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Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burnswww.morningsomewhere.com
Welcome to your daily morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website: https://www.morningsomewhere.com Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Episodes

2025.01.20: Dummest Timelion

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Great TikTok Comeback of 2025, Presidential Crypto, Bernie mittens, indoor inaugurations, and a bunch of other dumb stuff. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 20, 202528 min

2025.01.17: On Innies & Outies

Burnie and Ashley discuss David Lynch, being an artist in a commercial world, Nicolas Cage oscars, mistaken identities, Severance Season 2, Switch Two, complaints about the Switch One, docking with your friends, TikTok's imminent demise, and RedNote's rise. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

Jan 17, 202525 min

2025.01.16: Hallway Fighting

Burnie and Ashley discuss Blue Origin, the New Glenn rocket, the Daredevil trailer, Atomic Blonde, Oldboy, The Punisher, and Severance Season 2. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 16, 202523 min

2025.01.15: Dunked

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Great Donut Correction, Dunkin nomenclature, donut shop flavored coffee, cheez products, Disney sued for $10 billion, and whether or not Moana is worth half a trillion dollars. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 15, 202521 min

2025.01.14: Real Girls

Burnie and Ashley talk about sex bots, lifetime dating budgets, Nintendo Switch 2, the loneliness epidemic, AARP, porn driving technology, and poisoning the social well. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 14, 202526 min

2025.01.13: The People's Episode

Burnie and Ashley discuss Axe body spray, independent rewilding, inaugural donations, presidential LAN parties, "the People" bidding on TikTok, Elon's Diablo rankings, comparing the LA fire to the Great Chicago Fire, LA Rams playing in Arizona, damages vs economic impact, and the best way to share. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

Jan 13, 202530 min

2025.01.10: Finding Out

Burnie and Ashley discuss sleep bifurcation, CES Worst of Show, flying cars, unrepairable tech, TikTok's day in court, Alec Baldwin's counter-offensive, Wiggle thirst traps, and the unhinged wildfire conspiracies on X. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 10, 202520 min

2025.01.09: The Cool Parents

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Los Angeles wildfires, iPhone's birthday, Windows phones, Ashley the drug dealer, the games our subreddit won't delete, understanding the Scots, and our upcoming Sharing Day. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 09, 202525 min

2025.01.08: Popping Your K

Burnie and Ashley discuss Madame Web's dashed Oscar hopes, actual cannibals, just doing it, weird Best Picture criteria, Armie Hammer, In The Lost Lands, various Paul Andersons, Resident Evil movies vs games, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Squid Game's K-pop connections, and APT by Rosé. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

Jan 08, 202528 min

2025.01.07: Bad Patterns

Burnie and Ashley discuss Revenge of the Nerds, CES, Samsung's Ballie, robot motivations, sick strategies, is patriotism American, Royal Mail, Apple's post-Jobs hits, Apple Watch, charging woes, videogames we never delete, NVIDIAs $2000 video card, Trudeau resigns, and another monkey on the lam. This episode is extended on Patreon. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://st...

Jan 07, 202527 min

2025.01.06: Globally Golden

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Golden Globes 2025, roast hosts, awards memory holes, Emilia Perez, what is a comedy, Ted Lasso's Oz connection, Wild At Heart, Medal of Freedom winner, Wild Robot, Flow, the Millennial Pause, TikTok's final appeal, dead internet acceleration, and Meta's phony influencer backtrack. This episode is extended on Patreon. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http:/...

Jan 06, 202527 min

2025.01.03: Very Small Fish

Burnie and Ashley discuss biometric consent, peak gossip, chess drama, denim bad boys, Blitz title sharing, CFB update, Squid Game Season 3 release date, buckling down, Void Crew, and Ted Lasso. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 03, 202525 min

2025.01.02: Peachy

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Legend of Skattabo, sink holes, spy novels, Apple's free TV weekend, Nancy Drew, Mack Bolan, Jason Bourne, James Bond, and surviving quicksand. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 02, 202521 min

2025.01.01: Resoluting

Burnie and Ashley discuss fireworks' PR problem, drone show calamities, motivation at New Years, plans for the coming 365 days, fake influencers, NFL robberies, and our Deshitify 2025 efforts. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 01, 202528 min

2024.12.31: Ultimate 2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss updated coffee math, thank the people who made the podcast a success this year, and say goodbye to 2024. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Dec 31, 202424 min

2024.12.30: Strawburied

Burnie and Ashley discuss the death of iconic humanitarian President James Carter and his enduring legacy on charity, kindness, and goodwill. Also, the Pop Tart Bowl. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Dec 30, 202427 min

2024.12.27: One

Burnie and Ashley discuss their first anniversary, Sony's Spiderverse woes, the press being mean, podcast mathematics, and the MCU's year off. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Dec 27, 202418 min

