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Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edwardminiondeathcult.libsyn.com
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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I had to tell an Instacart guy he's supposed to check the ripeness of my avocado he said that's not his problem (preview)

This week we do feminist analysis of Bro instacart delivery workers who are doing ableism by deciding to cancel my order of buffalo wings and get their hair cut instead Also, a City Council member of a Missouri town tries to publicly shame a local restaurant for refusing to serve him 20 minutes before closing, and an aggressive vietnam veteran comes to his aid in the comments. Finally, we check out how Herschel Walker's campaign is going with a recent debate between the democratic candidate. A f...

Oct 20, 20227 min

"No idea who could've done this" even though the garage door has BLM and antifa written all over it

This week Trump attempts to knock Kanye off the heat-seekers anti-semitism charts with a stern warning to American Jews and we take a trip back to Sept 2020, when local and national news alike was abuzz with a proocative story: Trump Supporter's RV, Trucks, and Garage Burned down by Biden Anarchists Maybe A 2022 update reveals the same Trump supporter has been charged with insurance fraud and arson for the fire that endangered his family and nearly killed his dogs. Help us do the show for only $...

Oct 17, 20221 hr 4 min

I'm a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I'm going death con 3 On JEWISH PEOPLE (Preview)

This week we're chatting ironic hardcore merch for a minute before moving on to the story of the week: Kanye blowing up his spot in right wing media with ALL CAPS anti-semitism. Also: RED ALERT! Gen Z has officially CANCELLED the thumbs-up emoji, but a few brave warriors have stepped forward to defend her. Help us do the show for only $3.11/month and you'll get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes, right in your podcast app or browser. Sign up at ht...

Oct 14, 20226 min

The high-five is NOT appropriate between parent and child w/SRSLY Wrong

This week the boys from the SRSLY Wrong podcast come chat about their new animated series for Means TV: Papa & Boy We discuss the father-son dynamic as a jumping-off point for comedy about socioeconomic heirarchies before diving into two very fraught topics for papas and boys The local news interviews a concerned Mother Gooch who warns us of the dangers of letting your boy watch Hocus Pocus 2 and an opinion columnist explains why he refuses to "slap the upright palm" of anyone he considers b...

Oct 11, 20221 hr 27 min

because I know how the enemy uses the pumpkin... i don't want it in my house (Preview)

Help us do the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode in your podcast app or browser every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes. This week we talk about cool bands, movies about cool surfer transplants from California, and a movie made by face perverts. Also: Herschel Walker's senate candidacy continues to be incredible, and his Based Gay Son has finally had enough. Lastly, we're learning about the dangers of Hall...

Oct 06, 20225 min

(UNLOCKED!) The Anarchists Ep. 1: "I'd rather send our kids to a porn set than a public school"

This week, we cover the first episode of HBO's The Anarchists, a series documenting the exploits of wealthy anarcho-capitalists in their attempt to start a utopian community in Acapulco, Mexico We're introduced to a lovable cast of characters including "child's rights" activists, book burners, alcoholic sex tourists, and dreadlocked felony pot smokers on the run from the law. Hear the full series at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Help us do the show for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episo...

Oct 03, 20221 hr 8 min

If an untalented "artist" can have possession of a national treasure then everyone should (preview)

Help us do the show for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to a huge catelogue of bonus content, by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we discuss Jim Henson's Trollops Lizzo enrages flute aficionados (racists) when the Library of Congress asks her to play James Madison's crystal flute during a concert We discuss which items we would steal from the Smithsonian And Bill Maher teaches us not to judge slave owners too harshly during...

Sep 29, 20227 min

Uncle Science w/Dysphoria Dimes

This week Maxelle from the Dysphoria Dimes podcast joins us to discuss the viral uncle moment that captivated right wing audiences around the country and a republican primary winner's previous comments about women's sufferage resurface, forcing 35 year old on-air personalities to say "based!" Listen to Dysphoria Dimes and follow them on twitter and instagram Help us do the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month (!!!) and get bonus episodes every week, as well as instant ...

Sep 27, 20221 hr 26 min

Yet they choose a side with the sole intent to damage the livelihoods of the "guilty" doggy bag company (preview)

This week Alex tells the tale of the evil rear-tine tiller he rented from Home Depot A man with a double masters in "mkting and econ from U of New Mex" schools a woke sjw doggy bag customer in the Q and A section of an Amazon product page And finally, California outlaws firing employees for marijuana use off the clock, and Washington Post readers ask: hmm, what if a cop were high, exhibited poor judgement, and shot someone he wasnt supposed to? What then? Help us do the show for only $3.11/month...

