Pam's PSA: don't be dumb and shoot off fireworks if your area is undergoing a massive heatwave and/or drought. Andrew shares some neighbor drama and asks if we take part in neighborhood Facebook groups. As more details emerge about the collapse of a condo building in Surfside, Florida, it's clear this was a tragedy that did not have to happen. #FREEBRITNEY! Britney Spears has broken her silence about the terrible conditions of her conservatorship, and we learn some disturbing details about her e...
Jun 29, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Season 7Ep. 24
Let Batman live! DC thinks letting the grown man who dresses like a bat display a very normal sex life is a bridge too far. The United States Conference of Catholic Bishops is angling to prevent Joe Biden and other pro-choice politicians from being able to take communion. We're noticing some weird things are hyper-inflated in the market right now: lumber, chicken wings, cars, and more. Nielsen has rolled out some new data regarding the average American's streaming habits. Do we fit the trend? An...
Jun 22, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Season 7Ep. 23
Warning: The age of the Millennial Lifestyle Subsidy is over. Will we continue using Uber, Airbnb, and other convenience apps now that rates are going up? In some good news, the G7 nations have pledged to donate over 1 billion COVID-19 vaccine doses for the rest of the world. Ellie Kemper of "The Office" and "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" fame is the latest celebrity to get dragged on Twitter based on incomplete information. Starbucks is bringing back its reusable cup programs! Are we getting back ...
Jun 15, 2021•1 hr 20 min•Season 7Ep. 22
HAPPY PRIDE FROM #MILLENNIAL!!! The brands are at it again - how do we know when a brand is sincere in their allyship? Former government employee Donald Trump has given up on his blog after realizing no one reads blogs anymore. Andrew needs a laugh, but Laura is doomsday prepping because she doesn't believe we've seen the end of Trumpism. How are we tipping now compared to pre-pandemic? We review Spotify's "Only You" roundup feature, and blend playlists with each other on air. It's a mailbag epi...
Jun 08, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Season 7Ep. 21
Post-pandemic to-go cocktails may be a new normal in a number of states! While we don't have answers or solutions, we address the latest news related to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Listener of the show Natalie made amazing custom Funko pops for each of the #Millennial hosts! Check her out on Etsy and Instagram! The White House is teaming up with dating apps to get vaccinated folks LAID! Starbucks is considering leaving Facebook due to the amount of hate speech on the platform. Don't worry ...
May 25, 2021•1 hr 13 min•Season 7Ep. 20
This week we're joined by Andrew and Pam's friend Karen, who has successfully become a full-time freelance editor and author through the wonders of the internet. Does the "Karen" meme annoy a real life, extremely-kind Karen? The CDC has announced that masks are no longer required in most indoor situations, setting off all kinds of reactions. Are the updated guidelines coming too soon, or are people simply uncomfortable with change? Instead of an immediate switch, why didn't the CDC set a date in...
May 18, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Season 7Ep. 19
Can Andrew finish this week's show preview before the music stops? Laura recounts her first weekend of semi-normality post vaccination. Are we notable enough to be listed in the notable alumni lists for our high schools? Facebook's oversight board has upheld its ban on former President Trump... for the next 6 months. Do we think he'll ever be allowed back on Facebook? Can Trump run and win in 2024 without a presence on the major social media platforms? Pew Research Center (aka Laura's bae) found...
May 11, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Season 7Ep. 18
Andrew sat in a dark room with a giant glowing screen for the first time in over a year! A vaccine confessional reminds us that some people need to consult with their doctors before getting the COVID vaccine, and that's okay! Pam nearly dies for her art this Mother's Day. The Number: how many misleading claims has Biden made in his first 100 days compared to Trump's first 100 days? Florida's state legislature has passed new voting laws that mirror GOP efforts across the country to make it harder...
May 04, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 7Ep. 17
2020's US Census data has been published, and they specifically noted that Andrew of #Millennial is responsible for Illinois losing a House seat. How rude! With confirmation that Captain America 4 is on the way, it's a perfect time for our thoughts on the conclusion of 'The Falcon and The Winter Soldier.' After a short pause, Johnson&Johnson's COVID-19 vaccine is now approved for use in the U.S. again. However, the U.S. may now have more vaccines than people willing to get them. Although the boo...
Apr 27, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Season 7Ep. 16
Andrew and Laura are two for two on Moderna. Laura recommends taking advantage of Office Depot's free copy and lamination of your COVID-19 vaccine card. Dogecoin has been going insane, giving Andrew some serious FOMO. Happy 4/20 to all who celebrate! Facebook is adding a video speed dating feature, which forces us to examine the history of online dating. Disney's next live action movie will tell the story of Cinderella's evil step sisters. Are we getting villain origin story fatigue yet? Downton...
