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Mom Swipes Left

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Mom Swipes Left is a weekly podcast with two middle-aged women who can’t seem to grow up. In defiance of aging and conformity, they talk about everything, swipe right on nothing, and are always up for something.
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Episodes

Episode 183: How Woke is Too Woke?

We can't think of two people less qualified to answer this question, but Jen and Carol bumble into the murky waters of woke-ness. Ever wonder what that racial slur REALLY means? How excited are the ladies that Cardiff is back? Also, several quirky small towns that may be the perfect getaway for MSL. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Jun 19, 202239 minEp. 183

Episode 182: Who's the Best?

This turned into one thirsty episode! Jen and Carol question what they're contributing to society and record a congrats to everyone's favorite podcast, Dads on Dayquill. The official Uber Lost and Found Index has been released, and the ladies hatch a scheme to make it into the annals next year. Also, a list of people who have performed surgery on themselves proves to be a let down. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Jun 12, 202238 minEp. 182

Episode 181: Mom Swipes Left vs. Impolite Society

Jen and Carol go up against the young-uns from Impolite Society podcast in a generational contest of wits. Why can't we make money selling pants from the homeless? Also, why aren't scientists studying dolphin jack-off habits? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Jun 05, 202248 minEp. 181

Episode 180: Nonfan-Fucking-Tastic Amy

Jen learns that one of Carol's friends HATES Jen, so the ladies call to find out why. Why do octopus mums go bat shit crazy? Why aren't we using corpses to fuel the nation? Also, Joel joins a talk about genital surgeries and admits that Carol's labials are on the thin side. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

May 29, 202248 minEp. 180

Episode 179: Worst Ways to Die

Carol's convinced she has breast cancer and Jen tries to cheer her up with worse ways to die. Why do nipples have hair? How is Joel really a straight man? Do you know your grandparents? And to no surprise, Jen fucks up a brackets game and doesn't even know it. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

May 22, 202242 minEp. 179

Episode 178: Fan-Fucking-Tastic Richard

Who knew a "Gentlemen's Club" was so similar to Old Country Buffet? This week, Jen and Carol talk to self-proclaimed Glory Hole aficionado Richard. If worms exploded out of your butt, would you wish for death? And is eating ants a sign of being on the autism spectrum? So many questions; not many answered. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

May 15, 202246 minEp. 178

Episode 177: Mom Wipes Front to Back

You thought Jen and Carol were on vacation? You were right! But Cardiff Electric kindly offered to fill in as a guest host this week. Thank you #CardiffElectricArmy for the support. We will see you freaks next week!

May 08, 20228 minEp. 177

Episode 177 Promo

This week, a very special guest host, Cardiff Electric!

May 06, 202251 secEp. 177

Episode 176: A Series of Coincidences

Carol's been unwell and Jen has just been plain wrong about a lot of stuff. A keen-eared listener makes an astute otovation, and it sends the ladies down a delightful memory lane. Think your world is important? Think again. All the "big" news stories from our youth that barely made a blip. Also, the introduction of the "Zinger-Burger"! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

May 01, 202238 minEp. 176

Episode 175: From Pomme to the Bristol Stool Chart

Carol's feeling famous and Jen is pissed at her own eyelids. The ladies clear up some questions about Pomme Swipes After , and Carol takes a sexual urban legend quiz. Is your shit healthy? No one seems to really know. And speaking of poop, listen up KFC! We have two fine finger-lickers RIGHT HERE! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Apr 24, 202244 minEp. 175

Episode 174: Everyone's a Faker

This week Carol and Jen descend into the madness of fakery. Why do people pretend to be better than they are? Why won't Carol let Jen smell her finger? Why do childhood bullies have to go and die before we can kill them ourselves? Also, the ladies learn that their new phone number is 207 EL TUNA 1! Magical. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Apr 17, 202242 minEp. 174

Episode 173: Women Aren't Funny

I mean, if James from FaceBook says it, everyone knows it's true. This week, the ladies bring you a mercifully shorter episode in which they discuss what they've learned from Who Are These Podcasts. Don't even bother to look for show notes or links for this one at momswipesleft.com .

Apr 10, 202234 minEp. 173
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