The stunning finale to our reading of Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance. When patriot Mike rescues feminist Ricki from a post- Trump rally riot, the clash of opposites sets off sparks between them. But the gentleman giant refuses to leave the side of the spunky half-pint until he and his pickup truck deliver her home, safe and sound. Ricki attends the rally to scoop the racism of the Trump crowd in a blog post. But she's forced to spin a false narrative when her mistaken assumptions fail to mater...
Mar 24, 2022•7 min
This week we're covering the most important issue concerning conservative Americans: a child's cartoon where a teen turns into a panda and twerks at her mother Also, republicans answer a poll about fighting against a hypothetical Russian invasion in the US and cant help revealing a bit to much about themselves Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a bonus episode every week There are a few remaining Bart Against Bosses T-Shirts available at http://miniondeathcult.com Music: ...
Mar 21, 2022•1 hr 24 min
When patriot Mike rescues feminist Ricki from a post- Trump rally riot, the clash of opposites sets off sparks between them. But the gentleman giant refuses to leave the side of the spunky half-pint until he and his pickup truck deliver her home, safe and sound. Ricki attends the rally to scoop the racism of the Trump crowd in a blog post. But she's forced to spin a false narrative when her mistaken assumptions fail to materialize. When Ricki's lies get Mike doxed, and his construction worksite ...
Mar 18, 2022•10 min
This week Jesse Farrar of Your Kickstarter Sucks and Go Off Kings helps us cover the reaction to Jussie Smollett's sentencing and a viral "feel good" story about a Starbucks barista covertly offering help to a possibly-harassed female customer makes Fox News commentators "feel bad," mostly in the form of "Why do women always assume it's creepy if I talk to them in public?" Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as inst...
Mar 14, 2022•1 hr 18 min
Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to every previous bonus episode This week: Godspeed You! Black Emperor bros Doing a vegan hall pass on your mom's birthday cake Writing about how marijuana is the devil no matter how many people are screaming "shut the f_ck up" at me Music: Kanye West - Blood on the Leaves
Mar 10, 2022•3 min
UNLOCKED: War is hell, and so are the takes Minion Death Cult is entirely listener funded. Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episodes like this every week. Also get instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes right in your podcast app. Music: Broadcast - Message from Home
Mar 07, 2022•1 hr 22 min
This week Henry and Bob from the Talking Simpsons podcast join us to discuss the pilot episode of everyone's favorite libertarian kids' show: The Tuttle Twins A libertarian think tank's response to the Magic School Bus, a time-traveling anti-communist abuela takes her grandkids on epic trips across history to teach them about how socialism is when you have two cows and the government gives one to your neighbor. Listen to Talking Simpsons at https://talkingsimpsons.libsyn.com/ or wherever you get...
Feb 28, 2022•1 hr 28 min
This week a professor asks students to give Osama Bin Laden the Nobel Peace Prize, and one student bravely refuses And a hack NYT ad causes TERFs to reckon with the fact that JK Rowling (the billionaire) has been unpersoned Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week directly in your podcast app as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content
Feb 24, 2022•5 min
This week we suss out the witches in our congregation, warning them that their days in our church are numbered. Also, Facebook's most credulous radio host gives a dire warning about the communisation of passport photos Finally: Dr. Jordan B Peterson releases a FIRE anti-Trudeau BANGER that fucking SLAPS Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus conten...
Feb 22, 2022•1 hr 20 min
Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of derranged bonus content This week: A new definition of WE LIVE IN A REPUBLIC NOT A DEMOCRACY drops Some of the best and most sensible reactions to the NFL halftime show And an NPR article, sure to make no one happy, that explores the cowardice of white people hiding behind yellow hand emojis such as when Culture Abuse filliped off Tony on twitt...
Feb 21, 2022•8 min
This week Left Flank Vets join us to talk racist dads, the Biden administration denying they were ever going to reduce harm for crack cocaine users, and a Louisiana senate candidate burns a confederate flag to some very confusing responses. Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundred of previous bonus episodes...
Feb 14, 2022•1 hr 49 min
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus every week and instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus episodes. This week we free-wheel over crossfit jazz, the death of a beloved pet, and The Kingsman movie before getting into the important news of a skier skiing with a different country next to her name. Also, two trump.win users ask for advice on how to respond to their liberal family members, and the responses are not great Music: Sun Ra a...
Feb 10, 2022•8 min
Support the show for $3.11/mo and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and instant access to the entire catelogue of bonus episodes, including audio of our live readings of seminal texts like Rodham, My Antifa Lover, and Gents We Need To Talk About Feminist This week we cover NYC cop mayor Eric Adams getting busted for saying the "cracker" "slur," and in light og this news, conservatives are forced to be racist. Also: Vincent Gallo is in the new Ben Shapiro movie,...
Feb 07, 2022•1 hr 24 min
Nate (@BateNoyd) and Tyler (@bearnurse) from the Animorophing time (@animorphingtime) join me to talk about 9-1-1 season 1 ep 7 Full Moon (creepy af) a classic episode with slashers, zombies, and maybe even werewolves...
Feb 07, 2022•5 min
Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a bonus episode every week and instant access to the entire bonus catalogue. In this massive wall-to-wall episode with Aaron Thorpe of Trillbilly Worker's Party we cover the most recent, and possibly most stupid, public school panic: litterboxes for furries in public school restrooms. Spread by a Michigan Republican Party official, and exhaustedly denied by the superintendent of schools, reactionary parents latched on to ...
