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Mom Swipes Left

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Mom Swipes Left is a weekly podcast with two middle-aged women who can’t seem to grow up. In defiance of aging and conformity, they talk about everything, swipe right on nothing, and are always up for something.
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Episodes

Episode 241: Better Late Than Never

This week, Jen experiences a tech issue and Carol says goodbye to a beloved pet. Can the spirit box create memories? And which dead man brought a planeload of passengers to tears? Also, MSL tries the foods you don't want to. Enjoy!

Sep 10, 202337 min

Episode 240: Revisiting the Soft Head

It's Carol's birthday and the ladies are talking about goals and the final wish of a dying woman. You'll be entertained by a behind-the-scenes look at how MSL creates those memorable Notable News sing-ins. Also, what Jorge doesn't know about his upcoming vacation can't hurt him...or could it? Be sure to check out Mom Swipes Left !

Aug 27, 202323 min

Episode 239: Molars Full of Cement

It's all but the kitchen sink this week: runny eyes and bee stings; grit in your ham salad; and other words for vaginer. Carol does a digger deepening into the word of Hunter's laptop and crazy Japanese dolls. Also, a Dear Daddy about knowing a porn star. Be sure to check out our website at Mom Swipes Left !

Aug 20, 202341 min

Episode 238: Nothing But Fat and Towser

Jen wonders if suicide is only for high-functioning depressives while Carol laments stains on her mattress. What do manatee group sex events have to do with Lizzo? And what's with these urban legends that are coming true? Be sure to check out the Mom Swipes Left website!

Aug 13, 202335 min

Episode 237: 2023's Act II

This week, Jen describes her day as a fart, and Carol wants to kick some teenage ass. After a long wait, we return to Carol's Fucked Up Childhood Memories and learn that bulimics are the fat anorexics. What do Max Headroom and severed but sneakered feet have in common? Also, a medical professional claims that "we may not ALL die in this lifetime."

Aug 06, 202341 min

Episode 236: A Spooge and Cassette Classic

Carol and Jen have some big news and it's not just that they're being sued. Have we overestimated the importance of one's head? And what are we supposed to do with cremation ash clutter? Also, we have a Fan-fuckin-tastic with Mia! Be sure to look for our legal fund plea coming in the near future on momswipesleft.com .

Jul 30, 202335 min

Episode 235: Nature's Butler

What's that smell? Could it possibly be the tang of optimism? Carol has a grievance with Jen about Jorge. Does Jen have capacity in her heart to care? What's up with all the monkey porn? Also, we're talking hobbies and vomit. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Jul 23, 202332 min

Episode 234: Hard Conversations

Jen and Carol have some news about the future of MSL, so buckle up. Why are cats such annoying pets, and why can't people just stop playing with their own poop? Is it possible to manage stress? Also, you've heard it here first: there appears to be an exotic/domestic pet coup d'état happening, people. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Jul 16, 202326 min

Episode 233: Beware the Neti Pot

Carol is back from the left coast, and Jen has a valuable PSA she learned during her absence. Why is Jen trying to contract hiccups? Does the word "Skidmore" make you chuckle? Also, Carol proves her superiority in the world of celebrity conspiracies. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Jul 09, 202341 min

Episode 232: National Gash Day

Carol has some good news about her tits, and Jen shows her ignorance on Juneteenth. The ladies have a hypothesis about Cranberry's recent habits, and Carol is pissed that she can catch leprosy from armadillos. When should we celebrate Gash Day? And why are paradoxes so stupid? Carol's on ANOTHER vacation next week, so join us when we're back on July 9th!

Jun 25, 202340 minEp. 232

Episode 231: All Things Squish

Carol hates drunk anxiety, and Jen is pissed about smelly new shoes. Also, her washer is filled with black mold. This week, the ladies bushwack through the jungles of disinformation to bring you accurate news (a week late). What kind of superpower does Ken have that he just hasn't realized? Why does Jen have a hole in her spine? Will Carol's love of corn nuts create a rift for MSL? All of this AND an answer from Dr. Steve. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com ....

Jun 18, 202338 minEp. 231

Episode 230: A Snack Bag and a Cock Block

The ladies have just returned from a weekend with parents and tempers are flared. Does the vagina have an ability to taste? When will Jen's Bronco explode? Is Ken-the-Movie-Guru all hype? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Jun 11, 202344 minEp. 230

Episode 229: It's a Mini-sode, Bitch

Yep. It's a shorter one. We got shit to DO. This week, we have a shitlist about toddlers and dead nuns. Also, Sweet Sophie is graduating college! Praise the baby Jesus. And, Carol plays "Works of Fart". Don't bother to check out our links and show notes because we're in Canadia sweet tits!

Jun 04, 202323 minEp. 229

Episode 228: One Of Us

It's the smell of springtime, and what does that mean? The ladies are thinking of sideshow freaks, of course. This week, we discuss a very cool and controversial yearbook and why we really need toes. Why do Jen's pants fall down in public? And why doesn't Carol remember to squeeze the bread? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

May 28, 202343 minEp. 228

Episode 227: Gateway Bee Balls and Parkour Fish

The ladies are back with a Jorge update and news about Koko's nipple fetish. Jen's exciting week off included farting out an old chestnut while Carol suffered through an anxiety fueled illness. This week we have an Amazon review quiz; an AI Limerick submission from a fan; and some of the most frightening animal practices done when humans aren't looking. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

May 21, 202345 minEp. 227

Episode 226: If You Don't Know Math, I Can't Help You

Jen has a shitlist with the Bing Bot Bitch and Carol is sad that the world is running out of helium. It's a Notable News quiz with a Sister Christian flair! What do street dog scrotes, cow dung cars, and slipping the tip into conjoined twins have to do with each other? Just wait and see. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

May 07, 202343 minEp. 226
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