This week, Carol ponders when it's ok to put a pet down while Jen asks "When is it ok to suggest salad?" Earthworm Jim asks some probing questions and Dr. Steve talks nuts...again. Does the whole "Trans" question really come down to whether someone laughs at The Three Stooges? And Errol Morris...Am I right? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
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Why does Kid Rock think we care? The ladies think Budweiser should double-down and dress the Clydesdales in mini skirts and tiaras. Why would anyone own a chihuahua, and why would a waitress be fired for doing exactly what a customer wants? Also, explosive gas has an unfortunate side-effect. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
Episode 224 Promo
This week, Carol negotiated her way through an old-person buffet while Jen choked on a pea. What's more irritating than a pushy salesman? Finding out that they may have been right. The ladies discuss anus-shaped hotels, dead goats, and an answer from Dr. Steve regarding toe fungus. Be sure to visit magicmind.com and use MOMSWIPESLEFT at checkout. Or don't. We don't really care. Also, check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
Episode 223 Promo
Carol has a shitlist regarding the new no-drag-queen law, and Jen requests that someone play a kazoo with their asshole. How does one divorce oneself? And what ever happened to the Pennsylvania alligator? Also, disease inspired fashion trends and childhood insults. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
Episode 222 Promo
You know they're practically interchangeable, right? This week, Carol is pissed with parents who don't want their children seeing David's tiny dick, and Jen comes up with a great way to help subsidize childcare expenses. Why are Saskatchewanians so damn fun? Also, why shouldn't you put a raw chicken in your vagina? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
Episode 221 Promo
Carol's on a diet and hasn't shit for days, and Jen learns that she's Asian. A new discovery awakens Carol's fear of large birds, and Dr. Steve answers an age-old ear wax question. Why are male-led podcasts so long? And do cotton balls count as vegetables? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
Episode 220 Promo
This week, Jen is pissed off at Dunkin' Donuts for canceling the French Cruller, and Carol is starting to believe that these really are the end times. What does raw hamster taste like? And what's more bacteria-ridden than your water bottle? That would be the belly button. Also, the ladies play a little game called "Who's the Biggest Freak". Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
Episode 219 Promo
It's an episode of MSL Musings this week. How would you describe great sex as an ice cream flavor? How much is too much to spend on a donut? Where is your favorite place to hide toe jam? Also, Dr. Steve answers our nipple questions while researching the differences in ear wax. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
Episode 218 Promo
Carol is angered by a recent Facebook war while Jen muses about Yankee Candle collections. Why is an animal claw the bane of crepey skin? And would a natural condom stand up to Jen's vaginal forces? Also, a quixotic ad placement interrupts the show for the benefit of Logan Paul and mental health in general. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
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It's an episode jam-packed with meaty Dr. Steve! The ladies learn all about post-apocalyptic fish market snatch, what urine tastes like, why jellyfish are so sexually frustrated, and why Dr. Steve always knows what is in Jenny's vagina. Be sure not to miss this one as it's the birth of a beautiful new love affair. Check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
Episode 216 Promo
The ladies are still dealing with a bit of crisis, so this week, it's a cutting room floor episode. But don't worry. You've never heard any of it, so it's like they're still there. Also, we are joined by superstar and media mogul Larry King. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
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This week, the ladies discuss the marketability of the menopause industry and its ramifications on funding within the healthcare system. Also, they talk about severed dicks and a band called Watch. Can a dead groundhog be as accurate in its predictions as one that is living? And what would you do without eyeballs? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
Episode 214 Promo
And you thought Carol's burping was bad? This week, the ladies are bringing you everything animal. What were the best animal attacks of 2022? What is up with the rogue gay baboon? Is it illegal to shit on your own car? So many questions and very few answers. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
Episode 213 Promo
Despite incredible neck pain and a missing skin tag, Jen and Carol muse upon what it would be like to have a masturbating walrus come to town. What trends should you be saying goodbye to in 2023? What are some of the strangest corpses ever found, you ask? Also, Jen describes how to play "The Blanket Game". Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
Episode 212 Promo
Despite a Nor'easter, the ladies meet to bitch about messy suicides, nipples falling off, and ass polyps the size of Rhode Island. Why is the metric system so stupid? Also, it's the first OFFICIAL game of "What's In Jenny's Vaginer". Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
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