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Mom Swipes Left

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Mom Swipes Left is a weekly podcast with two middle-aged women who can’t seem to grow up. In defiance of aging and conformity, they talk about everything, swipe right on nothing, and are always up for something.
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Episode 101: The Bean is Off

It's the night before the election and suspicion abounds. Carol apologizes for losing her temper with Jen, and the ladies describe their Halloween scare-a-thon. Rogue nipples, top ten google searches that produced Mom Swipes Left results, and predictions of what Trump will do if not re-elected. Then, Carol loses her patience with Jen.

Nov 08, 2020•46 min•Ep. 101

Episode 100: Carol Sings Us In

The ladies get a Tarot card reading from diviner Sarah Love and shocking results are brought to light. Jen's used tampons have brought a bear to the neighborhood while Carol takes the high road in regard to an unfortunate accident. Mom Swipes Left tries really hard to be better people, but ultimately, it really comes down to the crack and the gays.

Nov 01, 2020•43 min•Ep. 100

Episode 99: How to Botch a Zoom Date

Jen can't un-see the Trump YMCA dance and Carol admits to losing her mind a little bit. Bears have once again taken Jen's used tampons, and the kids at the school across the road can't go out for recess because of it. The ladies discuss ways to purposely botch a Zoom date and also share unknown things that can kill you.

Oct 25, 2020•45 min•Ep. 99

Episode 98: Just a Twat of Cream, Please

Carol makes apologies for Jen's mouth and the trainwreck that was Episode 97. The ladies hatch a plan for some Halloween fun that will bring happiness to the community. Jen fails horribly at a jingle quiz, and the promised Dear Daddy regarding chewing gum in pubic hair is discussed.

Oct 18, 2020•43 min•Ep. 98

Episode 97: Pedo-Pan

It's been a bat-shit news cycle. Carol and Jen try to catch their breath, and Carol reveals a very shocking 50th birthday surprise! In an effort to get away from the news, the ladies discuss alternate endings to favorite children's books. Warning: it does take a dark turn, but what hasn't lately?

Oct 11, 2020•45 min•Ep. 97

Episode 96: The Relative Calm Before the Storm

Carol gives a Ben update and Jen reports on the self-lubricating condom. Matchmaker questions and a debate drinking game that seems so quaint and naive only one week later. Where will this shit storm take us?

Oct 04, 2020•41 min•Ep. 96

Episode 95: Real People-Ben Disappoints

Ben is back for some reason, and he irritates the shit out of Jen. Discussions about the trainwreck of MaineCare; white trash childhood food; and RIP to the RBG. Plus, an in-person Dear Daddy that ends with Ben getting kicked off the show. Just another week in paradise.

Sep 27, 2020•43 min•Ep. 95

Episode 94: Fatty Paddy and Her Pack of Dogs

Jen almost drowns in her own blood while Carol goes on an anti-QAnon rant. Jen vs. David Letterman and the official MSL "What My Vagina Smells Like" candle. Can you be friends with someone from the opposite political party? Probably not. Also, the secret origins behind "piss poor" and "shit end of the stick".

Sep 20, 2020•43 min•Ep. 94

Episode 93: Porn 101 and Other Hobbies

Jen talks herself out of a podcast funk while Carol introduces a fantastic porn PSA. Ball hammock underwear, a DIY stylus, and a shout out to projection artist Robin Bell round out the episode. Unfortunately, Carol does make a slur against our wizard listeners. I'm sorry.

Sep 13, 2020•45 min•Ep. 93

Episode 92: Finger Lickin' Good

It's Jen's firsthand experience with tonsil stones and Carol rethinks her attitude on adult babies and diaper lovers. Jen may be responsible for the current pepperoni shortage in America while Carol muses on which Trump family member plays the characters in an Addam's family/Munsters mashup. Lastly, a discussion about changing logos in the time of Covid.

Sep 06, 2020•41 min•Ep. 92

Episode 91: A Storm is Brewing

Both Carol and Jen are cranky with the world. Carol celebrates a birthday, and Jen gets the finger from a Gen Z-er. Political commentary is peppered amongst discussions of adult babies/diaper lovers, Carol's bladder, and a disturbing letter from a 9 year old.

Aug 30, 2020•43 min•Ep. 91

Episode 90: WAP Does Not Mean Wash and Press

Carol discusses her in-laws' Covid theories while Jen laments the lack of integrity in her recently purchased underwear. What else can 2020 hit us with? Why is this the best time for the government to finally confess to some "secrets"? Kegel and cunnilingus apps and a discussion about dirty song lyrics. It's a jam-packed episode!

Aug 23, 2020•45 min•Ep. 90

Episode 89: Real People-Live! From the Beach Bungalow

Jen and Carol welcome Matt, Pat, and Nate from the podcast Live! From the Beach Bungalow, and they teach these Bungsters a thing or two about a thing or two. Join us as we learn if they shave their balls, ever shat their pants, if they'd fuck a bag of nasty trash, and why they don't like Jen's Ms. Puffs pudendum.

Aug 16, 2020•41 min•Ep. 89

Episode 88: The Cyst

The ladies cover the gamoo... Love on the Spectrum; menstrual face masks; the Vaguum; and asshole bleaching hacks. Also, what are the things you love about quarantine that you hope won't go away? Jen tries to burst a ganglion cyst on Carol's back using the popular tome "The Works of Josephus". Lastly, is it ok to put your pussy up against a public glory hole?

Aug 09, 2020•43 min•Ep. 88
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