2024.12.26: Boxing Out

Burnie and Ashley discuss current events, the real heroes, NBA ratings demise. bad boys, Lebron, Bronny, WNBA sales pitch, NFL on Netflix, TV equals football, why people like University sports, and lingerie bowls. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Dec 26, 202418 min

2024.12.25: Jingling

Burnie and Ashley talk about their favorite Christmas traditions. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Dec 25, 202423 min

2024.12.24: Black Widower

Burnie and Ashley discuss rural Scotland holiday hours, work/life/holiday balance, broke math, forced Boomer nostalgia, Christmas movies, weird transitions for media, 80s NFL broadcasts vs NFL Films, pan and scan, motion smoothing, Q vs Q, Black Doves, Hawkeye, Lady Avengers, edible glitter, the gift card economy, and being "hard to buy for." Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://stor...

Dec 24, 202427 min

2024.12.23: Occupational Occolades

Burnie derails Ashley's schedule as they discuss Movie of the Year, best day for Christmas, leap year as a designated hitter, buying kids for Christmas, Ashley's Christmas tip, hoarding iPhone boxes, our best Christmas gift of all time, Burnie rants about expiration dates again, Movie of the Year, Blake Lively woes, Accolade games, Mush's fireside video, NORAD vs NAADC, Sears destroys America, and our most Occular Occupational Accolades. Check out the Mush Yule Log at: https://www.patreon.com/mo...

Dec 23, 202426 min

2024.12.20: The Podcast That Played Beast

Burnie and Ashley discuss Bailey's, Irish as an adjective, Bitcoin's crunch, government shutdowns, nominees for Movie of the Year, tennis movies, gritty Kirsten Dunst, Anna Paquin, Superman's new teaser, the fake trailer crisis, AI fever dreams, recording dreams, that guy who played beast, American treats, and Martha Stewart makes egg nog. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: h...

Dec 20, 202426 min

2024.12.19: Starting Now

Burnie and Ashley discuss Steam Replay, Burnie makes a vow, big hard drives, Nintendo Switch, achievement entitlement, platinum trophies, declining player bases, favorite graphs, biorhythms, Hot Stuff vs Cold Fish, keeping Mega64 alive, California's Bird Flu emergency, and the media's fascination with missing girls. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomew...

Dec 19, 202427 min

2024.12.18: Person Of The Year

Burnie and Ashley reveal the Morning Somewhere Person of the Year, Burnie getting picked up at the airport, Burnie's no friends strategy, Butch and Sunny get an extension, possible Animal of the Year, railroad urban legends, and a call for nominations for Movie of the Year. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

Dec 18, 202428 min

2024.12.17: These Lying Kids

Burnie and his last guest for the year Becca Frasier talk about raising kids in a digital world, skin care, beauty trends, oil training your hair, rural laws, first vehicles, Eames chairs, and debating which wood is the best wood. EXTENDED VERSION AVAILABLE ON PATREON. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Dec 17, 202427 min

2024.12.16: The Worst Of All Time

Burnie and fellow British person Gavin Free discuss modern YouTube, making each other mad, Freddie Wong, car stunts, delicious thuds, Stork favoritism, milk delivery, and the terrible legacy of refrigeration. EXTENDED VERSION AVAILABLE ON PATREON.COM/MORNINGSOMEWHERE. For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Dec 16, 202425 min

2024.12.13: Of Pattillos & Dillos

Vote for Person of the Year at morningsomewhere.com Burnie and Jack Pattillo discuss old school Austin, the rareness of Austin natives, five generations of Austinites, terrible real estate decisions, Austin FC, UT's massive presence in Austin, haunted castles in Austin, early memories from Achievement Hunter, where we ate lunch, and what Jack is doing now. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check ou...

Dec 13, 202431 min

2024.12.12: Eyebrow Club

Burnie and special guest Barbara Dunkelman discuss being a good co-host by being an audience, laughing along, subtle shade, easy laughs, affirmational posting, astrology, toxic positivity, platitudes, incriminating eyebrows, All Good No Worries, RWBY speculation, and the continued rise of the Stinky Dragon franchise. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com...

Dec 12, 202434 min

2024.12.11: Good Morning Geoff

Burnie and his guest Geoff Ramsey discuss Austin, the housing market, not calling friends on their birthday, choosing your sports allegiances, Branson Missouri, smoked turkeys, Yakov Smirnoff, being passive aggresive, and a dozen other things. Massively extended version on our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Dec 11, 202432 min

2024.12.10: The Anti Elden Ring

Burnie and his best-ever mentee Kerry Shawcross discuss the latest updates on RWBY, Infinity Nikki, dress up games, mentorship, jiggle physics, Luigi gets busted, milkshake duck, nice eyebrows, and zeroing in on Person of the Year. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Dec 10, 202429 min