This week, professional armed car wash operator Kurt Schlichter takes on Tony and gets the MDC treatment. Also, a customer takes on Alex and gets the "get a load of this guy" treatment. Plus, right wing tears over banished Charlottesville monuments and 30 easy tricks to defeating The Great Reset. Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as access to Last Responders, Tony's new Patreon-only podcast on the amazing 9-1-1 and 9-1-1: Lone Star...
Jul 19, 2021•1 hr 31 min
Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to this and hundreds of previous bonus episodes. This week we cover the new issue of BE READY! Firearms News, the cover of which which uses a recreation of the murder of Anthony Huber at the hands of Kyle Rittenhouse to advertise the Mossberg Shockwave shotgun Also in this issue, an undercover dispatch from inside the black bloc, and the ways antisocial conservative weirdos can utilize the leftist organizing ...
Jul 16, 2021•4 min
We take a week off from the world ending to answer the most pressing listener questions, such as "who are you" and "are there better podcasts I can listen to?" Music: Protomartyr - A Private Understanding Support the show for $3/mo and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Jul 12, 2021•1 hr 38 min
This week we celebrate Independence Day by singing the national anthem in the parking lot of a Giant RV and salute the boy scout troops tasked with protecting American Flags from critical race rioters. Also, and after-school program coordinator goes off the deep end after being given racial sensitivity teaching materials, and lets his internet-poisoned, red-pilled, KEK flag fly. LISTEN TO "LAST RESPONDERS," TONY'S BRAND-NEW PATREON-ONLY PODCAST ABOUT THE WACKY WORLD OF WOKE COPS AS HE COVERS EPI...
Jul 06, 2021•1 hr 31 min
Last Responders is a brand new, Patreon-only podcast from Tony Boswell covering the television show 9-1-1 and 9-1-1: Lone Star in all their glory. (Listen to the "Muggle Death Cult" episode of Minion Death Cult for an example of the pure, uncut liberal cringe in store) Subscribe to the Minion's Law Enforcement tier ($5/month) at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get instant access to the first full episode as well as weekly bonus episodes of Minion Death Cult. And yes the audio gets better....
Jul 06, 2021•8 min
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to every previous bonus episode, right in your podcast app. This week, Teamsters approve a resolution to unionize Amazon, but is this the *right* way to get a living wage?? Also, facebook conservatives get tricked into complaining about the child tax credit, And actor Eddie Deezen posts about the heartless waitress who shamed him for demanding she wear fake eyelashe...
Jul 01, 2021•6 min
Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode very week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content directly in your podcast app. This week, UPS goes genderless, and the Portland Crowd Control team resigns when one of their own is charged with assault.
Jun 24, 2021•6 min
This week we cover Juneteenth, and how even a symbolic overture to Black America is unacceptable to the country's right wing. It's a cornucopia of conservative grievance as the boogeymen of critical race theory, satanic panic, and protestant work ethic unite to bemoan a newly recognized federal holiday. Music: Ritchie Havens - Freedom Support the show for $3/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous ...
Jun 21, 2021•1 hr 4 min
This week we cover New Order (2020) with Carter Moon of the Vaguebooking Podcast, a film that asks: what if inequality fosters a race of mindless, dark-skinned zombies who wreak havoc on polite society? Support the show for $3/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes, delivered straight to your podcast app....
Jun 18, 2021•5 min
This week we cover the story of a police officer flipping a pregnant woman's car with a PIT maneuver because she wanted to find a safe place to pull off the road and We worship in the church of Ruben Israel, a fundamentalist street preacher with a confident, no-nonsense approach to politics Music: Young Livers - Non Monumental Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus con...
Jun 14, 2021•1 hr 36 min
Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a full-length bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus episodes like this one, directly in your podcast app. This week we cover the newest and lowest-effort Tom MacDonald track to date, "Snowflakes" Also, The View discusses Kamala's Trump-like comments to potential immigrants and Democratic viewers find a way to wokely do xenophobia....
Jun 11, 2021•9 min
This week: Trump gets his facebook ban shortened from "forever" to "two years" and the right wing is not too happy! also, Mark Cuban bans the national anthem at Mavericks basketball games, so Texas bans him... from disrespecting the country? support the show for $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Jun 07, 2021•1 hr 37 min
Support the show for $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Hey it's an episode about fake antifa property damage Also, Ben Shapiro gets so freaked about childhood sex-ed he says some really interesting things
Jun 03, 2021•4 min
This week we cover Kamala Harris's revolting, offensive, and wholly horrific memorial day tweet, Also, Trump teases a 2024 presidential comeback by signing something for a fan, but the right wing pushes back: isn't he already president? Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes right in your podcast app. Music: Pennywise - Bro Hymen Tribute...
May 31, 2021•1 hr 14 min
Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous episodes. This week a Candy Shop owner posts a helpful want ad to facebook describing all the types of employees he hates (women) and we learn "why God made the small business owner." Also, Mark McCloskey (gated community gun guy) runs for senate in perhaps the most Trumpian bid for office in the last two years....
May 28, 2021•5 min
Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to this episode, all previous bonus episodes, and a new bonus episode every week directly in your podcast app. It's a king-sized episode this week as we dive into "Irresistible Revolution," or, "The Book That Got Me Fired From Space Force" with the boys from Left Flank Vets. A self-published work whose main citations are the constitution and Ben Shapiro, author Lt. Col. Mathew Lohmeier sketches out a tenuous ...
