The big day is here. Election Day 2020 has commenced - whether you've already voted or are in line to vote, we're glad you're here. If you have any questions or concerns today, please call the Voter Protection Hotline at 866-687-8683 or the Voter Assistance Line at 833-336-8683. What we're doing today: drinking and deciding what kind of comfort food to have ready. Let's do something stupid to get us through this: the New York Times wonders if you can tell the difference between a Trump voter and...
Nov 03, 2020•1 hr 5 min•Season 6Ep. 41
It's our last episode before the election! We know this campaign has been exhausting, so we've got some lighter content to look forward to, along with our final thoughts about the importance of being counted in this election. VOTE! Our Borat: Subsequent Movie Film review: offensive and hilarious. Just when we'd all forgotten about Quibi, we learned it's shutting down. BAE level Patrons: our 2020 physical gift is here, check it out! We're joined by Rebekah from Modern Mystic Shop to do a live tar...
Oct 27, 2020•1 hr 28 min•Season 6Ep. 40
As of this episode, we have all officially voted! Do you want us to be able to change out Trump's screaming face for sunglasses Joe? Get out and vote and make it happen! Laura became THAT paranoid pet owner, and Pam became THAT person who forgot her mask. As promised, we deliver dramatic readings of our bitchy Yelp reviews. Some of us are bitchier than others. 👀 We apologize in advance for this - we showed off our lack of vocal talent when trying to see if Google could identify the songs we wer...
Oct 20, 2020•1 hr 20 min•Season 6Ep. 39
Happy "Fuck Christopher Columbus" Day everyone! We're kicking off the show with a focus on how we're voting, and the reveal that one of our panel has already voted! Can you guess who? Thankfully, Disney+ won't be giving the Mulan treatment to 'Soul,' which will release on 12/25 at no additional cost! In darker news, the FBI thwarted an attempt to kidnap Governor Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan by a group of 45 apologists. Trump's doctor has cleared him to return to public engagements, but recent in...
Oct 13, 2020•1 hr 20 min•Season 6Ep. 38
The powers of science and karma combined last week to make Andrew think (maybe) there is a God. The toddler in chief has the 'rona, and we're here for some real talk on what this means for the country and our upcoming election. The timeline here is insane: from a Tuesday night debate to a Wednesday night COVID positive announcement. The 11 confirmed cases so far seem to have one gathering in common: The Amy Coney Barrett announcement event in the Rose Garden. Inconsistency and petulance took up ...
Oct 06, 2020•1 hr 15 min•Season 6Ep. 37
What the hell am I watching right now? This episode is dedicated to reacting to the first Presidential debate of the season, immediately after it ended. As Trump spent 99% of his (and everyone else's) time steamrolling and bullying Biden and Chris Wallace, we wonder how anyone can still be undecided in this election? While Biden had some nice zingers throughout the night, we're hoping to see more of this in future debates. #shutupman While not super frequent, we take some time to discuss the mom...
Sep 30, 2020•1 hr 16 min•Season 6Ep. 36
In the wake of RBG's passing, we're encouraging you to check your voter registration status and make a plan to vote. May her memory be a blessing. Check out our latest Breaking News installment to hear our reactions immediately after this news broke. Pat is back, and he's got some great news to give us all a dose of positivity in this shit storm of a year. The first volume of President Obama's memoir is arriving November 17th, and we're debating whether we want a physical copy, the audiobook, or...
Sep 22, 2020•1 hr 13 min•Season 6Ep. 35
"So, you accidentally leaked your nudes online." Even Captain America goofs up on the internet sometimes, so don't feel bad about the last drunk text you sent your ex. Welcome back, Micah! Along with the coronavirus pandemic has come a pandemic of cracked teeth. Learn to recognize the signs of teeth grinding and work with your dentist to get a mouthguard! Our hope is eroded after checking in on a no-mask rally in Utah. Andrew has signed up to be tracked... by Nevada's contact tracing app. While ...
Sep 15, 2020•1 hr 18 min•Season 6Ep. 34
This week, Pam brings her shades to the show, and Andrew brings his too in solidarity. We'll also be holding our Black Panther watch party in celebration of Chadwick Boseman's life this weekend, open to all. Stay tuned for details! Are people's special drink orders at Starbucks and Dunkin' annoyingly complicated? Barista Pam sounds off. This week's Confessional writers want to know: should I stay with a partner who's giving an unreasonable ultimatum? Should I have shared a fat bowl with my cousi...
Sep 08, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Season 6Ep. 33
At the top of the show, we spend some time on Chadwick Boseman's legacy and the crushing blow that is the loss of a brilliant mind, creator, and humanitarian too soon. We'll be inviting listeners to join us next weekend for a Black Panther watch party in celebration of Chadwick's life - keep an eye on our social channels (Twitter, Facebook, Instagram) for more info. Have you ever purchased something that seemed too good to be true via an Instagram ad? Be on the look out for Instascams! The Trump...
