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Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edwardminiondeathcult.libsyn.com
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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Our Founding Fathers Were Woke. Why Aren't You?

This week we discuss California's seemingly radical plan to start producing insulin and selling it at or near cost, the right wing media's virtual blackout on this project, and the few demented arguments against it. Also: One liberal columnist is attempting to bridge the culture war divide by explaining to conservatives that the founding fathers were just like Mickey Mouse Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode in your podcast feed eve...

Jul 13, 20221 hr 17 min

Groundhog Day / Gay Spiderman (preview)

Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content. This week we revisit beloved Billy Murray classic Groundhog Day to determine if it is inspiring modern acts of incel violence. Also: we talking about a right bloody political mess in a ruddy wacky part of the globe: The Arizona Gubernatorial Republican Primary Finally, Breitbart introduces the world to Gay Spider-Man...

Jul 11, 20223 min

After doing what our country asked of us we will continue to serve by not being a pussy about some fireworks

This week we celebrate Independence Day by telling veterans to shut up about PTSD and be grateful to the veterans that they even had the chance to get PTSD And Dr. Jordan B Peterson makes his wildest cartoon villain turn yet after hearing about Elliot Page's transition, comparing his top surgery to Nazi medical experiments Also, a police department warns facebook about the trail of destruction that roadside flower-sellers are leaving in their wake. Finally, a new Disney cartoon shows a trans man...

Jul 05, 20221 hr 14 min

Peaceful Fetal Divorce (Preview)

Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a bonus episode every week and instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content. This week we take a look at the grievous attack on women's rights in the form of Nancy Pelosi nudging a kid. ON PURPOSE Also, we examine right-wing reactions to the overturning of Roe, including the Libertarian Party's hilarious abdication of their "personal freedom" brand and a based, right wing, LGBTQ millennial podcast...

Jun 30, 20228 min

No Viet Cong ever lesbian kissed me

This week, one man's poetic tribute to unborn children and Lucy Liu also, the mother of a dead LAPD officer files a lawsuit against the department because apprently his coworkers beat him to death during a training exercize meant to simulate antifa combat And finally, we tally up exactly how much pixar is willing to spend to show your child two grandmas kissing each other Support abortion access networks in states with current and impending abortion bans: https://thatawfulsound.com/abortion Supp...

Jun 28, 20221 hr 18 min

Minion Death Water (preview)

Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes. This week: a challenger for most based white canadian rapper emerges, and she's going after Obama Also, do I really want another paid holiday if it's going to remind me that slavery used to exist? And finally, an EXTREME water brand throws shade on a poser metal record label for also having a skull logo....

Jun 23, 20223 min

God told me to do Jan. 6th (Preview)

Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult sand get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus episodes. This week: the City of Kent pays their nazi cop $1.5m to quit his job (where do I sign up!) An Australian newspaper gets mad at Rebel Wilson outing herself before they could and a heroic January 6th protestor tells his version of events, where god calls him to join a false flag event...

Jun 20, 20225 min

My impressive son Johny

This week we forgot to watch the Jan 6th hearings because of entitlement. We did watch Patriot Front get arrested at a Pride event. That was pretty funny. The right is laughing too and not mad about it. Finally, we visit a Doc Holiday cosplayer pretending to have an epic son. Support the show for only #3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes. Music: Ecstatic Vision - Grasping the Void Godflesh - Vein...

Jun 14, 20221 hr 28 min

I warned you about what Pizza Hut had become (Preview)

Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content. This week we saw more good movies, more cops didn't help school children, and Pizza Hut, like an unfaithful lover, has wronged me for the last time.

Jun 09, 20223 min

Proud to Serve (in the Xander Zone)

This week A.M. Gittlitz, author of I Want to Believe: Posadism, UFOs, and Apocalypse Communism , aka Andy from the Antifada podcast joins us to talk about the underrated movie xXx We also chat about posadism and leftist bookstore in Chicago under fire for ejecting a gay, latina cop from their shop. Finally, the US Marines make a Pride Month post, so you know what that means: civil war time. Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every wee...

Jun 07, 20221 hr 27 min

Don't call me gay (Preview)

Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content. This week white people freak out about reporting on the Buffalo Shooter's indictment, namely that race is mentioned at all lol Also, Christian Walker, the gay conservative son of Republican Senate candidate Herschel Walker tries to distance himself from the LGBTQ community with some uh interesting arguments....

