Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap two movies about "planet killers": 1998's American science fiction disaster film Armageddon and 2021's disaster comedy film Don't Look Up . Zach and Sloane compare and contrast disaster films from the 90s with disaster films from today. Topics include: Zach being murdered in the Wild West, Buzz Aldrin slaying mad pussy after going to the moon, the government keeping a list of expert drillers, why scientists hate Armageddon, Ben Affleck's 90's hotness,...
Jan 05, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 43
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap season 4 episode 4 of Real Housewives of Miami. Or, in Larsa's case, Real Housewives of Ft. Lauderdale. Larsa baby, Ft. Lauderdale ain't Miami hunny. Try again baby!! Boop! Anyway, this episode was chock full of weird sapphic foot scrubs, goat shit, and the saddest Tulum themed party anyone has ever seen. These ladies are on thin ice with these "parties"...they're just sad get togethers with some plastic table covers from Party City. We all need more ...
Dec 31, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 42
Send a text Queen of Bravo Alexia Echevarria has done it again. She is CARRYING this season on her back ya'll. How does she DO IT?! Isn't she tired? ¡Ay, Dios mío! This week Zach and Sloane discuss the difference between waterways, canals, and estuaries, Larsa's contributions to the BLT community, and so much more. Enjoy! Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more! Follow the podcast on Instagram ! Follow Sloane on Instagram ! Follow Zach on Instagram ! And most importantl...
Dec 28, 2021•46 min•Season 1Ep. 41
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2002's America spy action adventure extreme sports film: xXx . Zach and Sloane stay weirdly on topic this week because there was so much to discuss about this movie. Like why did they have a nuclear weapon attached to a solar power submarine when the weapon can only be diffused by deep water? Why did they cast Vin Diesel as an extreme sports star when he is about as nimble as a rhinoceros? Why did Asia Argento stay at her job even though she hadn't be...
Dec 28, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 41
Send a text Hello loyal friends and fans of Mummy Dearest! We wanted to give you all a little early Christmas surprise and give you one random episode of the Patreon! So jump right in to episode 4 of our And Just Like That recap! Topics include hating Che the podcast host, Stanford's random departure to Tokyo, Sally Field/Sally Foster wrapping paper from the 90s, how Zach fell in love with Sloane and some other random shit! We hope you enjoy! Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for me...
Dec 24, 2021•48 min•Season 1Ep. 40
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1999's erotic (?) May-December spy caper classic: Entrapment . The duo got a little loose on melatonin and THC gummies and accidentally forgot they were recording so things go off the rails more than usual. Topics veer wildly from the Planet Fitness "lunk alarm" to the horrors of soggy tortilla chips in a public pool. There's a little Entrapment talk during the pod but mainly it's just nonsense. Oh, and if anyone steal's Sloane's idea for a movie call...
Dec 22, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Send a text Zach and Sloane unwrap episodes 1 & 2 of The Real Housewives of Miami . Sloane is from Miami so she's basically an expert on the psychological profiles of the entire cast of this show. Topics include: the difference in pool parties in Miami and Rhode Island, Larsa Pippen's giant ass, OnlyFans, cultural appropriation, terrifying plastic surgery, and the darkness that surrounds Alexia's son, Peter. A special shout out to Alexia for carrying this entire series on her back. Truly doi...
Dec 19, 2021•55 min•Season 1Ep. 38
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1993’s gardening orphan extravaganza: The Secret Garden . The duo discuss their love of soup, chants, potions, and all things floral. Sloane lands on a new look for spring and Zach talks about his ball smells. Special appearance by Sloane’s father, who apparently passed down a genetic love of Brendan Fraser to Sloane. All this and so much more on this week’s Mummy Dearest! Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more! Follow the p...
Dec 14, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 37
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1992's best Christmas / superhero movie: Batman Returns . Discover fun facts about the movie that you probably never knew! Discover Zach's love of his own singing voice! Discover the horniness Zach and Sloane both have for Miss Selina Kyle / Catwoman! This week the duo discuss more 90's trends like hypnotists and putting Phil Collins places where he shouldn't be. Sloane talks about something depressing and Zach regales us with tales about his weird hi...
Dec 06, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 36
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1995's World War I orphan drama fest: A Little Princess . Honestly what is there to say except for "SARAAAAAAAAA!" Expect a lot of tears, a lot of orphan talk, and if you're lucky, you may even catch a vibe this episode. If you give it a listen that description will make a lot more sense. Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more! Follow the podcast on Instagram ! Follow Sloane on Instagram ! Follow Zach on Instagram ! And most...
