Send a text This week Zach and Sloane disappoint almost everyone by barely discussing 1996's best disaster film about separated storm chasers looking for love and tornados: Twister. They discuss everything from class rings and Helen Hunt's lesbian top energy to Grimace's perfect body. Listen to them discuss Zach's favorite all-you-can-eat chicken restaurant and his high school's jock strap problem. Don't hold your breath as you wait for them to discuss Twister because it doesn't happen! Sure the...
Jun 14, 2021•1 hr 57 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Send a text This is it. The moment no one has been waiting for: 90'S SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER TIME! This week Zach and Sloane travel back in time to 1993's science fiction dinosaur spectacular: Jurassic Park! Unlike most episodes they actually discuss the film this time. Of course there's plenty of sidetracks including: Zach's nose hair, Sloane breastfeeding her adult son, problematic Chick-fil-A, Sloane's terrible babysitting and wild massage story! Listen to Zach and Sloane discuss why no one should...
Jun 07, 2021•1 hr 29 min•Season 1Ep. 12
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unpack 1993's incredibly problematic erotic thriller: The Crush. As always the duo barely discuss the movie but instead focus on Thermos kids, Sloane's dad's 1960's electrolysis, perverted veterinarians, which flavor of Doritos make Zach sick and whether or not nanny Fran Fine could bring peace to the Middle East. All this and more on this week's Mummy Dearest! Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more! Follow the podcast on Instagram...
May 31, 2021•1 hr 26 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane barely discuss 2002's erotic teen psychopathic thriller, Swimfan! Listen to them veer wildly from talking about Sloane's denim fedora and Zach's double popped collars, to high school basketball games and the Holocaust. They cover it all yet also cover nothing at all on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest! Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more! Follow the podcast on Instagram ! Follow Sloane on Instagram ! Follow Zach on Instagram...
May 24, 2021•1 hr 47 min•Season 1Ep. 10
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane are joined by everyone's favorite guest co-host, Ian Paget, to discuss the horniest movie of their preteen years: Cruel Intentions. Ryan Phillippe, the King of 1999, drops in before dinner to dish up some behind-the-scenes facts about "Cruel Intentions" and Zach and Ian freak out. Find out what prop Ryan kept from set and find out what Benecio Del Toro smells like! All that and more on this week's can't miss episode! Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcas...
May 17, 2021•1 hr 41 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Send a text This week Zach Mellen and Sloane Steel discuss 1995's best pill addled, drunk, skydiving talking gorilla adventure caper: Congo! Before they unpack Laura Linney's ("ugly woman" -Amy the gorilla) award winning performance they discuss everything from pubic hair rankings to terrorism. Sloane talks about her experience flying Spirit airlines while Zach talks about, what else, leeches on his scrotum. This week we find out Sloane has been invited to join the illuminati and we find out why...
May 10, 2021•1 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane discuss 1995's misunderstood NC-17 erotic drama masterpiece: Showgirls. Listen to them kind of talk about Showgirls while also discussing how Zach wants to be committed to a turn of the century insane asylum, the lawlessness of airport terminals, Doggy Chow, the perils of MAC lipgloss, Zach's groundbreaking exercise tips, Sloane's fan theory about Miss Britney Jean Spears's film Crossroads, and Showtime's Gigolos. As always they discuss penis size, Michael F...
May 03, 2021•1 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 7
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane discuss an oft forgotten rom-com masterpiece, 1999's "Blast from the Past" starring King Brendan Fraser and Queen Alicia Silverstone. As always Zach and Sloane discuss Zach's scrotum, their love of Brendan's soft lips, Zach's obsession with Alicia Silverstone, and the swing dance craze of the 90's. They also delve into their personal celebrity feuds. Zach faces off against Tahj Mowry while Sloane goes head to head with the self proclaimed new king of pop, Aa...
Apr 27, 2021•1 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane discuss 1997's fever dream fantasy "Batman & Robin"...the gayest film ever made! Listen to them deep dive dicks, gynecologists, Queen Uma Thurman's stunning performance, that weird time in the 90's when films were all about women auctions, and which Vanderpump Rule's baby should be cast as Robin if this film is ever remade! Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more! Follow the podcast on Instagram ! Follow Sloane on Instagram ! Fo...
Apr 19, 2021•1 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 5
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane are joined by legendary TikTok/ film/ tv/ stage star Ian Paget. In what critics will one day call "Mummy Dearest's Most Emotional Episode" Ian, Zach, and Sloane cry, laugh, and hide in a closet. Together, the trio explore everything from Nicole Kidman's exquisite breathing, Sandra's 90's wardrobe, hot ghosts, the magnetic sexiness of Mark Feuerstein, Black Philip the scariest lamb-goat of all time, and women's repression in small town New England. It's an ep...
Apr 12, 2021•1 hr 46 min•Season 1Ep. 4
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1997's snakiest action-adventure: Anaconda. They apologize to South America on behalf of Jon Voight's accent and thank their El Salvadorian fans (Mummy Dearest hit #4 on El Salvador's comedy podcast chart!) Together, Zach and Sloane discuss how horny the jungle makes people, evil Owen Wilson, Louis Vuitton luggage, and most importantly: how many leeches can Zach fit on his normal sized scrotum? Listen and find out! Support the show Visit MummyDearestP...
Apr 05, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Send a text Zach and Sloane return (like the Mummy) to discuss one of 2001's most important historical events: The Mummy Returns. Zach talks about his time working in the dark tombs at Hollister and Sloane sadly recounts the time Abercrombie + Fitch wouldn't hire her. They also discuss the movie (especially the erotic knife fight scenes, of which there are many!) Again, they discuss the incredibly arousing casting of The Mummy Returns. And finally, find out whether or not Rachel Weisz is having ...
Mar 29, 2021•1 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Send a text Zach Mellen and Sloane Steel unwrap your darkest fantasies about the cinematic masterpiece "The Mummy" staring King Brendan Fraser. Zach and Sloane deep dive everything from bi-sexual awakenings to what it takes to become a Bembridge Scholar. Listen and learn everything you've ever wanted to know about the greatest film of all time. Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more! Follow the podcast on Instagram ! Follow Sloane on Instagram ! Follow Zach on Instagra...
Mar 25, 2021•1 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 1
