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Mom Swipes Left

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Mom Swipes Left is a weekly podcast with two middle-aged women who can’t seem to grow up. In defiance of aging and conformity, they talk about everything, swipe right on nothing, and are always up for something.
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Episodes

Episode 195: A Very Cranberry Surprise

The ladies are slowly recovering from the Vid, and a surprise call from Cranberry brings a glow to their faces. Why is Dr. Steve demanding videos of Jen's pudenda? If a toddler won't drink, is a hose up its ass the answer? What IS Carol's secret tic? Also, meet Jeremy, the newest of the MSL fans. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Sep 11, 2022•41 min•Ep. 195

Episode 194: Dallas Positive

The ladies are back from Dallas with Covid and they feel like ass. It's a short and sweet episode about "moon c***", people with dementia, and how Carol has no taste. We will be back next week, hopefully, with our voices and wits about us. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Sep 04, 2022•22 min•Ep. 194

Episode 192: Carol Has a Panic Attack

With a trip to Dallas coming up, Jen decides it's a good time for Carol to face her fear of flying. A message from a new fan inspires a fascinating conversation about polio. It's time to talk about bears using the internet to buy drugs, and also, what's up with crazy white chick energy? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Aug 21, 2022•37 min•Ep. 192

Episode 191: Charlie, Charlie...Why Do My Farts Smell?

Heads up to all you sensitive people out there. This episode tackles some very difficult topics: pool masturbation; camel toe; butthole cancer. You've been warned. Also, back by popular demand, a Notable News Quiz V2 (that means version 2). Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Aug 14, 2022•44 min•Ep. 191

Episode 190: Whistlin' Nuts

Jen and Carol try to Jedi-mind-trick Joel and wring a thank you out of Ken. How well do you know the news: Big-headed homeless people; buffalo style fat lips; and the world's longest queef are all on the list. Also, the ladies duke it out over who gets to fuck Grampa Walton. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Aug 07, 2022•41 min•Ep. 190

Episode 189: That Is So Liam

Carol and Jen debate the fine line between "self-care" and "self-ish" and also take the opportunity to stereotype the popular baby names of 2021. How much are your organs worth? Would you like to make a living insulting others? Also, what if the solution to conflict was simply reframing the narrative? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Jul 31, 2022•40 min•Ep. 189

MSL Mini: The Goos

Where does it come from? A thing so sinister it may just be the end of us all.

Jul 28, 2022•1 min

Episode 188: Oysters or Skids

Jen worries about her mental state while Carol is just exhausted. An epic Would You Rather from listener Earthworm Jim proves scintillating. Back by popular demand, Confession Corner takes a rude turn, and the ladies muse over which redhead they'd screw. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Jul 24, 2022•42 min•Ep. 188

MSL MIni: Ken 2.0

Ken with a bionic arm is the librarian we all want and need.

Jul 21, 2022•1 min

Episode 187: A Fish Conspiracy Revealed

This week, Carol and Jen revive an old segment, "Confession Corner" and one of Carol's monstrous belches reveals a "Cranberry" surprise. Are there some unintended benefits from the new Roe? Why are fish jumping down people's throats? Does Jen really have Angelman Syndrome? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Jul 17, 2022•41 min•Ep. 187

Episode 186: The Truth About Baby Gays

Carol is in a bad way, and Jen doesn't know when to stop sharing. Grievances with Pomme Swipes After evolve into a very special moment between the ladies. Jen's sister, Heather, joins the show to discuss hygiene (or lack thereof). Also, you may be surprised at how easy it is to insert a bottle of rum into your vaginer. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Jul 10, 2022•37 min•Ep. 186

MSL Mini: Mouth Eaters

The ladies give advice on dealing with a co-worker who "snuffs" food.

Jul 07, 2022•2 min

Episode 185: Get a Job

Carol has some surprising news, and Jen tries to see the silver lining. Also, the ladies try to help Ken find a new career path without much success. A new fan, Cranberry Electric, shows how caring and concerned he is for the ladies' safety. Have you ever wondered what to do with all that leftover sperm? We have some suggestions. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Jul 03, 2022•45 min•Ep. 185

Episode 184: Those Saul to Paul Moments

Jen and Carol are back from a failed road trip only to be inundated with (mostly) critiques but also some love! How psyched would you be to give birth at a Metallica concert? And what if the baby had two penises? Plus, Carol flexes her music knowledge with a Name That Tune quiz. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Jun 26, 2022•42 min•Ep. 184
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