Apr 20, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Season 7Ep. 15
According to the CDC, all the wiping down of surfaces we've been doing for the last year may not have had much of an impact on the pandemic. But when Laura reminds everyone that feces is everywhere, the panel is down to keep it up. Pam's got some small town poultry drama. YouTube is testing hiding the 'dislike' count on videos, prompting the question, "what does a dislike actually tell us?" Andrew doesn't want to get murdered for talking smack while gaming, so he asks for help in deciding on a n...
Apr 13, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 7Ep. 14
The oldest millennials are turning 40 this year, and we say BRING. IT. ON. BABY. (But maybe keep your shitty hot-take headlines to yourself.) The CDC says vaccinated individuals can travel at 'low risk' to themselves - meaning that travel is going to be absolutely bonkers this summer. Pam and Laura are already planning a coordinated cringe watching party of 'Selena: The Series' part 2, Andrew is already seeing himself out the door. 'Game of Thrones' spinoffs are headed our way by the boatload. I...
Apr 06, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Season 7Ep. 13
Andrew has a bone to pick with SDCC over their decision to hold their convention over Thanksgiving weekend this year. Pam's neighbor drama made her an unwitting peeping Tom. Disney has announced that 'Black Widow' and 'Cruella' will debut on Disney+ the same day as their theatrical release. Will any of us pay the $30 premier access fee on top of our Disney+ subscription? Andrew's concerned about these extra fees becoming the new normal. What's with all the gritty reboots? Do we really need to se...
Mar 30, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Season 7Ep. 12
We kick this week's show off with some good news - our panel is beginning to get vaccinated! Laura provides her review of the first Moderna shot mere hours after receiving it. Spring breakers are ruining March again. What about "global pandemic" do these beachgoers not understand? Pam got stitches (but don't worry, she's no snitch!). It's a big week for DCU and MCU fans: The Justice League (Snyder Cut) and Falcon and Winter Soldier have dropped on HBO Max and Disney+. Does the Snyder Cut have an...
Mar 23, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Season 7Ep. 11
PSA / Rage from Andrew: No one wants to hear your music out in public, especially in peaceful settings. A couple of members of our panel have successfully signed up for vaccine appointments! Check your state's eligibility requirements or sign up for a waitlist here! President Biden gave a primetime speech marking the anniversary of when COVID got real in the United States. In it, he predicted Americans could gather in "small groups" to celebrate the 4th of July. Do we think we'll be ready? Andre...
Mar 16, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 7Ep. 10
We recorded this latest installment on International Women's Day, and we kick off the show with a reminder of the importance of intersectional feminism. #Millennial has new artwork, courtesy of Emily Kardamis! What's that thing on the table?? We're (finally) going to be seeing an additional round of stimulus checks, but fewer people will receive them this time. Special thanks to listener Michelle for providing resources about the increase in hate crimes towards AAPI (Asian American Pacific Islan...
Mar 09, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Season 7Ep. 9
This week we discovered each of us has a catch-phrase?! Listen to find out what they are! Is tipping culture out of control? How do we handle situations where it's unclear whether tipping is appropriate? Andrew shares a recent story. With Johnson & Johnson's vaccine receiving emergency FDA approval, conversations abound about vaccine preferences. Do we have one? Andrew considers a pilgrimage to Gila County, Arizona for a shot at the vaccine. San Diego Comic Con has already canceled its in-person...
Mar 02, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Season 7Ep. 8
What's a phrase people say all the time that you hate? We "did a thing" and got feedback LIVE on air! And friend of the show Shane brings some Los Angeles sunshine to the panel this week! It's happening again: people continue to cause destruction by celebrating their unborn babies' genitals via explosion. Do we wish ill on anyone? No. Do we care that Rush Limbaugh died? Also no. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo is under fire after the state Attorney General released a report indicating that Cuomo'...
Feb 23, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Season 7Ep. 7
A polar vortex has struck the southern United States and skinny jeans are out. The gang reacts to the fashion trends Gen Z says make us "old." 😂 Pam is thankful to all the fast food joints for reminding her it's almost Lent with their fish alternatives. We ask our Discord community: what is something you've done that you recommend everyone add to their bucket list? (Thanks Idea Guy!) The perks of traveling and exploring alone. Ahhhhh... Be sure to check out our latest BREAKING NEWS installment ...
Feb 16, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Season 7Ep. 6
Did we all watch the Super Bowl? You know we didn't. But did we have some thirsty moments with those commercials? You know we did. 👀 Laura prepares to ask Elon Musk if she can pay for a trip to Mars with Dogecoin. COVID cases have been steadily trending down - what do we make of this development? Trump's second impeachment trial begins TODAY. Are we subjecting ourselves to the political theater? Democrats are split on the subject of means testing for the next round of stimulus payments, and we ...
