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Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edwardminiondeathcult.libsyn.com
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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Episodes

Dueling Brandons

Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week and instant access to all previous bonus episodes This week there's trouble in the MAGA rapper scene as MC's fight over whose "Lets Go Brandon" anthem is the true original Also, the completely unhinged right wing response to the on-set death during an Alec Baldwin film production Finally, friend of the show Terrence K Williams decides to make a pancake mix the left wont be able to cance...

Oct 29, 20215 min

Unions cause more deaths with their policies and lies than any flu ever could

Support the show for $3/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to every weekly bonus episode, right in your podcast app It's a real humdinger this week as we reveal why Tony and Alex are black and white, cover SoCal Teachers going viral with insane fake Native American educational comedy routines, and watch formerly radical rap groups eulogize an American war criminal Also: a fascinating look at how the right wing is responding to massive labor actions across the coun...

Oct 25, 20214 min

Last Responders "Monster Inside" ft Aaron Thorpe

Finally after a saga of technical difficulties Aaron Thorpe from The Trillbillies was able to lay down an incredible episode where we cover 9-1-1 Lonestar "Monster Inside". This episode takes on themes like mental illness and addiction with the trigger discipline of let's say a terrified child with a revolver. Also theres a dog in this episode.

Oct 21, 20213 min

OFFICERS AND SPEED CANNOT BE RESTRAINED BY THESE SEAT BELTS w/Radio Free Tote Bag

This week we take a respectful, serious tone as we offer advice to various online posters, with the help of relationship advice podcast Radio Free Tote Bag . Questions featured on this show: "Can a police officer ejaculate so prematurely that he dies?" "Do seat belts prevent the momentum necessary to escape your vehicle in an emergency?" "What kind of bicycles do all these new genders ride?" And many more Support the show for $3.11/mo and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/mini...

Oct 18, 20211 hr 25 min

I'm glad my ancestors were enslaved (clip)

Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes, including all previous episodes, directly in your podcast app This week for columbus day we cover the increasingly deranged right wing attempts to justify the genocide of Indigenous peoples, And, Bisexual Superman fails to save the day for one right wing actor and a Daily Wire comment section

Oct 14, 20213 min

Change my flag, I'll change your ass

This week we cover the inane NYT piece "Redesigning America's Flag" and the unhinged conservative response. Also, a girl boss CEO teaches her fellow workers how to be humble and accept less Preorder the Bart Against Bosses shirt and stickers at http://miniondeathcult.com Get a bonus episode every week, access to all previous bonus episodes, and 25% off all merch for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult...

Oct 11, 20211 hr 17 min

Achmed Saves America (clip)

Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes right in your podcast app. This week, Alex tells a humorous work story, and we cover the 2014 animated film "Achmed Saves America" featuring everyone's favorite dead terrorist. That well runs dry pretty quickly, so we pivot to Current Events with a facebook post from an angry Mama Grizzly whose cubs were suspended for wearing Republican pants (jeans) and white supremacist s...

Oct 07, 20216 min

Yoda: "The Robin Hood gene is strong in this one."

This week it's a couple... good? new stories, one involving facebook vigilantes successfully bullying Walmart into waving charges against a shoplifting dad and, Washington State gets rid of solitary confinement after determining it is ineffective, which is of course an affront to me personally Buy the shirt and stickers: http://miniondeathcult.com Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Pavement - Unfair...

Oct 05, 20211 hr 18 min

You stole my vote and it's going to cost you three fingers from your right hand.

It's Merch Time. Get the "Bart Against Bosses" T-Shirt and fun workplace stickers at miniondeathcult.com Support the show, support abortion mutual-aid funds in Texas, get a bonus episode every week and 25% off all merchandise by subscribing at patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only 3.11/mo This week it's the Arizona vote audit, the thing Trump voters have invested most of their psychic energy into for the past year, and the results are not good! Also, a FedEx driver is fighting the good fight agai...

Sep 27, 20211 hr 41 min

GREASE- IRONIC, AIN'T IT?