Sep 23, 20225 min

"A boxcar a day keeps the commies away"

This week: a facebook group takes on an imaginary BLM waitress; The right wing celebrates Republican governors lying to, trafficking, and abandoing asylum seekers without notice in "liberal" neighborhoods as a joke; and a New Jersey township cuts down the trees in their public square to discourage the homeless from congregating. A big couple weeks for the "cutting off your nose to spite your face" movement. Preorder a Shirt and Realtree Camo hat and buy stickers at http://miniondeathcult.com . P...

Sep 19, 20221 hr 22 min

2977 CHOWDER?? (preview)

Sorry, we forgot about 9/11, so we're celebrating it today with a nice seafood buffet. Also: Christianity is projected to become a minority American religion, and we have a couple ideas why the christian right isn't broadcasting this headline far and wide PLUS: Frodo, Pippin, and Uncle Roger's wonderful world of accents Help us do the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content...

Sep 16, 20224 min

400th Episode Extravaganza (normal episode)

This week, we celebrate 400 episodes of Minion Death Cult by altering the course of world history The Queen is dead, and honestly, I'm quite glad she didnt live to see the way the lower classes are treating her memory. Buy the hat and shirt and stickers at http://miniondeathcult.com Get 20% off your order when you support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult , where you'll receive instant access to our entire bonus catelogue including Buttfest 2000, The Anarchists,...

Sep 13, 20221 hr 9 min

The Anarchists Ep. 6: Nick Cannon was kicked off Nickelodeon for telling the truth (preview)

It's the finale of the Anarchists, and all shall be revealed. Lily gets a new weird boyfriend. Nathan gets a new disease. Jeff gets new feelings about Hitler. The world gets a new kind of facial hair. Will anarchism be abandoned? Can these extremists safely be de-radicalized? Find out on this blockbuster series ending. Help us do the show by subscribing at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of previous...

Sep 12, 20225 min

"Yes unions are great if you can't take care of yourself" w/Sam Sacks

This week Sam Sacks from means.tv joins us to address the newest propaganda term in capital's revolt against rising class consciousness and worker agitation: "Quiet Quitting." What does this term mean, how is it being cautioned against by bosses and their media lackeys, and is it effective? Also: UPS Drivers' (as in my) union wages go viral, and we discuss the minor backlash and much greater merits of widespread awareness of union benefits. Join Means TV at http://means.tv and pay what you can f...

Sep 05, 20221 hr 23 min

The Anarchists Ep. 5: Go die in a f****** hole b**** (preview)

2019 is a complicated year for Anarchapulco. A person just got murdered, another one was nearly killed, and people will *not* stop gossiping about it. Chill out, people. Let's get this freedom. Nathan and Lisa discover the limits of a free market while on someone else's private property, and for some reason can't seem to shake all the hierarchy within anarcho-capitalism. Finally: we say farewell to a true warrior, and the documentary itself turns against Jeff Berwick in a devastating way Help us...

Sep 02, 20225 min

I cannot believe I gave two legs for my tuition. What a dope I am. Ooh-rah!

This week Joe Biden cancels $10k of student debt, enraging people who received debt forgiveness for legitimate reasons (owing a business). Also, it's V-Day on Facebook as a Missouri school district reinstates the art of spanking students, and minions come out of the woodwork to show us just how normal spanking made them. Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes,...

Aug 29, 20221 hr 29 min

The Anarchists Ep. 4: I asked to keep one of his locs for sentimental reasons (preview)

In one of the wildest episodes yet, Anarchapulco deals with the fallout of John Galton's death: Jeff Berwick explains to attendees that many more people will have to die before this is over; Lilly accuses Paul of orchestrating John's murder; Paul claims innocence and makes even more death threats; and Nathan and Lisa Freeman found AnarchAWAKENing, a conscious conference encouraging guests to invest in their healing. Also: what a morgue without bureaucracy looks like; Lily's tragic family history...

Aug 24, 20223 min

We're Americans. We're pagans. We're conservatives, and we vote

This week Kim Bertrand from the internet and from the television show Lost joins us to witness a police officer suffering on facebook after being spurned by his favorite n-word user, Morgan Wallen Also, pagan conservatives are ready to separate themselves from their liberal sistren, who care just a little too much about the environment and reproductive rights. Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access ...

Aug 23, 20221 hr 22 min

The Anarchists Ep. 3: ¡COMBATE GRINGO A GRINGO! (preview)

In 2018, all the most annoying bitcoin guys are returning to Anarchapulco as newly-minted millionaires. Lisa Freeman tries to help feminize Anarchapulco with "female" workshops, and Nathan is unceremoniously booted from the conference committee after doing all the work for several years. What the heck? Paul starts selling coke out of Lily and John's house and comes up with an even more novel way to make money This all culminates in a very bad time for those involved. Support the show at http://p...

