep. 60
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane are joined by special guest and pop culture afficionado, Jesse Chambliss, to discuss 2001's teenage dance / racial tension love story: Save the Last Dance ! Lord, did this movie rock the worlds of young Zach and Jesse. Sloane, not so much. But fear not, she's a true fan now! Clocking in at almost 2 hours, the trio discusses everything from Julia's unfortunate GAP shirt makeover where she becomes a Hungarian cleaning lady, to Jesse's brush with the boy band 9...
Mar 08, 2022•1 hr 51 min•Season 1Ep. 59
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap Real Housewives of Miami Season 4 Finale Part Uno! The ladies brought the looks, the legs, the tans and Marysol brought the goddamn bedazzled tumbler filled with vodka. The reunions are always special but something unprecedented happened this finale. Julia, goat and painted car owner, revealed her unsettling past and mysterious baby assassin story that got NO airtime this season. This bitch is GUNNING for a spot on season 5 and we are HERE FOR IT GIRL...
Mar 04, 2022•53 min•Season 1Ep. 58
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1996's nuclear bomb action-adventure film: Broken Arrow . This movie is out of bounds insane. The plot? Nonsense. The ending? We don't even know what happened. The music? Hans Zimmer's laziest work. All together these elements create a movie that is quintessential 90s viewing. It's a USA Network afternoon cozy movie and we're pretty sure you watched it during Dad's weekend. Yay divorce! Topics this week include being horny as hell for Christian Slater...
Mar 01, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 57
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane are joined by stylist to the stars, fashion icon, sartorial genius and all-around lovely human, Gabriel Held, to discuss the season finale of Real Housewives of Miami ! Even if you don't watch RHOM you need to listen to this episode because Gabriel is literally an iconic fashion darling and he has STORIES hunny. STORIES. He literally FaceTimed Naomi Campbell. Bella Hadid plays dress up in HIS closet. He is THAT BITCH ya'll! We gabbed for 90 minutes and could...
Feb 25, 2022•1 hr 36 min•Season 1Ep. 56
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2000's epic historical drama: Gladiator ! The duo discuss everything from incest (as always! but at least this time it's a theme in the movie!) to how hard Hans Zimmer goes every time he needs to score a film. The boy don't quit! He puts his whole Zimmussy into it! Sloane talks about her love of Joaquin "Wet Eyes" Phoenix and Zach claims he can feel when people shuffle off this mortal coil and into Elysium. All that and so much more on this week's Mum...
Feb 22, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 55
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap Season 4, Episode 11 of Real Housewives of Miami ! The duo are fed up with Marysol's one trick pony performance as a low rent version of Mama Elsa. And if Sloane sees a bedazzled tumbler one more time she's going to throw her tv across the room. Nothing that exciting happens this episode (save for a sapphic rain soaked dinner) because next week there's going to be a battle Royale in the Versace mansion. Stay tuned because Zach and Sloane will be cover...
Feb 18, 2022•47 min•Season 1Ep. 54
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap season 4 episode 10 of The Real Housewives of Miami ! As always a charity gala goes awry when an angry Larsa shows up hours late and starts a fight with oil slick/ grease trap Adriana. Seriously we just need to wring her out and get a little bit of the sheen off her face and hair. Maybe Guerdy can throw a charity event for Adriana where everyone donates a bottle of dry shampoo? The season is ramping up to what looks like a pretty epic battle between A...
Feb 10, 2022•53 min•Season 1Ep. 53
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1998's magazine editor ingenue / gruff older man action adventure film: Six Days Seven Nights . Even though it's unclear whether anyone else aside from Zach and Sloane and Sloane's sister have seen this film, the duo have a lot to discuss. That's because this film contains just about every 90's trope there is: plane crashes, desert islands, pirates, slouchy socks, linen shorts, stolen glances, big titty dancers, random pits where people just suddenly ...
