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Mom Swipes Left

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Mom Swipes Left is a weekly podcast with two middle-aged women who can’t seem to grow up. In defiance of aging and conformity, they talk about everything, swipe right on nothing, and are always up for something.
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Episode 173 Promo Part 2

The moment the gals realize that stealing other people's content is genius.

Apr 08, 2022•59 sec•Ep. 173

Episode 172: Schlong > Dong

This week Carol confesses to taking secret pics of disabled people while Jen has Carol rank Joel's potential infidelities. It's a two quiz week, people! Also, is Jen the most boring person on the earth? And is Carol's dentist purposefully breaking her teeth? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Apr 03, 2022•43 min•Ep. 172

Episode 171: O to the R to the G to the Y

It's not an orgy per se, but it certainly is a clusterfuck. Carol is hungover and Jen accidentally irritates her. Where is Carol's tolerance threshold for butt stuff? Why are fatbergs not feared? If a phone rings and no one answers it, does it make a sound? Answers to these questions and more are probably on a different podcast. Who knows. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Mar 27, 2022•43 min•Ep. 171

Episode 170: Old Hog Bits

Carol's pee hole tours the state of Maine while Jen decides to sign up to sniff her dog's poop every day for two months. Who knew that faking pregnancies and personas was illegal? And why are our Google search terms so fucked up now? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Mar 20, 2022•39 min•Ep. 170

Episode 169: Of Umbrage and Puddin'

It's an episode filled with phone calls and bitching. Joel corrects Jen and Carol on the proper way to remove impacted shit, and Alan complains that Carol did not allow him to scam her. Ken has created a Pyramid game that the ladies promptly screw up. Also, a box of human heads has Jen and Carol fascinated. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Mar 13, 2022•44 min•Ep. 169

Episode 168: The MAW Army

Carol has another grievance with her pussy, and Jen takes listeners on her latest Google adventure. Why is there a condom just for the anus, and who knew that bull semen is so explosive? The ladies acknowledge the bravery of the Ukrainians and suggest that an army of rage-filled middle-aged women may be a solution. Also, it's the first TikTok challenge!! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Mar 06, 2022•44 min•Ep. 168

Episode 167: Not My Circus; Not My Monkeys

The ladies discuss how Carol violated Jen's couch, and Jen makes her ukulele debut. Ever stick your cock in a vacuum cleaner? Ever lace your desserts with sperm? Well, you're in good company! Greenhorn Dispatch examines the Gazpacho Conspiracy, and also, MORE IDIOMS! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Feb 27, 2022•42 min•Ep. 167

Episode 166: Submissive Defecation and Jen's Couch

An unexpected start to the show leads to some fireworks between Jen and Carol. They make up by trying out several ideas for podcast elevator pitches. Carol presents weird animal sex, and Jen talks about how Barry Wood showed up in a cappuccino. What is the origin of the phrase "Son of a Gun"? And what's the most popular Porn Hub sex term in your state? Be sure to check out our links and show notes at momswipesleft.com .

Feb 20, 2022•39 min•Ep. 166

Episode 165: The Schrodinger's Cat of Moist Towelettes

Carol finally puts her Tuna Cooch rumor to bed while Jen proves to be the poster-person for International Quirky Alone Day. Is it really a big deal to brand people with your initials? And if a moist towelette is never opened, is it both wet and dry simultaneously? Also, a practice game of Pyramid for Carol and Jen's new community TV show, Game Hole . Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Feb 13, 2022•39 min•Ep. 165

Episode 164: Real People-Beth Darling

Get out your lube for this one! Jen and Carol talk to sexpert and sexy genius Beth Darling. Jen learns that the smell of burning plastic during sex ISN'T a brain tumor but something called a sub-space high. And Carol learns that Joel isn't ignoring her but is probably just bored with her company. Also, a Never-Have-I-Ever that you should definitely drink to. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Feb 06, 2022•49 min•Ep. 164

Episode 163: Fan-Fuckin-Tastic Jordan from Dads on Dayquill

This week, after a shitlist about celebrity aging, the ladies play Two Truths and a Lie with Jordan (AKA The Gnome) from the Dads on Dayquill podcast. Jen works on her competitive spirit and Carol is thrilled to learn he's a dirty boy. Why are moms screaming in Boston? And what your taste palate tells everyone about your age. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Jan 30, 2022•41 min•Ep. 163
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