Nov 29, 2021•1 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 35
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2000's small town girl dreaming of the big city coming-of-age musical rom com: Coyote Ugly . The duo discuss everything from the secret popularity of Goo Gone to the time commercials for cotton were a thing. Sloane gets starstruck when she finds out Zach got to watch Ed Hardy and Von Dutch designer Christian Audigier work his scissor magic live at Nordstrom. Zach also dazzles listeners with a story about True Religion jeans. The team then looks up wha...
Nov 22, 2021•1 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 34
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1995's orphan rom-com "It Takes Two" ! The duo discuss the magic of the 90's and the undeniable sensuality of dowdy mom / orphanage fanatic Kirstie Alley. They also deep dive the undeniable sexual appeal of Steve Guttenberg, a truly underrated 80's and 90's hottie with a body. This episode covers everything magical about the 90s: the Olsen twins, the wild amount of movies about orphans, the zany fonts, cultural appropriation during themed dinners and ...
Nov 15, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 33
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap Tim Burton's 1999's horror fantasy fest: Sleepy Hollow . Obviously there's much mention of Danny Elfman's inescapable bell themed score, Casper Van Dien's hotness, and the messy accents of the residents of Sleepy Hollow. There's history, mystery, and tons of recipes in this week's episode including roasted fennel and white bean dip! Sloane shares her secrets for a yummy scented home (you just need a dollop of chili in a wax warmer) and Zach explains t...
Nov 09, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 32
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane discuss 1995's drag queen road comedy: Too Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar . The duo are joined by author, ally, friend to all, and noted bisexual: Jen Winston! This episode is one of the more intellectual episodes because Jen is a wealth of information about queer issues. The trio discuss all things LGBTQIA+ and find out just how Patrick Swayze learned to be such an effortless queen. All this and more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest! S...
Oct 29, 2021•1 hr 30 min•Season 1Ep. 31
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2015's period piece supernatural horror film: The Witch! So typically Sloane will take notes as she edits but this week the only note she wrote was "gay porn idea: Plymouth Rock Hard" so...do with that what you will. The topics on the pod include general New England fan girl stuff from Zach, 2nd hand hazy memory witch lore from Sloane, and a lot of very bad British accents and a lot of whispering / shouting the name "Mercy!" Jokes aside, this film is ...
Oct 18, 2021•58 min•Season 1Ep. 30
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1994's gay gay gay gothic horror vampire extravaganza: Interview with the Vampire. Special guest Ian Paget joins the duo to discuss just how gay this film is! Ian shares some never before heard stories about his time on the set of "Rock of Ages" and somehow no one talks about incest! Don't worry, they still talk pedophilia and death! Listen to that and so much more during this week's episode of Croatia's 20th favorite comedy podcast: Mummy Dearest! Su...
Oct 11, 2021•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 28
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane take you behind the scenes with a free Patreon episode! They're unwrapping 1996's satirical slasher film: Scream. This episode is pretty no-frills because Sloane no longer cares about editing in music. Listen to the duo discuss Zach's testicular torsion and his love of Ebenezer Scrooge style sleep shirts. They also talk about Matthew Lillard's lizard tongue and why the town where Scream takes place was so cool and casual about serial killers murdering teens?...
Oct 05, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 27
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1999's American teen supernatural horror film: The Craft. This week's episode goes from light as a feather to stiff as a board as the duo discuss everything from how far you can throw semen to Sloane's current legal issues. The team discusses the hotness of 90's boys, the horrors of the patriarchy, and Fairuza Balk's tooth color. All that and much, much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for mer...
Sep 28, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 26
Send a text This week Zach Mellen and Sloane Steel unwrap 1995's coming-of-age teen comedy classic / Emma rip-off: Clueless. They unpack everything from high school parties, 90's commercial jingles, sexual tension in grocery stores, the sensuality of scallops, and of course, incest. But like, it applies to the movie this time. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more! Follow the podcast on Instagram ! Follow Sloane ...
Sep 20, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 25
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1998's teen sci-fi horror film: The Faculty. We find out chilling information about Zach (he went to a Jay Leno taping!) and we get a peek into his therapy journal (very upsetting!) Sloane makes it almost a full minute before discussing death and only 12 minutes before discussing pedophilia. The duo wonders if Elijah Wood would fuck the shit out of you or if he'd be a gentle lover. Sloane has a new business idea for Joey Fatone and the two talk gout. ...
