Carol and Jen lament skin cancer and teeth falling out. Also, they are handed a Cease and Desist letter from the world's most annoying four year old. Sniffr, trivia about Peeps, and new funeral options round out the show. Also, the trending Easter and Passover phrases from Urban Dictionary! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
Episode 122 Promo
A recent Suez clog reminds Jen and Carol of an unfortunate incident.
Strap in as this one's a roller-coaster! A bag of boogers arrives on Jen's stoop and it almost breaks the podcast. Placentae dreams and headless snails join the discussion along with the terribly mysterious Kentucky Meat Shower. Also, the heartbreaking trend for serial killers. Carol shares another fucked up childhood memory and plays the Tourette's game! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
Episode 121 Promo
A simple fix for a pesky problem. What to do when your favorite soda remains elusive.
Carol and Jen discuss the differences between "doggy style" and "doggy paddle" and criticize the Bung Bois for being so fucking dumb. They review the newest in condom protection and also, what's up with the "stuck porn" trend? Carol reflects on cults and Jen muses about torture devices. All in all, just a regular episode. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
Episode 120 Promo
Can a human live on scabs alone? The poets have asked this for eons, and we're asking for a friend.
Carol reels after being criticized by a "fan". Jen announces that somehow they've fucked up Google search algorithms. The day is saved with a deep dive into the fantastic world of Alan Wagner. How 'bout that cancel culture? The ladies discuss Dr. Seuss and Mr. Potato Head and how sometimes a murder can really screw up a birthday party. Lastly, 10 important bits of knowledge from Judy, Jen's aged neighbor. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com ....
Episode 119 Promo
Finally, scientists have calculated the force with which the Humboldt Penguin shoots its shit. You're welcome.
Ever wonder why May is a cunt? Why it's difficult to subtract 12 from 20? We can't answer those questions, but we can discuss them. Jen and Carol interview Amy, a self-proclaimed synesthete, to learn more about this "fucked up" condition. Also, Amy shares two intimate stories that have to do with her butt. Enjoy, and be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
Episode 118 Promo
Don't judge us, we're just asking for the people.
Carol and Jen get all wrapped around the axle about how Joel's a freeloader, mukbang videos, and men who poop in cars. Carol explains what the word "simp" means, and after a heady discussion, neither Jen or Carol reach any conclusions. Think using butt plugs to cure bad breath is weird? Listen to an array of other equally strange medical techniques. Lastly, Carol gives a digger deeping about March 4. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com ....
Episode 117 Promo
Jen has a brilliant idea for DIY face lifts
This episode takes on a life of its own. Listen as we update Carol's poop saga and hear the voice of the brave man who tackled it. Also, sometimes you record while not really recording...How did Jen accidentally eat a pair of edible underwear when she was 6? And what WOULD a caveman rager have sounded like? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
Episode 116 Promo
Some dumb ass suggested the Mom Swipes Left theme song sounds like a klezmer version of Salt-N-Pepa's Push It . And so, we had to see. Listen in to learn how the magic of MSL is made.
Carol announces that Jen's bad behavior causes Carol to lash out at her, and Jen admits to developing agoraphobia. A discussion about lesbian sex positions is rudely interrupted. Why did we all think we were going to die in the 70s? And what is up with Joel knowing so much about prison hooch? Lastly, how Carol mysteriously got rid of her back pain. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
Episode 115 Promo
They're not called yeast infections for nothing.
Jen and Carol announce their new Facebook group, Mom Swipes Left Nation, and give an update on all the freaks that have joined! Also, they examine Caro Verbeek's Mother's Milk Flavour Wheel and learn that they can still lactate if they can just find someone to stimulate their nipples. And so much butthole talk: the perfect dinosaur butthole, the Chinese anal Covid swabs, and poop races. Lastly, great ideas for last minute Valentine's Day gifts. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at mo...
Episode 114 Promo
Why do octopi...octopuses...octopussies...get to punch fish!?! It's so unfair.
The ladies are back with a jam-packed episode. Carol laments the endlessness of winter with a ballad and Jen remembers her friend Larry King. Also, speech impediments...are they the new trend? The ladies take a deeper look. Roller coaster or sex toy? And don't forget, we all die. Check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
Episode 113 Promo
Jen learns a thing or two about bras. After 49 years.