Aug 22, 20222 min

I wish the kid in the photo was my child. He would be handed over to law enforcement (fixed)

This week we cover the right wing's ongoing war with the FBI and investigate how conservatives are reacting to one of their foot soldier's Truth Social posts Also, teens throw a party in the $8m mansion of an oil executive, so you know what that means: civil war time Listen to the newest episode of Butt Fest 2000 at https://www.streetfightradio.com/ or wherever you get podcasts Support them on Patreon to get access to the whole series, including other miniseries like Shocktober, Holy Boyz, and I...

Aug 16, 20221 hr 20 min

The Anarchists Ep. 2: "Jesus Was An Anarchist Who Only Got Violent With Central Bankers" (preview)

This week author and anarchist expert Andy from The Antifada joins us to discuss the incredible second episode of the HBO series The Anarchists 2017 sees Anarchapulco focus on bitcoin to some of the more activist-minded Anarchists' chagrin, and when it surges in value, the gang of anarcho-capitalists suddenly discovers class consciousness. Also, we're introduced to the MVP of the series, a military veteran with PTSD who narrates his own life-or-death mission to bring the world's first bitcoin AT...

Aug 15, 20225 min

This is not what Cracker Barrel was to be all about

This week Eliot from Internet Today helps us cover possibly the most important and upsetting development of our lifetimes: Cracker Barrel added a new menu item... and it's vegan. Also: fascism and cringe in equal measure from this week's CPAC, including a former MDC character doing performance art of the people he helped the FBI lock up. Finally, lightning strikes an elderly couple celebrating their weddning anniversary near the white house, and conservatives ask, "Why were they there in the fir...

Aug 08, 20221 hr 22 min

The Anarchists Ep. 1: "I'd rather send our kids to a porn set than a public school" (preview)

This week, we cover the first episode of HBO's The Anarchists, a series documenting the exploits of wealthy anarcho-capitalists in their attempt to start a utopian community in Acapulco, Mexico We're introduced to a lovable cast of characters including "child's rights" activists, book burners, alcoholic sex tourists, and dreadlocked felony pot smokers on the run from the law. Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well a...

Aug 04, 20224 min

"I'm not going to defend a coach/police officer loosing his composure with a kid; HOWEVER" w/Blocked Party

This week the Blocked Party boys John and Stefan join us to discuss many important topics such as Former Reality TV Model-turned Black-Pilled Tradwife Fadcebook personality Adrianne Curry and her crusade against preschool graduation ceremonies A travel ball baseball coach runs the "good game" high five line with a little too much gusto, tweaking the arms and knocking the heads of the kids who beat him--on camera. And hes a cop lol Finally, one historic Tennessee slave plantation decides to stop ...

Aug 02, 20221 hr 28 min

Those vets got higher IQs than majority of those public school teachers ! (preview)

Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to every previous bonus episode, in the podcast player of your choice. This week Kate Willett of the Reply Guys podcast joins us to talk about Sarcastic-grandpa-fying popular memes for older internet consumers, And Florida goes full Facebook by lowering the requirements for veterans (and their spouses!) to become school teachers Finally, we explore the people ...

Jul 29, 20224 min

UNLOCKED: The horse is also very large, strong, muscled, powerful, and yes - packing.

The ladies from Low Culture Boil join us to talk bookstore drama and Alpha Masculinity, starting with an interesting thread about women, horses, impropriety, and leading to a manifesto with some incredible rules on how to be masculine. Follow Rax King and Amber Rollo on twitter. Get Rax's new book from a local bookstore through http://bookshop.org Get a bonus episode every week by supporting the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Hole - Jennifer's Body...

Jul 26, 20221 hr 26 min

Breakfast breeds arrogence and laziness (preview)

Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content. This week we learn why breakfast is one of the worst things you can do to your masculinity Elon's biggest fans react to his newest batch of shirtless photos and House Democrats pass a bill to enshrine gay marriage into federal law and the Right Wing is torn between: opposing it on the grounds that Democrats are dr...

Jul 22, 20224 min

You can either remove your laugh reaction from my post or I will get racist on your ass

This week, one Facebook user plays hardball on her Roomates wanted ad, A Sandwich shop gives a cheeky name to one of their menu items and Christians start fantasizing about being jihadists and Taco Bell desperately tries to stop their employees from doing good posts on twitter Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com.miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week in your podcast app or browser, as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus episodes Buy stic...

Jul 18, 20221 hr 15 min

Ballistic: Elon Vs. Trump (preview)

Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week in your podcast app or browser, plus instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus episodes. This week: We learn why a little "HIV" is exactly what America needs right now (it's not what you're thinking) And, even elderly landlords begin to loose sympathy from people who aren't also landlords Finally: Trump goes Wu-Tang-style-Chuck-Norris all over Elon's pasty ass... and offends...

Jul 14, 20225 min
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