Feb 04, 2022•10 min
This week we cover the time I made fun of Joe Rogan on facebook and got 400 extremely mad replies and national conservatives call on a centralized authority to finally reign in corporations about their emojis Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, and instant access to every previous bonus episode directly in your podcast feed
Feb 01, 2022•1 hr 47 min
We're back, baby. Jake Flores of Pod Damn America and Why You Mad joins us to discuss the dystopian christian film 2025. A virus has ravaged the globe, allowing Communists to form a one-world government. Meetings are illegal. Asking Jesus to be the third in your marriage to a 17 year old is forbidden. The constitution is the new sacred document. One small band of freedom fighters decides to spray paint jesus fishes in the woods and begin a revolution. Support the show at http://patreon.com/minio...
Jan 25, 2022•2 hr 1 min
Sarah Black (@sablaah) from "Please Save Me" pod where they review a fictional first responder drama "Chicago Heroes uses her expertise to came talk about the saddest episode of 9-1-1 where we find out about Bobbys dark past. Trauma bonding continues to be theme for LAs bravest and Hen gets real messy.
Jan 24, 2022•5 min
Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week. The Mars company wants to deny Tucker Carlson his god-given right to fuck the green m&m, and facebook users gasp in collective horror as the candy mascots are desexualized. Also: Mass Formation Psychosis, and how it means that everyone who disagrees with you is crazy
Jan 24, 2022•7 min
Because of Alex's holiday season workload we've been on a Patreon-only schedule. We hope to be getting back to regular free episodes as soon as next week, but in the meantime you can hear all the premium episodes from December and January by supporting the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month This week the internet collectively winces as an aggressive Florida Republican starts a road rage shootout and gets outgunned by a Prius driver. Also: Joe Biden's supply chain cla...
Jan 18, 2022•5 min
Unlocked from our Patreon: This week we talk about the insane Epoch Times' "Interview with the Antichrist," a film that crams every imaginable Christian grievance into a 90 minute fake interview with satan's most powerful minion. Pure End Times Behavior
Dec 27, 2021•1 hr 47 min
Support the show for as little as $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to every previous bonus episode right in your podcast app This week we reflect on Donald Trump's victory in the War on Christmas--even muslims and jews like christmas now! Also, we celebrate the first ever Starbucks union, but not everyone is happy, such as people who fantasize about owning a coffee shop. Finally, an instacart delivery driver runs over...
Dec 21, 2021•4 min
The one and only Anje came on to help me talk about the legendary Lone Star episode "2100" the LAVA EPISODE!!! We talk satin, scorpions, and sloughed off skin when a dormant volcano decides to erupt under Austin.
Dec 20, 2021•4 min
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode in your podcast app every week, as well as instant access to every previous bonus episode. This week we cover a heinous attack on Christmas, Christianity, and whiteness itself: the burning of the Fox News Times Square American Christmas Tree Also: Hannity viewers grapple with Comrade Sanders demanding that medicare cover dental benefits for seniors. Hey Bernie, unlike you, I actually take care of my te...
Dec 14, 2021•6 min
Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to every bonus episode directly in your podcast app. This week we cover the insane Epoch Times film, "Interview with the Antichrist." In the aftermath of the rapture and amid a barrage of off-screen plagues and climate catastrophes, an intrepid reporter finally interviews the Antichrist, the christian-hating leader of this apocalyptic world. The Antichrist reveals the "End Times Behavior" that luke...
Dec 06, 2021•7 min
This week we cover the right-wing backlash to a Salvation Army internal employee guide that, according to Daily Wire, demands white donors apologize for their racism Also, very online Trump supporters react to Republican Senator Josh Hawley asking men to stop jerking off and gaming Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for bonus episodes every week & instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes Music: Crumb - Up & Down...
Nov 29, 2021•1 hr 25 min
Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to every previous bonus episode (hundreds of hours of content) right in your podcast app. This week we cover the new Kid Rock song "Don't Tell Me How To Live," which aims to offend millennials but mostly offends conservatives with its vulgar language Also: prominent right wingers call for a race war because of a wikipedia entry title they didn't like...
Nov 27, 2021•4 min
This week we cover CPAC president Matt Schlapp's war against the woke-ification of Sesame Street by including an asian puppet, and one facebook commenter imagines what it would be like if there were a white puppet. Also: scary times at the UK Aldi, as a mum is driven starkers by a mad cashier who refused to slow down. Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to every weekly bonus episode directly in your podcast app...
Nov 23, 2021•1 hr 20 min
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to this and every weekly bonus episode This week we cover the satanic, vaccine, fentanyl, and rap music panics surrounding the deadly Travis Scott concert Also, CNN lends a sensitive ear to America's milkiest family. Why is Joe Biden charging us so much for that moo juice??
Nov 11, 2021•5 min
This week we cover Meta, envisioning a virtual reality world of Boomer facebook posts lovingly rendered in 3 dimensions Also, Florida school children take a small-business themed field trip to a restaurant that happens to be popular with the LGBTQ community, so the school board is receiving death threats. Music: Limp Wrist - Just Like You Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week sent directly to your podcast app...
Nov 02, 2021•1 hr 27 min