Sep 01, 2020•1 hr 27 min•Season 6Ep. 32
Buckle up everyone - we play Taboo Word of the Week again, and this time we slip up... a lot. 💀 Pew Research has the latest data on dealbreakers and deal closers in potential relationships. Surprise surprise, if you voted for Trrrruuuu - Agent Orange, your pool will be more limited. We take a moment to acknowledge yet another example of police brutality: Jacob Blake is in intensive care following a police shooting in Kenosha, Wisconsin. Orange Julius isn't having the start to his convention wee...
Aug 25, 2020•1 hr 25 min•Season 6Ep. 31
Kamala Harris was announced as Joe Biden's running mate last week. Listen to our thoughts on the selection in our most recent edition of Breaking News! It's a very special podcast host's birthday, which warrants a very special prank call. Happy birthday, Micah! Thanks to everyone who pointed out that Andrew did indeed say last week's taboo word (2020). Andrew takes 1.5 shots as his penance. Queensland Australia is seeing a significant reduction in flu transmission as a result of Queenslanders fo...
Aug 18, 2020•1 hr 16 min•Season 6Ep. 30
We made a #Millennial Summer Rewind Mix of our favorite summer tunes. Check it out here! As Ellen DeGeneres and her show's producers face fire for multiple accusations of physical and emotional abuse, we weigh in on current trends of toxic workplaces being held accountable. What would you do if your significant other refused to pay their student loans, resulting in a complicated financial situation? New York's Attorney General Letitia James has filed a lawsuit against the National Rifle Associat...
Aug 11, 2020•1 hr 26 min•Season 6Ep. 29
Andrew is safe and sound in Vegas (despite a near-death experience in St. Louis), and we're back baby! What fate met TikTok while we were off, and why are people speculating about Taylor Swift's sexuality? Laura and Pam are alarmed by Andrew's thoughts (as usual). A confessional from someone who tried sex work prompts us to talk about jobs we've had or considered in the past, and Andrew identifies a pattern for Laura. The main theme of Trumpster Fire is negative growth... at a rate of 32.9%. Wha...
Aug 04, 2020•1 hr 15 min•Season 6Ep. 28
This week's episode runs the gamut on topics, so let's dive right in, shall we? Pam celebrated a socially distant birthday, and Andrew bids adieu to Chicago. We pay tribute to two civil rights icons we were gutted to lose on the same day: John Lewis and C.T. Vivian. As Andrew leaves Chicago, Laura and Pam quiz his Windy City knowledge. Are our pets getting too attached to having us around? What can we do to ease them back into the "old normal" when we go back to work? 'Rona roundup gets more rid...
Jul 21, 2020•1 hr 14 min•Season 6Ep. 27
Corona, and Karens, and TikTok, oh my! It's a mixed bag on this week's episode, but the same old real talk. Between Pam losing power, RBG being in the hospital (again), and another tragedy for the cast of Glee, this week is definitely living up to the 2020 standard. While the $600 weekly unemployment stimulus is ending soon, the Trump administration wants to replace it with things that help rich people, like capital gains tax holidays. We're "screaming inside our hearts" about Florida's earth-sh...
Jul 15, 2020•1 hr 14 min•Season 6Ep. 26
The holiday weekend brought excitement to our lives with Hamilton on Disney+, but Andrew's got an even bigger life event hitting the airwaves this week! Apparently quarantine makes every day feel like the 4th of July to some - why all the fireworks?? Walmart is (for once) doing a public service and converting 160 of its parking lots into drive-in movie theaters. Universities have begun announcing their plans for returning to campus this fall, and we're already predicting hot spots on campus. Thi...
Jul 07, 2020•1 hr 11 min•Season 6Ep. 25
JK Rowling is at it again, and this is just getting embarrassing. 🤦♀️Meanwhile, Jenna Marbles is seemingly self-aware and has decided to remove herself from Youtube. We really don't like this timeline. With at least 14 states pausing or halting their re-opening plans in light of skyrocketing Covid-19 numbers, we examine our own quarantine adherence 4 months into the pandemic in the United States. Meanwhile, people across the nation (including Vice President Pence) think masking requirements ar...
Jun 30, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Season 6Ep. 24
Pam and Marc are back this week, and it's a good thing, because we have a lot of ground to cover. Welcome to the mid-season finale of 2020, where news ranges from Disney bleeping Hamilton to Trumpster Fire 2020. Apple's WWDC introduces some features to help deal with your annoying friends when they blow up group messages, and Apple Watch will soon be providing a countdown when it detects hand washing happening. Laura and Marc are playing Last of Us 2 and ignoring the haters. Let's kill some zomb...
Jun 23, 2020•1 hr 26 min•Season 6Ep. 23
The Tik Tok Gods and Goddesses have decided it’s time to roast millennials. Let’s see how many generational stereotypes we can fulfill this episode! We welcome Marc back to the show, and he plugs a very important conversation we’ll be having next week about call-out culture. We gush about the Playstation 5 announcement, but wonder how much money we’ll be forking over to Sony this fall. We examine current polling in the Biden v. Trump Presidential race, and while the numbers look promising, let’s...