Feb 09, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Season 7Ep. 5
We're back-to-back with Micah appearances on #Millennial - he had more to say, so we're here to listen! Kicking off Black History Month right, Stacey Abrams has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize! Who thought we'd ever regret not investing in GameStop? Professor Micah oversees our bastardized explanation of what happened with the stock market last week, and we share our thoughts on responsible investment. Micah sticks to trading on the stalk market in Animal Crossing, and Laura bet a few dol...
Feb 02, 2021•1 hr 16 min•Season 7Ep. 4
Welcome back, Micah! Last time you were on, the pandemic was bad. This time... it's still really bad. Biden week 1 scandals: wears a rolex, has a Peloton, didn't wear a mask at a family-only event... when will the tan suit scandal hit? PSA: Don't feed your dog grain-free food. Andrew laments the parental advice that got him here, and recommends further reading from the American Kennel Club and DogFoodAdvisor.com to make sure your pup is on a healthy diet. Laura and her neighbors are fighting a p...
Jan 26, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 7Ep. 3
The second week of 2021 wasn't... as bad? Maybe? The Bumble scandal: Andrew believes his photo was stolen to make an imposter account. (Little does he know...) CELEBRATE: your federal student loans will not go into repayment at the end of the month! What's in Biden's $1.9 trillion covid relief package? We go over the deets, and Laura complains about the Democratic infighting already happening. Not content with the amount of whataboutism that's happened so far this year, Rep. Ken Buck (R-CO) comp...
Jan 19, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 7Ep. 2
We're back! 2021 is already a wash, so we'll see you next year. Kidding... kind of. Over the last couple of weeks, 2020 was put behind us, the internet fell in love with Bridgerton, Trump successfully found voter fraud (his own), Georgia got the redemption arc it deserves, and we came close to a coup. #America Laura finally listened to Folklore and Evermore, Pam finally met her niece, and Andrew heard some of the latest MAGA conspiracy theories. A Confessional writer asks if they should care tha...
Jan 12, 2021•1 hr•Season 7Ep. 1
It's the season 6 finale of #Millennial, and you know what that means! Secret Santa, a year in review, and a look ahead to 2021. Andrew reminds us that each year has been worse than the one that preceeded it, so... buckle up. Laura recounts the experience of her self-administered COVID-19 test and does not recommend. We used Cameo for this year's Secret Santa exchange and the results are GOLD. New #Millennial tradition? A #Millennial Year In Review: all the shit you remember, plus a few surprise...
Dec 22, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Season 6Ep. 47
After six agonizing weeks, the election is finally over. We don't expect Orange Julius to admit it though, so let's gather 'round for some catharsis as we near the end of this dumpster fire of a year. Taylor Swift 2020 album releases: 2 -- Government stimulus checks: 1(?) 😭 Andrew and Pat are baking cookies for Pam and Laura, but they'll need to play a little game when they eat them. Last week's BAE guest Kailey raises an excellent point for allies to remember about protecting trans folks' priv...
Dec 15, 2020•1 hr 16 min•Season 6Ep. 46
We're back and over the turkey hangover, and boy, has a lot happened while we've been off! Andrew makes his case for why sharing a Spotify account is a bad idea. For once, they can't blame millennials for killing an industry: Warner Bros. has announced all of its 2021 releases will debut on HBO Max to coincide with their theatrical release dates. Elliot Page announced that he is trans in a heartfelt letter shared on his social media. We're so proud of and happy for Elliot! Pam and Laura give the...
Dec 08, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Season 6Ep. 45
Just in time for Thanksgiving: Twitter launches FLEETS, Rudy Giuliani melts on live television, and Barack Obama's A Promised Land drops. Taboo word of the week is back! This week's taboo word: Biden. How are we all handling Thanksgiving this year? While the panel tries to plan a safe and enjoyable holiday, we're 👀 at the people who are having large family celebrations. We predict that the closest thing we'll ever get to a concession from Trump is this tweet. What does it mean if the President ...
Nov 24, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Season 6Ep. 44
As we slowly transition away from needing to worry about what the President is tweeting every day, we've got a mixed bag of stories for you this week! Our "Greetings from 2020" shirts have begun hitting BAE Patrons' mailboxes, and they look great! Share a pic of your shirt on social using #Greetingsfrom2020. RIP Trump Voter Fraud hotline, we wished you'd lived to see another day of trolling. 😢 Wonder Woman 1984 has Warner Bros. wondering how best to safely release a film that has already seen r...
Nov 17, 2020•1 hr 13 min•Season 6Ep. 43
CEEEEELEBRATE GOOD TIMES... COME ON! It's been a long four years and a long election week, but we are finally here! Join us for our post-election analysis and rejoicing! It started with a red mirage... and ended with a very blue assist from mail-in ballots. How did we react to Saturday's news? Celebratory screaming and... napping? STOP. THE. COUNT. but also COUNT. THE. VOTES. Thank you to all the election workers who put themselves at risk to make sure all of our votes were counted! Trump and th...
Nov 10, 2020•1 hr 13 min•Season 6Ep. 42