This week our pal Eddie Deezen is in the news again, probably for being totally normal around waitresses Also a Seattle liberal doormat report from Alexander And why doesn't Trump start a hospital to rival all the other hospitals and staff it with the nurses who got fired

Sep 23, 20211 hr 33 min

Pigman w/Abdul Malik (clip)

Support the show for $3/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week. At the end of September, we will donate half of this month's income to abortion mutual aid providers in Texas. This week we explore "The Infidel, featuring Pigman," a 2015 comic book about a handsome comic book author who draws the anti-muslim superhero "Pigman," and also fights muslims himself Filled with fascinating ideas about Islam (it's gay), Frank-Miller inspired illustrations and ideolo...

Sep 20, 20217 min

I would suppose the DNA of white folks is uppermost of interest to the Chinese

This week we celebrate 9/11 with a post about how cool it was not to be there when it happened, and hear a wise old folk tale about a ghost, a donkey, and murderous neighboring farmers The main event: The Epoch Times stumbles upon a story so racist against white people that it has to be true: China is developing a weapon of mass destruction that can target specific ethnicities. Sounds kind of neat. Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: m...

Sep 15, 20211 hr 50 min

Last Responders " Worst Day Ever" (preview)

The good folks from Dumb and Awful hop on to hear me, once again, list all 450k reasons per episode Angela Bassett does this show and there is a part where I cant remember Stacy Dash's name.

Sep 13, 202111 min

China targeted gamers... gamers (clip)

Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week. This week we chat about Tony's weather trouble, killer palm trees, and the Cars video game Also, China puts restrictions on minors' usage of online games, and we watch the Fox News comment section try to reconcile its hatred of teens with its hatred of China Finally, Lil Nas X does a maternity photoshoot, complete with prosthetic belly, and in the backlash we note the way cultural conservat...

Sep 10, 20215 min

If you own Nevermind by Nirvana, that's enough for the FBI to raid your house, if you're a Republican that is

This week we explore the social media trend of wasting food and beers for fallen marines, and ruminate on the nature of a war-loving country who can't handle 13 casualties. Also: The Nirvana Baby is all grown up and suing the band... for child pornography? Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as access to all previous bonus episodes, directly in your podcast app or browser. Music: Nirvana - School...

Aug 31, 20211 hr 12 min

Last Responders "Studs" ft Brett Payne

On todays episode we revisit a classic episode of 9-1-1 Lone Star "Studs" and give it the respect it truly deserves. Stripper glitter, incels, hot loads of bull stuff, brisket, and e.d. basically the manliest hour of TV about firefighters and skin care.

Aug 30, 20212 min

Thanks for adding our hardcore band!! Our singer is fuckin' shit up in the Al-Anbar province, Iraq! w/Chris Wade (clip)

Support the show for as little as 3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to hundreds of hours of weekly bonus episodes This week, a look at former Misfits singer and Proud Boy Michale Graves turns into a full-blown retrospective on "conservative punk," as we explore the Bush-era website ConservativePunk.com, started by a Republican punk in an effort to combat NoFX's get-out-the-vote campaign, Michael Moore's documentaries, and deliver right wing news, pUnK-style....

Aug 27, 20213 min

The Vaxman Collects (The Ballad of Phil Valentine)

This week we follow up on the story of Phil Valentine, a right-wing talk radio host, covid skeptic, and author of the Beatles parody "Vaxman," who died of Coronavirus on saturday Additionally, another republican lawmaker loses his wife to the virus, still attends anti-vaccine rallies, and posts about the haters on facebook Is there anything to be gained from these people's tragedies? Can they be used as cautionary tales? Either way, their social media pages are wild. Music: Unwound - Corpse Pose...

Aug 23, 202154 min

I would've taken a bullet for both Biggie and Tupac (clip)

Support the show for as little as $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com.miniondeathcult and get instant access to every weekly bonus episode This week the capitalist owner class tells on themselves on my facebook, We cover the completely rational right wing and liberal responses to finally ending the 20-year long war in Afghanistan, and as promised, bring you three amazing cop rappers who Blame their domestic violence on having to bite their tongue with criminal suspects Can't be bigoted because they'r...