Jun 06, 20228 min

We've demonized law enforcement to the point where there are far fewer rewards for being a hero

This week Aaron Thorpe of Trillbillies and Everybody Loves Communism helps us tackle the recent mass shooting at an elementary school in Uvalde Texas, the incredible response from police, and the right wing's attempt to digest the complete failure of their worldview. Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a bonus episode every week, access to hundreds of hours of bonus content, and to help us support abortion rights networks in red states, where half the mo...

May 30, 20221 hr 21 min

The horse is also very large, strong, muscled, powerful, and yes - packing. (preview)

We're raising money for abortion access through our Patreon this month. Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a bonus episode every week, instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content, and a chance to win one of a dozen raffle prizes this month. The ladies from Low Culture Boil join us to talk bookstore drama and Alpha Masculinity, starting with an interesting tweet thread about women, horses, propriety, and leading to a manifesto with some inc...

May 26, 20224 min

My mixed race son sees himself as black thanks to critical race theory

This week we take a look at the biggest sore loser in skateboarding history, as a 27 year old mediocre skater complains about losing to a trans woman. Also, a white mother goes on Fox News to complain about her black son becoming woke. Dire stuff, folks. Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and help us support abortion access funds in red states. Bonus episodes every week for Patreon supporters and 20% off merchandise at http://miniondeathcult.com Music: Djuna...

May 23, 20221 hr 26 min

The "All Cops Ain't Bad" Comedy Tour (preview)

Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week and help us raise money for abortion access. This week Brett and Bryan from Street Fight Radio help us talk comedian cop shop, looking at an aspiring entertainer who also happens to be a Metro Atlanta area police officer. What's his skewed take on police brutality? Tune in to find out. Also, a Fairbanks Alaska man has had it up to here with Arby's Manager On Duty, Andy, and proposes a some...

May 19, 20223 min

"You're not allowed to watch the kids," she said. "I think I am," I replied.

This week we discuss the MDC stuff in the news before diving deep into two topics strongly animating American Libertarians: Tipping service workers, and the right to look at children Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week while helping us raise money for abortion access. Every subscriber will be entered to win one of 12 giveaways we're raffling off this month. 100% of the sales from our abortion rights bumper sticker go to abor...

May 17, 20221 hr 30 min

Fewer union employees is a problem for the union business. That’s right. I said business, union business (Preview)

Support the show, help us raise money for abortion access, and get a bonus episode every week for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week Alex becomes a sober guy. Also, we catch up on union militancy inside UPS facebook groups. We stick to the topic of unions as we look at a Target store that managed to overcome the company's notoriously anti-union propaganda to organize for better working conditions and file for a union election. Finally, Frank Stallone has a few words (?...

May 16, 20226 min

Politics has destroyed Websters Dictionary, they cannot be trusted

This week we follow up on the Supreme Court draft opinion overturning Roe V. Wade with Clarence Thomas trying to figure out why no one respoects his institution anymore. Also, Sam Raimi knocks it out of the park with Boyfriend's Rights film Dr. Strange and the Methods of Mayhem Finally: a troubled man threatens to kill the dictionary for doing woke gender definitions Check out our new stickers here: http://miniondeathcult.com 100% of the proceeds from the abortion bumper sticker and 50% of our t...

May 09, 20221 hr 6 min

You see drug peddlers along here all of the time. A bike lane is just giving people a getaway.

Note: We will be donating half of Patreon proceeds to Abortion Funds networks this month. Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week. This week we address the leaked Supreme Court opinion overturning Roe V Wade and explore the right's muted and bewildering response to what is a clear victory for their movement. Also: making fun of Elon Musk on facebook leads to us getting dunked on hard by 100 angry dorks Finally: a city approves t...

May 05, 20223 min

I hope that Harry drowns tomorrow in the lake, so that our honeymoon we can take

This week we cover leaked audio in which a Kellog's exec described their union negotiating counterparts as "terrorists" who are "intoxicated" with good vibes. Also, we cover The Moaning Myrtles, a showtunes duo that wrote songs about killing and seducing Harry Potter in that order, and the singer for whom is now the head of DHS's new "Disinformation Governing Board" Music: Exhorder - Desecrator Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week...

