So much to cover...the ladies talk conspiracy theories and how MAGATs have ruined it all, are plants animals, and is Armie Hammer being kink-shamed? Also, hear why so many Karens are in an uproar about Yankee Candle. Jen and Carol take a deep dive into smells and read a Dear Daddy suggestion that may fascinate a few of you. Check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
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It was touch and go when Joel got his second vaccine. Carol gives us the recap of that day with all the compassion she can muster.
Carol debates whether she's a not-so-secret asshole while Jen decides she doesn't want to be part of any club that would accept her. An obligatory discussion about the Capitol siege inevitably ends with Frat House Hazing porn. Explore the amazing world of animal farts and also, vaginas through history! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
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Shhhhh...don't tell, but Jen and Carol are going to build the first Trump Library in their backyard. Stay tuned.
It's a new year and the ladies have a host of complaints: work anxiety, clogged toilets, and why is it so hard to floss? Jen and Carol give unsolicited advice to the MBMBAM boys regarding #BeanDad, and they agree that the butthole is easily the funniest orifice. Cucumbers, Asians, and giraffe conspiracy theories pepper a rousing game of Celebrity-Head-and-Humanity. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
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Musings on what "Underwear, I Give Up" may mean and also, don't ignore butt crack sweat.
Jen and Carol celebrate the no-man's land between 2020 and 2021 with ideas on how to spend your stimulus money, people who died this past year, and some new words added to the OED. Also, Carol's tits are lopsided this week and Jen's dream lover, Jazz Gaffigan, slipped her the tip. Check out our amazing show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
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I think the title says it all.
An episode bookended by empty sacks, the ladies discuss childhood mysteries that weren't figured out until adulthood. Who is who of famous duos, and do non-asshole hippies really exist? Jen has a secret reveal and discussions of Keto-crotch and testicle holes are had. Be sure to check out our show notes and copious links at momswipesleft.com .
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Day before Christmas? Here are a couple of gift ideas for the forgotten in your life.
It's Christmas and the debut of the Rodecaster Pro is here! Jen has several shit lists, and Carol goes OFF on how women are either too young or too old to be taken seriously. How much McDonald's is too much, and does KFC have the coolest media department of all the fine dining establishments? What do you do when you find out your co-worker doesn't actually have Down's Syndrome? And the last of the 2nd Annual MSL gift guide is revealed. Check out the show notes and links at momswipesleft.com ....
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Jen has a dream boyfriend and a shitlist about the new Mark Trail. The ladies debate if it's ok to ask for a donated organ to be returned. Also, sometimes pubic lice will hide in your asshole when you try to Nair. A listener asks about the normalcy of farts that take a tour of your labia, and Carol tries to stump Jen with a wrestling quiz. Don't miss this week's gift guide! Be sure to check it out (along with show notes and links) at momswipesleft.com .
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For a brief moment, Jen believes she may have produced one of the world's largest, heaviest boogers. But a quick trip to the interwebs proves how mistaken she is.
The ladies are back during an intense windstorm to talk about all the notable news that has backed up over the last two weeks. Dick shrooms, mask artists, poop coffee, and grow-your-own human meat. Of course, we also talk about the end of the world's obelisks and zombie minks. Carol takes an online blow job quiz, but then Jen slides in her own, MUCH BETTER, quiz. Also, week one of the 2nd Annual Mom Swipes Left gift guide! Be sure to check out complete show notes and links at momswipesleft.com ....
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Carol feels that she is being held hostage to another of Jen's guided meditations. And then Jen experiences the uncompromising pain of an eyelash in the eye. A solid two minutes of entertainmet.
The ladies welcome comedians Ian Stuart and James Theberge to talk about their web series "Welcome to Maine". Jen callously asks about diseases, deformities, and odd-ball body tricks while Carol asks "pot or pussy" and what would they rather jam in their asses. Braille t-shirts, the undeniable sexiness of Tim Sample, and why cryptozoologists may taste fecal samples. Be sure to check out all of our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
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Feeling a little down over the holidays? Take a page from Jen's book and start holding your pee to feel joy.
Carol is recovering from a non-Covid illness while Jen muses on some of life's most important topics. What is the difference between a hoarder and a collector and how are swingers handling the pandemic? A very special Dear Daddy asks, "How much poop in your underwear is TOO much poop?" Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .
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Is there a limit to personal stank?
The ladies are celebrating the election! Now they can go back to talking about weird sex and poop. Did Donald die at Walter Reed and was then replaced with Bob Zmuda? Aren't we all sick of "thoughts and prayers"? Also, it's about time we applauded the clit. Be sure to visit momswipesleft.com for show notes!