Jun 17, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Season 6Ep. 22
Dr. Sarah Steelman, Ph.D. is a licensed marriage and family therapist, who specializes in LGBTQ+ affirmative practices. She joins us at the top of the show to discuss J.K. Rowling's latest tweets and why they are dangerous and damaging to trans people. Check out her professional page here. Sarah discusses with us the importance of affirmative language, why J.K. Rowling's opinions are rooted in pseudoscience, and whether or not she can redeem herself. Following up on last week's discussion about ...
Jun 10, 2020•1 hr 13 min•Season 6Ep. 21
We thought the world had already hit rock bottom when we took a week off. We're back to give our take on the current state of affairs related to protests around the country demanding justice for George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and other victims. DISCLAIMER: We endeavored to approach this week's discussion as allies, and do not claim to have all the answers. For rounded coverage from our black brothers and sisters, we recommend Code Switch, The Breakfast Club, Jamele Hill is Unbothered, 'Black Trau...
Jun 03, 2020•1 hr 26 min•Season 6Ep. 20
This week's episode is dedicated to Charlie the cat - #ForCharlie! ❤️ In their latest move toward world domination, Disney+ will be bringing us a Percy Jackson TV series and... *drumroll* 🎶Alexander Hamilton🎶 Listener feedback has us discussing when we'll be comfortable going back to the movies, and how to deal with a job that is financially comfortable, but mentally draining. President Hydroxychloroquine is peddling a new Obama conspiracy theory and thinks he lives in an episode of Star Trek....
May 20, 2020•1 hr 18 min•Season 6Ep. 19
In the time of COVID-19, life keeps happening. #Millennial is here to make sure you've got our take on the latest! Andrew's 80-year-old grandmother is getting her first smartphone, Michelle Obama gave us all the feels in Netflix's "Becoming," and what we think of stupid people who refuse to wear masks. Listener feedback gives us a perspective on what the new normal for open office layouts may be, and a confession about a listener dreaming of being in a thruple with Andrew and Pat. Adele made hea...
May 12, 2020•1 hr 28 min•Season 6Ep. 18
On this week's #Millennial, Micah is back, Nicholas Cage is "back," and a new Twilight book is coming out. What year is it?! At the top of the show, we address the latest in Tara Reade's sexual assault allegations against presumptive Democratic nominee for President, Joe Biden. What do we make of Reade's allegations, and has Joe Biden handled this well? (Spoiler: No.) The latest projections for for COVID-19 infections and deaths finally freak Andrew out, and our entire panel is slated to stay ho...
May 05, 2020•1 hr 26 min•Season 6Ep. 17
This week's episode really shows our age, but we're here with our thrown-out backs and quarantine drama to cover the latest, so buckle up! Andrew threw out his back last week and was a total embarrassment during his first visit to the chiropractor. We think it's really nice that Kim Jong Un has decided Trump's crazy is enough for the world right now (but really he prob dead). Laura calls the Georgia Governor's Mansion and requests a tour to celebrate the end of shelter in place. Donald Trump mak...
Apr 29, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Season 6Ep. 16
We're back on 4/20 to ask the question... is there a light appearing at the end of this coronatunnel? Yes, but let's not rush it, Republican Governors. A Confessional writer takes some heat from a well-meaning, but possibly misguided friend, and we talk about why it's okay to feel grief about the current state of affairs. While San Diego Comic Con has canceled, movie theaters are plotting their plans for reopening. Given that movie theaters are nasty anyway, who among us will brave the new norma...
Apr 21, 2020•1 hr 22 min•Season 6Ep. 15
#Millennial is back, and we're playing "Guess Who's Drinking?" on this week's episode. Take a listen and decide who YOU think is hitting the sauce, and email us with your guess. Seriously though, who doesn't hate Comcast? Laura chronicles a days long fight she had with America's most hated internet company to come pick up their damn cable line. Bernie Sanders is being all useful and shit by endorsing Joe Biden, meanwhile none of us have left the house. The first stimulus payments have begun hitt...
Apr 14, 2020•1 hr 15 min•Season 6Ep. 14
Laura's stupid Governor just realized how virus transmission works. Better late than never? We're back, and taking no prisoners when it comes to stupid people. We're making the most out of our shelter in place orders: Pam tries CBD oil and Andrew wins $17 in a Mario Kart tournament. We play the latest social media challenge of listing 10 things we dislike, but everyone else seems to love. Sorry not sorry. Take your pink wines, cupcakes, and cheesecakes elsewhere, Karen! Is it possible to dislike...
Apr 07, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Season 6Ep. 13
Come one, come all, it's time for another edition of #Millennial! Where the adulting is pretend and the talk is real. Have you filled out the census yet? Don't forget to be counted! We'll be hosting a coffee break with our friends over at MuggleCast, open to all! Join us Wednesday 4/1 from 3-4 PM EST - links will be posted on social! The Number is back to show us just how much more time we're all spending streaming, gaming, and binging. In happy news, many of us have purportedly reverted to simp...
Mar 31, 2020•1 hr 28 min•Season 6Ep. 12