May 03, 20221 hr 27 min

Elon, set up an account to track the kid!! (preview)

Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content, and a premium episode every week. This week, we go deep on Elon Musk as his fervent admirers react to thenews that he may buy twitter. We explore the numerous contradictions between his technogenius image, the cringe memes he and his fans immerse themselves in, and the bogstandard capitalist reality. Also, Tom Macdonald gives a feature interview to Rolling Stone and reve...

May 02, 20226 min

Those stickers are the truest media we have.

This week: I watched 3 Men and a Baby. Tony made a disgustingly good sandwich. Also: A man in Pennsylvania is tackled by cops after putting a Joe Biden "I DID THAT" sticker on a gas pump and yelling about it for a while Finally: There's a new urban legend about flashing your headlights at another driver, but this time, it's, thats right, it's real Help us do the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundred...

Apr 26, 20221 hr 24 min

Goes to show how insane the left is when a comedian turns them into a caricature and we can't tell the difference... wow (clip)

Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month and get instant access to this episode, hundreds of hours of previous premium content, and a new premium episode every week. This week for Patrons we cover two fronts in the ongoing anti-teacher, anti-trans, anti-gay purge happening in red states: Florida banning "woke" math textbooks based on their use of "social emotional learning" and also based on a Newsmax segment about a guy whose wife's tutoring student showed her...

Apr 25, 20224 min

Those who prefer feathered versions of dinosaurs are no different than the virtue-signalling liberals who say "I prefer girls with curves!" (fixed)

There was an error during the original upload that cut off the last 7 minutes of this episode including, crucially, the Christmas Macarena. It has been restored to its original glory. This week Alex finds himself mad online at liberals criticizing the Amazon Labor Union Also, A Washington Post columnist gets mad at John Lennon's "Imagine," asking, "Can't we just imagine the world we have now?" And finally, the British and the American alike rage at the emasculation of dinosaurs Support the shot ...

Apr 19, 20221 hr 24 min

Those who prefer feathered versions of dinosaurs are no different than the virtue-signalling liberals who say "I prefer girls with curves!"

This week Alex finds himself mad online at liberals criticizing the Amazon Labor Union Also, A Washington Post columnist gets mad at John Lennon's "Imagine," asking, "Can't we just imagine the world we have now?" And finally, the British and the American alike rage at the emasculation of dinosaurs Support the shot for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes, right in your podcast a...

Apr 18, 20221 hr 24 min

I wish there was better info on breastfeeding. Young mothers often think breasts are only a sexual attribute (preview)

Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes, and a new episdoe every week. This week we are concerned for Tom Macdonald, checking in on him after 4 weeks (?) of silence. Also, a good samaritan Walmart greeter goes viral for letting single mother shoplift diapers and formula, and facebook tries to arrest him on racketeering charges Finally, a dad owns the child-grooming Disney corporation by taking his daughters ...

Apr 15, 20226 min

"I said, I'm the only boyfriend till you’re 25 years old. Shake hands." w/Brett Payne

This week we celebrate the Amazon union victory and cover some of the more bewildering responses to it Also, two Republicans publically display how normal they can be with their families Listen to Street Fight Radio wherever you get podcasts Support Minion Death Cult for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a bonus episode every week.

Apr 11, 20221 hr 25 min

"Hit the road 'JACK'" (preview)

Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week This week we cover the movie studio that is making conservative parents have weird thoughts about their kids and A beloved (?) snack gets a promotional rebrand to support women's sports and it's the most mad I've ever been in my life

Apr 08, 20225 min

Sicario 2: Day of the Soldado w/Eric Szyszka

This week Eric from We Hate Movies and Hooked on TJ Hooker joins us to dissect the much less nuanced sequel to 2015's geopolitical crime thriller Sicario--Sicario: Day of the Soldado Gone from the cast is audience surrogate and moral compass Emily Blunt, while the two antagonists from the first film, CIA agent and CIA asset played by Josh Brolin and Benicio Del Toro, become the sociopathic protagonists in a film about Mexican cartels smuggling Muslim terrorists across the border. Support the sho...

Mar 28, 20221 hr 32 min
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