Feb 07, 2022•55 min•Season 1Ep. 52
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap Season 4, Episode 9 of Real Housewives of Miami. The ladies are somehow still in the Hamptons and there's a very dramatic health scare courtesy of Julia who doesn't know what a hangover is. The ladies rally and show up to Larsa's jewelry / "influencer" party. It was dark times. As usual Marysol comes for our girl Nicole and we will not stand by as Marysol picks on Nicole for no reason. We still don't know who Kiki is and we're no closer to finding out...
Feb 03, 2022•53 min•Season 1Ep. 51
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane are joined by Master Colin Craven himself, Heydon Prowse, to discuss his iconic work in the magical 90's orphan film: The Secret Garden. Heydon tells us what it was like to go from unknown child to child star, his rivalry with Elijah Wood, perverted gay fan fic, and getting dissed by egg eating Dame Maggie Smith. He was also kind enough to make our childhood dreams come true by chanting with us and he answers YOUR questions about The Secret Garden ! Find out...
Jan 31, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 50
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap Season 4, episode 8 of The Real Housewives of Miami . Our girls are still in the Hamptons doing...something? Boxing? Shopping at boutiques? Eating Julia's eggs? There's not much happening this episode other than Marysol pretending to be the star of the show (try again, sweaty!) and Julia giving Audriana a...best friend ring? It was weird. It was creepy. It made us dislike Julia even more than we already do, which we didn't know was possible. It's now ...
Jan 28, 2022•52 min•Season 1Ep. 49
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1997's classic American slasher sequel: Scream 2. The duo discuss everything from Bianca breath spray (a 90's make out party classic) to the unnecessary roughness of cranberry juice. Seriously why is it so intensely tart? As usual Sloane shares her love of a random character actor (this time it's Paul Giamatti), but then she shares her secret soft spot for mega hottie / comedy legend Jerry O'Connell. Oh, and there's definitely a lot of talk about "pus...
Jan 26, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 48
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap season 4, episode 7 of the iconic Real Housewives of Miami . Baby, baby, baby, the ladies did NOT come to play this episode. The producers of this episode gave us everything a Bravo fan could ever want: a trip to the Hamptons, a fight over the rooms, sapphic tub scenes, Lisa in Mariah Carey's outfit from the Heartbreaker music video, angry Latinx accents, and MORE. They're not even one night in on this trip and already the insults are flying and the l...
Jan 21, 2022•32 min•Season 1Ep. 47
Send a text This week Zach, Sloane and fan favorite Ian Paget, unwrap 1996's coming-of-middle-aged romantic revenge comedy: First Wives Club . The trio discuss the iconic performances of literally every single human in this film (minus one disgusting sex offender), the perfection of Stockard Channing's drunken head bobble, Zach's disgusting job, Sloane's gorgeous puppy, and Ian shares Hollywood insider information! Plus multiple, multiple R&B songs are played throughout the episode, so, that...
Jan 18, 2022•1 hr 30 min•Season 1Ep. 46
Send a text This week on the Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap episode seis of Real Housewives of Miami. Topics include: the pain of sitting at a restaurant that wants you to eat on a tiny couch, $50,000 slumber parties where no one sleeps over, Lisa's sapphic almond moment, Lisa's crumbling marriage, the eternal hotness of Dr. Nicole, and the housewives love of cabaret shows. There's even a special guest this episode who discusses his first time going down a purple slide at a kid's ...
Jan 14, 2022•31 min•Season 1Ep. 45
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap season 4 episode 5 of Real Housewives of Miami. The entire episode is basically devoted to the intense Todd/ Alexia/ Peter/ Frankie fight, which surprisingly did not end in someone getting shoved off a balcony. The duo also discuss their love of sexy Dr. Nicole and hatch plans for a Serial style one-off podcast crime series called "Teeny Tiny Saint: The Tiny Manzo Story" where they promise to get to the bottom of what happened to Caroline Manzo's belo...
Jan 07, 2022•43 min•Season 1Ep. 44