Aug 20, 20215 min

Last Reponders "Buck, Actually" (preview)

This week I subjected the wonderful Jamie Peck to an iconic episode of Fox's 9-1-1 "Buck, Actually" Love is in the air when Buck 2.0 meets his match in "Buckette 1.0" a scorned wife shuts the freeway down. Cimney and Maddy have been hanging out a lot...

Aug 16, 20215 min

The Minion Wage

This week: the more-radical-than-trade-unionism movie They Live the fallout of our landlords episode a sandwich shop advertises job openings by calling minimum wage workers scum and TP USA tries to out-woke the minimum wage by arguing it prevents employers from hiring black people music: Dillinger 4 - Minimum Wage is a Gateway Drug

Aug 16, 20211 hr 35 min

Without landlords millions would be homeless

Support the show for as little as $3/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access in your browser or podcast app. This week the algorithm suggests Bill Cosby Rape shirts, and a christian acquaintance gets offended by an Avenged Sevenfold joke The main event: Alexander makes 1300 landlords spitting mad on facebook, and we dive into their shockingly convincing pro-landlord arguments Finally, pro-Trump post bombing jumps formats to the Amazon product review section. Are these ...

Aug 13, 20214 min

Stand Your Biblical Ground

This week we follow up with Tony's nemesis Kurt Schlichter, who is doing "sarcastic" calls for fascism on twitter Also, a Seattle couple will not be charged for hitting and killing a homeless person with their car after driving into an encampment with the supposed purpose of retrieving a stolen bluetooth speaker Finally, Facebook takes Ariana Grande's blasphemy head-on Music: Bloodslide - Trap Door Support the show for $5/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to week...

Aug 09, 20211 hr 31 min

I'm The Vax Man (clip)

Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus episodes This week: a collection of bumper stickers to end all bumper stickers Andrew Cuomo confirms our scoop from 2 months ago: he was too Italian not to do sexual harassment A conservative talk radio host writes and records an anti-vaccine Beatles parody 20 days before he's hospitalized with Covid and the new pro-Trump social media app Ge...

Aug 05, 20212 min

Sentimental Rental Property

This week we start off discussing cool hip hop puns for restaurant menus that kids would love We also get some negative feedback about our child labor sticker mailing program and ask for help from the Mike Rowe facebook group On the eve of a national eviction crisis, a landlord reaches out to twitter for sympathy over having to sell one of her rental properties (which has been in the family for over a generation!) And finally Michigan cops ask for help patrolling from local clergy members. Drop ...

Aug 02, 20211 hr 13 min

CALL YOUR CUSTOMER OR TEXT THEM. STOP BEING COWARDS! (clip)

Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes of MDC as well as Tony's new podcast LAST RESPONDERS This week it's a recap of Alexander's wacky, wildest workday yet in which his center manager cleans blood off the floor of Alex's Package car Also, we visit Real Raw News and find out which celebrity pedophile the military is executing this time

Jul 29, 20214 min

Let's hope the Palestinians don't want to hide bombs in your ice cream stores

This week it's a couple of Classic Cult news stories as conservatives, including one feisty Sheriff, lose their entire minds when the Cleveland baseball team gets less racist also, Ben & Jerry's says it won't sell their tasty frozen treats to Israeli settlers, so the heads of state accuse them of terrorism Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and you'll get a bonus episode every week, instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content, and Tony's new 9-1-1 podcast, Last R...

Jul 26, 20211 hr 32 min

There once was a land of McDonald's workers (The Ballad of Buddy Brown) (Clip)

Support the show for $3/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes This week we follow up on the fight against the Great Reset in the ratings and reviews for The Great Reset podcast (they're not very good!) Also, a Tom MacDonald fan asks his compatriots for the best lyrics to use in his upcoming custody hearing And finally, we check out the fever-pitched right wing country novelty songs of Buddy Brown, with titles like "Welfare Worker," "Looters,"...

Jul 23, 20214 min

Last Responders- Heartbreaker (preview)

Last Responders Heartbreaker (preview) Maria Guido comes on to talk about one of thew more chaotic episodes of 9-1-1 we are laking romance, heartbreak, the importance of chewing your food, and murder. For the full episode go to https://www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Jul 20, 20217 min
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