May 24, 2021•5 min
This week we explore the Israel-Palestine "conflict" through the lens of a "Progressive Zionist" Facebook group Also, we discover a young man who dares propose: what if a southern guy was black and gave your cousin permission to make jokes about picking cotton? Music: RMR - Rascal Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as immediate access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content...
May 18, 2021•1 hr 21 min
This week: Facebook Teamsters revolt at the idea of changing the "Brotherhood" in International Brotherhood of Teamsters and a Dunkin Donuts employee fulfills the American Dream of killing a rude customer Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode delivered to your podcast app every week, as well as access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content
May 14, 2021•7 min
This week, the right wing pretends to be offended by gender essentialism but can't hold the game together long enough not to do extreme racism and sexism and Van Morrison releases a new "Record Project" asking western men to stop being losers and take back "their rewards" Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week and hundreds of hours of previous bonus content.
May 10, 2021•1 hr 21 min
Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week and instant access to all previous bonus episodes This week: Defending Guy Fieri from the left The Bill and Melinda Gates divorce thrills and chills the MAGA crowd Our Gender is Trooper #CopWifeKaren
May 07, 2021•4 min
This week we cover the story of a Guy Fieri restaurant paying its black employees less, ignoring management's use of the n word, and the employees who decided to fight back Also: a private school in Florida lays off teachers who've been vaccinated, because, while the Covid spread is fake, the efforts to mitigate the spread are real and actually spreading and causing irregular menstruation Sign the petition to get Pittsburgh restaurant workers raises and back pay: https://www.coworker.org/petitio...
May 04, 2021•1 hr 20 min
Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as access to all previous bonus episodes, directly in your podcast app or on the web. This week: The possibility of DC statehood reveals the right wing's love of the elite and natural hatred of populism as an Epoch Times op-ed argues against mobs of citizens exerting influence on the nation's capitol. Also: An extremely fake story about Biden banning meat goes extremely viral, as freedom ...
Apr 30, 2021•8 min
This week an old friend stops by to share his experience working for a cringe right-wing valor-stealing clothing company also, an intersection of facebook boomerposting and tough guy hardcore finally, a man who has spent tens of thousands of dollars at disney world says hes thinking about not continuing to spend tens of thousands of dollars at disney world if they don't put the rape back in Pirates of the Caribbean. Support the show for $3.11 at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus...
Apr 27, 2021•1 hr 25 min
Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode sent to your podcast app every week, as well as instant access to all previous bonus content. This week Bryan Quinby of Street Fight Radio helps us assess the reactions to the Derek Chauvin verdict, and boy, are there some doozies. Also: A Buttfest 2000 follow-up with Aaron Lewis as he releases his most dumb-assed song yet.
Apr 23, 2021•5 min
This week we visit a fun little Trump facebook post from 2013 before diving into the conservative reaction to the constant stream of police abuses, as well as their response to Pat Robertson waving a gun around on TV and joining the call for police accountability (in a way). Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Buy the tote before it's taken down the night of 5/19 at http://miniondeathcult.com Music: Uzeda - This Heat...
Apr 19, 2021•1 hr 24 min
This week we cover the multiple high profile instances of police brutality, and how military veterans are reacting to one of their own being brutalized. Also: Biden says "no amendment is absolute" and the right freaks out and also list the amendments they don’t like. Support the show at Http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $3.11/mo and get a bonus episode every week as well as 25% off your ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING MORONIC INSANE EVIL GARBAGE tote bag at http://miniondeathcult.com Music: Sepultura...
Apr 13, 2021•1 hr 25 min
Happy Easter! This week we see what OUR President is up to, dive into the conservative boycott of MLB (and the nature of right wing boycotts in general), and process the Matt Gaetz allegations through the lens of his most deranged supporters. Get instant access to this and every bonus episode right in your podcast player at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $3.11/mo
Apr 08, 2021•4 min
We had a last-second opportunity to interview a very recent former Amazon driver, Haley Marie Brown about her experience driving for the company, how it flies in the face of Amazon's "progressive" public image, and how Alexander's union delivery job compares and contrasts. We did a lot of commiserating on this one, and the discrepancy between Amazon's statements and Haley's experience was too ridiculous not to expound at length. Instead of trimming this segment down, I decided to leave it intact...
Apr 06, 2021•1 hr 14 min
Hey, it's the Lil Nas X "Montero" episode. This was a pretty big freakout, folks. The Gateway pundit slanders Lil Nas X in print, it's commenters threaten to rape and murder him, and a Jeff Dunham acolyte might've found an even more twisted puppet to look up to. Also, NYC ends qualified immunity for police officers, and supporters of the police complain about how they wont be able to shoot people in the back anymore (really) Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult ...
Apr 03, 2021•6 min
This week Rax King and Courtney Rawlings of the Low Culture Boil podcast join us to discuss on op-ed on abortion written by the most epic world net daily contributor: Chuck Norris. Listen to Low Culture Boil wherever you get podcasts or at https://lowcultureboil.libsyn.com/2020
Mar 29, 2021•1 hr 45 min