Sep 07, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 24
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane discuss 2001's musical comedy cult classic: Josie and the Pussycats. The duo discuss feminism in film, the gaslighting of BIPOC in the music industry, and of course, Joey McIntyre. This week they make it a whole 22 minutes before discussing pedophilia which leads to Sloane telling everyone her very first AOL screen name which, surprise, surprise, was incredibly inappropriate. The team talks 90's boy bands and asks the question, "Am I sexual?" The answer of c...
Aug 30, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 23
Send a text Many weeks ago Zach and Sloane discussed 2000's sexiest she-devil comedy romp: Bedazzled. To be honest, neither Zach nor Sloane remembers what they discussed on this episode because this was taped in May and for some reason, never released. Anyway, sorry, that's the description. Enjoy? Maybe? Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more! Follow the podcast on Instagram ! Follow Sloane on Instagram ! Follow Zach on Instagram ! And most importantly, become a Patron...
Aug 23, 2021•1 hr 32 min•Season 1Ep. 22
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane share the stage with panty man / Instagram personality Brett Collins to discuss 1995's black comedy-drama crime film: To Die For. The trio discuss everything from rats to witch boots, panties to Brad Pitt's penis. Listen to them talk about Nicole Kidman's iconic performance and find out whether or not Nicole Kidman has hair or is she a secret bald baddie? Come for the laughs and stay for the surprise guest appearance by Jonbenét Ramsey! Support the show Visi...
Aug 16, 2021•1 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Send a text This week the dream team is joined by legend, icon, and all around sweet boy Ian Paget. The trio discuss 1999's cult classic black comedy: Jawbreaker. Together the trio unpack everything from Rose McGowan's fierce mean teen queen performance to Zach's need to tell people he summers on the cape. Listen to Ian talk about the time he almost became a Ryan Murphy Gay™ and listen to Sloane talk about murder as per usual. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! Support the s...
Aug 09, 2021•1 hr 41 min•Season 1Ep. 20
Send a text This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane discover the truth behind 1994’s American action adventure comedy: True Lies. This week the duo discuss common action tropes like skirt suits, bathroom fights, unresolved PTSD, and the tango craze of 1990’s action movies. Other topics include the undeniable hotness of Tia Carrere (and Tom Arnold?) and the horrors that Jamie Lee Curtis experienced at the hands of the press. All that and more on this week’s Mummy Dearest! Support the show Visi...
Aug 02, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Send a text This week Sloane was moving so she couldn't watch a movie. Instead, she and Zach field your questions! They discuss everything from their favorite snacks to why the manliest thing you can do is have sex with another man! All this and more on this week's mini episode of Mummy Dearest! Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more! Follow the podcast on Instagram ! Follow Sloane on Instagram ! Follow Zach on Instagram ! And most importantly, become a Patron and unlo...
Jul 20, 2021•53 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1996's sci-fi box office bomb / cult classic: Mars Attacks! You're in luck cinephiles because the duo actually discuss the movie this week! Of course their train quickly derails into discussion about the afterlife, the insane amount of episodes in mid 2000's shows (every season was 4,000 episodes long), White House/ Black Market, sexy civics teachers and suicidal houseplants. All this and not much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest! Support ...
Jul 13, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane say “welcome to Earth!” to 1996’s alien epic disaster film: Independence Day! Zach delivers two incredible acting performances during this episode inspired by queen / non ballet dancer / dolphin enthusiast Vivica A. Fox. They talk Florida’s problem with public beach 20 foot long sub sandwiches, fake joining the Peace Corp, and punching Harry Connick Jr. in his smug little face. Sloane, as usual, discusses her hot cousin and Zach gives us his colonial-inspire...
Jul 03, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Send a text Two of you asked for it, now you're all getting it...the first ever Mummy Dearest minisode! Zach sets a timer for 45 minutes and Sloane talks about her star studded trip to California! Listen to Sloane regale you with tales such as: strong arming her way onto the set of Vanderpump Rules and manifesting multiple interactions with Shia LaBeouf! Also, Zach talks about his weirdest celeb spotting and answers your burning Mummy Dearest questions. All this, and not much more, on the first ...
Jun 28, 2021•48 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane discuss 1997's most eruptive disaster film starring Pierce Brosnan's Croakies: Dante's Peak. Zach shares the tale(s) of his daring rescues and how he received the title of Rhode Island's Puddle Boy. The duo discuss child murder (as usual) and Sloane discusses her Father's Day plans with Kenny G and the time she was addicted to smoking construction worker cigarette butts. And there's a bonus construction worker story, too! They actually talk about the movie t...
Jun 22, 2021•1 hr 27 min•Season 1Ep. 14
